The one good thing about the Patriots opening the season on Thursday is that there’s no Patriots game on Sunday. Oh sure, the pre-game shows can’t help themselves, and after the GAME MANAGING they took Thursday night it’ll be quite enjoyable, but thank heaven for tender mercies.
Courtesy those hard-working maniacs at 506sports, here are tomorrow’s broadcast maps for game coverage:
CBS SINGLE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Oakland @ Tennessee | Jim Nantz, Tony Romo |
| █ | Pittsburgh @ Cleveland | Greg Gumbel, Trent Green |
| █ | NY Jets @ Buffalo | Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon |
| █ | Baltimore @ Cincinnati | Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta |
| █ | Jacksonville @ Houston | Andrew Catalon, James Lofton |
| █ | Indianapolis @ LA Rams (LATE) | Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts |
UPDATES:
- Miami FL: IND-LAR to BUF-NYJ
- Tampa FL: IND-LAR to PIT-CLE
- San Diego and Palm Springs CA: OAK-TN to IND-LAR
- Mobile AL: PIT-CLE to JAX-HOU
It looks like CBS gets the shit end of the stick opening weekend. Unless you are a fan of one of those teams, it looks like there isn’t an appealing game in the bunch. The highlight looks like Oakland at Tennessee, as we will bear witness to the Emmy Award era of the Tony Romo show on CBS.
FOX EARLY
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Atlanta @ Chicago | Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis |
| █ | Philadelphia @ Washington | Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber |
| █ | Arizona @ Detroit | Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on CBS | |
UPDATES:
- all Florida: TB-MIA to ATL-CHI (TB-MIA rescheduled for week 11)
- Memphis TN: PHI-WSH to ATL-CHI
- Wichita KS; Fargo and Bismarck ND: ATL-CHI to PHI-WSH
- Chico CA: PHI-WSH to AZ-DET
Whoops! Maybe I spoke too soon. Philadelphia at Washington is the early ‘marquee’ matchup on FOX, but that’s only because no right-thinking person should ever consider watching the Falcons again, and I don’t want to watch Carson Palmer lead Fitty over the middle to his eventual doom.
FOX LATE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Seattle @ Green Bay | Joe Buck, Troy Aikman |
| █ | Carolina @ San Francisco | Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman |
UPDATES:
- Bakersfield, Santa Barbara and Chico CA: SEA-GB to CAR-SF
Oh yeah, now we’re cooking with gas.
Poor Chico getting cockblocked out of both PHI-WSH & SEA-GB. It’s probably Aaron Rodgers taking more shots at his parents for supporting Jordan.
And for you poor bastards sentenced to blackouts or shitty games, DFO is here to remind you that Directv is doing a free preview of RedZone this weekend. Take advantage of the gifts you find.
Tonight’s sports: College football is back with a vengeance.
- CFL:
- Calgary at Edmonton – 9:00PM | TSN
- NCAA:
- Auburn at Clemson – 7:00PM | ESPN
- South Carolina at Missouri – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Oklahoma at Ohio State – 7:30PM | ABC
- Georgia at Notre Dame – 7:30PM | NBC
- Stanford at Southern California – 8:30PM | FOX
- Minnesota at Oregon State – 10:00PM | FS1
- Utah at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Boise State at Washington State – 10:30PM | ESPN
- NASCAR:
- Federated Auto Parts 400 – 7:30PM | NBCSN / TSN4
- UFC:
- UFC 215 Prelims – 8:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
- MLS:
- Whitecaps FC vs. Real Salt Lake – 10:00PM | TSN2
Rest up my lovelies, FOR TOMORROW WE DINE!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
FUCK RIGHT OFF IRISH
RIP Brian Kelly
/except the “peace” part, I hope the pitchfork fuckers are merciless
Brian Kelly can eat shit and burn in Hell.
INCHES to go, too. Go for it. Be men.
you had 2 plays to get 3 fucking yards, UGA. Dumb fucks
https://youtu.be/acV0UwxXOEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XaeR3P7pf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acV0UwxXOEA&feature=youtu.be
I’m kind of glad younger generations aren’t into the NFL so much. Let football go the way of boxing.
So it’ll be replaced by a near identical sport, and every one will just support that instead?
Aussie Rules/Rugby is a million times more enticing to me. NFL and CFL are goddamn Lawyer Ball, and I fucking hate lawyers.
By gawd that field looks just like a footbawl!
Filled with Mexicans? Only at Raiders games.
the younger generation’s “new sport” is kicking people in the head.
That sounds great.
Commercials. Fucking commercials. Get rid of them and maybe I’d care. Also, put a little more effort into hiding the whole “sure it’s a ‘sport’ but it’s really a business that we make a fortune (minimum 250 million a year from rev sharing) on regardless of winning or losing” scam.
Aussie rules has no commercials during play, no timeouts, and four quarters. Just sayin’
A sport played by (descendants of) criminals though? How uncouth.
Whoa, whoa. Go back to your supper club circlejerk with Jason Garrett, Silver Spoons.
Evenin’, bitches.
Took my oldest pup hiking today and she got some pad damage. Any recommendations for at-home relief? All I can find online is like on-trail medical shit?
Everyone please pay attention to the Coliseum crowd shots from the SC game. Please be assured, people DO show up for football in LA.
On Saturdays.
well, this is lots closer to pro football than RAMIT!!! or the Shitty Clippers
USC pays their players better than Spanos or Kroenke ever have or will.
But just for reference, NEVER FORGET:
So what’s the best way to make me not want to kill myself while I’m on an elliptical?
Have a hot girl in front of you.
Master Level: (Above)
Jesus Christ. You rule.
This is the only guaranteed answer in my experience.
Easy: Get off
Beginner: Suck it up cupcake
Intermediate: Have a beer
Expert: Have a vodka
Find some mindless TV. My favorite is Deadliest Catch. The ships go out, they catch crab, they yell, they fight, wash, rinse, repeat. 40 minutes later you’re done.
I never went out. I guess I’ll go now. Maybe see the sights. (I think I’m totally in love with Brie Larson.)
Georgia has to run like every fucking play
/except THAT one
RIP those melons.
Fuck Cancer
My only regret is that I have but one thumbs up to give
One more thumb than she has…
never mind.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/667/789/6dd.gif
Let me congratulate Gratliff for presumably finishing S4 of Bojack and not (yet) killing himself.
/am still pondering it
It was less devastating than last season. More just soul crushing sadness and increasingly dark revelations.
“Stupid Piece of Shit” was pretty rough. Or just hit too close to the fairway.
The last exchange of the episode was fucking brutal.
Yes. Yes, it was.
Kicker for Mormon U is named Matt Gay? I think not.
He’s just happy.
especially during showtunes and the “Born This Way” video
Man, I miss Married With Children!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe_Z3jIp5ro
COED BOWL in 15 minutes!!
The sound of zippers going down is deafening
How many zippers are going down at your house?
They haven’t been engaged since Friday at 5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCMnbYnBNqQ
I said it last week, saying it again, Boomer Sooner and BDSM State look on course to be unbeaten and likely 1-2 for the Bedlam Game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUIayHPruP4
I’m unreasonably agitated by the sound design of this football game. There’s no fucking way there are enough OU fans to make that much noise.
Ohio State is just being exposed. They shouldn’t have been #2 after been blanked by Clemson. Top 10 at best.
Hats off to ya, Sooners. Sing your fight song goodly.
Sorry Bucks, that’s a good catch
You know, I’m starting to think that having a QB who can throw and receivers that can catch may be important in this footbally thing.
Don’t worry, it won’t in conference play
and as tOSU is showing us, being able to throw is usually well important for a QB
Alex Smith is moping away with a hang dog expression after reading this.
Looks like UGA might be able to win in South Bend sans QB, which would also be more than acceptable
He get arrested? Kirby Smart plays it fast and loose.
think he got an owie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XWypFhr0rY
I wish Oklahoma had done this….
/sunglasses
….Sooner.
+1 Boomer chuh chuh
I miss this girl
Yeah, always figured she’d be pretty fun.
And also probably a little sticky.
Agreed. Would not mind.
Sometimes, you just gotta take a fuckin’ chance
Dawgs wins, Oklahoma wins, meteor hits Arlington tomorrow night and that would make not a bad weekend.
Considering the Pats lost Thursday, this has been quite the week!
Evening
https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Nh89k6wWhQKwLikiQcmDwQ–/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NjQ1O2g9NTMy/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/
Drunk already, I see. Well done!
Thanks!!!
Oh, you were talking to….never mind.
It’s a half assed bachelor party, gotta adapt,
No wrigleyville or malort this time
strip club visit in the horizon?
Trying to arrange just this. Groom may be passing out
even better reason to get him to teh nudie bar. he won’t remember A THING!
In theory yes, but he’s supposedly has deciding vote, ge is kibda flaking on us
oh fuck him, he’s too drunk to matter anymore it’s your job to show him a good time and fuck with him mercilessly
Boots On The Ground!!
So I took off my boots, pants (don’t you just hate pants?) and socks then slipped on my Boomer Sooner house shoes and OU takes the lead. Coincidence? I think not!
Met so many Sooner fans at the Fiesta Bowl Block party on NYE before the Boise St game (yeah, THAT Fiesta Bowl) and they were all the nicest fucking people. Everyone was friendly and chatty —
Or maybe Sooner fans are just fun drunks…
https://youtu.be/ExVtrghW5Y4
FYI, if you use the normal desktop URL, it will embed. The short link, for some reason, doesn’t work.
sooooo….they do “Seven Nation Army” FOAR teh “O” in times good and bad?
/can Ohio has hurricane too?
Every kickoff. For at least 15 years.
and to think, I otherwise like Jack White
He comes off as kind of a dick though; but maybe that makes him more likeable. “Seven Nation Army” appariently won a grammy for Song of the Year.
And I guess 15 years might be a bit much considering the song came out in 2003.
that tells you the Grammys are a joke.
GUNS UP!! motherfuckers!!!!
/remembered that’s Texas Tech but FUCK IT CLOSE ENOUGH
Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals within 3 of Evil Small Bears!
DO BETTER, OKLAHOMA.
– The 1930s
u got Joaded!!
– Hammerstein.
Padre Weaselo got home… and turned on American Pickers. Senor is now watching FailRace videos because it’s about breaking physics in racing games. Or cars in racing games.
Even michigan grads can tell that it was actually a catch, what is with the fucking holdup?
But, can a U*NC grad, using words and not just pictures?
Depends on how you classify emojis
Hhhmmmm
Trick question; the person who got paid to actually go to class at unc could make the call.
Is it just me, or does Sam Darnold look…off?
Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy
So, not Sam Bradford-level of off?
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yeah, more subtle fo sho
Fun game to play if you have to watch commercials (or any modern teevee production, really): count the duration of each shot before a jump cut to another shot. 99% are less that 3 seconds. Probably just a coincidence rithg?
https://youtu.be/jzgejIcFauM
Ric Flair baby…best of all time!
“I GOT MORE CARS THAN MOST OF YOU GOT FRIENDS”
“Well, duh.”
-me
Outta halftime: TD drives by both teams to make it interesting. 10-10 OU/OSU
Is this sideline reporter (Maria Taylor) related to George Meerson?
And now a “Planes, Trains & Automobiles” reference in AUB V CLEM.
who had his hand up whose ass now?
Probably Herbstreit.
It was “Your going the wrong way.” “How do they know where we’re going?”
I know you white boys love the bony bitches…
https://youtu.be/Kk8eJh4i8Lo
bitches, eh? I was never quite sure.
when does “beee-atch” come back in vogue?
Anytime not said by a cracker.
Honky-American is the preferred nomenclature, please, DUDE
/”white devil” is fine two
Nazis do