If you’ve read this, then you were treated to ballsofsteelandfury and myself discussing the finer points of surfing earlier today. And you also already know I’m at the beach this week.
You also ALSO know that among other things this week, I’ve been getting back to surfing. It’s been a while since I last surfed before this week. And honestly I am very sore and very tired at this moment. But in a really good way. Been sleeping good this week, too.
Honestly, before my arrival I had been hoping for hurricaney type swells, but Irma veered the wrong way and left me hanging mostly other than early Monday. Women, huh? Meh, probably just as well. I don’t need help doing stupid stuff and putting myself at risk. I got plenty, maybe even more than I bargained for on Monday. It’s all good Irma.
It’s been a great week, truth be told. Very relaxing. I’m already getting bummed out that I have to go home in two days. Oh well.
But not surprisingly probably, our theme this week is Surf Chicks.
Anywhooooo….
Our musical selections tonight just happen to be songs which remind me of the beach in general, or have “significance” for a particular past trip to a coast. This first one is one of the latter, FWIW….
As is the second.
Now Imma go get (moar) baked and then in a little while, write the rest of this.
Don’t get excited, it won’t be much.
(TWSS)
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tWBS’ “I’m Totally Not Baked” Filler
Really, I’m not. At least not yet. But I have mellowed some. It’s all about degrees.
Which is a good thing because concurrent with my stay here at this moderately appointed beach resort, is a massive influx of inbred redneck types who are apparently marrying one cousin off to another this weekend. And I am literally right smack in the middle of their block of rooms, which seems to be every other room but mine at this point.
I’ve already been invited to the reception, and was already considering it (free booze) even before laying eyes on the wedding planner later in the day. She is obviously not related to this crew, so that’s a point in her favor.
But that’s tomorrow. Tonight, surfing.
When you read this later, I hope to be in the water.
As I said already, I’m not in the wedding tomorrow. But later tonight, I do hope to be in the wedding planner. But that’s another story entirely. We’ll see what her “plans” are.
(get it?)
((I am so going to hell))
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Sports Which Make You Wanna Get Away
NFL
Last night, the nation was treated to its second TNF game of the 2017 season. And I use the word “treated“ very lightly. But as ugly as it was, it was still football. I think. Texans manage to not fuck up Christmas in September, accept the gift win over the Bungles, deserved or not…13-9 is the final (oy!!!!).
MLB
Ain’t talking ’bout nobody this week but Cleveland. Holee Molee those dudes are crushing it. In case you haven’t heard, the Cleveland Indians currently have a 22 game win streak ongoing. To put that into perspective, it is the longest MLB win streak in the last 101 years, and the second longest in EVAR. Rarified air, to be sure.
And they’re feeling it now. They were down to their last strike last night, but managed to tie, then win in extra frames…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUdAi802Zwo
Of course, baseball nerds will still find reasons to argue no matter what happens. But everyone will be keeping an eye on Cleveland for the next day or so. And not for a bad reason.
Tonight:
- Los Angeles at Washington – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Kansas City at Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
NCAA Football
A few games tonight, a buttload tomorrow.
Tonight:
- Illinois at (22)South Florida – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- UMass at Temple – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU
- Arizona at UTEP – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
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So Like I Already Said Earlier, Surf Chicks
Generally speaking, Surf Chicks are a somewhat different breed. Tough of mind and body, while also accepting and open-minded. We really like that. It’s a pretty cool mix, if I’m being honest.
Otherwise, they’re girls just like other girls.
And we like that, too.
Enjoy…
/ballsofsteelandfury’s head explodes
Awwwwwww, and now I’m sad again. Slightly wider framed to the left would have shown my home away from home a few months ago at Venice Beach. Oh well. Photographer was probably high and distracted by ass. It happens, or so I’ve heard.
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Gotta Give You A tWBS Original This Week
I took this shot at dawn on Monday, 11 September, 2017, just before hitting the beach proper and preparing to surf or die…LOL.
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OK then….Later Taters
Have a nice night, and a nice weekend, my friends.
Love ya’s
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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This Monday liveblog thread got surfy
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2017/06/12/your-just-one-more-playoff-to-go-monday-evening-open-thread/comment-page-1/
oops, wrong location
http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/yoga.gif
M.M.
I bet she’d be good at…Twister
i haz movie idea foar lebeen twister.
Bet you could sell that to girlsway!
GoofyFoot.
Just saying.
Looks fine to me tho.
Rex???!?
Sweet Christ, Illini.
does NAWT respect the sun ,, 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG!!
Her girlfriend put on sun screen….. even where it doesn’t shine.
Betty quality…..quality butter.
https://pixxxels.org/gallery/1i2l3irse/
From a previous time I posted her, ex:
now that just purty
/unless end of the world, in case it’s PERFECTION
Illinois did a good?
I wish to hear her presentation.
NSFW
https://imgur.com/W9I8acQ
https://gfycat.com/WanShabbyIndianhare
https://gfycat.com/DismalFamousFlee
Not quite NSFW
https://gfycat.com/TimelyCleanAnteater
Nah, that’s so 8 days ago ,, smh
How late do rehearsal dinners usually go? Like no shit, help a bruthah out here.
/asking foar a friend
FOREVER, unless Baptist. Then like 9:45
Depends on if you want to stay long enough to bang a bride’s maid.
Depends on the crowd. Older folks know better than to burn themselves out the night before.
Well, the crowd seems to still be gorging on whatever foodstuff was unfortunate enough to find itself in the path. Time for a shower and then to go stalk….errrrrr woo, the wedding planner.
Not late at all. . Unless you can scratch some of dat brides maid kittyy cat. Chew chew
How many cocks a day does one figure Ol’ Scratch will have Mack Brown suck in Hades? And will it vary, or be a constant?
All of them.
I’d like to smash Mack Brown in the head repeatedly with a baseball bat.
Or a fire poker, I’m not picky.
Try this:
Show off.
SPLOOSH!
Anyway, great selection.
Are we not doing this as it’s become a JV football liveblog?
IT CAN BE TWO THINGS
I have seen more discarded laundry on the field since…(looks around)…right now. Damn I’m a slob!
If you have that many yellow rags around, think about drinking more cranberry juice.
The Illini are going to be the prison bitches of the B1G this year…
Just turned on that game. The score made me laugh.
Moreso than Rutgers?
I always forget they’re in the conference.
Also, yes.
nuh-uh, per my buddy they are officially nickname-less now. They fans have taken to selling “Illinois Fighting Snowflakes” T-shirts, which is pretty great.
I NEED one of those!
\may have gone to U of I prior to enlisting
Just saving this for later when USF starts running up the score:
This Illinois defense I call them Prince William Sound because they are letting Valdes run all over the place.
? SURFIN’ U S A-A-A-A-A ?
We’ve secretly replaced the Illini *holds hand to earpiece* Oh, that IS their defense?
Nevermind.
Am I too tired to start drinking? Maybe.
this is also my internal debate, as I have to wake up my asshole-iest kid for cross country at 6am
Then it is decided! We will stay up drinking until 6:01
This is good idea. If I still had access to Colombian Marching Powder, it would be foolproof…
My God, Illinois. If you’re not going to try to football, just forfeit the game so we can all go home.
Harry Dean Stanton died. I thought he would out-live the heat death of the universe.
Damn.
BLEERGH, you’re drunk. Go home.
There’s been more laundry on the field than the main stage of Spearmint Rhino during the Southern Baptist Convention.
THESE REFS I CALL THEM BIG 12 BASKETBALL OFFICIALS BECAUSE ALL THE DO IS CALL FOULS
What the… the Belly-to-Back Suplex is illegal in football? What has happened to this country?!
THANKS OBAMA
“THIS UI/USF GAME, I CALL PLANNED PARENTHOOD BECAUSE ITS JUST A SERIES OF ABORTIONS AND THE RNC WANTS IT DE-FUNDED!”
Illinois and South Florida should just go ahead and exchange their jerseys conference logos because they don’t deserve to be in their respective conferences.
I propose relegation to NAIA. In Senegal.
Montana Tech could whip both these team’s asses.
How many flags can a player get before he fouls out?
NEW RULEZ!!
I see Illinois still has two timeouts… Little Lovie’s growing up!
14 penalties, not even the second quarter! And who says college football is low quality…
Lil’er WCS Update: No procedure today, since kid is still upside-down. Procedure is now on Wednesday, regardless.
Praying for Mommy and Kid.
What does Original Recipe Li’l WCS think of being a big sister Irish Twin?
Probably excited for something else to step on.
Practical. You may have an engineer on your hands. Perhaps of the demolition varietal?
If anything like lil Wakezillaette “Oh goodie, a new pair of eyes to gouge!”
6-2. My kind of football score!
Heh yeah, and there has only been one scoring drive so far, resulting in a touchdown.
Praying for 12-4, after a 2nd Bulls touched down
It wasn’t my head that exploded…
I will be surprised if the patriots don’t draft this WR Dudek before the game is over.
JV BLEERGH, busy as fuck
Bleergh begets turnovers, so it is written.
Dat CB ran a good post route
This Illinois-USF box score needs its own episode of CSI or Law and Order or whatever, it is a fucking mystery. UI has -2 passing yards, and 2 points.
OH and his last name is Crouch so you know he’s good
blocked a FG, then blocked the extra point (long after a penalty) and run it back FOAR two
/USF need to stop kicking placements
Oh right, I guess I could’ve continued reading the box score and saw that.
OH AND USF quarteredback’s name is Quinton Flowers, so you know he’s a bastard.
I also have a buddy who’s an Illinois fan, so I feel compelled to at least have pity on them
I’m just a huge Ron Zook fan.
targeting bullshit is even worse with Mack defending it