RAMS/49ERS:
That recently-displaced St. Louis football squad finally gets to leave the aloof and disinterested confines of whatever that stadium is that they now play in. The Empty Seat Convention (“this place is so roomy!”) that occurred the two previous Sundays wasn’t embarrassing for the league higher-ups at all, mostly because that is not an emotional response that they’re capable of. The Rams blew out the Colts and came within 7 of the ‘Dacteds so it would seem that the guy that looks like Gronk’s off-season wingman-HC Sean McVay(“I was born in ’86. Feel old yet?”)-has them pointed in a direction that isn’t rock bottom. This is a team that can be 7-9 this year and actually feel good about it. To his further credit he’s given up on Tavon Austin (16 snaps in two games) and rolled the dice on Sammy Watkins. The latter hasn’t done anything yet but as I said about Chris Hogan, it takes a bit of time to bleed the Buffalo from one’s system. Qb Goff sports the league’s highest passer rating (146.8) on throws over 20 yards so he can throw the deep ball with precision. That’s a start.
The 0-2 Niners have yet to score a TD this year. Their game last week vs. Seattle was like Burning Man for somnambulists. Rb Hyde is doing his part by running at a 7 yard per carry clip and I figure he’s the one that finally crosses the goal line for San Fran this week. The RAMMIT D gave up 5.9 yards per run last week but Aaron Donald is rounding into shape so we’ll see how things develop. ‘Pedestrian’ describes qb Hoyer’s play and what he might look like in Donte Stallworth’s headlights.
Let’s make the best of this. If you’d like to weigh in on politics, comedy, Hot Ones, your 70’s porn star figurine collection or anything else afore the game you should give ‘er below.
I have no access to this game but I started the RAMMIT D, so RAMMIT!
But not the offense, I am indifferent to you. INDIFFERENT I SAY
Zymm have you morphed into Catler?
Naw, I’m vaccinated against EVERYTHING
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’ BOYS?!
It’s good to be back.
Woooooooo!!
trying my best to get the hotel room AC to cool to 50 degrees
Celsius or Kelvin?
THERE ARE NO DEGREES KELVIN!!!
/pet peeve from undergrad
Fuck you Collinsworth you fuck you would fellate every wideout in the league if you could.
Well, shit Rammit.
what happened to Krupp?
He’s on the sideline making coffee.
Commiefornia won’t let him make das field cannons. Denying his 2A rights, gottdammit!
Ded.
Uwe Krupp large German defenseman? Retired I assume to a life of bratwurst and frauleins.
Nevermind, this is a silly idea. I know what happens. I will watch the BURGERS OF BOB instead.
Watkins is impressive. I did not like him coming in to the division.
holy fuck what a catch
I’m gonna watch Monday night football instead, and then be really happy when tomorrow isn’t Tuesday
Is it really only California that refuses to show up to watch shitty teams play? I don’t understand this.
plus the 5pm Thursday traffic factor for this one
Bullshit. Anyone that was going to the game took a half day off.
Both of them?
traffic is just especially bad there, based on where they put the stadium (I remember the articles when it first opened). Any casuals won’t make it, fo sho.
The suckass certainly also matters. Tis a confluence.
I MAY have forgotten about this game but it’s all good cause I don’t have NFLNetwork or whatever anyway and I’m too damn drunk and lazy to find a stream so THERE
you could watch your new home. And empty seats.
you are obliged to now stream the Yahoo game on Sunday.
NOPE on Sunday I am going to the DC State Fair even though they are not a state!
“Dunk a twink page!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCydGRcv1A
Looks like most of the fans used halftime to….Color Rush for the gates!
Holy shit, I didn’t realize they were playing this game at the Coliseum! At least the crowd is bigger…
They are at The BIG BLUE JEAN no?
yep, Santa Clara
clearly sarcasm font is malfunctioning.
is that stadium looks empty.
i havent checked yet but how’s baseball? who should i be rooting for
Dirt Vikings
Dbacks.
I dunno who or what matters now, when the playoffs start, I can’t watch until Dirt Bears and Dirt GREATRIOTS are out. Guess I kinda like HOU and LAD ok.
Hi!
Say what you will about Narragansett, but it’s a decent cheap beer alternative to anything AB puts out.
I had to sign a form as my vet gave opiates to me for my dog today. It was odd.
You gonna let him have any?
Yeah Pug Cola is 10 and needs them for a bit.
“Hey Pug Cola, don’t bogart the oxy”
“sharing is caring”
Oxy Pug, Oxy Pug
Steps right into your cider mug
Takes a crap, where he likes
Chases imaginary postal bikes
LOOK OUT…There goes the Oxy Pug.
just be careful, he’ll start thinking the rams are good.
Is this how Hippo started?
nah, I’m a cat person they don’t weigh nearly enough
/I have myriad legit ailments
Everton fan this year should get a double dose.
Am still in Anaheim for work and the edgy SM took me out for dinner to Hooters. It was more depressing then i could imagine.
Right near the stadium? You are lucky! Say hi to the one with the tits.
Were there any Gruden Grinders working?
The one by the stadium? Yeah, the good ones are by the beach.
And by good ones, I mean the TITS.
Can’t argue with that.
Nobody wins this year’s Ninja Warrior. So, the course wins!
“And Goff threw no turnovers!”
Then they show a clip of 49ers DB never even trying to turn his head back to the ball.
/that happen a couple times
Still, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! is my pick for the division. They have good OL and DL.
That is one hot taek.
Favorable schedule though.
How many pills have you taken tonight?
JUST enough
/also have you seen SEA and AZ play this year? ASS
Seattle should run away with this division.
SEA SHOULD. But they won’t and it’ll be a week 16 underwhelmer that finally eliminated the 5-win Cardinals.
Howdy Folks
Good evening!
Are you fucking shitting me with that commercial?!
it’s amazing how much ass San Francisco sucks.
ur falling in luv with RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!! and just don’t wanna fess up imo godbless
The team isn’t good, either.
SF #77 sucks.
Hoyer doesn’t really feel the pressure until it’s up his ass.
Kinda like when I get a physical these days.
Of every musician from the 70s, Donovan is that last one that I would have expected to still be alive. And not the leader of a Jonestown-esque cult.
GURLEY MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo
Hawt Taek: Surprisingly, I find that I don’t really mind the whole split screen “we’re gonna kinda give you a commercial without actually cutting away” kind of thing. Other than when they forget to go back full screen once play resumes. But I guess it’s just a matter of working the bugs out.
You can take the Rams out of St Louis but you’ll never take the Rams out of the Rams.
yeah Troy I notice too
Huh, I guess “Atlanta” DID deserve all the Emmys.
Annie’s Boob looks different
This probably means my fantasy opponent is starting Gurley.
33.82 points for me!
Ook? Ook-ook!
GET YOUR PAWS OFF HER YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!
Oh wait, you’re an orangutan. Carry on.
Yer good. Orangutans are apes.
Really? I thought they were ungulates. Good thing my vet practice closed.
Gurley having a nice 1st half, he certainly is RAMMING IT.
Cuncussion.
Have a night, Gurley Man!!
Hurdy Gurley Man
This is what happens when you let straights make uniforms.
Even Tim Gunn wants nothing to do with this deconstructed hamburger.
(quivery singing voice) “Wish I could ask you…how was your day…”
Me: (throws small end table into TV set)
Welp, there goes my night.
The NFL needs to drive up viewership. I suggest theme weeks. Or like, every TNF game has to have one team playing the wildcat. Then like, the first game between playoff-eliminated games is played without the thigh bads so everyone’s just going down with charlie horses like crazy, being all gun shy when they get back in the game.
Visiting team: No pants
Home team: Grab balls for tackle
No Left Shoes!!!!!
I mean, I’d say no shoes….but it’s funner seeing left feet with no shoes getting stepped on by right feet with cleats. Ooooohh…could even sharpen ’em.
When you say that, are you steepling your fingers and tapping them together lightly? Because I think you are probably doing that.
Hate to get the week where your team runs the Wishbone all game.
Army–Navy game?
Team with most concussions to that point plays without helmets?
Baby Buster loves the 3-minute drill. RRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!
The Jags have a nice fan base in England? That’s news to me.
The Jags have a fan base? That’s news to me.
#euphamism
#BlessTheirHearts
Sadly, Khan also owns Fulham. Better than Fayed and his Michael Jackson statue.
“Sweet Caroline” commercial in late September?
All Red Sox fans are Nazis.
FTFY
That song was fire roasted ass even before it had that awful association to me.
Unrelated to NFL – anyone have any advice on recovering content from a scratched CD? I mean, this this is scratched up to shit but I’m 99% sure it has some family video stuff I’d pay to get extracted. Is there people out there who can manage this?
I used to use dish soap, the stuff for the sink, then rub in circular motion
It WAAYYYYY past that. I can put it in my computer and it won’t even read a CD.
OOf, that is no good.
Google “damaged dvd reader”
Lot’s of ways to recover damaged CD/DVD from cheap to expensive
I’ll err towards expensive.
/ turns on tv
OWWW MY EYES!!!!!
So begins LA’s TORRID LOVE AFFAIR!!
oh my
new meaning to RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!
Well, I think given the conclusion of your sentence, your premise might be overstated.
Scotchy? Is that you?
I’LL NEVER CHANGE!!!
Did you use Gravatar?
So WordPress changed something so you have to create a gravatar account and change it there or something.
#ServerDemons
Not great defensing, Bob
Holy shit, are there really still 8+ minutes left in the first half?
5 metric.