TGISF… AKA “Make Like A Tree…And Get Outta Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Ah yes, leaves.  That was the whole point of the joke, and Biff messed it up for me.  Oh well.

It might not feel like it (it was in the lower 90s here today, for example) but today is the first day of Autumn.

Autumn is a pretty neat time of year.  I think so, at least.

Days begin to shorten.  The heat of summer is mostly past and the nights become cooler.  Leaves start changing colors (and also falling into the damned yard grumble grumble)….

/shakes fist at tree

//note to self:  Remember to get a new blower

///note to self:  Oooohh….well played

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPg63uxYwN0

But yes, this week I’m grabbing the low hanging fruit.  So to speak.  And we’re even doing it kinda wholesome(ish) this week.  I’m just kinda in that sort of mood I guess.

Also, you’re gonna hate most of the music.  Like a really, really lot.

Ask me if I care, LOL.

Yes, for some reason I do often entertain my Country Music tastes more during Autumn than the rest of the year.  It’s often been the case over the years, but I have no idea why.  Don’t you judge me!!!!!

Here, have another…

 

So yeah, this week it’s The Girls of Autumn…

See?  Wholesome.

But yep.  Autumn, changing leaves, cooler weather.  Fuck off, summer.  Frankly, I’m happy to see 2017 finally entering into its death throes.  Remember 9 months ago when we were all so sure 2017 was gonna be sooooooo much better than 2016?  Hehehehe…how’s that going so far?  Fuck this godforsaken year, sans lube.  I’d pull the plug on it right now if there was a way.

Orrrrrrr….maybe something less sullen, less pessimistic and less offensive….

See? This guy gets it.

Seriously, when we get to the end of September can we go ahead and start January and just skip the rest of 2017?

What?  I didn’t say EVERY song was gonna be Country.

Something Random

Maybe it is?

 

Something None Of You Knows About Me

Oh relax, it’s not about my sex life or any pending legal charges.  Heh, fool me once…right?

No this is just a stupid little thing.  But I often think about it this time of year for some reason.

Several years ago, more years than I’d like to count at this point quite frankly, I became very good friends with a cowboy…

NOOOOPPPPPEEEE!!!!!!!!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…..but no.  Not like that.  In all seriousness….

He was a classmate of mine in Veterinary School.  We became friends and he taught me now to rope steer and ride bulls.  Shit, that doesn’t make it sound better, does it?

OK, fine then….kindergarten it is.

My cowboy friend (lol) taught be how to tend my rope, take down calves/steer, and ride a bull all day long.

Wow, it really DOESN’T sound better.  Shit.

(OK tWBS, you can still save this….)

I coulda been a cowboy…

I actually got pretty good for a while.  Not rodeo circuit good like he was…nooooo.  I’d have gotten my arse killt trying that shit.  It’s not as easy as it looks, and it doesn’t look terribly easy…

(artist’s conception)

But I could show up onto a ranch (and did more than once) and out-cowboy all the wannabe cowboys who were employed there and who thought they were the shit.  It was fun for a while until it got boring.

And in an interesting turn of events, it’s how I ended up coming together with a very special person in my life, many years ago.  In fact, she’s the little surfer chick I mentioned last week here.

Ah, it comes full circle.  I love it.

Cowboy Up!!!!!!!!

Sports For The Melancholy

NFL

Week Three of TNF brought us the juggernaut that was the LA Rams at the San Francisco Giants.  Errrrr, Forty-Niners….sorry.  So we were all expecting it to be a really good game, AMIRITE???

(go ahead, I’ll wait ’til you’re done laughing)

But the thing is, this really did turn out to be a good damned game.  Holy shit.  Goff and Gurley did a lot of goods for Rammit; Hoyer managed to hang in there for the Giants…  errrrr Niners and spread the ball around to the tune of 332 yards and 2 TDs.  In all seriousness, for a TNF game, and considering the matchup?  This was a very pleasant surprise, I must say.

The rest of the league gets going early Sunday morning, when the Jaguras and the Ratbirds face off in London.  9:30amEDT for that one, btw.  I’ll need to be drunk early.

Sunday/Monday Schedule

 

MLB

Meh.  Cleveland’s streak is over, but they’ve started another one.  They keep playing like this and they’ll steamroll the playoffs.  The only real questions left to answer in the AL (before the playoffs, that is) is can the Yanks overtake the Bosox and can the Twinkies hang on to the 2nd wildcard slot?  The likely answers are “no” and “yes”, respectively.

The Dodgers are limping to the finish line and will set no records, but will still take the division flag this weekend barring a miracle.  Thus making the NL even more boring than the AL.  Only thing really still in question in the NL is can either Milwaukee or St. Louis catch a little fire down the stretch and slide past Colorado for the 2nd wildcard slot there.  I’m going to go out on a limb and say that St. Louis WILL slide past Colorado for that 2nd wildcard, btw.  Given the way the schedule plays out (STL hosts MIL to close things out against one another next weekend, and COL closes things out at home vs LAD) I like the Cards’ chances.

We shall see.

Tonight:

  • Cleveland at Seattle – 10:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Colorado at San Diego – 10:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Friday Schedule

Division Standings

Wildcard Standings

 

NCAA Football

Coupla games tonight for your amusement.  Wayyyyyyyy Moar on tap for tomorrow.

Tonight:

  • Virginia at Boise State – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2 (fuck you, blue field)
  • (23)Utah at Arizona – 10:30pmEDT – TV: FS1

Full Weekend Slate

 

Girls of Autumn

 

Because you can’t beat ’em…

…Don’t mean you should join ’em.

Yeah, let’s do this.

Enjoy…

 

Her name is “Autumn”. Autumn Reeser. I say we count it and welcome her fold…..errrrrrr into our fold.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to light a fire and get into Autumn.

What Else We Got?

See?  Not ALL new Country is Bro Country.  I give you Aaron Lewis, of Staind fame.  He’s been doing a little Country thing of his own recently…

Anywhoooooo….

I hope you all enjoyed your Autumnal Equinox.  It happened about four hours ago at 4:02pmEDT.  So, raise your glasses to Autumn, everybody.  ‘Tis here.

 

Next stop….Winter Solstice.

Enjoy your weekend, folks.

Love ya’s

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

[email protected]

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Dolph Ucker

Country is the Special Olympics of music.
Unless it’s Dwight Yoakam. And then only sometimes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Nice shirt.

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Unsurprised

Puerto Rico dam failure ‘imminent’ after Hurricane Maria

God must really have it in for Don T.

Brick Meathook

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Wakezilla

This Rick and Morty (Parasite infecting their memories) episode is all kinds of fucked up

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laserguru

I was walking along the beach this morning and this came on my Ipod.

I saw this tour. Tony Levin played bass and Marrotta played drums.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz524Cm4YRw

Wakezilla

THESE BC LIOUNS, I CALL HURRICANE MARIA BECAUSE THEY JUST BLEW IT BIG TIME

Speaking of Maria

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Wakezilla

University of Alberta?

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Wakezilla

What the fuck? The Liouns lost? What the fuck? What in the actual the fuck?

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ballsofsteelandfury

I actually saw it live. That was… something.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JerBear50

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JerBear50

Had me a little worried with the first couple “hat” songs, but you brought me around with Amarillo and the Mavericks. Because I know you were deeply concerned with my critique.

JerBear50

I actually went and saw Lawrence once, but I was in my early to mid teens so it doesn’t really count. And I’ll give Black a little cred for his Larry Sanders appearance I guess. The latter half of Strait’s career doesn’t do much for me but the early stuff was damn good. And the Mavericks are just fucking great. Saw a special awhile back with Malo and Chris Isaak together which nearly made my panties wet. Whichever Kasey that was is good too, but I always mix up which one is which.

JerBear50

Evening fuckers. Long time no see.

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Unsurprised

I want to see someone punch him in the face for no reason whatsoever.

Wakezilla
laserguru

How many palm fronds did you remove?

JerBear50

I made out ok. Mailbox blew off, and I lost my fridge from a power surge. Just finally got a new one delivered yesterday. Dug up the old mailbox post and replaced it Wednesday, so pretty much back to normal now. So in other words, I’m a victim and please send help. Thinking about firing up a kickstarter.

Speaking of, anyone heard from Don T?

Unsurprised

The island is still totally off the grid.

JerBear50

Figured. Didn’t know if there was any cell service or anything.

Unsurprised

Not yet.

JerBear50

Gotcha, thanks.

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Gif of the front (NSFW, obviously)

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ballsofsteelandfury

Oh my!

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Unsurprised

Small victories.

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Unsurprised

I’m going to have to go with the tacos. Both are sexy as Hell, and both can break my heart. However, the tacos can’t say no. So they win.

Unsurprised

Is Documentary Now supposed to be funny or something?

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/MTWV and his shark immediately perk up.

NSFW album: https://imgur.com/a/o6wYz

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Meanwhile, for the rest of us.

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Uno más.

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laserguru

Got to lay down a bass line before you walk into a room.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTZ5rBCPLdU

laserguru

It’s good. Got a bit shaky but us Angelinos are a dedicated bunch.

How’s the surf in the NC?

laserguru

I’ll take “Things that yeah right is higher than” for 400 Alex.
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laserguru

How the hell are you Brother Moose?

Damn good to see you!

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herodotus450

Bear Hands on that receiver

Unsurprised

Rawwwrrrr

Mr. Ayo

Somewhere, A. Rodgers ears just perked up.

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Mr. Ayo

Reminds me of my evening so far.

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Unsurprised

Reminds me of my evening so far.

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herodotus450

If Matt Gay wants to continue kicking for Utah he better change his name quick to Matt HappilyMarriedInAHeteroSexualWayForThePurposeOfProducingOffspringToJoinAndTitheToTheChurch