I’m tired and grumpy. And somehow also both drunk and hungover simultaneously. That doesn’t seem fair, just sayin’.
And I hate teh Clots. This could get interesting.
OK, maybe not “interesting” so much as “awkward”.
Just kidding. I do hate the Clots, but I’m too tired to spew venom. Or anything else, for that matter. When they’re 1-3 later tonight, that’ll be good enough.
(but fuck the Irsays)
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It’s been a long day of football. A long weekend for those of us who also drug ourselves into catatonia with the college games on Saturdays.
But thank Christ we’re almost home. Just one more game tonight and then we get a reprieve until next week.
(Hey Dumbass, there’s still MNF tomorrow!!!!)
Dammit.
/begins drinking moar heavily
//rolls a blunt
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Indianapolis @ Seattle
8:30pmEDT – NBC
Tonight, the pride of the AFC faces off against the pride of the NFC in a contest which will be pivotal for…
Sorry, I can’t even finish that sentence with a straight face.
Tonight’s featured matchup pits two teams currently sitting at 1-2. And deservedly so (just barely).
The Clots suck on both sides of the ball. Or they have so far at least. They barely managed to beat #thePauls last week at home.
The Hoxx haven’t really wowed anyone either yet, their lone win coming against the 69ers (you see where I’m going here, right?). But their losses are at least slightly more respectable, and they even showed signs of finding some semblance of an offense last week at Tennessee. They’ll find it at least a little more tonight, more than likely. Problem for them is that their run D ain’t so stellar, so if the Clots can manage to get a run game going, they could chew up some clock and keep it close. Then when things open up, Jacoby Brissett can pick his spots here and there in the air.
Either way, it’ll probably be a fairly ugly game. Big shock, I know.
Vegas has this game Hoxx -12.5, o/u 42.
Pretty big line considering, and there is a reason for that.
But as much as I hate to say it, take the Clots and the points on this one (also probably take the under).
But I do still think the Hoxx win outright. But even if they do it won’t be by much. Is that OK with you, Pete?
If you missed earlier sessions today and need to catch up, here’s your Scoreboard.
Now get your degenerate butts into the clubhouse and say useless and offensive things we can all laugh at before our livers shut down later tonight.
Artist’s Conception….
(also nsfw)
CHEERS ASSDICKS!!!!!
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Postscript….
You can all be very happy that unless Travis Kelce is able to tally up 28.09 pts for me tomorrow night, our good friend Don_T, who has undergone quite a bit of tribulations in the past few weeks thanks to weather….
Will have kicked my ass this week in FF without any utilities or electricity.
I can live with that.
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After losing to Pagano, Cancer has fired its coach and GM.
Due to turbulence, flight attendants were not able to serve for the beginning of the flight. So I only got five drinks in and was unable to fulfil SonofSpam’s instructions. I feel shame.
SO YOU’VE DECIDED TO COMMIT SEPPUKU
Lil’er WCS, delivered at 01:17 EST. 7 lbs 11 oz.
Congratulations!
Yaaaaaaaay! Is he/she named for Caesar?
Congrats!
Is anyone else still around?
I see cannibalism on the horizon.
TOO BAD HE CAN’T HAZ HAMBURGER.
Alright. We’ve put this off about as long as we could. Time for Caesar to visit.
We believe in you Lady WCS and Lil’er WCS!
“OK, just let me know when you’re done.”
-Marcus Junius Brutus
Also; I hope it goes well.
Good luck my man. Good thoughts headed your way.
Well, her way. I don’t really give a shit about you.
Good luck.
The Juice is Loose.
He’ll make a fine addition to the Black Hole when the Raiders move into their Vegas stadium.
But enough about your prostate exam…
Trying to reframe my whole life going forward is scary and stressful as fuck. I want to be a decent, social person and 37 years of bullshit and my own brain are fighting every step I try to make in the direction I want. I want to be social and hook up and do fun shit. I’ve looked at different IGs and it sucks how I’ve aggressively avoided ever being carefree or careless or just a kid when I was younger. I couldn’t afford to, and then make it even harder on myself in various ways. So I don’t know how to be fun or spontaneous. It sucks.
IGs? You’re not going to learn to loosen up hanging around Inspectors General.
Is it weird that I not only miss you all when I don’t want a game and comment, but I feel bad like I skipped out on an obligation?
Yes, but we are all broken in the same way.
GAY!!!!!!!!!!
This feels like stolen valor for people willing to brave going to county or state fairs to deal with all the people there.
Plus, I’d spring for the Oreo churros in a heartbeat.
Funny, that’s exactly what they cost
Was it me or did that last episode feel really short?
What, are you my wife or something?
Hey, let’s do this all again tomorrow night!
Well, YOU wanted your belly button pierced!
That’s certainly…. a .gif.
I know that compared to my life his was awesome as Hell full of sex and drugs and cool shit, but seeing that guy is really sad.
CLAM SHELL PASTIES!
CLAM SHELL PASTIES!
CLAM SHELL PASTIES!
I think the most 2017 thing about this season thus far is that the J-E-S-T have double the wins the Giants do.
2 =/= 2×0.
How much booze is too much to drink on an 80 minute connecting flight when I need to get up early for a work event?
Seven boozes is too much. Six is fine.
You should listen to SonOfSpam, he’s pre-med…
Pre-law.
Either way, it’s best to be nearby when someone’s about to die.
Challenge accepted
Holy shit. Seattle put up 46?
Well, it was against the Clots, so let’s not start sucking each other’s dick quite yet.
sucksucksuck TOO LATE! sucksucksuck
With all that sucking, makes we wonder why they’re called blow jobs.
“WHEN????????????”
– Aaron Rodgers
All right, kids. Dryer’s done and so am I.
Thanks for making my first liveblog post-KSK thoroughly enjoyable. Y’all are the best and I’m glad you’re all here.
No, your living room is dusty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw
Kinda disrespectful to talk about Fred Dryer that way. But whatever, good night.
CUNTER
Truly enjoyed your company, my friend.
And don’t believe anything these jerks ever say about me.
I have never dusted in my life. Not starting now
Don’t be a puss. Angel dust is weak sauce.
I’ll bet Lacy sweated out five pounds of cheese curds on that run. Still, GO FAT GUY.
Man – this is looking to be one of those seasons with like 4 good teams, 12 putrid teams, and everyone else just looking below average.
So pit or ne or gb will add to trophies and life goes on.
The US Army appears to be fighting the Master Control Program from Tron.
Son of bitch! RIP Carson.
“He’s good. KILL HIM.”
– God
He’s on Brocky’s FF roster?
Brocky probably got him off the waiver wire in week 2.
At this point I’m just watching YouTube videos for Sharon Van Etten and War on Drugs songs.
You spelled “pornhub” wrong.
Mom?
Alright. Rick & Morty time. The last semblance of hope for entertainment this Sunday evening.
Thanks for reminding me.
Hoo boy. Certainly starts topical.
Finally got into that show a couple weeks ago. The burping in the first episode turned me off, but they really cut down on it and it’s a terrific show.
I’m right there with ya. Wasn’t sure about it at first, but happy I stuck with it.
I’m still weeks behind. Actually, on all shows.
It sucks when life gets in the way of being a lazy baked prick, huh?
Still have to finish the Vietnam War. I watch, get pissed, take a break and repeat.
I haven’t even started that yet.
Thanks for reminding me.
I watched the online explicit language version, because it seemed more realistic. Plus, that’s how I talk.
I got spoilers. Lemme know.
But….we won, right?
Pussy leftists didn’t have the will. Or something.
It’s worth watching for the music if nothing else.
4th and 24? NFL BLITZ!
Should of went for it, there’s no point not to at this point.
How many years does Luck have on his contract with the Colts?
Did you ever see that episode of Black Mirror with Jon Hamm in it? It’s kind of like that.
Something about 70’s/80’s visuals that i really love.
Just timeless.
It’s the hair, right? Gotta be the hair.
That, and a bikini bottom larger than a Dorito.
Had to cover up that crow’s-nest of a bush somehow.
Speaking from experience, it sure seemed cutting edge at the time.
Is it normal to want to murder the people involved in making that ref Geico commercial.
I mean, not the crew. They are just trying to get by, man.
Yeah, of course. But the ad firm, the director, the actors, and Geico executives.
Yeah, as if a snooty place like that who don’t carry tater tots is gonna have nachos.
Eh….I could be talked into disappearing the crew.
They knew the risks.
so, how was everyone’s sunday?
i spent it by rewatching stranger things, cause i think watching the Giants right now might be too scary for me.
You made the right decision
I see the Seahawks defense decided it was their duty to score.
The most frustrating thing about playing in the NFL for Luke Joeckel is that nobody will take him seriously.
Is every other commercial for this “Audible” horseshit?
GOD YES
I’m sure it’s not unique, but the local ads here in SA at the quarters and halftime feature an ambulance chaser who sounds like just like Saul Goodman. I wonder if he does it on purpose.
Is his name Jake and do his ads feature the tagline “I’ll take Jake!”?
His name is Jeff Davis and his phone number is 444-4444. “The only number you need to remember is FOUR!”
“Got it. Nine.”
– Trent Green
We’ve still got Jim Adler, THE TEXAS HAMMER in Houston. I remember when he was just the Tough, Smart Lawyer. Something changed and now he’s pissed.
The original: https://youtu.be/16MeArItQys
The new: https://youtu.be/15M9b6PAdro
Gene Simmons stole his act in Idiocracy.
Well, Mike Judge did spend time growing up in Houston.
I’ve heard him interviewed and I genuinely respect Adam Reposa as a lawyer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBLTW-KLdHA
Austin not in San Antonio TV market, but I’ve seen his ads when visiting up I-35. We had/have a guy who vaguely resembles Jeff Lebowski, calls himself “The Dude,” “DWI Dude,” and “420 Dude.” But he got hisself into a bit of trouble:
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/FBI-puts-DWI-Dude-lawyer-in-jail-11005000.php
Without checking the link… was it for a DWI?
That would have been perfect, but no, money laundering and obstruction of justice with some Colombian clients.
My hometown’s most famous DWI lawyer got caught DWI a year or two before I moved away, and it was glorious. I think he’s a judge now.
Yeah. That’s game.
Only reason I’m still with it is three fingers of single malt still awaiting my attention.
“Three fingers? That’s a whole handful!”
-JPP
Want another finger?
I’m gonna make like Gregggggggggg and write “game over” in my notebook. Not because of anything that happened, but because I’ve lost interest and want to go to bed.
See you for the MNF hijinks.
As soon as the dryer’s done, I’ll join you.
Not in your bed, I mean. From your bushes.