Hopefully that Londonderry game was entertaining. There be eight features on tap now and more than a couple seem to have some potential. Let’s have a look. TO THE GAMES!
Cin/Cle: Two O-and-3’s have at it. All the Bengals need to do to put this one away is to get inside the red zone. The Browns D gives up TD’s at an 80% rate when their opponent wanders inside the twenty.
Buf/Atl: The Bills D has acquitted themselves quite well so far this year but the Falcons are something else entirely. Plus they’re at home. Tyrod and the passing game aren’t doing themselves any favours either.
Jax/NYJ: The Jetskis had no trouble last week and now face a young Jags team that is hoping to build on their blowout affair last week. Rb Fournette is running at a mere 3.5 ypc clip after three games but you’d think that by the end of the year he’ll have added at least another three feet to that stat.
Det/Min: The Lions are in possession of an injured list fourteen players long, including de Ansah and lb Davis. Look for Minny to do what they did last week-get rook rb Cook going early so that qb Keenum can work his magic with the likes of Diggs and Thielen.
Car/NE: Cam needs a shoulder to lean/throw on. Did I go against my better judgement and leave Pats wr Hogan and his 2 TD’s on the bench last week? As a matter of fact, I did. So here I go chasing last week’s points…
LAR/Dal: Despite one of the squads hailing from Dallas, I like the look of this game. Both teams are sitting pretty division-wise and this should be a solid test for the young Goffster who has started to justify his draft position.
Pit/Bal: An under-performing and talented O (Steelers) meets up with a (perhaps) over-performing D. Winner gets first place.
Ten/Hou: With so many other interesting tilts being played, why would you bother?
Get going, big fellas.
That was a catch in every sense of the word
That’s a goddamn catch
Hurts to say it, but that looked like a catch.
Yep.
When you said “hurts to say it” I thought you were talking about Davante Adams’ latest attempt to speak.
I expected the Rams to fuck that up, and it looks like they are.
what a catch! Not giving it to him? BOOOOO
Didn’t see a fair catch signal, bad idea.
It seems like there should be some external signal that a fair catch has been called (maybe a ref keeps his arm raised) in case the gunners don’t see it.
Agreed. Maybe announced by PA.
Illuminate him with a giant red laser spotlight.
[excluding Miami Dolphins games]
What if fair catch was hte default, and you had to signal if you are going to return it.
Goddamn it, Switzer.
/Ol Dubble J is triggered
don’t expect the U*NC guy to use his brainspace
OK, making the most of my limited fitbaw/dick joking time – Today is the Lady LemonJello’s birthday, this time last year, she was finishing up chemo/radiation and having her uterus evicted, so TangerineJello and I baked her a carrot cake, went and got her favorite donuts this morning and I’ll be taking her out to dinner before heading back up I-95 for work.
She’s napping right now, so I’m flipping between DAK ATTACK v RAMMMMMITT and Ratbirds v Stillers.
HOW THE FUCK WE DOIN’ BOYS?
Better than your wife’s vag a year ago, that’s for sure…
Looks like you’re doing it right.
Fantasy should include a punter.
“Don’t forget the wenches as well, guv’na.”
-bk109
Cleveland “#ThePauls” Browns have not led at all this season.
It kills me that there are Raiders fans who STILL insist that Hue Jackson is a great coach.
Bengals fans were pissed that they lost Hue Jackson. I wonder how they feel now.
Probably still pissed, considering how their offense has fallen off a cliff.
No. They wanted him to take over as HC, not stay OC.
Yeah but they did it using Saber-Metrics!
I wish I hated the Steelers less so I could laugh at the Ravens more.
He’s got a state-of-the-art communication device: A solo jazz cup with sewing string attached to it.
Sorry to have yanked the rug out from under you there – reply fail on my part.
Blake Bortles and miscommunication go together like alcohol and a homeless guy.
[taps headset that is not connected to anything]
– Jim Tomsula
#HoboSnot
He knows that’s a rat gnawing on his ear, not a headphone… right?
#ThePauls, makin’ Hippo look bad
/not hard to do BUT STILL
Why is Zeke taking off his pads?
He has some personal business to “discuss” with an ex-girlfirend?
Zeke, you lost me with that cropped T shirt dude….
I’ve incorporated the look into my office attire.
DAT midriff, tho…
Body by Jack in the Box.
FozzyDOWN!!
Bortles only overthrew that guy by 15 yards
he misses London, u can tell
Its the receivers fault for not jumping up 12 feet.
Hes really improved his accuracy!
“Any ball that comes in at eye level should be caught.”
– Mike Glennon
He’s always the last guy to leave practice and now it’s paying off!
Punch it through DAK.
I do love that the “STICK TO SPORTS!” crowd boycotted the NFL….by buying Alejando Villanueva’s jersey in record numbers……from the NFL store.
Dalton is the Bengals leading rusher with 7 yards.
When your Offensive Line is as effective as a venetian blind…
He didn’t do the feed me shtick, there’s hope after all. Prob short anyway.
He did it on his last TD. Even used his towel as a napkin.
Don’t remind me.
Villanueva’s legend grows
Allejandro Villanueva disrespected the military by getting that penalty.
Browns are putting things in perspective for Bengals and their fans.
BUF score, for your suicide pools
Well shit.
Of course.
“Would you like to change your name to JuJu Junior? Your friends can call you JuJuJu.”
– JuJu Schuster-Smith, to his son someday
For old time sake, can we have Double J chew out Wade Phillips?
Bengals C and RG lost track of one person.
Wasted challenge.
Yip.
McVay’s been very anxious to bust his challenge cherry, though. He just chose the fat ugly girl.
It’s what we call a “practice challenge”.
Sooooo close.
Damnit I wanted to see the home run!
The running Hawaiian!
Anybody interested in watching The Gifted/Discount X-Men?
cancelled after 6 episodes.
OK, all that yardwork isn’t gonna do itself, so I’m going to do it while wrapped in an American flag and bitching about how uppity Negroes are ruining the NFL and country.
It’s disrepectful to the military and everything they fought for when you go mow your lawn during the middle of a football game.
I really despise having to root for Tawmmy to do well.
That is all.
I picked up Dalton to pair up with Green. Something, something, chicken dinner.
/left Bilal on the bench though
Lord, Browns
#ThePauls
THIS JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS DEFENSE, I CALL THEM A PUTIN POLITICAL OPPONENT BECAUSE THEY ARE THROWING UP BILAL ALL OVER THE FIELD.
So, are Watson-led Texans going to be this good, or are the Titans just that shitty?
I started Goff over Watson, this is the natural result.
Ah, the soulless dead eyes of Jared Goff.
Lord Bailey with the “speed bump” tackle
Weak OPI call in New England
My decision to start the Jaguars D against the powerhouse Jets offense….
Here’s a sentiment I’m sure a few of you can agree with:
FUCK PHYSICAL THERAPY!!!!!
it’s nice that former war criminal torture specialists can find alternate employ, though
Pro Tip: Don’t try to tackle Zeke high. No good can come of this.
The “Hey, can we talk for a sec?” tackling technique is seldom successful
“I’d like to tell you a little about our Lord and Savior.”
TD Zeke!!!!!
You can tell Zeke is a stand-up guy because he has a biblical first name.
Yes. All bible-y folks in this country are simply wonderful people.
Did that piece of shit keep a towel in his collar for that play?
Pulled it from his waistband .0000004 seconds after the TD.
It’s crazy how such a minuscule time difference affects my levels of rage so dramatically
The Canada tv is actually going to feature the NYG/TB “game”.
JUST FOAR YOU
Bengals can’t score like me in high school.
Browns give it up like a whore at Last Call.
Something’s gotta give!
Whore wins!
whore part
It’s remarkable how quickly I’ve tired of the “feed me” gesture. Fuck off with that please.
Yeah, that’s dead to me too.
Oh its revolting. Only thing that could make it worse is if anyone doing it has a fan mouthguard.
It’s harmless but played out.
I’m a Cowboys fan and am in favor of a 6 game ban for that shit.