We shall get to the title sequence in a moment, suffice to say it represents a real statement moment for my wolven sort.
First, the morning Lesser Footy, kicked off with a monster matchup, Spurs invading Old Trafford (7:30, NBCSN). #3 at #2, and all that separates them is goal differential, with each on 20 points. Harry Kane v. Romelu Lukaku, easily the two best players in the League. Yes, wake up for it.
West Brom’s hopeless home tie against Man City (NBCSN) highlights the 10:00 window. Seriously, City’s goal differential is +28 after just 9 matches. That’s UNLV in the early 90s material. Liverpool and Huddersfield Town play on CNBC (hangover from winning at United?), with Arsenal v. Swans being the best of the paid/streaming fixtures.
Once again, the spotlight dance is forgettable, Chelsea/Bournemouth (12:30, NBC). JV NFL is better.
Sunday’s doubleheader starts light, with 12th position Brighton & Hove hosting 10th place Southampton (9:30, NBCSN). These sides are pretty boring. Next, bigger names with shittier records, as 18th position (yikes) Everton visit 14th place Leicester, both boasting new managers – Everton’s being of the interim varietal (12:00, NBC). Both sides should have the “new manager” burst of emotional energy, and each has more skill than they’ve shown in the early going. Perhaps they will entertain us, until Red Zone kicks off. Damn the British time zones shifting differently from ours.
Oklahoma State at West By God Virginia (Noon, ABC)
A tasty appetizer ahead of the loaded 3:30 window, give us all your Big 12-ish offensing, please.
Cal at Colorado (2:00, Pac12)
Super interesting for these sides to play so early in the day, and the pickins are slim early on.
NC State at Notre Dame (3:30, NBC)
Here we go! The banner pic is from the game in Raleigh last year, played in Hurricane leftovers. State dominated, as the foundations of this season’s team (good OL, great QB, dominant DL) were finally starting to come together, and the pitiful secondary was neutralized. In my mind, this is still a matchup that heavily favours the wolven sort, with the chance to pick up the most important road win in perhaps the last 30-40 years of the program. A victory surely takes NC State into the Top Ten itself for a home showdown with Clemson next weekend essentially for the division title. No pressure, guys!
Paedo State at Ohio State (3:30, Fox)
Get. Fucked.
Georgia at Florida (3:30, CBS)
The World’s Largest (Forgotten) Outdoor Cocktail Party, we shall see if the Gators can manage to be more than a speed bump on UGA’s road to Roll Damn Tide.
TCU at Iowa State (ABC/ESPN2)
This is a really interesting, and surprisingly important game. Why not move it to tonight, when somebody might fucking be able to watch the thing?
Mississippi State at Texas A&M (7:15, ESPN)
Ah, the always entertaining SEC West undercard fixture. This one could be pretty wild and back-and-forth.
Tennessee at Kentucky (7:30, SECN)
UK always manages to blow it against UT. This seems almost served up on a silver platter for the Wildcats, so they will twist themselves in knots to fuck up. FUN SHIT.
Washington State at Arizona (9:30, PAC12)
Everyone done forgot about BEAR DOWN Foar Midterms, but they’re 3-1 in the League. Beat Wazzu at home, and you are looking at a title game contender. Not ded yet, eh, Rich Rod?
USC at Arizona State (10:45, ESPN)
Fresh off a butthammering in South Bend, the Troi Boiz highlight the tweaker match in Coed Valhalla. This always makes for interesting viewing, though I have no idea what you will get out of either football squadron.
Hide your couches after this game
shot to QB’s head, also ok if a Domer
Apparently we’re going to find out what the Wolf Pack is made of.
Sooooo…..what do you think…?
I’ll go ‘jury is still out’.
Diplomatic answer.
Personally, I’d have gone with “We’re gonna choke this one away for all it’s worth”.
methinks Florida gon’ be coach shopping
Woof
hey, that’s right -m you can flip to UGA’s match and feel better
Not much tho.
But at least Carolina lost.
only 1-11 would help, and only a tint bit. This ruins everything
Lou Holtz should break his neck trying to suck himself off.
Let’s call the NC State O-Line “The Seven Blocks of Granite” because those guys don’t move.
Well, that’s the season and the program down the goddamned shitter. Just fucking great.
I thought you watched EPL.
yes, Everton puts me in SUCH A BETTER MOOD these days
At least it wasn’t on a fake punt deep in our own territory this time.
Baby steps.
Scared a baby with that one.
I’ve been listening to What Happened this afternoon.
There is no way we could ever offer two worse candidates again.
LOL
That’s no good.
So much for that streak.
And also this game I guess.
facemask – allowed if play for ND
OSU linebacker falls for the pump fake about 8 yards past the line of scrimmage. But they’re not there to learn!
I have libations (that guided Dingleberry Cousins to the needed fantasy points on MNF), changed pants for shorts, discarded socks. Have now maxed out wardrobe changes FOAR my wolven sort. 2 pills for 1st half, 2 6.5% ciders for 2nd half, let’s do this and maybe coma later
Q: Why do businesses fail in Bumfuck Kenya?
A: Because no one has any money
Can’t even afford to fuck the bums smgdnh
ppl forget that
/Sighs. HARD.
When even the cheese dick announcers are criticizing the officiating consistency, you know it’s a bad game.
How has the JV footy been? Looks chilly in south bend, they should probably throw a sweater on Jesus.
http://i0.wp.com/thecollegefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_m5tjmhT2Sc1qi10qbo1_1280.png?resize=590%2C412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WPZMhFa84U
Fucking love The Smiths, even if Morrissey is a complete shitbag now. Jonny Marr on the other hand is a very nice man. Met him a couple years back when he played here in Calgary. Played a bunch of Smiths tunes as well as his new album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_P5iSG_APE
The song “There is a Light That Never Goes Out” was inspired by hockey goalies that have let in six or more goals in a single game.
I didn’t know they wrote a song about Jose Theodore!
“ZING!”*
*the sound of a puck flying into the net
ND should have called time out so we couldn’t throw the Hail Mary. Brian Kelly is not only a murderer (ok, 2nd degree), but also a dummy.
Just a Hail Mary now. Christ.
Allow me to soapbox. This game and next week (home v. Clemson) will be the biggest games State has in 30 years. Chances like this may not come again in my lifetime. The last (1986) happened when I was 13.
All I want is a fair shot. Seriously, I have no interest in shenanigans in our favour. Just a square deal. Nothing more, nothing less.
Yeah, that’s great and all.
But I am personally happy to accept shenanigans in our favour.
Fuck off, I’m older than you and will likely be dead soon. I need this. 😛
FINALLY a flag
Jaysam talking junk too.
“You gotta cheat to cover me, fucker”
He’s right.
Oh hell yes. But getting in his head with it too.
Injure his pride, make him try to play straight up.
Does Tirico already have his dick in the little shithead leprechaun’s ass already or what? He sure did seem to want to call that pass complete, both excitedly and erroneously. Dumb fuck.
I am really disappoint in him. I could put the radio crew on my little transistor job, I guess. But I am enjoying the silence, but fer the angry voices in mah head.
just hurt Josh Adams. SWEEP THE LEG
Can’t cover that piece of shit TE
Hello God, I’d like to order a pick six now in South Bend, k thx.
The fuck was that picture-in-picture ad?
Hopefully a functional (“SO FAR, SO GOOD!”) alcoholic making chili in northern Ontario during half-time is a good luck thingy for the WolfPack.
/later
Couldn’t hurt.
Is it deer chili? FUCK I miss having a hunter buddy nearby who makes deer chili.
Two full strides early, even a blind NFL ref could have called that one
WHERE’S THE FLAG YOU MOTHERFUCKER??
https://youtu.be/cMKX2tE5Luk
How was that not also intentional grounding
NOTE to self: stop talking to self, drink instead
I yell at the TV and kick the cat, personally.
When I talk to myself I just get bored.
Shit. Touchdown.
Where’s that fucking cat?
I fucking hate everything in the fucking world
“Gentlemen, we’ve got some work to do.”
-Large-eyed puppies chasing their own tails
Jesus loves you
My old Mexican weed dealer? That is nice of him.
Welcome to the club. Also, fuck you.
fuck Josh Adams
Josh Adams in one game, James Franklin on the other. It’s like someone asked trump to list his favorite founding fathers.
That Burt Hancock had great penmanship
Lemme tell you, I’ve seen Putin’s Burt Hancock, it’s the biggest. The best one I’ve ever seen.
Actually, the Irish WR pushed off. JESUS
so, only the ND corners are allowed to be handsy. GOT IT
The mothers of football players keep getting younger. How is that possible?
Child prostitution.
the Church expects those 12-year old mothers to go all the way to term, you better believe it
Wasn’t there a player whose mom was 14 when he was born? Or am I misremebering again
MOAR coffee. FACK YOU, heart.
” this is the Notre dame team we’ve been waiting for!”
Not that I ever use my smartphones “automated assistant feature, but after reading that I suddenly have an urge to ask it the legality of murdering boosters
OK Hippo, now you can get nervous.
2nd shirt change, DONE
ILLEGAL TOUCHING CALLED ON PENN STATE! ILLEGAL TOUCHING CALLED ON PENN STATE! ILLEGAL TOUCHING CALLED ON PENN STATE!
Ahem. Almost lost my cool there. Meant to say,
ILLEGAL TOUCHING CALLED ON PENN STATE! When did Jerry Sandusky get back on the field?
Had no idea that Peter Gabriel was so disgusting…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPTyNDqOzpM
Huge return by a PSU linebacker… OSU should just onside kick every time, theyd give up worse field position that way.
WHat did I say to the teevee? WATCH THE DRAW
Half the distance to the goal, PFFFFT….HIT HIM AGAIN!!!!!!!!! HARDER THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!
SHIT that pick would have been good
and a rushing first down on 3rd and 3???
Giving up a scramble first down on 3rd and 10 is sooooooo last season.
Update: OSU TD but even the fight songs sounds off. Either that or the high brass section is asleep like the Oline.
It’s nigh on UN-AMERICAN that the visiting band sounds so much louder.
Is it against NCAA rules to change jerseys in the middle of a game?
“Maybe. How much money does your program pull in?”
-The NCAA