We shall get to the title sequence in a moment, suffice to say it represents a real statement moment for my wolven sort.
First, the morning Lesser Footy, kicked off with a monster matchup, Spurs invading Old Trafford (7:30, NBCSN). #3 at #2, and all that separates them is goal differential, with each on 20 points. Harry Kane v. Romelu Lukaku, easily the two best players in the League. Yes, wake up for it.
West Brom’s hopeless home tie against Man City (NBCSN) highlights the 10:00 window. Seriously, City’s goal differential is +28 after just 9 matches. That’s UNLV in the early 90s material. Liverpool and Huddersfield Town play on CNBC (hangover from winning at United?), with Arsenal v. Swans being the best of the paid/streaming fixtures.
Once again, the spotlight dance is forgettable, Chelsea/Bournemouth (12:30, NBC). JV NFL is better.
Sunday’s doubleheader starts light, with 12th position Brighton & Hove hosting 10th place Southampton (9:30, NBCSN). These sides are pretty boring. Next, bigger names with shittier records, as 18th position (yikes) Everton visit 14th place Leicester, both boasting new managers – Everton’s being of the interim varietal (12:00, NBC). Both sides should have the “new manager” burst of emotional energy, and each has more skill than they’ve shown in the early going. Perhaps they will entertain us, until Red Zone kicks off. Damn the British time zones shifting differently from ours.
Oklahoma State at West By God Virginia (Noon, ABC)
A tasty appetizer ahead of the loaded 3:30 window, give us all your Big 12-ish offensing, please.
Cal at Colorado (2:00, Pac12)
Super interesting for these sides to play so early in the day, and the pickins are slim early on.
NC State at Notre Dame (3:30, NBC)
Here we go! The banner pic is from the game in Raleigh last year, played in Hurricane leftovers. State dominated, as the foundations of this season’s team (good OL, great QB, dominant DL) were finally starting to come together, and the pitiful secondary was neutralized. In my mind, this is still a matchup that heavily favours the wolven sort, with the chance to pick up the most important road win in perhaps the last 30-40 years of the program. A victory surely takes NC State into the Top Ten itself for a home showdown with Clemson next weekend essentially for the division title. No pressure, guys!
Paedo State at Ohio State (3:30, Fox)
Get. Fucked.
Georgia at Florida (3:30, CBS)
The World’s Largest (Forgotten) Outdoor Cocktail Party, we shall see if the Gators can manage to be more than a speed bump on UGA’s road to Roll Damn Tide.
TCU at Iowa State (ABC/ESPN2)
This is a really interesting, and surprisingly important game. Why not move it to tonight, when somebody might fucking be able to watch the thing?
Mississippi State at Texas A&M (7:15, ESPN)
Ah, the always entertaining SEC West undercard fixture. This one could be pretty wild and back-and-forth.
Tennessee at Kentucky (7:30, SECN)
UK always manages to blow it against UT. This seems almost served up on a silver platter for the Wildcats, so they will twist themselves in knots to fuck up. FUN SHIT.
Washington State at Arizona (9:30, PAC12)
Everyone done forgot about BEAR DOWN Foar Midterms, but they’re 3-1 in the League. Beat Wazzu at home, and you are looking at a title game contender. Not ded yet, eh, Rich Rod?
USC at Arizona State (10:45, ESPN)
Fresh off a butthammering in South Bend, the Troi Boiz highlight the tweaker match in Coed Valhalla. This always makes for interesting viewing, though I have no idea what you will get out of either football squadron.
So JT Barrett is good again then?
One good comeback win and apparently he’s a heisman candidate, according to not-Gus Johnson on this braodcast.
Joel Klatt … no, you’re right, not-Gus Johnson is better.
Oh, God! They can still lose it.
they didn’t throw, did they? If not, they can’t.
Tuned in time to see Gus Johnson lose his mind. Always awesome.
OH!!!!!
I wish he was still doing the NCAA basketball tournament.
Ironically my favorite Gus call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgS214u5lFA
(laughs insanely)
for once you motherfuckers were on the side of good!
I made some chili.
I made some spaghetti.
I mixed them together.
I poured them down a belly that was filled with beer and scotch.
I will see you tomorrow.
/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Was never much for poetry, but…that was beautiful, man.
So they have Cincinatti in Canada?
Paedos out of their comfort zone. Hee hee.
And now out of downs.
And I’m a fan of the state. I didn’t attend any of the schools with D1 programs, so I’ve never felt any sort of desire or obligation to “pick a side”. Anything that makes a low-profile state look good is alright in my book.
Northern Iowa alum?
I went to a Community College because I was a moron in HS.
Better than being a moron in college.
They’re not mutually exclusive.
I’m proof of that.
(looks around nervously)
Triple OT coming in Evanston
way to just be a giant colostomy bag, NC State.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
BE BETTER at 2-point conversions, you assdick treenuts
2-pt Defensive Conversion Incoming….
…or not.
OH SHIT
I’m watching Sparty/NW derpy-ass OT. Won’t jinx Paedos comeuppance.
/downside is they will still end up in playoffs because the world fucking sucks all the dirty ass
Come on Decaduple OT!
Incredible win for Iowa State. What an effort from their defense.
Riot Bowl should be fun this year.
they are legit good
Crazy thing is that they’re doing it with what was basically their 4th-string QB at the start of the season.
Holy crap!
wha happen?
Pope took a dump on live TV?
OSU defensive competence, in significant quantities.
PSU QB took shotgun snap and tried to hand the ball off to PSU RB. OSU LB arrives at moment of handoff and sacks both players.
OSU making some buttholes in Happy Valley pucker. There’s a Sandusky joke in there somewhere.
North Carolina State hasn’t disappointed me so much since….
/I’m a Canuck-I got nuthin
is it 42 yet?
Nope, but about to be probably.
You want that list of answers alphabetical or chronological?
(also technically, I haven’t been disappointed in us in decades….it’s a learned skill)
What’s Canadian college, excuse me, “university” fooutball like?
I imagine moose are involved
It’s as bad as you think it is.
Damn it! Quit watching the Buckeyes, Redshirt! You’re the Bad Luck Guy!
Booking for this game is getting good.
TCU officially ded
Winbush in action.
Shit, I leave the room and Gators score.
Damn you Hippo and your superstitious nards!!!!!
That describes OSU. I watch they suck. I stop watching to cook dinner, they score. I resume watching the suck.
ok, new ppl – what are your JV allegiances?
None. Undergrad institution had no footyball team, grad school was Paedo U. (Watching the game for shits ‘n’ giggles mainly.)
NDSU!!!! Fuck the Sioux for changing their name up in Grand Forks!
I mostly just hate teams. That being said, my rooting logic is thus:
1. Longhorns (alum, so I must)
2. Any unranked team playing a ranked team.
3. Any lower ranked team playing a higher ranked team.
As you can see, I like underdogs, so I am setting myself up for disappointment.
Will usually pull for TX school over teams from other states (I’m from Massachusetts so this makes no sense except I’ve been in TX for 40 years).
Complicated, huh?
will…yinz didn’t get cornholed by BayBay, so you at least broke our collective streak!
Dammit Buckeyes!
Winbush: Sounds like Microsoft virtual sex software. Just saying.
But old school, since bushes are an endangered species these days
#LandingStrip4Eva
“Almost there…closer….closer….”
WINBUSH.EXE has performed an illegal operation and must shut down.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
Thinking your program is on the precipice of doing something special?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Jko4Ipdrs
Penn St. really left their punter Gillikin on an island on that punt.
PSU left a young man in a dangerous position? Unthinkable!
I told you, Hippo, two weeks ago: TCU will lose to Iowa State. No playoffs for the Big 12 again.
u rite, Big 12-ish seer
/still think if Boomer Sooner wins out they likely beat out UGA for the last slot
Not with the dumbass championship game. That’s gonna fuck the Fighting Mullets or Boomer right in the dickhole.
but I thought NOT having a championship was what kept punching them in said dickhole?
I put on a vaguely TCU coloured workout shirt, and they promptly fumble inside the 10. CHRIST A’MIGHTY
Got any ND gear?
universe would know I’m joshing. Tried that before.
Penn St, Notre Dame, and Alabama good at football? JFK Assasination in the news? Federal charges pending against the Executive Branch? What is this, 1973?
…and OSU fumbles on 3rd-and-1
(probably NSFW)
https:// i.imgur.com/ hZES7vf.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skreabVrMRk
Sparty, inside the 20 with 6 minutes to play and down 7, tries a fucking FIELD GOAL.
They missed it.
Mark Dantonio morphed into Mike McCarthy so gradually, we hardly noticed.
https://deadspin.com/dartmouth-football-coach-punches-hole-in-window-over-mu-1819943581
This is the greatest story you’ll read this weekend. Don’t say they don’t take football seriously in the Ivy League.
Yup, time to ingest lotsa chemicals and then feelz better.
Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
My man, I keep trying. But there hasn’t been a good week in a long, long while.
😉
I’d settle for a good hour at this point.
Why, BLEERGH! Why hast thou forsaken me?!
today, we all take it up the ass. WCS in the noon window, you, heordotus, me, tWBS in this’un.
Who has skin in a game next round?
Blax’s Cats host Wazzu later.
Dunno about anyone else.
Spur’s Boomer Sooner plays Guns Up!! a week ahead of Bedlam. That would leave a mark.
Well that’s not great.
screw it, gonna watch the end of TCU/Iowa State. No Nyheim Hines = no fucking chance in Hades.
Really need a turnover to turn momentum here, or we could drop this one by four scores before it’s over.
SAFETY DUNCE…almost dammit
Just a momentum killing review
Sparty losing to Northwestern. So…put Paedo State into the playoffs. With Bama and ND. Either a Big 12-ish side or UGA, I guess.
OSU receiver trying to paralyze himself
State has lost all confidence now. They just have to avoid turnovers and run the clock out. Without Hines, State has no game breakers.
Domers are short. PLEASE PUNT
Every goddam team I want to see lose is currently winning, except TCU. Why do I voluntarily subject myself to this shit?
Brain damage?
I never subjected myself to CTE in my youth, so it must have been the psychoactive drugs.
You like this shit just like we do. #embracetheshit
Footbaw makes me crazy, but that and reading are the only aspects of life I don’t despise.
/ok, and cats
Yeah, its like that abused spouse syndrome or whatever the he’ll they call it.
I fell, VLTR. OK??
Why is everybody so down on Penn State? Sure, fucking those kids up the ass was probably over the line I’ll grant you that, but it’s not like he murdered them.
That play never stood a chance.
You disappoint me, Eliah.
Interesting choice my ass, Tirico.
like going down 11 helps fuckall. Was just a bad playcall. Needed to rush up to the line immediately and sneak it.
get to the line and SNEAK
Thanks, Samuels.