“Down With the Irish” Lesser Footy Open Thread

We shall get to the title sequence in a moment, suffice to say it represents a real statement moment for my wolven sort.

First, the morning Lesser Footy, kicked off with a monster matchup, Spurs invading Old Trafford (7:30, NBCSN).  #3 at #2, and all that separates them is goal differential, with each on 20 points.  Harry Kane v. Romelu Lukaku, easily the two best players in the League.  Yes, wake up for it.

West Brom’s hopeless home tie against Man City (NBCSN) highlights the 10:00 window.  Seriously, City’s goal differential is +28 after just 9 matches.  That’s UNLV in the early 90s material.  Liverpool and Huddersfield Town play on CNBC (hangover from winning at United?), with Arsenal v. Swans being the best of the paid/streaming fixtures.

Once again, the spotlight dance is forgettable, Chelsea/Bournemouth (12:30, NBC).  JV NFL is better.

Sunday’s doubleheader starts light, with 12th position Brighton & Hove hosting 10th place Southampton (9:30, NBCSN).  These sides are pretty boring.  Next, bigger names with shittier records, as 18th position (yikes) Everton visit 14th place Leicester, both boasting new managers – Everton’s being of the interim varietal (12:00, NBC).  Both sides should have the “new manager” burst of emotional energy, and each has more skill than they’ve shown in the early going.  Perhaps they will entertain us, until Red Zone kicks off.  Damn the British time zones shifting differently from ours.

Oklahoma State at West By God Virginia (Noon, ABC)

A tasty appetizer ahead of the loaded 3:30 window, give us all your Big 12-ish offensing, please.

Cal at Colorado (2:00, Pac12)

Super interesting for these sides to play so early in the day, and the pickins are slim early on.

NC State at Notre Dame (3:30, NBC)

Here we go!  The banner pic is from the game in Raleigh last year, played in Hurricane leftovers.  State dominated, as the foundations of this season’s team (good OL, great QB, dominant DL) were finally starting to come together, and the pitiful secondary was neutralized.  In my mind, this is still a matchup that heavily favours the wolven sort, with the chance to pick up the most important road win in perhaps the last 30-40 years of the program.  A victory surely takes NC State into the Top Ten itself for a home showdown with Clemson next weekend essentially for the division title.  No pressure, guys!

Paedo State at Ohio State (3:30, Fox)

Get.  Fucked.

Georgia at Florida (3:30, CBS)

The World’s Largest (Forgotten) Outdoor Cocktail Party, we shall see if the Gators can manage to be more than a speed bump on UGA’s road to Roll Damn Tide.

TCU at Iowa State (ABC/ESPN2)

This is a really interesting, and surprisingly important game.  Why not move it to tonight, when somebody might fucking be able to watch the thing?

Mississippi State at Texas A&M (7:15, ESPN)

Ah, the always entertaining SEC West undercard fixture.  This one could be pretty wild and back-and-forth.

Tennessee at Kentucky (7:30, SECN)

UK always manages to blow it against UT.  This seems almost served up on a silver platter for the Wildcats, so they will twist themselves in knots to fuck up.  FUN SHIT.

Washington State at Arizona (9:30, PAC12)

Everyone done forgot about BEAR DOWN Foar Midterms, but they’re 3-1 in the League.  Beat Wazzu at home, and you are looking at a title game contender.  Not ded yet, eh, Rich Rod?

USC at Arizona State (10:45, ESPN)

Fresh off a butthammering in South Bend, the Troi Boiz highlight the tweaker match in Coed Valhalla.  This always makes for interesting viewing, though I have no idea what you will get out of either football squadron.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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theeWeeBabySeamus

So JT Barrett is good again then?

herodotus450

One good comeback win and apparently he’s a heisman candidate, according to not-Gus Johnson on this braodcast.

Spanky Datass

Joel Klatt … no, you’re right, not-Gus Johnson is better.

Redshirt

Oh, God! They can still lose it.

Croooow

Tuned in time to see Gus Johnson lose his mind. Always awesome.

Croooow

I wish he was still doing the NCAA basketball tournament.

Redshirt

Ironically my favorite Gus call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgS214u5lFA

Redshirt

(laughs insanely)

scotchnaut

I made some chili.

I made some spaghetti.

I mixed them together.

I poured them down a belly that was filled with beer and scotch.

I will see you tomorrow.

/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Petronel

Was never much for poetry, but…that was beautiful, man.

herodotus450

So they have Cincinatti in Canada?

Petronel

And now out of downs.

Croooow

And I’m a fan of the state. I didn’t attend any of the schools with D1 programs, so I’ve never felt any sort of desire or obligation to “pick a side”. Anything that makes a low-profile state look good is alright in my book.

WCS

Northern Iowa alum?

Croooow

I went to a Community College because I was a moron in HS.

Redshirt

Better than being a moron in college.

theeWeeBabySeamus

They’re not mutually exclusive.
I’m proof of that.

WCS

(looks around nervously)

Redshirt

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Redshirt

2-pt Defensive Conversion Incoming….

Redshirt

…or not.

Petronel

OH SHIT

Redshirt

Come on Decaduple OT!

Croooow

Incredible win for Iowa State. What an effort from their defense.

WCS

Riot Bowl should be fun this year.

Croooow

Crazy thing is that they’re doing it with what was basically their 4th-string QB at the start of the season.

Redshirt

Holy crap!

scotchnaut

Pope took a dump on live TV?

Petronel

OSU defensive competence, in significant quantities.

Redshirt

PSU QB took shotgun snap and tried to hand the ball off to PSU RB. OSU LB arrives at moment of handoff and sacks both players.

WCS

OSU making some buttholes in Happy Valley pucker. There’s a Sandusky joke in there somewhere.

scotchnaut

North Carolina State hasn’t disappointed me so much since….

/I’m a Canuck-I got nuthin

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope, but about to be probably.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You want that list of answers alphabetical or chronological?
(also technically, I haven’t been disappointed in us in decades….it’s a learned skill)

WCS

What’s Canadian college, excuse me, “university” fooutball like?

scotchnaut

It’s as bad as you think it is.

Redshirt

Damn it! Quit watching the Buckeyes, Redshirt! You’re the Bad Luck Guy!

Petronel

Booking for this game is getting good.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Winbush in action.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit, I leave the room and Gators score.
Damn you Hippo and your superstitious nards!!!!!

Redshirt

That describes OSU. I watch they suck. I stop watching to cook dinner, they score. I resume watching the suck.

Petronel

None. Undergrad institution had no footyball team, grad school was Paedo U. (Watching the game for shits ‘n’ giggles mainly.)

litre_cola

NDSU!!!! Fuck the Sioux for changing their name up in Grand Forks!

Viva La Tabula Raza

I mostly just hate teams. That being said, my rooting logic is thus:
1. Longhorns (alum, so I must)
2. Any unranked team playing a ranked team.
3. Any lower ranked team playing a higher ranked team.
As you can see, I like underdogs, so I am setting myself up for disappointment.
Will usually pull for TX school over teams from other states (I’m from Massachusetts so this makes no sense except I’ve been in TX for 40 years).
Complicated, huh?

Redshirt

Dammit Buckeyes!
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Winbush: Sounds like Microsoft virtual sex software. Just saying.

Viva La Tabula Raza

But old school, since bushes are an endangered species these days

Redshirt

“Almost there…closer….closer….”
WINBUSH.EXE has performed an illegal operation and must shut down.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

herodotus450

Penn St. really left their punter Gillikin on an island on that punt.

Redshirt

PSU left a young man in a dangerous position? Unthinkable!

WCS

I told you, Hippo, two weeks ago: TCU will lose to Iowa State. No playoffs for the Big 12 again.

WCS

Not with the dumbass championship game. That’s gonna fuck the Fighting Mullets or Boomer right in the dickhole.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Got any ND gear?

herodotus450

Penn St, Notre Dame, and Alabama good at football? JFK Assasination in the news? Federal charges pending against the Executive Branch? What is this, 1973?

Redshirt

…and OSU fumbles on 3rd-and-1

(probably NSFW)

https:// i.imgur.com/ hZES7vf.gif

WCS

Mark Dantonio morphed into Mike McCarthy so gradually, we hardly noticed.

WCS

https://deadspin.com/dartmouth-football-coach-punches-hole-in-window-over-mu-1819943581

This is the greatest story you’ll read this weekend. Don’t say they don’t take football seriously in the Ivy League.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yup, time to ingest lotsa chemicals and then feelz better.

WCS

Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

theeWeeBabySeamus

My man, I keep trying. But there hasn’t been a good week in a long, long while.
😉

Redshirt

Why, BLEERGH! Why hast thou forsaken me?!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Blax’s Cats host Wazzu later.
Dunno about anyone else.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well that’s not great.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Really need a turnover to turn momentum here, or we could drop this one by four scores before it’s over.

Petronel

SAFETY DUNCE…almost dammit

herodotus450

Just a momentum killing review

Petronel

OSU receiver trying to paralyze himself

Viva La Tabula Raza

Every goddam team I want to see lose is currently winning, except TCU. Why do I voluntarily subject myself to this shit?

Unsurprised

Brain damage?

Viva La Tabula Raza

I never subjected myself to CTE in my youth, so it must have been the psychoactive drugs.

scotchnaut

You like this shit just like we do. #embracetheshit

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yeah, its like that abused spouse syndrome or whatever the he’ll they call it.

Brick Meathook

Why is everybody so down on Penn State? Sure, fucking those kids up the ass was probably over the line I’ll grant you that, but it’s not like he murdered them.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That play never stood a chance.
You disappoint me, Eliah.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Interesting choice my ass, Tirico.