NFL News:
Trade deadline updates:
- October 30th:
- Duane Brown: from the Texans to the Seahawks
- Houston gets cornerback Jeremy Lane, a second-round pick in 2019 and a fifth-round pick in 2018.
- Russell Wilson reworked his contract to free up cap room.
- Jimmy Garappolo: from the Pats to the 49ers.
- For a 2018 second-round pick.
- Of note, and specifically about the type of compensation involved:
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The #49ers originally included QB Brian Hoyer in the trade to the #Patriots but he was taken out for comp. pick reasons. Now released.
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) October 31, 2017
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Also, 49ers' 2018 2nd is likely to be near the top of the round. A 2019 3rd rd comp pick would be near the bottom. Diff. of almost 2 rounds https://t.co/p2Df9ALAio
— Nick Korte (@nickkorte) October 31, 2017
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- Duane Brown: from the Texans to the Seahawks
- October 31st:
- Jay Ajayi: from the Dolphins to the Eagles
- Miami receives a fourth-round draft pick in exchange.
- The Eagles are expected to run a Czonka-Morris type of combination with Blount & Ajayi.
- Kelvin Benjamin: from the Panthers to the Bills
- Carolina receives the Bills’ 2018 3rd and 7th round picks.
- I guess Cam has enough weapons.
- Carolina receives the Bills’ 2018 3rd and 7th round picks.
- Jay Ajayi: from the Dolphins to the Eagles
- Didn’t end up on the market:
- Martavis Bryant: not going anywhere.
- Given he has a year & a half left on his rookie deal, he’s a steal at the price.
- Josh Gordon: ?
- The Browns tried to trade his rights at the deadline, but he has a meeting with the NFL on Wednesday to discuss reinstatement.
- I guess no one wanted to bite, given his chances for returning would be up in the air.
- The Browns tried to trade his rights at the deadline, but he has a meeting with the NFL on Wednesday to discuss reinstatement.
- Martavis Bryant: not going anywhere.
- Non-trade NFL News:
- Jadeveon Clowney’s Halloween costume of an orange jumpsuit sure had a lot to say.
- Clowney says it was a predetermined outfit, picked long before the current controversy about McNair’s remarks.
- The Texans and Clowney offered a response. They told the Houston Chronicle that there “was no hidden meaning behind his Halloween costume”.
- Kiko Alonso will not be suspended for his Thursday Night wallop on a sliding Joe Flacco. Ndamukong Suh likewise for his hand to the throat of Ryan Mallett.
- They are, however, evaluating a few plays for possible fines.
- Flacco is not expected to miss games, having cleared concussion protocol in elite fashion.
- Jadeveon Clowney’s Halloween costume of an orange jumpsuit sure had a lot to say.
Finally, Jerry Jones is stirring the Goodell pot once again by claiming Ezekiel Elliott is “paying the price” for the League’s mistakes during the Ray Rice fiasco.
- “Zeke is a victim of an overcorrection,” Jones said to local media.
- Because Elliott has been re-resuspended, he would start missing games effective this weekend.
- With the Cowboys playoff chances fading by the week, they need as many hand on deck as they can muster.
- They could try to change judges, arguing conflict of interest.
- The sitting judge in the case has a husband who is a partner in the NFL’s CBA/lockout law firm.
- This plays into the working theory that there is a strong chance Goodell’s contract doesn’t get renewed.
- Although Jerry only has 17 votes total on his “committee”; he needs 24 to ensure the hunt for a new lackey can begin.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- World Series: Game 6:
- Astros at Dodgers – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
- World Series: Game 6:
- NCAA:
- Miami (Ohio) at Ohio – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- Bowling Green at Kent State – 8:00PM | ESPNU
- NHL:
- Knights at Rangers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- MLS:
- Columbus Crew SC vs. New York City FC (Leg 1) – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- NBA:
- Thunder at Bucks – 8:00PM | TSN2
- Pistons at Lakers – 10:30PM | TSN2
It was fun watching everyone play “Wheel of Fortune” in the comments last night. TRY PASSWORD TONIGHT!
OK, here’s a quick one you folks should get quickly…
Hollywood/NFL before and after…
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Welp. Looks like we’re doing this again tomorrow (?) night.
Later, Taters.
Nite dude.
I think maybe we should see other people….
Where’s the dog, btw?
Heavy flow.
Padre Weaselo: “Tomorrow’s Game 7 and you’re gonna have your closer go 2 innings?”
These kids and their piercings. I just don’t get it.
So to sell a Chevy to a twenty-something you have to pitch how many apps it has, how it has wi-fi, that it can Instagram, etc?
“You’re probably already a shitty, distracted driver. Here’s more unnecessary stuff to make you a shittier, more distracted driver!”
I wonder if Larry King’s latest trophy wife has to wipe his ass yet.
Not in her contract, that’s for the hospice nurse to deal with,
Why would she have to wipe Tom Cruise?
Jinkys
Yes.
I’m just gonna keep copying and pasting my “FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” comment from earlier.
Pederson keeps doing that JFF thing with his fingers.
*sighs wistfully*
-JPP
Well fuck.
Now the home run derby begins.
You guys are losing focus.
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R’s, please.
THREE R’s
Now we’re getting somewhere.
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TRAMAINE BROCK OSWEILER
WOOOooooo!
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THAT’S WHY THE ASTROS ARE GOING TO LOSE BECAUSE THEY KEEP LEAVING RUNNERS ON BASE THE SCORE SHOULD BE 6-2 GODDAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER ASS SHIT BOOGERS BOOBS.
Sorry. I’m not even really a baseball fan, but I’m a Houstonian.
No, they’ll lose because they are a Texas baseball team. Them’s the rules.
Well, yeah, that too.
Fuck you, Pal.
-N. Ryan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIZB9O24BEE
Robin Ventura….not so goodly at teh fighting.
Jeeze, you got a big pussy!
What happened to the echo?
Damn you Predator movie funny guy whose name I don’t remember!!!!!!
It was writing-directing auteur Shane Black. His character’s name was Hawkins.
How fucking bad are we that our people want to be isis?? I mean, even Penn St fans hung around and they’re over there covering up child rape. I get the world hating us cuz they ain’ting us – but our own people….fuck, this is the horse to be on.
Because white Americans greatly underestimate the psychological effects of racial profiling?
Pew pew pew
She seems nice.
What’s the problem occifers???? She showed me her gun so I showed her mine!!!!!
Gonna need to check your credentials closely.
Sweet lord.
They bulldozed an entire Hispanic village to build Dodgers stadium and now the all SoCal Hispanics cheer them on? Fuck that.
Tejanos fought back and kept theirs. SoCal Hispanics are short memory wimps.
Nah, money talks very loudly.
#LosDoyers
At least they didn’t change the name from Chavez to Charles Ravine.
Chase Utley involved in the Chase Utley Rule, finish your drinks!
That’s like Lou Gehrig getting Lou Gehrig Disease. What an amazing coincidence.
Sure thing, Oppenheimer. Whatever you say.
Sorta did this to myself this weekend.
Ran out of Ben and Jerry’s?
Hit my head opening the freezer. real athletic move. But now that you fucking mention it!
Donald Jr. is the definitely the dumbest of all the Trumps.
With LemonJello’s T…..
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You should get this one before anyone else, btw.
sooooo high.
LOL, maybe not then. 😀
OK Let’s try A’s? Charge them to the Underhill’s account.
Two Big A’s
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So it’s Christmas time right?
Okay, okay, okay. It’s going to be all right. Stay strong, Astros fan(s)
Chill. Hardly any of these game have really even gotten started until the last three innings.
Note to self: The come on line “Hey baby, I can get you a real human skull if you want” is less than effective.
Depends on the woman.
You have a point.
How can you tell from the internet?
Oh, you mean….
Oh, my. She purty.
John Titor was great. Those early internet years were a blast. Yes, i know rose tinted glasses.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk
Honey, when I asked for a little head, this isn’t what I had in mind.
Hehe…nice.
I don’t know; just the right height.
DOUBLE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
NFL before and after again….
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Shit…let’s try that again…
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Let’s start with any L’s?
One L
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S’s?
One S
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Uh, any T’s?
One T.
I’ll fill it in up top.
Well, there’s the problem, the seventh Fetzer valve is stuck…
Bro.
I’ll add I think this comparison is valid because nearly all protein bars are just a fucking Snickers bar with whey in it. (Seriously, look at the nutrition stats on the package.)
#NoWhey
Fuck this guy with one of his vaunted protein bars.
That’s why it’s candy fucko.
I’ll never tire of the fucks who resent people enjoying things they don’t personally approve of.
Like IPAs.
Cat with big balls.
Hitting the batter isn’t what the pitcher wanted? I would have never guessed that.
Gonna fOOOK you up.
I think ‘lli boot up some old Art Bell clips and drink a few more beers.
I miss that crazy fucker. Is he still banned from The Philippines, or am I misremembering something?
You forgot my requests for a N and a R.
Overcome by events
Translation: Catwoman jumped him.
Speaking of which, just how good a friend is this mutual friend?
No wait that was Brocky.
STOP CONFUSING ME YOU ASSHOLES.
She seems…..dedicated.
I found some old Wifey preview sets I saved from 2002-03 on a backup drive.
Christian Michael vick
Almost
Just like those dogs got punished for “almost” winning.
Christine Michael Vick?
Yuuuip
Heh I thought it was Tice instead of Vick
I trust work went well for everyone today.
Christian Okoye Cinco?
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I?
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Can I get a N?
Missed a ‘T’ ?
Can I buy at least two Is?
Goddammit, mooooommmm (NSFW)
Or just skip to this one:
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I prefer Betty
I’m all for this Rocketeer reboot.
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