So, I’m guessing Black Friday & Cyber Monday really brings out the Russian bots. I’ve deleted over 150 in the last three days. Most are easy to spot – the spoofed names end with “-pycle”, or have emails ending in “.ru” – but there’s always a few that you want to let sneak by, because their names are so ridiculous. #protectthebrand
So, it’s been quite the day of college football. I was torn all morning: I want Ohio State to lose, but it’s funny when bad things happen to Jim Harbaugh. I almost got both wishes. Also, I wish they’d put the Iron Bowl on at night, but I understand that most ‘Bama fans have to get home before 8:00 to avoid breaking their curfews so it makes sense.
Don’t forget – there’s a full day of football tomorrow. Pace yourselves tonight. For example, I plan on apple cider for the Apple Cup.
Sunday Broadcast Maps: courtesy 506sports.com
CBS EARLY
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Miami @ New England | Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts |
| █ | Buffalo @ Kansas City | Greg Gumbel, Trent Green |
| █ | Cleveland @ Cincinnati | Andrew Catalon, James Lofton |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX | |
Seems about right. West Virginia might rejoin the South if it gets any more of these shitty AFC North games due to geography. #northernaggression
CBS LATE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | New Orleans @ LA Rams | Jim Nantz, Tony Romo |
| █ | Denver @ Oakland | Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon |
| █ | Jacksonville @ Arizona | Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta |
Saints-Rams should’ve been flexed into the evening. That Packers game is going to be a shitshow.
FOX SINGLE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Chicago @ Philadelphia | Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis |
| █ | Carolina @ NY Jets | Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman |
| █ | Tampa Bay @ Atlanta | Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth |
| █ | Tennessee @ Indianapolis | Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston |
| █ | Seattle @ San Francisco (LATE) | Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber |
God, these all look awful. Just think, if it all goes the right way, somehow the Seahawks lead the NFC West by the end of the night. Those fuckers are just aching to have me buy playoff tickets.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Capitals at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
- Islanders at Senators – 7:00PM | City
- Sabres at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Flames at Avalanche – 10:00PM
- remember: FUCK STAN KROENKE!
- Jets at Sharks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- NCAA:
- Oregon State at Oregon – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Clemson at South Carolina – 7:30PM | ESPN / TSN3
- Washington State at Washington – 8:00PM | FOX
- Notre Dame at Stanford – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN
- Colorado at Utah – 10:00PM | FS1
- Utah State at Air Force – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- NBA:
- Raptors at Hawks – 7:30PM | TSN4
Scotchy’s got you in the AM for the early games. SOMEBODY SEND HIM SOME BOOZE!
Mr Rogers goes urban?
They did that already!
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/mister-robinsons-neighborhood/n9172
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/snl/images/c/c4/Mister/revision/latest?cb=20170314065955
That is not a TD…
I gained 3lbs just looking at this.
Totally worth it.
Football: sucks.
World: sucks.
tWBS: sucks.
I think Imma apply for a do-over on the past 30 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w
I’ll be over in 30.
tWBS does not suck. That is a lie.
You might want to collect all opinions before reaching a conclusion.
But I appreciate your support either way.
P.S. don’t YOU go getting depressed too, fuck those who say you suck.
Just play your own tune, man.
Juuuuuust short.
Not depressed.
Just….age gives perspective on what’s really important…I guess.
Damn I was ready to get in the car; maybe a handy?
Are you sure it’s not just you he doesn’t suck?
This guy gets it.
I’m always right.
You’re always moe.
That too.
Wear a little more butter next time and he will
The cake is a lie. tWBS might suck…IFFFF THE PRICE IS RRRIGHT!!!
Guess God is not on the side of the Papists tonight.
Well shit, Colorado. Boulder weeps.
I guess I’ll go read and/or masturbate.
Did Barry Sanders really need the moneh that badly?
Jeebus.
He spent his entire pro career with the Lions. Why would you start expecting smart decisions now?
Fuck Notre Dame like a female Domer who’s going to be threatened so harshly afterwards that she’s driven to suicide.
(Don’t forget that shit also happened at ND)
the real shame is she didn’t go to confession after having premarital sex ,, smh
THIS IRISH TEAM, I CALL IT A SCISSOR LIFT, BECAUSE IT HAS COLLAPSED!
/as always, fuck Brian Kelly
#2ndDegreeMurdererButHasImprovedRecruitingSMH
Brian Kelly is so mad, he just grew a neck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
Good lord ND turned it over AGAIN?
Schadenboner is well-engorged at this point.
Between ND and Bama, should you call a doctor?
should? maybe. gonna? NO
If erections persist after four hours….
…that’s pretty impressive and the doctor can fuck off.
… share it with the world.
Remember you said that later.
😛
WOMP WOMP Domers
Hey lookit that. A team wearing red with a block S on their helmets really can assert themselves vs Notre Dame.
(I’m not bitter)
Diet Coke will fuck you up.
Woooo!!!! Go big trees.
14-zip, Team Secular Big Love. Sorry, tweakers
Hawt Taek: Linda Cohn is totally luscious.
The fucking line starts back there, champ.
Dats MY LINE! In all teh ways!
She has a fucking line?
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ad/adacb81f268b0172981a289c0ea4a6a95cdc8d8b7892c3657f3505aa5226da43.jpg
I could disappoint her in so many ways.
MILFtastic.
The best in pets is a cat with dog loyalty who shits outdoors. When he wants out, he asks. And now that he’s old, he’s pretty patient about it. I sift the litterbox about once a month.
Dr. Vag strikes again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MffBMsUBuWU
oh it’s twue it’s twue
I vuld like to roll on ze boat. Oops! Wrong one. Eh, my statement remains twue!
Da! Ich will!
maybe it’s just me, but I think Brian Kelly shld be killed with large rocks, and his insides worn as a hat
It wasn’t just him.
So, how does one convince a kid with ADHD (reasonably severe) to keep her finger out of her goddamned nose?
Yay foar late night nosebleeds.
Fuck you universe.
tabasco on the nailbeds
Cocaine?
Have her chop jalapenos foar salsas!
You’re in Carolina, get some Reapers. That’ll learn’er!
Good ideas all. ‘Cept if there’s cocaine in the house, she’ll nevar see it.
/looks for razor blades and mirror
No dice. My foreskin became calamari over 50 years ago.
At least you weren’t raped by Mario in a bathtub.
doop doop DOOP doop a doop
Mushroom kingdom indeed.
OK, that was good.
Now DEFENSES are doing the feed me celly? Will that never end??
I has one big cider left, can’t decide if I should go find and drink it, or count my blessings and maybe not hangover. AND GAMBLE TOMORROW!!!
I put $77 on OAK for Elway. Wha happen, Our Equine Lord and Saviour??
I still wish we could breed Elway with Sarah Jessica Parker. Guaranteed Triple-Crown winner.
Why not drink and gamble now and tomorrow? Double your profits!
FUCK, this guy gets it!!
Stanford, you had ONE JOB
Heritage NAWT Hate!!!
/also grease
Sucking? Was it sucking? No I know, CENTERPIECES!
They don’t put nearly as much nitrous oxide in these whipped cream cans as they used to.
Damned Luddites…
Alright what is this?
Elf cocaine?
So one small serving.
Overpriced?
That reminds me, I need to catch up on Baskets.
fucking Notre Dame
Hide the women and children!
We’re on it. Well, half of it.
– J. Sandusky
-R. Moore
-K. Spacey
et al
It IS a Catholic school after all…
“We’d make a great team!”
– Kevin Spacey and Roy Moore
Thanks for sharing! Whose lady is it?
I am currently gnawing on the bone from Thanksgiving’s leftover spiral-sliced ham.
I make no apologies.
Gnawing on a bone, huh?
– A. Rodgers
Because you are too dumb to break into it with a screwdriver.
God helps those who help themselves.
“From the inside dipshit.”
-IRMC
You too?
To your joke; “Our prayers go out to the victims.”
This is offensive to Horatio.
C’mon guys, be nice.
Feeling inadequate? This won’t help:
http://time.com/3623247/grumpy-cat/
‘Scuse me while I go kick my cat.
My dog needs to get a fucking job.
It’s still any ugly fucking cat that almost certainly won’t live to see 20. I’ll take my chances being me.
That’s the spirit!!!!!!
counterpoint: Cats are still superior to humans in every way, and it’s wrong for us even to be discussing otherwise
Then mine better start earning some damned monehs.
Counter-counterpoint: Cats eat their own shit.
they most certainly DO NOT!
The Boston eats the cat shit round here every once in a while.
Yep, but I have a dog that looks at the cat’s litter box like it’s a goddamn Golden Corral.
this is why I don’t let dogs lick me, even when on friendly terms with same (see tWBS’ note below)
It does make litterbox cleanup a breeze tho.
Good dog.
Unless it is peanut-butter on your crotch.
To be fair; Golden Corral does have a lot in common.
It’s true. Usually the dog in the house eats the cat shit. And their own too. Dogs are weird that way. Remember this the next time you let your dog lick you in the face.
How long is that in DFO years?
square root of negative one, bitches!!
You’re being imaginary.
More likely, let’s say Wiscy and the Okies win. Frankly, I don’t feel bad fucking over a 1-loss ACC side (come on, the league just ain’t that strong) or someone whose best win BY FAR is tOSU. Oklahoma, Roll Damn Tide, and War Damn Eagle/Dawgs winner (HINT: War Damn Eagle, we just saw this fucking pplay) are the clear top 3 to me.
Wisconsin would be my 4 because of how decisively they have beaten everyone on their piss-poor schedule, which as Shogun Marcus points out, is somewhat out of their control. BYU is always at least solid…except this season. Plus, if it’s DABO! who gets fucked over, it will just be super delicious.
#1 SEC champ v. #4 Wiscy
#2 Oklahoma v. #3 Bama
Would like to see Mayfield beat Bama. Douchebag level, expert.
think of all the action GAMBLOR would receive!!!
/praise be
Why bama though? They best win is… LSU?
Zee overall strength of the SEC West. Most of their wins were quite dominant, too.
Also, excluding bama would be a great opportunity for the committee to say, “It’s because they played Mercer.”
That weird shit where 2/3 of the SEC has bye week games next to the last week of the season is just fucking weird.
Makes sense, if you want to be at your best for the big games at the end of the year. I would accept it more if it was the entire conference, and they just said “fuck it” this is our bye week.
Also also, I don’t know the name but there must be some kind of logical fallacy to the line of thought that (which i’ve seen everywhnere) if Wisc wins they are in, but if osu wins they are NOT in. Something involving an ouroborous i think.
tOSU’s problem is they have 2 losses, one of which is to Oklahoma at home. That closes their best back door, so to speak.
Yeah the thought of oklahoma losing and osu sneaking in ahead of them is pretty
great funnyawful. Right now though, the thought of another Auburn-Georgia-Bama game is just boring; I wouldn’t even watch. Already seen it. And one could argue it’s not fair to Auburn, that if they beat georgia and have to play bama in the playoffs, they would have played both of them twice. Though I’m sure some sec-tards are already jerking it to the thought of one of their teams beating two teams twice in one season.the thing is…none of the matches between the three have been particularly compelling. It’s been Aubie running train. Of course, Bama can say “we were unbeaten otherwise and played Aubie on the road” so deserve a 2nd bite at the apple, on a neutral site, if not 4 with better resumes. I couldn’t really see a 2-loss tOSU (from a weaker conference but played a tougher OOC foe, OU) ahead of them, though I agree that’s a good argument for an expanded playoff because do we REALLY know whether tOSU would have a better chance to come good or not?
Power 5 conf winners plus 1 seems like the natural next step. THen there are at least objective reasons for picking 5 of the 6.
I don’t see how osu even passes notre dame (their two losses are to “better” opponents) much less bama or 2-loss ou or even some 2 loss pac 12 champ. Except for the “Alighty Ollar” reasons.
I like going straight to 16 using mathematical formula with some allowance for conference champs and “mid-majors” meeting certain threshold criteria.
If Akron wins the MAC, can we slide them in? (they’d be 8-5, btw).
If not, then I’m not playing this game anymore.
I had smrt? That can’t be right. Ah, my pie levels are low! That splains it. Time for pecan and pumpkin pies.
Meanwhile I just want to see all the top seeds lose and create as much chaos as possible.
He Falking sucks
Bleh……..
Looks like TroiBoyz are gonna play Stanford for Pac 12 title…
Im gonna catch the warriors game now.
absolutely ZERO of Notre Dame, tOSU, and Troi Boiz are in the playoff discussion. The number is really FIVE – ACC champion, Oklahoma, Wisconsin, SEC Champion, Alabama.
The only way anything else comes into play is if TCU beats Boomer Sooner AND tOSU blows out Wisconsin. Even so, Boomer Sooner won in Columbus, thusly I am inclined to take them.
King hippo with the important analysis. Dont gotta listen to dem fancy ranking shows now…… Hooooo Yea!
Notre Dame is absolutely in the playoff discussion because ND means ratings and ratings means cold, hard advertising cash and that’s what the college football play-offs are ’bout.
Mind you ND will get absolutely curb-stomped if the NCAA finds a way to weasel them in, but that won’t stop the NCAA from trying.
The NCAA is just awful in every way.
Oh-ray-gawne is going Biblical on the Beaver tonight. Like, Old Testament shit.
Saw this on twitter today.
“Hey baby, are you Biblical scripture? Because I’d like to misinterpret you for my own purposes.”
Good lord. Are they on a running clock yet?
Going biblical on Oregon beaver.
/brain goes ‘splodey
Good God, how I like midriff. This is how the gentlemen’s clubs reel me in.
/raises shirt
//kills teh Hippo
https://imgur.com/DOxAmKE
imgur blows.
I agree!
Indeed. However, that kitten demands it be shared.
Move it to postimage.org, then use new linky.
Takes less time than you might think.
Tada!!!!!
Please keep posting these type of images guys, makes The Dame think I’m viewing something wholesome.
If she only knew…
That Seamus always knows how to dig up pictures of pussy
Do my bidding, minion!
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
I wish I had a nickel for every woman that has told me that.
Need to watch moar Robot Chicken…….man.
I like how this guy in the USAA commercial says that his wife “thinks” she’s the boss because when they were in the military she “only had me by one grade.” THAT’S HOW THE MILITARY WORKS YOU FUCKING MORON!!!
The best and the brightest.
Depends.
I was an E-4 LPO. I had three gold chevron E-6’s working for me, about 20 E-5’s, and roughly 35 at E-4 and below.
Dear god my command was a dumpster fire…
Also, no Ensign with half a brain will ever lip off to a Master Chief.
This is true. I have a friend who’s been in for decades and is a Command Sgt. Major. My father went to ROTC, served two years, retired as a 1st Lieutenant and would never second guess the first guy.
Not if it has to sit down to pee. OO-RAH!!!
So how long until Saban starts whining that trick plays should be outlawed because it’s not fair to the defense.
Declined.
Fuck you Notre Dame.
Shit Fuckin Falk fumbles the ball trying to run for the 1st.
And washington scores. SHIT!!!!!
Time to get at that leftover apple pie. Fuck everything, no one lives forever.
I can’t think of an appropriate adult beverage to go with apple pie. All I can drink with that is cold milk or hot coffee.
There is none. The only acceptable beverage with apple pie is whole white milk.
RACIST!
Good call. SKIM MILK MATTERS!!!!
No. No it doesn’t.
So very true, but I’m stuck with it.
I’m only joking, please don’t ever ingest this.
So many people up here drink that with Spiced rum this time of year.
those people are fookin’ nasty
cider works fine, will also get one quite drunk
Cider
even cold November rain
/close enough, am drunk
Helluva way to go.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/20140629/5060567/bond-is-crushed-between-ms-onatopp-s-deadly-sexy-thighs-o.gif
South Carolina has the refs on their side and is still down by 20. Think there’s some concerns about rioting?
What’s the concern? That the rioting won’t make the state more livable?
God is in the Chickens’ student section. Does He have a rat tail?
He’s just a slob like one of us
Tell me all your thoughts.
‘Cuz I’d really like to meet her.