The day has come and gone now here comes the night. And the fixture in front of us? It doesn’t look very pretty. There’s no dressing up this turdganza in any way whatsoever. [shrugs] TO THE GAME!

GB/Pit: Oh Randy, is there any Case Keenum in you at all? It would appear that there is not. Randy is currently ranked 34th in qb ratings-he’s greatly aided by his 2 TD’s/7 INT’s stat line. But wait! The pile of crap gets higher with the news that rb’s Montgomery and Jones are a bit beat up. On t’udder side of the equation the Steelers probably played their best game of the year last week in laying waste to the Titans 40-17. Rb Bell leads the league in rushing and wr Brown sits at the one spot in receiving yards. The Pittsburgh D only surrenders 16.5 points a game and under Hundley the Pack has manged a mere 13 and change. So yeah, it’s the Pittsburgh Chainsaws versus the Green Bay Week-Old Puppies in a showdown that might be in doubt for the first three minutes or so but that’s about it. But I know you’ll still wander into the fray down below because of the assorted dick joke shenanigans, silly gifs and sexy pics, earthy cynicism and general frivolity. It’s what we do and we’re very proud that we do it so very well. So grab your commenting fedora, your pyjamas, your ice-cold beverage and that snarky sense of humour I enjoy so much and have at it.

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