Well, I do have some final thoughts on the Week 15 NFL side. Somehow, even though the league initials stand for No Fans Left, foolish advertisers are still paying gobs of money to see ungrateful athletes execute pre-determined game plans that results in rigged game outcomes! Think I’m wrong? What’s a catch? What’s a ball? Where’s the CTE I keep hearing about from the liberal players UNION left? Hey, you want a guaranteed paycheck, earn one.
I mean, Touchdown Seahawks? Come on, right?
But one man has stood up the stooges and the — yeah, let’s call ’em like we see ’em — Jews, at the NFL offices. One man has been a hero and now it’s going to cost him his career. Well, maybe I can’t protect him from being forced out by a bunch of liberal pedophile supporters but I can at least give him honest praise for being a master in his field and, now, serving as a martyr for what is right in America.
Coach Marvin Lewis. Coach Lewis, after 15 years as head coach of the Cincinnati Bengals — an ETERNITY in an NFL where the Bengals in-state rival Cleveland Browns have had EIGHT head coaches in that same span — has decided to forgo ANY contract negotiations in order to pursue other options. Wow! A man with 15 years experience and MULTIPLE post-season appearances just walking away from lucrative contract talks? I think that says a lot about the state of the league as well as the integrity of Coach Lewis.
Now, Coach Lewis has every right to walk away from a third-tier franchise in a league full of ungratefuls and thugs. My Cause My Cleats? More like My Felony My Sentence, right? You probably don’t know much about the Bengals roster but I can tell you — and you can believe me on this — that Coach Lewis was the only thing keeping the gangsters that make up the Bengals sideline from attacking fans every week. That team is like a halfway house for a bunch of cowards who use their God-given talents as a replacement for work ethic, rather than join the heroes in our armed forces. And though they work but one day a week but, of course, that one day happens to be on our own most holiest of the sabbath.
Then again, not sure I’d call it work when most games begin and end with men — MEN WITH LESS GEAR THAN ANTIFA AGENTS — taking knees. What ever happened to the coin flip? Or shaking hands. Seems like all these snowflakes want to do is fight with fans and get CTE, which they lie about.
So good on Coach Lewis for walking away. His stand is one that many more should follow. Until the NFL brings their players to heel, Coach Marvin Lewis’ protest is one that I can 100% get behind. I say, let the football league play with backup coaches. Now the onus is on everyone but Patriots coach Bill Belichick to take the exact same stand. Tell these owners to fix this league or walk!
So my final thoughts on Marvin Lewis taking a principled stand — during a highly successful season where, with weeks left, he is only one win away from being .500 at home — and walking away from the opportunity to see his team win multiple Super Bowl championships? Well, I think it’s courageous, heroic, and profiles just how easy it is for blacks to walk away from employment — which makes his motives even that much more humbling.
Bless you, Marvin Lewis, and I look forward to you coaching my favorite XFL2 team, the Charlottesville Drivers, anytime.
I think you are giving her a bit more cognitive credit than she deserves.
I can’t even get a rage boner for this idiot; more like a rage chainsaw.
Note to FBI/NSA; not a threat; this is a parody meant to express humor.
Anyone ever heard the rumor that she was a coked-up lesbian at UNLV before realizing there was $$ to be made in the Mouthbreather Sect?
Based on the dozens of skanks exactly like her that I knew in college, I’m 100% sure you are correct.
Unless this ended with this cunt dying on fire blowing JJ while he is vacuum-sealed by dak in a skirt with zeke hoping for a reach, and then it all gets aids of the eyes…don’t care.
Thought:
Maybe corndogs are just a cocoon that will hatch into some kind of hotdog butterfly.
I must make a shameful confession. I used to get a hate boner for Laura Ingraham back in the 1990s.
Her?
Yes, but when she was 35 and I was about 15.
I said it was shameful.
memories……
Eh, I’ve done worse.
Wait, you don’t mean the one in the red top, do you? Gross.
I just had the rage, no boner; plenty of hotter women during the fast-track 90s.
I can’t wait for Tomi Lahren to present her Final Solution to the NFL’s Patriotism Problem.
Inorite?
– H. Himmler
I don’t know why, but I saw her picture on my screen and I starting yelling “CUNT!” uncontrollably at the screen.
Maybe I’ve got Tourette’s.
I must have it as well.
I’ve seriously considered Tomi pieces as a replacement for the occasional fan letter to Cam Newton. I have never actually watched that show but I know there is no way I could stand to do a regular piece with this monster.
Pretty sure Tomi Lahren thinks the NFL stands for the same thing as the enlightened voters profiled here do (scroll to the end if your blood pressure cant take it):
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/08/donald-trump-johnstown-pennsylvania-supporters-215800
Change “pretty sure” to “100% certain” and that’s my stance.
I wish the reporter had asked them, in all earnestness, “do you ever worry that you were conned?”
Blatant misrepresentation. She should die at the end of her final thoughts. That’s what makes them final (though they’d also be her first).
That Charlottesville XFL2 team will still end up insisting that Marvin Lewis must coach standing at the back of the field, though.