Your “All Aboard The Band Wagon!” NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread

I’m only human. Well, that’s the excuse I use when I screw up. Not really though but I use that to explain why I almost always cheer for that team that comes out of nowhere and against expectations, plays well or has some sort of uphill battle. Yeah, I’ve cheered for Gonzaga. I’ve cheered for Boise State. Hell, in the early 80’s I cheered for Duke. Look, I hated UNC and Dean Smith that much. The Rams got off to a very quick start this year and I waited for their house to cave in as I knew it inevitably would. Not so fast, dicknugget! They turned out to be an 11-5 team after all. So now I’m all for ’em until they lose and next year I’ll move on to another team that can make me feel as though I can feel. Enough of that let’s head off…TO THE GAME!

Falcons/Rams:

Atlanta seems a wee bit scary to me. After they stumbled here and there they finished up the season at 6-2 with the only losses being against Minny and New Orleans. The O isn’t what it was last year (but still among the league’s best) but the D became a top 10 unit. They also ended the year as #1 in third-down conversions. That’s gonna come in handy today against a L.A. D-line that makes lesser qb’s stain their jorts. The Rams? They’re fun to watch because of a.) Gurley’s talent and b.) their love of the deep ball. This one is a coin flip to me.

If you’re not a football fan there’s oodles of other stuff going on including-

NHL-

The Kings, Bruins, Leafs, Senators (ugh!) and others are icing it tonight.

College Ball-

Oklahoma, (check out Trae Young) Duke, Villanova, Kentucky, Kansas and Gonzaga are on the hardest of courts.

NBA-

Houston and Cleveland and some others can bore you if that’s your thing.

If you’re not into any of that just post pics of girlies or gifs that make you smile. Don’t worry, the commenters are high but the bar isn’t. Go Get ‘Em!

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ThePirateSloth

Fuck. Off. Cris.

King Hippo

Christ and Sonny Jeebus

fleshwound_NPG

the stupidity that follows football is just amazing

Senor Weaselo

He who derps first!

clint greasewood

Get ready for some softcore smash mouth.

Gratliff

I’ve decided I’m also pro-Falcons, as Philly-Atlanta is probably the most likely scenario that doesn’t end with the Eagles being one and done.

Fronkenshteen

Anyone know the significance of the California 2GAT123 license plate I see so often in tv and ads?

Unsurprised
Fronkenshteen

Shanksh!

Mr. Ayo

Oops.

Smithchez

MUFFS FOR THE MUFF GOD

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Golden Globes: not black enough to be the BET awards, not gay enough to be the Tonys, not douchey enough to be the Oscars, and not interesting enough to make a dent in Seth Meyers’ career”

Unsurprised

Not internationally corrupt enough to be the Olympics

Doktor Zymm

If Robert Quinn’s parents were assholes they would have named him Quinn Quinn

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Harley

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Finn

Unsurprised

Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn Smith and yet I am the bad guy for hating both of them (he’s cast her in two or three movies. She sucks.)

Fronkenshteen

Mighty

King Hippo

Few things in Greater Footy are more amusing than Matty Ice running the ball

JustStopDude

I will never understand why people watch award shows at all.

Doktor Zymm

Part of being a sad, pathetic person is having sad, pathetic hobbies

Unsurprised

Uh …

theeWeeBabySeamus

If my insane ex wife was still alive I’d ask her for you.
She lived for that shit for some reason.

LOL…lived.

I really am going to hell, holy shit.

clint greasewood

Kroenke looks like the kind of guy to pay his prostitutes with a check.

King Hippo

and trust me, courtesans DO NOT like that shit.

litre_cola

Professional company?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Bitch you gotta endorse that shit!”

Doktor Zymm

And he probably tips with condescending helpful hints

herodotus450

Here’s a tip for ya, “Never put a stadium agreement in writing.”

fleshwound_NPG

what was that shit

King Hippo

the point of that was…

King Hippo

white guys dropping everything today

clint greasewood

Kroenke eating is groooossssss

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

It’s a Caesar salad with soul of St. Louis dressing

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit, now I’m hungry.
You guys are assholes.

King Hippo

Julio – game recognize game, yo

Spur

is that why he grabbed his ass.

King Hippo

Julio likes to RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!??

JustStopDude

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Gatoraids

As one of many people who had their fantasy leagues ruined by the Gurley owner fuck the Rams(
while desperately hoping for first pick next year)

King Hippo

hey, I lost David Johnson AND Deshaun Watson, but Gurley Man (and Baby Buster) still saved me.

Unsurprised
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I said we were done with foreplay!

King Hippo

LMAO, the U*NC guy said his high school

theeWeeBabySeamus

Because that’s the last classes he actually went to.

litre_cola
litre_cola

Oh they can RAMMIT! We had Tit clips last game so I assume it is RAM clips.

Dick E. Phuck

Aaron Donald is an absolute fucking beast.

King Hippo

we want SAFETY DANCE

Gratliff

I like the part where the scumbags start dying

theeWeeBabySeamus

Matt Ryan looks like my CPA.
I’m actually not joking…he really does.

LMFAO

herodotus450

Oooh everybody, look at mr moneybags here who as the means to hire a certified public accountant.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sheeeesh. Now I feel shame for no reason.

herodotus450

Ha, apparently there is such a thing as a non-certified PA.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, they can write prescriptions for about six months until the DEA catches up to them. I gotz one of those too.

(Physician’s Assistant… that is…once again I’m explaining my shitty jokes)

herodotus450

Yes quite the switcheroo since I was actually talking about Public Address systems. You think feedback is a joke?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This clip more or less encapsulates my mood after the second half of that Titans-Chiefs game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SSzuDZ58z0

ballsofsteelandfury

This is such a hot ticket that my buddy with season tickets bought his playoff tickets for less than the regular season Seahawks game.

Doktor Zymm

Sandwiches = happiness? Sure sounds like you’re promoting an eating disorder, Subway

Gratliff

Not if you’re getting them from fucking subway. I get them maybe once every 6 months and I swear it’s exponentially worse every time.

JustStopDude

Only in America could a company like that advertise itself as fucking health food.

Gratliff

“Our food is so healthy, we once helped a dangerous child sex predator live long enough to hurt innumerable innocents on our dime”

Unsurprised

And they helped cover it up. Subway is the JoePa to Jared’s Sandusky.

Unsurprised

The parent corporation is called Doctor’s Associates, Inc. What a craven, crass, wholly ironic name.

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I like reubens and all I could think of when they advertised their version is how gross it must be.

Unsurprised

Oh, God. No. NO!

Gratliff

My son was brave enough to get one there, and said it was good, but I believe it is literally the only reuben-like substance he’s ever had. So I have no frame of reference.

Unsurprised

Hey, now. I may eat my feelings, but at least I don’t do it at Subway. But, yeah, sandwiches are pretty good at making me happy.

JustStopDude
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Actually my favorite post KSK moment was when Ape got absolutely shit-faced and did a Q and A here.

Unsurprised

What?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I want to say it was 2016, and he got super trashed. I remember he absolutely shat on Monday Morning Punter, though.

fleshwound_NPG

michelle, you’re with me, leather

Fronkenshteen

The only thing about the Rams is, if one guy gets hurt (Gurley), they’re fucked. The Falcons aren’t like that.

LemonJello

Who’s Matty Ice’s backup?

Fronkenshteen

Matt Schaub, baby!

litre_cola

Pick 6 king!

King Hippo

eh, Julio would fuck ’em pretty good

King Hippo

what will the NE/TN spread be? 11?

theeWeeBabySeamus

It won’t be bettable.

Well not for anyone but you, anyway.

😛

King Hippo

nah, I will only be on JAX/PIT

theeWeeBabySeamus

Be careful. Give that one some thought if it happens.

King Hippo

moneyline, won’t have to bet that much for profit potential

theeWeeBabySeamus

Potential being the keyword.
Don’t go in early, is my point.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s gonna be a grower, not a show-er…is my point.

Fronkenshteen

More importantly, what will the money line be?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Again…not bettable.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I’m having nostalgia.

I remember when Clinton Portishead started their own blog, and then stopped coming to KSK after someone shit on it in the comments.

herodotus450

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Doktor Zymm

I’m gonna go the apparently unpopular way and say Yay Atlanta

ThePirateSloth

I’m gonna cheer for the Rams from here on out, because NFC West.

fleshwound_NPG

last two playoff games have seen a combined 43-point lead derpage

these coaches get paid money, as in, actual money

King Hippo

betcha like 1/2 of Tinseltown is there, such a hot ticket!

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/puts away book of tits jokes
/takes out book of RAMMIT jokes

No more foreplay, folks.

King Hippo

yeah!

LemonJello

Prepare our anuses (anusi???)? Prepare our anuses.
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Doktor Zymm

I don’t know, no matter how much fun they are to watch, I can’t quite bring myself to cheer for a team that’s moved. I hate it when the dick move works out well for the total asshole.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stop talking about me, Dok.

fleshwound_NPG

Tits were covered the first half, uncovered the 2nd

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Doktor Zymm

But is the Tits’ success as fake as THOSE tits?

Gratliff

Moreso

fleshwound_NPG

they beat the chefs and now play the greatriots…yup

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Mr. Ayo

So kickoff around 5:40?

litre_cola

We need to RAMMIT hard.

ballsofsteelandfury

No, we really don’t.

litre_cola

NON BELIEVER!

King Hippo

even Snoop Dogg likes to RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!

yeah!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, we do.
I’ll still drag him to the strip club….but I got scrilla riding now.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

How far do some of you go back?

I started reading KSK late ’09. Made a long-defunct profile in early 2011.

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t even remember…

LemonJello

I was only lurking near the end – 2013 or so…didn’t really get involved until the last couple years.

litre_cola

Well I was divorced in 2010 so then.

ThePirateSloth

I think I started commenting a few months after they started up.

Gratliff

Before 2010. Long enough that I don’t remember details.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lurking since ’07 or ’08, started kommenting in ’09 or ’10

Col. Duke LaCross

Lurking on KSK back in the Sex Cannon days, started unremarkably posting in ‘09 or so.

Spur

KSK. Eli just wanted to play squash. I was more active on FilmDrunk and WarmingGlow.

ArmedandHammered

Lurked for a long time after reading the Sex Cannon post.

King Hippo

exactly this

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m a relative newbie after avoiding Hippo’z insistence for far longer than I should have.

Doktor Zymm

I don’t quite remember….when did they switch from that really horrible liveblog format where every comment had to be manually approved? About six months before that.

fleshwound_NPG

started with the sex cannon, but didnt start kommenting until ’11

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Discovered it back in the Sex Cannon days but didn’t comment until the takedown of that column about Kaepernick’s thuglike tattoos. So… 2013?

Senor Weaselo

Drew’s first Rex Ryan post, a friend sent it to me.

Gatoraids

Also a child of the Sex Canon

Fronkenshteen

You guys are some smart bastids. Heard no one else giving the Titans much of a chance except here.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I did NOT give the Titans a chance.

King Hippo

+380 moneyline healed some Okie wounds!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
litre_cola

Doing good work sir. I would like to RAMMIT by 6.5 for the wee parlay. Thanks for the tip Hippo.

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