Don’t get me wrong-I think this will be a low-scoring, hard-fought tilt with plenty of hits and I’m all for it. What else do I be thinking? To know that we must go… TO THE GAME!
Minnesota/Philadelphia:
At long last more than a few denizens of The City of Brotherly Love will discover what it is like to throw up with a dog mask on their face. There won’t be any whips or the like involved but there could be a police baton or two making an appearance. Jason Kelce has informed the fans that there is some etiquette involved saying, “Remember, take off the mask before you spit on your buddy’s girlfriend. Manners are important!”
Injuries:
Safety Sendejo is out of concussion protocol and Adam Thielen is a go despite having ‘tiny cracks in his spine’.(?!) When you’re made of 100% grit these kinds of injuries are to be expected.
Matchup Mayhem:
Everson Griffin vs. Hal Vaitai: Hooo boy this won’t be pretty. Vaitai was ranked 47th out of 55 lineman in Pass-blocking Efficiency according to PFF. Griffin has 13 sacks so far and 61 pressures. Foles is a pocket passer that needs some protection. Does the qb have two consecutive non-Foles-ian games in him? We shall see…
Stats That Don’t Much Matter:
The Vikes have lost 5 straight NFC Championship games. They also have a 6-2 road record this year. The Eagles are giving up an average of 10.3 points per game at home since late October. Yikes. I guess it’ll come down to which qb makes the fewest mistakes. (shudders when he recalls Keenum’s ‘toss it up, see where it goes’ interception to Marcus Williams last week)
Bring your “A” game fellas and don’t forget to do your stretches!
Look at that, assdicks. YOU GAIN NOTHING by punting like gashes.
The opening of American Gods was less painful to Vikings
Everyone remember how Jaguras took a knee with 55seconds and 2 TOs
Thanks for reminding me!
/Eats Tide Pods
THESE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, I CALL KING ÆTHELRED THE UNREADY BECAUSE WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE A VIKINGS MASSACRE
Damn. Beast was such an asshole than kid me remembers.
How’s the NFC Title Game? Do we have a shot or are they already putting the Patriots name on the Lombardi trophy?
don’t even have the stones to go for it.
I miss him.
JJ Watt can choke on the whole bag of dicks.
But he’ll win that BS award.
I need to set a series of large fires
I’m man enough to admit I was wrong on the over
as always, I bet small where I was right, large where I was wrong
The Riders of Rohan can’t help you now.
I love you for this comment
if am gonna watch this crap, i’m gonna need more liquor.
“Melania? Is that you?”
So what would agonize the DFO majority more, the P*ts or the Cowboys going to the big show?
with DAK! not even close and u noe it
Pats. At least with the Cowboys it would be a change of scenery.
I’ve actually debated that internally quite a bit, at the moment, and for as long as Zeke is on the team, I’m gonna stick with FUCK THE COWBOYS
I know if they both made it I’d try to reenact The Sum of All Fears.
That’s a Sophie’s Choice if i’ve ever heard one.
Instead of the Super Bowl, let’s have a break dancing contest!
Gronk would still win that.
Perhaps, but it would still be more fun to watch
I just got a new refrigerator, glad I kept the box.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFuZxgR31S0
maybe show a little goddamned urgency?
Good job, Eagles. Now fulfill your destiny and lose in heartbreaking fashion to New England…Fuck me.
is a 21-point blowout considered heartbreaking?
Every Patriots Super Bowl win has been close and incredibly infuriating. I predict that this game will be no different.
It is their density
Those all seem like achievable goals.
-Eagles, Et al
2 yards! Wow, I am impressed!!
Encore
QUERY – will Mister Winkles convince Zimmer to go to Crazy Eyez FOAR the 2nd half?
Terrence Neumann has been garabage against Philly for 43 years. Look it up.
Nick Foles remains motivated to get his rightful place in NFL Hall of Fame canon
So, they’re still gonna play the second half? I guess I should watch?
Yes, for we all must stay. For the greater good.
Not quite the battle of field goals everyone anticipated.
I have a fire going and a cup of hot chocolate, so let’s try and keep things happy and not have this game turn into a turdfest blowout.
Well fuck.
So New England will definitely fail to reach the QB and give Foles that much time.
way to suck ass, suckasses
Good to see the Vikings going to shit so readily.
Dilly Dilly
That’s game.
LORDY MY GODEAGLEA
So, we all know that fumble will be ruled and incomplete pass when it happens at the Superb owl for Tammy, right?
dunno, WILL NOT BE WATCHING
That’s right. You can go tell BIG FOOTBALL we won’t be bullied into watching its bullshit.
There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out
If a double decker bus crashes into the patriots bus
I would watch a remake of Rocky Horror where it’s the Pat’s bus that breaks down instead of Brad and Janet
“Damnit, Barr, I was counting on you!”
– Justin Blackmon, who is not actually watching the game
Dilly Dilly needs to Stoppy Stoppy.
this is all Keenum’s fault.
You know what, fuck it, let the Eagles win. Let the Philly fucks get all worked up for 2 weeks only to see their hopes get crushed again by the Pats.
That whore mouth of yours…
Hopefully the Tomb Raider movie reboot has less snuff film-y moments than the game.
Guys I think Case Keenum sucks.
Log jamming ajayi just hereto fix the cable
They got them some Case Workers out there
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God dammit, the Eagles can not beat the Pats.
“It’s not like we would have let the Vikings win either…”
– Peter Morelli
Fuck you Keenum.
Like the asshole couldn’t see it coming
lol
https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/955230913209790464
EAGLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Welp, fuck everything. More.
GO suck your own dick, Keenum
Oh Keenum.
So the clock is running why?
I see this all the time outside of critical time plays. I’ve never understood it.
I will lose my $1700, but at least make $90 on my over bet.
THIS folks, is God’s sense of humour…
this Viking drive please Spur.
I would really enjoy professional football if the P*ts didn’t fucking exist. I could even stand being stupid and losing money at GAMBLOR. Just NOT THE P*ts.