Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week’s TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a “by request” theme for one of our good peeps, with only some brief mentioning of the Olympic goings on. But you guys obviously zigged when I thought you’d zag. So this week’s originally scheduled theme has been preempted until next week. This week will be all Olympics, all the time.
Apologies to the individual in question for the delay in his “by request” theme. But he’s only one of the people I’ve managed to piss off this week. We’ll talk about the other one when we get to the weirdness rundown.
For now, let’s talk Olympics for a moment…
Yep, it’s the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea.
You can watch the Opening Ceremonies on NBC tonight at 8pmEST Live and then….
Wait what? It’s not live? It happened this morning at 6am local time? Well that’s OK, it’s on the other side of the world, we have to allow for that.
But at least now that that’s over with, the competitions can begin and then….
Wait what? It’s already been going on for three fucking days???? For Jeebus’ sake is it even 2018 over there yet?
OK, so I guess you can watch the 14 hour old semi-Opening ceremonies tonight, then more of the competition which has been going on for 3 days already.
Kim Jong-Un and I are gonna have words about this. Dude might have a point after all. This would never have happened under his watch.
Oh relax yourself you crazy bastard. It was a joke. You’d have fucked it up so bad we wouldn’t see the results until July.
Go stroke your little missile or something. What a tool.
But I digress….
If you want to watch this stuff live, you can do so. And apparently there is a lot of it available. But most of it will have to be streamed over a broadband internet connection if you want to see the bulk of it, or if you want to see it live. And you cord cutters might have to pony up some extra scratch. You can learn more here(US) or here(Canadia). For you weirdos who live elsewhere, you’re on your own.
(Pssst…there are ways to stream it for free too but they’re technically “illegal”. I’m not allowed to give you those links here. NBC has the scratch to travel to Puerto Rico and sue our asses…particularly mine in this case. You’ll have to search for those yourself if you’re so inclined.)
But we’ll have more on the Sexy Patriotism brought about by the Olympic Games (Sexy Nationalism?) in just a little while.
But first….
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Another Week of More Weirdness
But before we get to the weirdness itself, the other person I pissed off this week (technically last week I suppose)…
I have to address an egregious oversight on my part last week. When I gave the weirdness rundown, for some reason I had a brain cramp and completely forgot to mention the wonderful Canadian weirdness that is Litre-Cola and his ongoing series of Offseason Quarterback Interviews. It really is one of my favorite new recurring features and my only excuse for overlooking it in the rundown last week is that I’m stupid. And I was probably also drunk. I honestly don’t remember if I was drunk because I tend to drink a lot and forget things. So if I was drunk, I’ve forgotten I was drunk. You see my dilemma here, right?
Unfortunately, Litre-Cola was unable to write this week, allegedly due to work/travel constraints. But I think he’s just mad at me**. I guess Canadians aren’t as forgiving as we all thought.
** Just kidding. He’s not really mad at me. (I think)
Seriously Litre, sorry once again for my oversight. I’m an idiot, but this is not news to anyone.
Anywhooooo….
Let’s get to the weirdness itself and see who I can forget and piss off this week, shall we?
Do yourselves a favor and do not miss out on Blaxabbath’s final Quotables weirdness of the season. You’re gonna miss it when it’s gone. There’s some funny stuff there and you all contributed.
I have it on good authority that BeastmodeAteMyBaby is concerned that Prisoners on the Pleasure Planet might be getting a little too weird for you folks. Since I know how weird all of you really are, I know better. Please go there and tell him so yourselves, however.
BallsofSteelandFury kept up his own brand of weirdness (well, one of them anyway) with AFL Beat. I have a feeling that if he lived down under (no that’s not a euphemism) that the AFL would be hiring him as a beat writer within the hour. They’re pretty weird down there, even the ones who aren’t neo-nazis.
In addition to BeerGuyRob’s tireless work with the nightly open threads, he found time to give me some (maybe deserved) good-natured(?) shit about my alleged gambling addiction. But he also contributed to the schadenfreude weirdness that we all love and is always even better when it comes out of Boston.
Speaking of schadenfreude and the P*ts sucking all teh ass, The Maestro to his credit did not let it get him down and still delivered on his promise of ongoing weekly weirdness.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly’s Request Line made its triumphant return earlier today, btw. That’s always fun, and almost always turns weird. Which is never my fault in spite of what he might say to the contrary. OK, maybe sometimes it is. Speaking of me, I myself contributed to the overall weirdness this week with this and this. And also of course BallsofSteelandFury’s and my newest episode of Goddess II (even though none of you have read that…not that I blame you).
But Wakezilla gets the prize this week. He made a triumphant return of his own, and even went a little dark, and made us all proud. Hopefully he’ll keep up the good work.
** Special honorable mention has to go to DonT , btw. His Superb Owl Open Thread now owns the record for most commented thread in DFO history. Please give him and yourselves a hand on that one.
That’s appropriate I suppose. Weirdness is the name of the game around here, after all.
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Something Random
I hate CenturyLink. If you live somewhere where they are an option for your internet/telecom needs but you have an alternative option, please do yourself a favor and take the alternative option.
I suspect that the reason this guy always looks confused….
….Is because his communications with the booth are always cutting out at the wrong time. JUST LIKE MY FUCKING INTERNET!!!!!! (yes, that was a stretch….I admit that. CenturyLink Field? Meh…nobody gets me. Still, fuck CenturyLink.)
*ahem*
Nice Michele Tafoya cameo in that gif, btw.
OK, enough of that. Let’s get to the Sexy I guess.
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Patriotic/Olympic Games Sexy
Don’t worry, I’m not going to keep you guessing about what the Sexy will entail tonight….
Our rules are simple. There might be some Sexy from actual Olympic athletes. There might be some Sexy from “fans” who are supporting their respective countries in one form of scantily clad endeavour or another. That’s pretty much it.
Enjoy….
OK, seems like a good time to take a break and switch gears and appreciate the “fans”. I know I’ve left out a lot of the athletes here. As always, feel free to supplement in the comments.
And listen to this while I’m searching for the next round and figuring out where/how to go….
Aaaand we’re back….
Wow, I didn’t realize how difficult it would be to collect Sexy Flag Girls on short notice. Oh well…
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Games Delayed Are Difficult To Bet
Shut up BeerGuyRob. 😉
But OK, that’s it for this week I guess. Go enjoy the spirit of competition. Even it if it is 14 hours old by the time you see it.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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At this point I’m assuming this entire show is computer generated, even the athletes.
Whoa, I’m trippin’ out!
The way they mispronounce the words adds to the song’s powerful message.
Who had cover of “Imagine” on your Opening Ceremonies cards?
Dammit I had the other Lennon song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ5PQppudHc
I bet on a Merle Haggard cover.
Pro tip: Any time a country has the word “democratic” in their name, there probably isn’t a whole lot of democracy going on there.
The more of those terms they have (democratic, republic, people, etc.) the less democratic!
China is only “The Peoples Republic of China,” NK stepped it up with “Democratic.”
/The inclusion of “democratic” almost makes me think NK is in on the joke; they don’t even pretend to have elections do they?
Americans may like killing other Americans, but Koreans love killing other Koreans. But they really love killing Chinese and Japanese, because the Chinese and Japanese are so good at killing Koreans. Other than the killing, Korea is the most boring of the Asian cultures.
trump’s tv show was on nbc, right? And the olympics are on nbc? And trump has spent the better part of a year drumming up pointless news about, wait for it, a country that is close the the other country holding the olympics? nbc paid what, 4 billion for the olympics tv rights? Buying an election is like a drop in the bucket compared to that.
/I’ll take my honrary doctorate in political science now please.
Who Fucks more the North Korea Cheerleader squad or Arizona State Cheerleader squad?
North Korea. ASU cheerleaders have access to food.
Are they going to cut to Pence doing fuck-all?
B-but sports aren’t the place for political statements!
In what universe is this doucher one mis-timed quarter pounder with cheese away from the presidency?
you know he grabbed Weir’s cock.
He thought it was mother’s.
I don’t know why, but when Katie Couric gives a human-interest background tidbit about an athlete, it makes me kind of hate that athlete.
Katie Couric covering a WVU national championship would make me hate my alma mater.
Counterpoint: her colonoscopy video from back in the day makes me think she digs anal.
In the 3rd quarter, the Heat outscored the Bucks 30-8. Must be return of Dwyane Wade.
WWWWWEEEEEEEEEE
Kazakhstan bid for the 2022 Games. It regularly gets to -30 below in the capital Astana in the winter. I wonder if that played into the decision…
The ski area by Almaty is actually pretty cool.
Well, also cool in the winter.
Beijing gets the Winter Games in 2022? It should be Harbin!
Shades of John Tyler!
Those flat earthers are on to something here.
No; they would not get the joke; too stupid.
Apparently having too many men on the ice doesn’t count for a too many men on the ice penalty anymore, so we got that goin for us
“I was ice last night”
– Aaron R.
WHAT YOU MEAN YOU NO MAKE CHANGE
Where’d you get the footage of me trying to ski?
What is “The DFO Olympic Team”? I’ll take Roamin’ Empire for $400.
“Olympic athletes from Russia.” Do the Olympic athletes from other countries get their own separate delegation?
Cheating Vodka-Colonic Commie Gulag Residents?
Ice Rams up 3-1 on Ice Dolphins. Nice to see hockey played between the two cities in the US that have never seen snow.
“There’s no more snow in Miami!?”
[jumps out window]
-(To Do: fill in famous coke using celebrity name here)
I dunno…Len Bias? Or too soon?
NAWT FACKIN FUNNY YOU FACKIN FACK! THE WAHRST TRAHHGEDY IN BAWSTAHN HISTORY NO ONE DENIES
A dude named Seamus O’Connor is carrying Ireland’s flag? The hell, you say?!
Is he drunk?
Wait.
How drunk is he?
It’s gotta be the only way to stay warm out there.
Henrik made a swear! Not because goal, but still!
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oh and happy Friday.
Director’s cut version of “You Can Call Me Al”
Estonian flag girl! Wow!
Shades of Plano East in
Long IslandBrooklyn!8 goals in the 3rd! EIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87H6m2v4zNs
If this were football, it would be 42-42 !
And let’s see, 5 of the goals in the last 5 minutes or so
Four goals on one powerplay for the Islanders to steal the lead. Though to be fair “four in one” is a Long Island tradition.
And the crowd at the Barclays Center goes mild!
Fingers or feet?
How’d you get Mike Pence’s Facebook page?
I hate myself when I laugh at something stupid.
I hated myself at least three times reading the pic captions.
Damn you, and well done.
Islanders have scored 2 goals so far on a 5 minute pp with 3 minutes yet to go
Now 3, yikes!
Goddammit (checks ESPN app) Ice Lions. As opposed to Ice Liouns, of course.
Tanith isn’t a real name, and if I was with her, that’s not the only thing she’d have to fake.
tardplow?
That is terrible; I like it.
Really didn’t want to submit that; couldn’t help it.
That dog is his cross to bear.
Dog up for finals!
A cheap shot by a Bertuzzi? What is this, 2003?
I can’t even begin to care about winter olympics outside of hockey, but I can’t decide what of the million things I want to watch to start first now that football is done.
The Bermudans get Bermuda shorts, that’s gotta suck.
She won an extra ball.
“!!??!!??”
-Lance Armstrong
I feel sorry for the people that worked their whole life for this moment, and then hear them cue “Gangham Style” before I enter.
Yes, Pence. Because rewarding N. Korea when they do something good is stupid.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/pences-bid-to-isolate-north-korea-at-olympics-falls-flat/ar-BBITRJj?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp
Apparently there are two players, currently playing, in the NHL named Sebastian Aho; that’s quite, rare.