Hopefully, you were able to stick it to the man and enjoy the first eight matches. Regardless, here are eight more for your gluttonous consumption.
#16(E) Radford (+22.5, N/A) v. #1(E) Villanova (6:50, TNT)
The Highlanders outlasted my Blackbirds on Tuesday night, but that and $3 will get you a cup of coffee. Nova won’t so much as let them hang around awhile.
#12(S) Davidson (+4.5, +175) v. #5(S) Kentucky (7:10, CBS)
This line keeps closing, and I don’t get it. Davidson has some hoodoo against Rhode Island, but I don’t see that translating to Kenfucky, who are legitimately in the zone, and red hot. Look for the better Wildcats’ defense to shut down the lesser Wildcats’ perimeter offense.
#11 San Diego State (+4.5, +175) v. #6 Houston (7:20, TBS)
Speaking of hot…both of these teams. I could see Houston going on a super-long run, but this matchup is dangerous as fuck. Should make for excellent viewing.
#14(E) Steven F. Austin (+11, +500) v. #3(E) Texas Tech (7:27, truTV)
Ordinarily, taking down a 3 seed would be asking a lot of just one guy, but Guns Up!! are quite overrated. Could definitely see this one going down to the wire.
#9(E) Alabama (+2.5, +125) v. #8(E) Virginia Tech (9:20, TNT)
Another very watchable game, though I suspect Roll Damn Tide may have shot their damn wad in the SEC tourney. Their PG is a legitimate star in the making (unlike Trae Young). VPI just annoys the fuck out of you until you find you’ve somehow lost by five or so.
#13(S) Buffalo (+8, +320) v. #4(S) Arizona (9:40, CBS)
What does Vegas know that is keeping this line in check like this? Shouldn’t Fat Sean’s NBA bunch run train on a MAC-tion side? I’m just confused here.
#14(W) Montana (+10, +475) v. #3(W) Michigan (9:50, TBS)
Michigan is white-hot, or rather, they were before taking like a month off since the B1G tourney ended. We shall see if that has an impact. I know fuck-all about the Griz.
#11(E) St. Bonaventure (+6, +225) v. #6(E) Florida (9:57, truTV)
We remember the Bonnies from Tuesday night’s comeback win against UCLA, and they get plenty of rest in prep for Thursday’s nightcap. The betting line is highly favourable, especially if one thinks the Gators kinda suck (as I do).
Coaches should just have to surrender to the FBI in postgame pressers as they are eliminated from this year’s tourney.
Stickied comment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFNEgdwjEhs
I would prefer a more Aztec method where they have to cut their own hearts out.
I absolutely demand the team captains as well for pro sports, especially football.
Safe to ignore AZ the rest of the night
Okem Dokem…time to go drink some vodka and then finish writing tomorrow’s Goddess II so everyone has something to ignore in the morning.
I won’t not ignore it.
Yes you won’t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, whut?
Sir, I will be at work until 11 am, I will need something to read.
I like to print it out and set my drink on it.
I will ignore after I am finished jackin’ to it.
There are some crezzy names on both the Gators and Bonnies.
Montana/Michigan is the latest game now, so I won’t have to stay up to the very end except for completionist reasons (ie, write in the final score on my 100% handwritten bracket)
So you are like those baseball guys who bring score books with them to the game?
Hippo’d have to leave the house to go to the game, so there’s your flaw right there.
My theory is that nobody disturbs the score taker guys so he would be fine.
That’s mighty fine corollaryin’ right there.
this is it, yes! And I can’t pay enough attention to keep score, even when I was coaching.
Oh Wildcats are heating up, this is good.
Talent Matters
Glenlivet 18 is good, you guys.
I am a fan of good whiskey. As I age (and drink less) I’m more like, I bet I can live with a single bottle a year — might as well just spend a hundred bucks on it.
My wife’s uncle drinks Johnny walker black and, sorry, that stuff is overpriced and not very good (to my unsophisticated palet).
I’m almost done with this bottle but probably have had it for 15 months. I rarely drink the hard stuff.
A keg of Bud light is changed every six seconds: A totally true statement from your friends at Anheuser-Busch.
hopefully changed for sommet different
Hey-O!
Een vat Budlamp wordt elke zes seconden vervangen: A totally truer, translated statement from AB-InBev.
And two 737s takeoff or land every five seconds. Coincidence? No, there is a proven corollary between the two, known as the “737 takeoff or landing / Bud Lite keg tapping Axiom” developed in the Advanced Mathematics Department at Carnegie Mellon University in a study funded by a consortium led by U.S. Steel and Heinz Co.
I’d settle foar a modified 737-200, btw.
😉
I will admit, never expected to see the Castrated Turkeys play tempo like this.
They really have become a solid squad. It’s very disorienting to watch.
I’m even expecting Buzz Williams to possibly grow a neck any second.
I expect a 2nd mini-head to pop out of his shoulder flesh
Mom?
Gonna have to narrow that down son, there’s two of ’em there.
Did Buffalo pay Sean Miller $100,000 to tank tonight’s game? Seems like it would’ve been worth at least a try.
maybe that “the world is against us!!1111” magic wore off
They’ll win. It’s just gonna be because they got talent. Won’t be pretty.
I just want to watch Bobby Hurley lose. Is that too much to ask?
Better go back to last night then. Otherwise you gotta wait a while.
you are a day late, my friend
He doesn’t coach Buffalo anymore? Oh shit, my brain.
AZ State. Buffalo is two coaches past him now (Julius Hodge was there a year).
Cheering for Alabama hoops is different than football right?
yeah, they’re basically Duke’s football team. Totes harmless.
– Mark Gottfried
Those are some ugly student-athletes
I am especially mad that Steve lost b/c the ML on the Bonnies is up to +245 and I wanted MOAR MONEYS to bet on them.
/in other words, go bet on FL
That’s gotta hurt
Is this from a porno? I really need to go out more.
I have no strong public opinion about this gif one way or another and totally will not be watching it all night.
Hollywood fake hit, but good acting.
That game was great.
This whole day has had some fantastic games, been a real pleasure, except for Oklahoma, fuck those guys.
Holy merde, they got a GREAT shot! Fabulous game, hopefully this gives HOU the jolt it needs to make a run. I hated not being able to cheer for the Aztecs. Love both teams.
I like them, but I have Michigan going to the final four in my bracket. Michigan is in their region.
the one time I didn’t pick HOU, I picked MICH. Tis tough sledding outta there.
Damn, I thought that was going in!
THAT’S WHAT SHEEEEEEE SAID.
We got Boise DFOers?
Holy shit, this Houston-San Diego game kicks ass.
uhhh…ua’s AssistNt coach wasn’t let go as much as he was arrested by the FBI.
Aw, crap. Sorry Aztec fans. I know there’s a few here.
This Houston Aztecs game is bananas
why they didn’t have 4 men on Rob Gray…
-Aaron Rodgers
Just checked in on the DFO Brackets Challenge.
I’m a lot dumber than I thought. And that’s saying something.
You guys don’t mind if I just delete the whole group, right?
That seems drastic…like a Final Solution, one might say.
(((March Madness Brackets)))
Formulierung?
Gesprengt Klammer Nacht
Mein Deutsch ist scheiße, was zum Teufel hast du gerade gesagt?
Busted Bracket Night, Herr Oberer Gruppenführer
Heheheh.
Nicely done.
tied FOAR first!
You damned showoff.
Maybe I’ll just delete you.
Fuck, Steve deserved to win this match.
Really need Bama to show up tonight, I may have over bet it.
I think VPI is a verrrrry tough matchup for them. Especially since it’s mostly “shut down one guy.”
Steve is getting fucked in the ass. And not the consensual way, which is fine and dandy.
Is this an excerpt from “Fire and Fury” that didn’t make it past the editor?
Damn, that Wolff really had access.
#DominanceRituals
Yoooooouuuuuston is cocking up their lead, as usual. Another Hippo national finalist (this one, in two brackets).
Whippet good boy.
Meme missed out on that opportunity.
Hehehehehehehehe. Can’t stop laughing at this.
Also I’m a little sleep deprived, so maybe that explains it?
But that’s funny as fuck.
Devodog is a good dog.
Did that last 3 maybe get some Davidson bettors a push?
probably some, the line moved around from 5 to 4.5
At the very least it did show the bettors a lot of grit and determination.
To be featured prominently in TED Talks and LinkedIn profiles, no doubt
Vanessa is divorcing Don Jr as a ploy for them to hide assets. Thoughts?
es posible
Unlikely to be very effective, though.
I could see them thinking they were super clever and like the first ppl ever to think of it, though.
That’s basically any Trump’s modus operandi. He’s genuinely shocked and pissed that anyone would dare interrupt his grift.
Just wait until Mueller drops the penny that Tits McGee is SOL, but maybe she can keep enough to live on if she spills enough to be worthwhile.
It’s all gonna be delicious. Meanwhile, the Breitbart crowd still thinks Obummer and Killary are gonna be arrested any day now.
Being stuck in the 1820s will do that to people…
I appreciate a good conspiracy but how fucking absolutely fucking retarded and void of any sense of analytical thinking that you think Hillary/Obama/MCCAIN are going to be cuffed anytime soon?
Well yeah….this.
And it was DJT’s idea.
Yeah, if asset forfeiture is part of any penalty (and it will be), Mueller’s gonna vacuum up every last ruble.
She wouldna done it if didn’t have a deal in place.
She probably had to sign a prenup prior to marrying him, so probably not.
Nice trolling by UK here. Again, FUCK DAVIDSON.
Is this a Brexit thing?
MAYBE
I trust everyone had a productive day.
Did you hack my webcam?
Stay tuned for a future Sexy Friday…
“Sexy Friday: Fat Guys Who Do Nothing!”
Who’s hacking whose webcam now?
Stupid Sexy SonofSpam.
Shit, I thought I had my webcam turned off while writing Sexy Friday.
I blame Stephen Hawking.
OK, just glanced at the day thread; no need to answer.
TIIIIIIIIIIITS FROOOOOOOOMMMMMMM SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEE!
awwww, lookit the honkies try to be athletic
Nice tits.
bout time somebody noticed!
HEY. As a honky, I’m really…uh…unathletic. Carry on.
Does being Jewish make you extra honky?
Who let the globalist in here?
George Soros and the Rothschilds, of course.
Who do you think bankrolls this blog?
There are Jews in Puerto Rico now?
Just in the banks.
Descendants of Juan Epstein.
ana two Epstein
probably was originally Captain Morganstein too
He bought out his partner, Rodrigo Rabinowitz.
The diaspora spread farther than the lamestream media would have you know.
hey we r all equal amongst cucks here imo
Unless you are asking an Eastern European…yes
“Extra crispy.” c. 1943.
Huzzah, Mongo!
When you realize “I gotta leave this fucking pud, post haste.”
Ex Mrs. Trump Jr looks like she had the tanning booth set to “Broil.”
They both look like they smell a rancid fart and think the other one is to blame.
Extra crispy.
is that a drag queen?
No, he’s one of the president’s retarded sons.
On the left? Probably.
I didn’t have a boner, but this pic would have kilt it.
Mongoloid looking fucker drains 2!
Kenfucky playing with a lot of poise. Lots of weaker teams would have folded here.
They want those victory escorts that coach Cal promised them.
I say before choking the 1-and-1
Too bad. I’d have much rather faced the white players.
the only thing the truTV cares about (in this budding 3/14 upset) is the trailing team’s 2 dunks. The NBA-ization of Murrika continues.
In better news, Steve up 8. With the ball!
Go TEAM BIONIC!
I look at this all white Davidson squad looking to upset some young black men and wonder why this game isn’t a Fox News Alert.
I bet THEY would be proud 2 meet President Trump ,, smgdh
They were about to, but then this really exciting car chase came up on their news feed that they just couldn’t resist.
This is some scary shooting but I’d like Arizona and Ayton against UK. Ayton/Ristic can put in 35 against that front court.
Bad giveaway.
Living somewhere with generally casual dress, it’s funny to see basketball coaches being like the only guys in town who need to wear suits (sorry but fuck attorneys NAWT serving as a US Special Council or porn star lawyer).
I don’t have a problem with it. Now baseball managers wearing the fucking uniform like its the 1940’s and Dusty Baker is going in to cover short spot in the 7th…that is moronic to me.
Oh I like that about baseball. Like, what would be the proper outfit to sit in the dirt? I don’t want to see some dude in slacks and a team polo,
Have the manager dress as the mascot.
Football coaches dressing like Phys ed teachers is also fucking stupid to me.
I feel like they should be in suits.
FUCK OFF, Davidson. Blech.
I concur.
Arizona by 9. Thoughts?
It burns when I pee…
I would bet it not. Gun to head, probably take AZ
Well you can carry in AZ so it could happen. I love seeing the retirees up there on Harley’s with a sidearm. What could go wrong with an 80 year old on a powerful machine carrying a weapon?
with sunstroke, no less. possibly on a peyote trip.
Speaking about retirees in Arizona, thoughts on Sam Bradford to the Cards?
Makes sense to me. Sheriff Joe would NAWT be happy if they signed Kaep.
Roanoke, there is a mini scandal about conceal carry…
https://www.wsls.com/news/virginia/roanoke/former-roanoke-social-services-employee-claims-she-was-fired-for-having-concealed-carry-permit
She claims she was fired from the local social security office because she had a permit. The story took off.
In reality, she had been instructed numerous times about “performance concerns, attendance, dress code issues and unprofessional behavior”. After a year or so, she got shitcanned.
Give the points. This team hits free throws.