Time to get all liquored/pilled up and go back into heavy channel flip mode. Talk about timing, huh?
#8(MW) Seton Hall (+4.5, +175) v. #1(MW) Kansas (7:10, TBS)
Whoa, what up with this line? HIPPO SMELL TRAP. This game is in the state of fucking Kansas, remember. Yeah, I know The Hall beat the tar shit out of mah Shitty Wolves ™ – but really, that just means they are capable of watching film. Still, I ain’t bet this either way.
#5(W) Ohio State (+3.5, +155) v. #4(W) Gonzaga (7:45, CBS)
Both these bunches of overrated cumstains should have lost in the first round, and we would be talking Spartans/Jackrabbits. Wouldn’t that be a vast improvement? Instead, you get one more night being reminded that Dan Dakich somehow, someway bred. Go Zags (spits on ground).
#6(E) Florida (+1.5, +110) v. #3(E) Texas Tech (8:40, TNT)
Another matchup that chaps my ass. Neither really much belongs here, but the Bonnies didn’t show up, and Steve Austin caught some rough breaks (and shite calls) late. They are pretty much the same side, and the line reflects same. Perhaps they will manage to entertain us? Anyway, I like Guns Up!! from a cheer talent perspective.
#6(W) Houston (+3, +145) v. #3(W) Michigan (9:40, TBS)
Here is your real showdown of at least the night session, probably the entire Saturday slate. Winner gets the pleasure of whipping U*NC’s ass next week, and meeting Xavier in a magnificent regional final. Methinks JV Yoooooooouston gets it done, and I’m sure Al Michaels was just as offended not to get better odds on our moneys here. C’mon, Meeeechigan is s’posed to be a public team, FFS!
Holy shit nice call on the trap line, Hippo.
So I celebrated St. Patrick’s day by having samosas and nachos for dinner.
Way to spare the potatoes for those in need
-Ireland, 1846
HA SEE THAT’S WHY I LOVE SENOR!!!!!!
He gets me!!!!!!!!!!!
You comment is a blight.
(that’s a potato famine joke, btw)
Also we had ramen for lunch. And saw A Wrinkle in Time. It’s not good.
Refs will not let UM lose
Sooooo, anybody else got a bracket they “forgot” to put in before I lock the door again?
And yes Fronk, you are there now.
It’s not just in Japan.
(sheepishly) thanks!
No, I’m quite aware of my failness, thanks.
Yeah, but I don’t want to rub it in with my best bracket
Yo. The Death of Stalin is super funny, especially with a good audience.
so much fuckery
My fat hurts
That’s a fucking poem.
UMBC ML now down to +390 and has become restricted.
Interesting.
I think UMBC gets crushed in their next game.
BOOOOOOOOO!
Fronkenshteen, in case you don’t see it below, I’ve unlocked the brackets.
Jump on in.
This GIF has broken my brain … well it and the Bourble … and my shitty bracket.
/pours another
//streams AFLW
Hey, the game is back on. Wooooo!!!!!
So far I have gotten every game right, including the UMBC upset. It’s too bad I forgot to submit a bracket.
HA!! Airball, you prick.
Well that’s another reason why I keep myself shaved!
/Marks that down for “when a girl’s actually attracted to me”
//The first reason is because I already get stopped by the authorities around the globe; a beard would somehow make it worse.
FUCKING NAZIS, DUDE
-Poland, 1939
Not so much Poland, 2018 though.
Put $57 on Michigan at $215 to give me some GAMBLOR solace if it all falls apart. BUT PLEASE DON’T FALL APART!!
Oh shit, Howling III is on. just a great bad movie.
As hilariously ridiculous as Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf!?
better. If you like bad movies check it out. A town is named Flow.
Rob Gray, y’all!
I just finished watching Justice League. It was OK. It’s not nearly as bad as people make it seem. The first 30 minutes are bland, but then it gets decent, and sometimes even good.
These DC movies are starting to remind me of Metallica’s St. Anger album. Listen–or in this case watch– it after the vitriol has died down, and you can actually find things to like.
I’d recommend watching this sometime in the summer when there’s nothing else to do. You’ll like it more.
u shld have ben here with us ,, smgdh
Spending Time with my parents before we leave in 2 weeks. Their passive aggressive angst fuels me.
The only justice league I need is the American East Conference.
/Home of UMBC
This just came to me, but HOU is really basketball SMU, ain’t it?
The whores of Houston just collectively shuddered, but they don’t know why.
Guns Up!! returned Mr. Ayo into sole possession of 1st.
While some of us are dropping like cinder blocks tied to a body and dropped down the well.
At this point, go personal worst!
Woohoo! I’ll stop drinking when I fall out of first place.
Shit, he’s dead, Jim.
Merely a liver wound. I’m getting better!
Even if I picked UMich, my bracket’s fucked anyway and this cute oboist who I didn’t ask out last week after the opera because I’m a dumbass went to Houston, so… go them!
/She’s also Canadian, but I do not think Maestro knows her. Or knows her.
What’s her name? I may know her if she’s from West Canadia
She is not.
The hipster man bun is a bad hair choice anywhere. But it’s especially horrid on a basketball court.
Are Mavis and Ann gonna fuck, or what?
Hey, I fucked up like Game Time Decision and created a bracket but didn’t enter it into the DFO contest, even though I signed up. I’m dumb. Could you back door me in, too? Thanks and sorry.
Unlocked. Get your ass in here before someone calls a cop.
But yeah, you should be able to stick it in now.
– Deanna Favre
I think I’m in.
She doesn’t.
Methinks we’ll be seeing more of Elvin Hayes. Wink wink
– Wes Unseld
as an NC State guy, I think it’s only right that HOU gets they title with a NC-based star and coach
“SIGH” – Deanna F., Hattiesburg, MS
Who are those double doubles next to Elvin?
That’s a chesty dame sitting next to Elvin Hayes.
yep, noticed that as well
I am proud so many of us did
So is Brent Musberger.
broken flowers was boring
mmmmmkay.
yeah, this is one rare movie that made me weep in public
I wept for sure at the nude scene…..
/OK, that scene was pretty funny
without looking it up. Name the Fab Five.
1) The Thing
Webber, Rose, Jackson, Smith, Jones
ha on smith and jones. Jimmy King is #4. Forget 5th
Webber King Rose the ugly one that played for the Wizards and Zeppo
Zeppo was the best.
Nice of George Martin to get the recognition he deserves!
Took me a second
Nice.
The first horseman rides a white horse and is the Anti-Christ. The second rider, war, mounts a red steed and carries a sword. The third horseman rides a black horse is famine and holds a pair of scales. The fourth horseman, who sits atop a pale horse, is called Death.
Who’s the fifth?
Do we dislike getting teased with the hopes of JV Youuuuuuston opening up a working margin? Yes we do, Other Hippo!
anyone in action on this last game?
SIGH, plenty on mah Cougs (maybe $200-250 total). All ML. Refs buying all the flops now.
Oh goddammit thunderstorms and DirecTV.
Fuck you both. I no can see games now.
I’ll probably lose power and won’t be able find porn and wank it later too.
Stupid sexy thunderstorms.
Alright, I’ll bite. Is that a goat?
well, half
I like this.
That looks like a goat.
That’s not Tommmy Brady.
You city boyz crack me up.
Yes it’s a fucking goat for chrissakes.
STOP MAKING IT WEIRD!!!!!!!
Somewhere a baby is gumming a tin can.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE
GYNECOLOGIST.
This girl in these SoFi commercials? The almost black girl with the curly almost blonde hair?
She’s hot.
Oh please, stop singing, what fucking key is that?
What a doo-doohead ending.
I love the socks that aren’t quite the same color as the skin paint
Hulk burn victim, need graft.
AND the slippers!
BIG 12 (ISH)
Coincidentally, last time Guns Up made the Sweet 16, they lost to WVU.
are you ready to lose to Black Lung Cumstains tomorrow?
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
/seriously, I don’t know what the line is, but, take Tracksuits.
12.5 now
That was pretty badass. May have underestimated Guns Up!!
That final sequence was not badass. Lucky SOBs.
Wow!
Who just bought a new Auto Club battery in a Ralphs parking lot?
(hint: it was me)
It’s a pretty good battery! My car is much faster now, and cornering is greatly improved. Plus, this battery model is a real pussy magnet, according to Jorge, the Auto Club battery guy.
Batteries have multiple uses!
It beats ralphing in the Auto Club Battery parking lot.
So you got that going for you.
Battery-flavored Italian ice? How does it taste?
NBA Jam really ahead of the curve in 1994
(Dicks) in and out!
herodotus is on fire
BOOOOMshakalaka!
Speaking of geezer moments….
In my day…..
We didn’t congratulate a guy for missing a fucking free throw. If you want some love, make it next time you fucking useless asshole.
Kids today gotz it sooooo easy.
WE WILL SHUN AND OSTRACIZE YOU!!!
/looks up stats
FOR 13% OF YOUR FREE THROW SHOTS!!
Red Raiders!
My son misses a sniper shot.
Girlfriend: ‘Wow, you’re really good at this game.”
Son, that’s what we call “a keeper”
Bad news, I just checked DFO Kids and found this:
“I keep missing easy shots in Fortnite to make my old geezer dad feel better which is simultaneously impressing my girlfriend.”
-Richard Cornblower
My son just laughs at us.
My daughter is the one you need to watch out for.
I feel like fucking a guy who rolls sniper is an act of charity
Seriously, can he go medic or support? Be somewhat useful.
I played TF2 for a hot second and I mostly played Medic because I’m a lousy shot. Or Pyro/Heavy because fire and miniguns don’t need aiming.
I also played TF2 for a hot second
8 years. Jesus fuck.
You mean you wouldn’t be all over this?
No sir. I was a demoknight troll, which would come to define my entire team-based FPS career.
GUNS UP!!
Pew Pew Pew
I hit my parlay, thank you.
Spurs are pulling away. they needed this game.
Do we not have the technology in the engineering/design department to make a rim that can’t do the wedgeball?
I doesn’t seem that complicated IMHO.
Counter point: Wedgeballs are awesome.
I’m just gonna go ahead and presume we’re talkin’ ’bout different kindsa wedgeballs.
You must a VERY saggy scrotum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERm_WNxGs1U
Lucky he’s white, or they’d have been playing HORSE with pistols
when did Vincent Adultman get the UF head job?
Rob Gray is allowed the top knot b/c he’s an actual samauri.