NFL News:
- The Patriots have traded Brandin Cooks & a 4th-rounder to the Rams in exchange for the Rams 2018 first-round pick & a sixth-round pick.
- At least Dreamboat still has Gronk. For now.
- For statistical purposes, the Rams now have only one third-round pick, three fourth-round picks, and two sixth-round picks in the 2018 draft. They also have given up a second-round pick in 2019.
- The Rams now look like the George Allen [Redacteds] of the early 70s that had no rookies.
- The emphasis seems to be on ensuring that their new stadium is full to capacity when it opens, with hopefully a defending Super Bowl champion inside it.
- The NFL offseason workout program dates have been announced.
- to quote: As per Article 21 of the Collective Bargaining Agreement, each club’s official, voluntary nine-week offseason program is conducted in three phases:
- Phase 1: Strength & conditioning, plus rehab assignments
- Phase 2: Individual player instruction & drills; no live contact or offence vs. defence
- Phase 3: 10 days of OTAs
- No live contact is permitted, but 7-on-7, 9-on-7, and 11-on-11 drills are permitted.
- Expect Gruden to be grinding about that.
- Mandatory veterans minicamp
- No live contact is permitted, but 7-on-7, 9-on-7, and 11-on-11 drills are permitted.
- In addition, each club may hold a rookie football development program for a period of seven weeks, which in 2018 may begin on May 14
- Which means the Draft is just over three weeks away.
- Most teams are starting either April 9 or 16.
- The exceptions are the Falcons & Bears, who got started today.
- to quote: As per Article 21 of the Collective Bargaining Agreement, each club’s official, voluntary nine-week offseason program is conducted in three phases:
- The Cowboys have ROCKED the ticketing world by dumping
TicketnaziTicketmaster for SeatGeek.- They have also bought a stake in the company.
- SeatGeek is looking to expand beyond its resell market.
- If it’s Tuesday, it must be “Stealing from Crimbeat!”
- Prosecutors in Florida will not pursue felony charges against New York Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson.
- Anderson was arrested on suspicion of multiple charges after he allegedly failed to yield during a traffic stop.
- He was formally charged with reckless driving on Friday.
- “The felony charge was downgraded to a misdemeanor charge due to a possible discrepancy regarding the initial estimated speed, but there is no doubt that the defendant was driving recklessly,” the State Attorney’s Office said.
- Of course, he also faces…THE GINGERHAMMER!
- Drew Brees has sued Vahid Moradi of CJ Charles Jewelry in San Diego over alleged fraud.
- Brees claims that he purchased roughly $15 million worth of jewelry, and that it was independently appraised at being worth $9 million less than the price Brees paid at the time for the items.
- The defence lawyer sounds like a real
dickadvocate for his client:- “Drew Brees aggressively purchased multi-million dollar pieces of jewelry,” Eric M. George told TMZ. “Years later, claiming to suffer ‘cash flow problems,’ he tried to bully my client into undoing the transactions. . . . Mr. Brees’s behavior and his belief that he was wronged because the jewelry did not appreciate in value as quickly as he hoped both demonstrate a lack of integrity and contradict basic principles of both economics and the law.”
- Prosecutors in Florida will not pursue felony charges against New York Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Bruins at Lightning – 7:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet1
- Stars at Sharks – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Raptors at Cavaliers – 7:00PM | TSN4
- Warriors at Thunder – 8:00PM | TNT
- Spurs at Clippers – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN5
- MLB:
- White Sox at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Indians at Angels – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Rangers at A’s – 10:00PM | Sportsnet360
- Futbol:
- 2018 CONCACAF Champions League:
- Semifinal Leg #1: Toronto FC vs. Club America – 8:00PM | TSN
- 2018 CONCACAF Champions League:
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- the “go home” show before Wrestlemania.
- expect lots of talk but no risk of injury.
- the “go home” show before Wrestlemania.
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Many, many thanks to Hippo for the hoopsball coverage and the associated nights off. Did I waste them? YOU BET!
Gentlemen …
Holy shit, that’s awesome.
Question for the commentist party…
Should one hypothetically regret wasting two years of emotion on someone who can’t be bothered with you when the chips are down? Or is it better to be happy that you’re not willing to waste a third?
Glass half empty vs half full? What say you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2LgLbs4mIU
Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it.
So if you can be happy for the not wasted third year, do that.
Agreed. Thanks.
Trying my best.
It’s a sunk cost fallacy, not a sinking cost fallacy. Man the lifeboats!
Yep, big time. Sadly, when emotions are involved instead of money, tWBS be not so smrt.
That’s what you have a chatroom full of lawyers for.
Meh. The worst part is knowing it’s my own fault. I’ll say no more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2XfVml6o24
Well that was an unnecessarily long work dinner.
Booze at least?
Just as long as you didn’t stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend the rest of the dinner explaining that, but no one’s going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it.
(That is a surprisingly great quote.)
If you wanna finish early, ask to split a dessert, demand to share the spoon / fork.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raRGnueg8Lo
Seamus, after the third date…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MC4QCidHrs
And much like all the babies out there, it’s time to crawl into my crib. Nighters.
Nite dude. Sleep well.
Thanks for making me laugh, fwiw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKz2U4fvA4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q
Can’t wait for Friday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmLJHAUMOzk
Hahahahahaahaha.
Well played.
Dick.
No matter what; that series can’t hold my attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGzmLl73TZ8
Seamus, before things went south…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxu0x43d-W0
Hehehehehehehe…that was funny up there smart guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrWsmlJSiw
Seamus, after the second date…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_3G4xqSDQ
Watercolor or oil pastel?
Charcoal. Very risqué, especially in segregated states.
Bonus point if the brush used was also the dude’s junk.
“His intermittent traces suggest anxiety and early-stage Peyronie’s Disease.”
I forgot. What movie is this from?
“My Dinner with Andre”
“Ma! Miss Harlot ’53 winked at me. Is we married now?”
I am fucking up. Shouldn’t of drunk but drank. My reward will be (even MORE) icy silence at home. HOORAY ALCOHOLISM!!
Please pull your shit together. People are counting on you.
But only to 20.5.
Oh no wait….that’s me.
“People are counting on you.”
Really, Moose? He’s not an abacus, he’s a human being!
Silence at home? And drunk? Sounds like a win to me.
Pretending???
Well looggit GLOREEGUYROB and his big shiny Canadian gold Madness medal. You don’t hear me bragging about my bronze! That’s because third is the gritty man’s medal. The lunchpailer. The every man. He deserves his share of the resp–
/Is nominated as the Republican candidate to the Indiana State Senate
Silver Medal is shine! WOOOOO SO MUCH SHINE!!1!!1!
reel Winners don’t get metals or trophys imho
hehehehe
So, Drew Brees’ grounds for his lawsuit is more or less that he’s an idiot?
Hell, I gotta get in on that action. I’m the biggest idiot there is. I could be rich.
Ha ha ha while you all were playing your stupid basketball brackets I was racing in the real-time Volvo Ocean Race, Leg 7, from Auckland New Zealand to Itajai Brazil through the Southern Ocean and around Cape Horn, and I finished today with a leg-time of 16 days 23 hours 13 minutes and 38 seconds coming in at very respectable 19,497th place oh man oh man I’m the coolest cat there is you betcha.
note: not on an actual boat
“But did you roll it?” -FailRace
Boots on teh Ground!!
“But Coach, was it a CARBOAT?”– Chad Ochocinco
:fart noise:
I’m gonna write that one down for future use.
Hahaa! 90.1% is an A- is my book.
Wisconsin done elected a LIBTARD WOMAN!!111 to its Supreme Court ,, smh
Evenin commentists I hope you are all well.
Baaaaaa…errrrrr I mean…’Sup.
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PBS; the lost episodes.
We need a good long…draft and ground war…no deferments…
Goddamn, this is good
With all due respect…you’ve all got it wrong, btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l5N2eKdvL4
Wow that looks good.
And also should probably be illegal.
that looks poisonous.
o/u on how many heart attacks 16 yr old tWBS had during this 44 seconds?
Bet the over…just saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K3UJUmHREQ
16? Guess I was focused on other things at that age.
I was too.
But Dad was NCSU alum before me. I was raised wolven.
Honestly…the night this happened might have been the happiest I ever saw my father.
Granted, at that age 44 seconds…….
YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING!!!!!
The sports I watched with my dad were Friday boxing and Grand Prix racing. He gave NFL a try because I liked it but never got into it that much. Friday boxing was a long time ago, damn.
Howdy all.
Hehehehe…I really miss Far Side.
Are they there to RETURN THE SLAAAAB?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFREs4GaJVU
Tie game and Claude Giroux has 2 games to get 3 for his first 100 point season.
Or maybe not. Isles 1 goal away from Isling yet another game away
With all due respect to @balls, this was the greatest NCAA final in history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duu3JLjVMZY
And this, of course, was the greatest three minutes and fifteen seconds of play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edylGVZXIQc
I know there’s not much love for UConn here beyond me and Horatio, but of the five times they have been to the final four, they have won the title four times. That’s amazing.
I just ate a pre-made Greek Salad from my grocery store. If the world ended right now, I’d be doubly disappointed…
Hey, it may be just a salad, but anal is anal. Die happy, my friend.
Dear Fantasy Sexbag, is it normal that my salad wants anal a lot? I mean, like I’m getting it a couple times a week. Is that ok?
Most Under-Rated Kitchen Implement?
I’m going ‘turkey baster’-she drinks like a sailor and ensures that the interior is moist and the skin is golden brown. What more can you ask of a plastic tube?
From what I’ve heard (honestly not sure who at this point, maybe Hermana Weaselo via Tumblr?) if you slash all four tires it gets covered by insurance, so maybe slashing three?
found a funny:
earth sucks nothing works. only like 2 volcanoes ever go off. have to wash dishes before i put them in the dishwasher. so tired of this shit.
a big, fuck off volcanic explosion would be a cool way for the world to end
What’s the ML on the Yellowstone Supervolcano?
I mean, it’s due amirite??
Long overdue.
I’d certainly prefer that over a nuclear apocalypse.
Flyers beat the best team in hockey and immediately get smoked by the fucking Islanders. Love this team.
If we’re going back in time, we might as well go back to the greatest moment in college basketball history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjgPfFjPsio
I did enjoy this quite a bit, but the next year sucked eggs. Still believe Larry Johnson was shaving points then.
The next year never happened.
Those grandma-ma costumes didn’t come cheap. Jesus, Hurley looks like he’s fucking 14.
geeze
I’m sure y’all got some examples of guys that ‘out-coached’ the opposition-lay them out here-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d69FYrAGnRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWKULiNY-VE
“Can do!” -Sal Alosi
Best back-to-back leadoff home runs in el beisbol? chuh chuh!
/2 bills at +118
Stanton with the platinum sombrero (0/5, 5 Ks). Cue the “Why did we trade for Stanton” white-hot taeks. (Meanwhile, Didi Gregorius has 8 RBIs on the day, and is still knighted by the Dutch and all.)
found a funny:
2013: omg hahaha a major brand’s twitter account used the word bae
2018: the Wendy’s twitter account just told me to go fuck myself.
“Drew, this trouble that you’re going through? Don’t worry too much about it. Things could be worse.”
-Mina Brees
I can understand suing a jeweler when it’s genuine fraud (like he sells you a “chocolate diamond” but it’s actually a piece of poop) but complaining that it’s not worth as much as you want it to be sounds kind of lame.
I am interested in what aggressive purchasing is, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-dYhXyOa20&ab_channel=TheMagicalSeaOfTater
I have discussed chocolate diamonds with multiple (like 2) women, and the consensus is that any receipt of chocolate diamonds as a gift would result in castration.
Whether the Rams FO is using meth or math, they be getting things done!
Little of column A…
mæth?
“If you’re waiting to see the Nets battle the 76ers…”
Okay, Michael Kay, let me stop you right there. Nobody is waiting for that.
Congrats on being the best basketball guy at hoops prognostipicking.