NFL News:
- Citing “health issues”, Richie Incognito has decided to retire.
- “I’m done, I’m done, that’s it,” Incognito told The Buffalo News. “It’s been a long career. My liver and kidneys are shutting down. Nothing I can’t restore with some balance, but the stress is killing me.
- Shady has feelings on the issue:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhZd4F1BZ36/
- Current & former Raiders are also dropping hints about former punter Marquette King.
- Cordarrelle Patterson said King was “kind of a diva”.
- Bruce Irvin wants to line up against him first time out. Likely to discuss dining options in Denver.
Yo twitter followers cant save yo ass when u in between them white lines! 😂😂 😂😂
— Bruce Irvin (@BIrvin_WVU11) April 10, 2018
Got approval. Got fine money too. 😩😩😩😂
— Bruce Irvin (@BIrvin_WVU11) April 10, 2018
- FOX announced that color-rush uniforms will disappear from the 2018 Thursday broadcast schedule.
- But teams are still free to keep them as an alternate jersey.
- Aaron Rodgers is on a philanthropic mission with his girlfriend, race car driver Danica Patrick, on behalf of Starkey Hearing Foundation to give hearing aids to people around the world.
- They are currently in Asia, which is how this photo came to be.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhYovmxgutz/
Finally, the NFL is releasing the preseason schedule tonight on the NFL Network. I assume they’ll have in-depth analysis sometime around 8:00PM.
- Fortunately, it has been released online already.
- Logic dictates the regular-season schedule will be released next week, with the Draft being held two weeks from tomorrow.
Also, my Seahawks seat-allocation appointment is tomorrow, which is another sign they’re about to tell us when the games will be played next season.
- Currently, I sit in Section 306, at the bottom of the green portion of the section. The seats in front of me are in the next price point, and are $20 per seat more expensive.
- Should I choose to change location, I have two options beyond my current spot will move from my spot on the 10-yard line:
- To move lower to the field within the same price point, but closer to the end zone, or
- To move lower to the field, but increasing my price point.
Practically, if I can’t get at least half-way down, there’s no point in moving. I’m undercover, which is a huge bonus in Seattle, and my knees can still handle the climb.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: playoffs baby! Check out the Eastern Conference preview here.
- Minnesota Wild at Winnipeg Jets – 7:00PM | CNBC / Sportsnet
- Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- Los Angeles Kings at Vegas Golden Knights – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet360
- NBA:
- Bucks at 76ers – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Raptors at Heat – 8:00PM | TSN
- Jazz at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN5
- Lakers at Clippers – 10:30PM | TSN
- MLB:
- Jays at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
The most exciting two minutes in sports is Rusty Staub hitting a triple
(RIP to the Redhead)
Quit fucking around and BUILD A DAMN BOAT
loogit the tits on that car!
Damn, I was gonna mention the car tits, then I saw your comment at the bottom.
That was close!
Ginger
Mary Ann
You don’t need to be Fellini to figure that out
Bob Denver was PACKIN’!!
The Ginger and Maryanne lesbian implications……..
https://content.jwplatform.com/previews/Ia1zLuQ2?exp=1523520720&sig=8ac7f7683b61196ea5155ebc6846356f
found a cool!
Hi. I’d like to introduce you to my friend, “Miss Loose Lugnuts”.
LET’S PARTAYYYYYY!!!!!!
My accountant ran my taxes with and without the tax cut on my ‘17 numbers. Says the difference is $6k.
Of course, I have the “luxury” of being in a state that wasn’t hit by the SALT reducition.
6K to the good?
Yeah – that’s my cut of the trillion dollar handout.
At least they cut government spen……………….. welp.
I get one night in my bed this week, yaaaay
You gonna wank it or what?
The one night I get to sleep next to Lady BFC? Yeah, probably.
The views on United got him primed.
Questionable to interpretation goaltender interference call, drink!
I’m wondering why no 3 line call. Goalie stayed home, no signal that I saw, but no call.
Meh…let’s drink.
/is willing to face the problem
//perhaps on my knees
Lesbians all over are facing it……….
Glazed doughnut…….
Actually the only alcohol of mine in the house is the jalapeno, tequila, and lime hot sauce I got as a present. Which I do need to try before Padre Weaselo has it all.
But is it chippy?
I like the blue corn ones; they can handle the dip.
Is there a sports book at the Las Vegas arena? Can you get up and go get some nachos and place a bet on the game you’re attending? Can you make a prop bet, say on whether a certain player will get hit in the head with a beer bottle in the third period?
Not that I know of. But the Monte Carlo Sportsbook is easy walking distance.
No shit.
Murder She Whaaaaaaaa……..
Angela Lansbury was a totes hottie. Ppl forget that.
Never realized it til I watched Gaslight. Goddamn…
It’s probably the only place in the city where you can’t. Oh, and the UNLV arena.
They have already anticipated Fozz’s eventual visit.
LA ain’t #1 in penalty killing for nuthin’.
But wow they’re living dangerously.
Well at least now I can watch playoff iceball and just watch good sportsin’ instead of have heart palpitations.
I know it’s bullshit to complain about but fucking a, United wifi is egregiously shit. I am so behind on work and couldnt do anything on that entire flight.
preach!
HOS GOTTA EAT TOO
That kind of stuff is what got Cujo mad.
Hey Miss? I see London, I see France.
Test
The goddamn domain registry is fucking with postimages now. It’s postimages.cc now.
Testicle
Pop quiz, hotshot…
I was really expecting the salt shaker to be the smaller of the two…you, because too much salt can cause high blood pressure.
Salt is a shower, not a grower.
Are these grinders or shakers?
No matter how much you shake or dance, the last few grains end up in your pants!
And tits!
Cute tits.
Anti-abortion activists are going to start showing up to Planned Parenthood with giant posters of Pens-Flyers Game 1.
weirdos….
Don’t worry. This new class of judges will surely make the mention of pens-flyers a mandatory 50 year min*.
*for minorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
I still prefer DaDDario.
So what?
So what??? So let’s dance!!!!!
WE’RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!
Who’s your Daddario? That’s right, baby.
Mr. Daddario.
Daddario, of guitar string fame?
Is that the girl with the big tits? Is it the one married to the guy from Deliverance or the other one?
She’s the other one with big tits.
Good to see the Yankees and Red Sox are back to 4 hour games filled with brawls.
It’s what baseball’s been missing.
Yes. The rest of the baseball world has really missed Yanks/Sox. Almost as much as the college basketball world misses Duke/U*NC.
Still better than socialized medicine!
I mean, it’s no Orioles and…uh…uh…
hmmmm.
I’ll get back to you.
Not-getting-stabbed-in-the-parking-lot.
Conan is doing a remote in Italy. Gonna have to DVR that.
I don’t really care who wins it all in the NBA, as long as it isn’t Cavaliers-Warriors IV.
/It’s gonna be Cavaliers-Warriors IV
Jazz vs 76ers
Tuch kinda looked like someone was shooting at him there, huh?
Too soon?
Are you talking gay porn again?
Not as far as you know.
Right, good point; when ever they shoot too soon it is just edited out.
Not any more.
Not any less, either.
Lake Bell is insanely attractive.
I have no idea why some of the internet hate I’ve read…..
Wait, it’s the fucking internet, that’s why.
That fucking movie.
I liked it. A lot.
Accurate.
what movie this from?
Crash
The 1996 version. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/
David Cronenberg; as weird as some of his other stuff. Definitely not for everybody. You have to embrace the weird to enjoy it. It helps to know Cronenberg’s weird ass style.
I mean, it ends with
James Spader fucking Debra Unger’s leg wound in a crashed car.
It’s awesome.
ok cool. not the one that won the academy award for best picture?
See the comment below. I enjoyed this one much more, but most people wouldn’t.
last funny:
*takes long drag of cigarette *
*exhales helium*
“ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵏᶦⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᶦᵍᵃʳᵉᵗᵗᵉ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ”
looks like Minny is going to hold on.
She can call me “Master” any time.
Russian AND US judge hold up 10.00 score cards.
It’s difficult being a Kings fan this year; have to play the Golden Knights and their good karma because a few of their fans were shot at, and we’ve only won two Stanley Cups recently.
eh, it’s not like getting shot at is some kind of heroic act. GO CANADIA
Classic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPaXG0oEInY
That’s good shovelin’
I hope Paul Ryan has a fatal heart attack during his first post-retirement P90X workout.
+1 for the P90X reference.
Tough but fair.
am hoping a bear eats him but that’s just me.
and he soils hisself ,, obvs
But then we can’t have a Congress that eliminates the bullshit defense budget.
Alien chick get knocked unconscious by a light tap on the shoulder.
OT for Minny and Denver. Loser is out of the playoffs.
Bad news: If you can’t beat either of those teams in regulation time when it matters you’re going to have an unsuccessful playoff run.
http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/news/mlb-white-sox-rays-play-in-front-of-abysmal-crowd-974-orioles-white-sox/1r9nzkorcy9nr15hxkqypbw6nb
is this vegas team a bandwagon i can jump on? i live here.
You should, yes.
Usually people are falling off the wagon in vegas but sure, I’ll allow it.
” … AND TWENTY DOLLARS FOR A FUCKED-UP DUCK!!!!!11!!!!”
Can I get the …… bill, please?
Goose Island?
You live thete then get in kid. They are so fun to watch.
Las Vegas, spanish for, The Vegas.
,,,Ppl forget that.
Vegas on the board!!!!!
Oh shit, I still gotta write that preview.
Damn you BeerBongRick.
Spoiler: Expansion team goes further than the Caps in the playoffs.
Oh, this guy again. *sigh*
Dammit Ayo stop screwing with my emotions you damned tease.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp1muwMcBzs
I’m actually starting to dig Green Day now.
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!
NOT!!!!!!
Denver is running out of steam here. Minny looks like it’s going to hold on.
out not, tie game with 3 to go. this is getting good.
God, I love playoff hockey.
As always: I still want a Canadian team to win the cup. I like the Wild, but I could get behind Winnipeg if they go on a run.
this Vegas stuff is creepy as fuck
they doing a tribute to the shooting again?
Worse.
Jeremy Roenicke.
Jeremy’s nose confuses the crowd in Vegas, they are used to all the damage being done from the inside out.
Thank Jeebus we get the canadian announcers.
White Chocolate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8b0XbtpFsA
Okay, Tyler, don’t know if you needed to charge for that one. Maybe because it was two, but you missed and he got the reversal.
where you moving from?
there is a Blake’s Lotaburger in Tucson. i think it’s the only one in AZ. try it
Look at teh bright side. You’ll only be 100km from Nogales.
Wow, that sounded better in my head.
is weed legal in AZ yet?
Hell to the nah.
I’m guessing heroin is out then.
when you complain about the heat, just remember you live in a “wet” part of the desert.
Is it hot desperate single moms the other weekend ?
Obligatory….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERm_WNxGs1U
Good luck, what’s the job?
I thought that is where you got your AFL knowledge.
Rob: get seats that, if you’re reselling, you can say without lying “Close enough to hit [player] with a quarter”.
Santa with battery would also be acceptable.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Minnesota deploying the Charlie Coyle line; but is Adam Banks’ wrist healthy enough!?
Go for the triple deke!
Ordering that triple (sec) deke was what got me into this community service coaching conundrum in the first place!