NFL News:
- Stealing from Crimebeat!
- 49ers linebacker Reuben Foster has been officially charged with one felony for domestic violence with aggravated bodily harm, another felony for forcefully attempting to prevent the victim from reporting the crime, and a third felony for possessing an assault weapon.
- Foster is also charged with a misdemeanor for possessing a large capacity magazine.
- If convicted of everything, he’s looking at up to 11 years in prison.
- Naturally, the 49ers will likely move on from him.
- It’s a shame the stink of this will stay on the Niners & not where it belongs – Alabama, where he first ran into these sort of difficulties.
- Naturally, the 49ers will likely move on from him.
- 49ers linebacker Reuben Foster has been officially charged with one felony for domestic violence with aggravated bodily harm, another felony for forcefully attempting to prevent the victim from reporting the crime, and a third felony for possessing an assault weapon.
- The Seahawks have helped Colin Kaepernick with his collusion case by scrapping a visit he was to make to the team.
- They were going to bring him in for workouts as a backup to the Charmslinger, but he wouldn’t give them an answer about his kneeling so they just cancelled the workout.
- If you want to meet the assholes of society, drop down into PFT’s comments.
- Or, there’s another take on the whole thing – it’s a “postponement”.
- They were going to bring him in for workouts as a backup to the Charmslinger, but he wouldn’t give them an answer about his kneeling so they just cancelled the workout.
The #Seahawks did postpone a tentatively scheduled workout with Colin Kaepernick, as @AdamSchefter reported. It was not because he said he declined to stop kneeling, tho. The team asked for his plan moving forward on how to handle everything and there was not a firm plan.
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 12, 2018
- The Browns have signed Jarvis Landry for five years at $75.5 million, with $47 million guaranteed.
- That’s a lot of money for outrunning Tyrod Taylor’s underthrown passes.
- FYI – the Browns have $70 million in 2018 cap space, so $15 million for Landry is a lot, but really nothing in the grand scheme of Year-22 of rebuilding.
- A former Dolphins cheerleader is suing the Fins for gender & religious discrimination.
- She alleges she was treated like a piece of meat, and that she was derided for “not being a woman”.
- “The officials asked her to stop discussing her virginity, according to the complaint.” and specifically that she could no longer discuss her personal vow to forego sex before marriage
- Which grew out of her posting a picture of her 2016 baptism on social media.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Bruins – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- Devils at Lightning – 7:00PM | NHLN / Sportsnet
- Blue Jackets at Capitals – 7:30PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- Avalanche at Predators – 9:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- Sharks at Ducks – 10:30PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- NBA:
- nothing – playoffs start Saturday
- Beisbol:
- Alabama at Texas A&M – 9:00PM | ESPNU
I think, in honour of the Leafs-Bruins series, I’ll drink the Sam Adams I brought back from my last trip to the US. NO REGRETS!
Tomorrow on Goddess II: Leticia gets caught watching porn.
Yeah, I’ve got your attentions now, don’t I??????
Not “Dave does his best impersonation of the Bullitt Mustang”/10, would not bang. Not that I’d… shit, where am I going with this.
Dave and his automotive entourage are conspicuously absent this week, actually.
Next week, they’ll be back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE1oIhSgTgI
Umm, do you want me to step in and take Ayo’s place for the evening? Or are you using this as bait to see if he’s still around?
Hehehehehehe.
(I’m ‘uhsposed to be writing….STOP DISTRACTING ME)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg
I’ll crawl back into my quiet corner and let you get your Sexy Friday put together. Last night of work before vacation so I’m just watching the clock not fucking move and trying to distract myself.
Good deal on vacation. Going anywhere or just relaxing with a home vacay?
Nah, taking the g/f to see Isbell next week, but that’s the only big thing we’ve got planned. Just hanging out, do some cooking, and hopefully a lot of other -ings.
Everything good with you?
Hey, nothing wrong there. I’m envious, truth be told.
I’ve got a trip to NC coast week after next, then Venice Beach on the left coast next month. Yes, I’m getting excited. But I’ll be all alone (yes, I’m trying for the pity vote now).
LMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtBbinpK5XI
Sounds good man. I’d like to check out the coast up that way some time.
As for Venice, gonna resist talking to certain people and ripping scabs back open, right?
We’ll see who shows up. Out of my control more or less who decides to visit while I’m there. She knows I’ll be there. Doubt she cares.
Probably for the best. Not why I’m going there anyway.
Yeah, non-contact seems like a good call, but whatever. I know you love it out there so hopefully you’ll enjoy it regardless. I’d like to see some of the beaches out there but it’s such a long, expensive fucking trip I don’t see it happening anytime soon. I’d like to get with yeah right and have a DFO Iron Chef throwdown out there some time.
Dunno how long your vacation extends. But if you and your lady are able, you’re welcome to drive up the coast to NC the week after next and say hello. That would be a blast.
Oh shit, I’d love to some time but I’m only off for a week this time around. I get a fair bit of time off though so I’d be cool with planning something in the future.
Shit, gotta go. I’ll pop on when I get back and see if you’re still puttering around on here.
Cool. Don’t get in trouble. Vacation starts tomorrow, don’t forget.
For some inexplicable reason, this song has become my national anthem as of late, which is hilarious because we live very different lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phr1pOFK1V8
Last-second chippiness!
Drank again after trying to quit. Fuck. Gotta admit though, the familiar feeling of utter failure feels liek COMING HOME, so you might with the judgment think that EZ Pass self hatred challenges the moist brain of forgiveness, but then again, who does?
If it’s of any help….
I’d been overdoing it again lately myself. Stress, self-hate, love lost. Not good reasons, but reasons.
I’ve been dry now foar 5 days before it got out of hand. You can too. I believe in ya.
I’m not quitting permanently….but it’s just something I want control over and not vice versa.
I drank so much, while taking my anti-depressants, that my liver enzymes spiked and my blood pressure went through the roof. Now I have nothing but the most noble reasons to be a fucking man and quit. But I’m me. My will power has always been garbage. Shit, like I said, im drunk now. Where the rubber meets the road is the fact that I REALLY dig being a dad. Will I succumb to my FILTHY DESIRES and fuck up my marriage? My relationship with my son? My job? Or ALL THREE? STAY TUNED!!!!
Please don’t. Too much there to throw it away on alcohol or anything else.
One vote here for don’t be too hard on yourself. You’re trying, which is important. There are stumbles on the road to recovery, doesn’t mean you can’t keep going down the road.
Thanks. Really. I kind of need this place, you know?
Yes. I do know. I’m certainly no bastion of good behaviour. But sometimes it helps to talk to someone. These funny idiots here have kept me sane during a very difficult emotional time in my life.
Well, mostly sane.
[email protected]
Yell to me if you feel inclined.
Right on. Thanks again
No worries my man.
Just be well. All of us are here for you.
Don’t fall for his offer Fronkensteen– that way lies an endless bombardment of dick pics!
I’m still waiting for your April subscription payment, btw.
No Pics Foar YOU!!!!!!!!
lol Keep that wilted mushroom cap to yourself.
Hey dammit!!!!!
Shit…who told you?
(yeah, don’t answer that plz)
Calgary is weird. It’s-3 and snowing but because it’s a dry cold, it feels like it’s a +6 or +7 in Vancouver
This is Celcius, right?
OooooUh. So EdmoUntoUn’s 167 day streak of sub zeroU temperatures is NOUT as impressive as I thoUght, eh?
No, that was in Kelvin.
OK, I’m getting nothing done because you guys are too damned funny.
But gotta be responsible. Or at least pretend for a coupla hours.
Then porn.
I’m out.
PLENA!!
/would settle foar 10° mas
I’ve said too much.
😛
What is The World’s Worst Bar Game? How about The Most Dangerous Games for $800 now?
POST GAME FIGHT!
3-0? alright don’t blow this…
Evander kane gettin goals!!!! 2-0
On the bright side, I’m watching a very drunk woman throw herself at a dude who does not seem all that into it.
All that into it or at all into it? There’s a subtle but important difference.
What????? It’s a medical diagram.
….from a veterinarian
I admit nothing. In fact I think someone hacked my account and put that penis pic up.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Noooooope!
LMFAO
My amazon suggestions are going to be weird for awhile.
I love how none of you +1’d the penis picture.
You damned homophobes.
It has gone from the former to the latter.
yoooo 5 on 3 for the sharks. hell yea Kane!!!!!!
So about that overpriced cocktail…I may have knocked it with my elbow and shattered it half full.
Tough but fair
This wouldn’t happen if you drink faster
It’s what I get for sipping while writing and shifting to grab a toast point.
Also being a fat klutz
“Sipping?” “Writing?” “Toast point?” Well, aren’t we fancy Mister Caviar man! Are you drinking champagne? I’m drinking Old Charter out of a boot!
…Want some Bailey’s out of a shoe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZo9ugJTWQ
Overpriced old charter? Overpriced boot?
moneys, HUZZAH!
https://deadspin.com/capitals-collapse-in-what-is-surely-not-an-omen-of-thi-1825228674
Sky blue, water wet, Potvin sucks.
Captain Stubing: Why is the boat listing to port? Oh right, I forgot.
He’s a super genius, ppl forget that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeVTzWelns
any have casamigos tequila? worth it?
no y no
How much per bottle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLadcmX9JgM
Ok, I just ordered an overpriced cocktail and some overpriced small plates at a hotel restaurant in Chicago. If that won’t help me power through enough work to seem competent this week, I don’t know what will.
now THAT guy has some TAEKS, ah bet
Danger 5 (2012), “Welcome to Hitlerland”
Try the overpriced dessert.
Try the overpriced escorts
Don’t you mean Chi****?
yeah, let’s keep it CLEAN guys, this here’s a FAMILY WEBLOG
Oh hey, Washington lost. Super happy with that 3rd seed that could only occur with both Jersey and Columbus failing in their last game of the season.
“It’ll knock both your eyes out!”
+1 but only for the slide rule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFJJdaRrFXM
Did tWBS thrown an empty freezer vodka bottle at his TV?
Nah, when the Caps fucked up the two goal lead, I knew they’d never hold a one goal lead.
It’s kinda like realizing that girl whose lies you believed really was screwing you over all along. Nobody to be mad at but meself.
Fuck you Capitals.
I don’t know, were you believing it against everyone else’s better advice and judgement, leaving you to realize later on that she never was going to choose you, just like how nobody else ever has, ever will, or honestly ever should?
…Wait what were we talking about again? I think I blacked out.
Damn dude.
You just trying to make me cry more or what???????
that popov plastic bottle bounced right off.
I’ve used Popov to degrease a chassis.
(that may not be a thing on a car – my skills are limited to self-serve gas purchase)
OK, time to go search for half naked (or maybe fully naked this week) girls for you sick freaks tomorrow.
Later taters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXWHzBckzc8
Inspirational Smashville pre-game talk “Let’s win one FOAR the Pekker!”