Your Saturday morning Copa Del Rey Open Thread

Yes, today the only game that matters is the Copa Del Rey.  It pits La Liga leader Barcelona against 7th place Sevilla at the new home of Atlético Madrid, the Wanda Metropolitano stadium on the east side of Madrid.  It’s a very nice stadium.  We drove by it last year.

As for the game, this will be Andrés Iniesta’s last Copa Del Rey as he is set to join Chinese club Chongqing Dangdai Lifan this summer.  For those of you not fluent in Chinese (Mandarin or Cantonese), that is loosely translated as Chongqing Givya Money.

This is where Chongqing (formerly known as ChungKing) is located:

and this is what it looks like:

Now, this is an old picture.  There is something new going up at the confluence of the rivers:

This project is expected to be completed in 2019.  The towers will be mixed use with residential units, commercial, and hotel space.  If this seems familiar it’s because the design team is from Singapore, home of the Sands Marina:

Yes, I’ve been to the top at the very tip (phrasing) and it’s as spectacular as it looks.  It is fucking COOL.  It also helps that there is a casino at the bottom.

Real Talk: I don’t understand how it is that Vegas is surviving.  There are a LOT of impressive places to gamble in Asia (Macau and Singapore come immediately to mind) and online sportsbooks are perfectly legal.  If you are an Asian whale, why the fuck would you cross the Pacific to go to Las Vegas?

Oh yeah…

Anyhoo, what were we talking about?

Oh yeah, soccer.  Here are your listings (All times Pacific):

USA/Canada – Major League Soccer 
10:00am Montreal Impact vs Los Angeles FC MLS LiveESPN+YouTubeTVA Spo…
12:00pm Houston Dynamo vs Toronto FC DIRECTVMLS LiveThe KUBEESPN…
12:30pm New York RB vs Chicago Fire fuboTVUnivision DeportesUnivision
4:30pm Orlando City SC vs SJ Earthquakes fuboTVDIRECTVMLS Live
4:30pm Columbus Crew vs New England fuboTVDIRECTVMLS LiveC…
5:00pm Dallas vs Philadelphia Union fuboTVDIRECTVMLS LiveKT…
6:00pm Real Salt Lake vs Colorado Rapids DIRECTVMLS LiveKMYU UtahESP…
7:30pm LA Galaxy vs Atlanta United fuboTVDIRECTVFOX Sports GO
England – Premier League 
4:30am West Bromwich Albion vs Liverpool fuboTVNBCSports.comNBCSN
7:00am Watford vs Crystal Palace fuboTVNBCSports.comNBCSN
Spain – La Liga 
4:00am Eibar vs Getafe fuboTVbeIN SPORTS en Español
7:15am Celta de Vigo vs Valencia fuboTVbeIN SPORTS en Español
Italy – Serie A 
6:00am SPAL vs Roma fuboTVbeIN SPORTSbeIN SP…
9:00am Sassuolo vs Fiorentina fuboTVbeIN SPORTS en Español
11:45am Milan vs Benevento fuboTVbeIN SPORTS en Español
Germany – Bundesliga 
6:30am RB Leipzig vs Hoffenheim fuboTVFox Soccer PlusFOX Soccer…
6:30am Eintracht Frankfurt vs Hertha BSC fuboTVFox Sports 2FOX Spor…
6:30am Hamburger SV vs Freiburg FOX Soccer Match PassSportsnet Worl…
6:30am Hannover 96 vs Bayern München fuboTVFox Sports 1FOX Spor…
6:30am Stuttgart vs Werder Bremen FOX Soccer Match PassSportsnet Worl…
9:30am Borussia Dortmund vs Bayer Leverkusen fuboTVFox Sports 1FOX Spor…
France – Ligue 1 
8:00am Olympique Marseille vs Lille fuboTVbeIN SPORTSbeIN SP…
11:00am Amiens SC vs Strasbourg fuboTVbeIN SPORTS CONNECT
11:00am Guingamp vs Monaco fuboTVbeIN SPORTS CONNECT
11:00am Metz vs Caen fuboTVbeIN SPORTS CONNECT
11:00am Toulouse vs Angers SCO fuboTVbeIN SPORTS CONNECT
Portugal – Primeira Liga 
8:00am Paços de Ferreira vs Belenenses Sport TV1Sport TV África
10:15am Feirense vs Vitória Guimarães Sport TV1Sport TV África
12:30pm Estoril vs Benfica fuboTVGOLTVGolTV EspanoliG…
Spain – Copa del Rey 
12:30pm Sevilla vs Barcelona

*Final
ESPN DeportesESPN Deportes+
England – FA Cup 
9:15am Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur fuboTVFOX NetworkFOX Sports GO
Mexico – Liga MX 
3:00pm Cruz Azul vs Morelia fuboTVUnivision DeportesUniMás
3:00pm Querétaro vs Pachuca ESPN DeportesESPN Deportes+
5:00pm Monterrey vs Lobos BUAP fuboTVUnivision DeportesUniMás
5:06pm León vs Tijuana fuboTVESPN DeportesES…
7:00pm Necaxa vs Tigres UANL fuboTVESPN DeportesES…

One last thing before I go:  GO WATCH SUPER TROOPERS 2!!!!

Also, for you betting types, I’m putting down some money on China being the first country to nuke its own cities to quell a rebellion.  When I was in Beijing, I just got that vibe…

Have a nice Saturday!

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herodotus450

Bobrovsky!

Fronkenshteen

Should you be penalized for high-sticking yourself in the face?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Only if you do it in public.
(get it?)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Lamar Jackson with a 13 on the Wonderlic. The authors of The Bell Curve just spontaneously orgasmed.

King Hippo

Have watched him play, once ACC foes had film on him. Am not surprised.

WCS

“HE’S SMRT! ER, I MEAN, SMARRT!”

— Vince Young

Fronkenshteen

Kaep got a 37,, Ppl forget that

King Hippo

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

says the guy who bet 3 bills on -1.5 at +110

King Hippo

Hippo will be quite pleased for these results to hold up, pulling me back to even after AC Milan fucked me over earlier. Home v. Benevento, have a word.

litre_cola

Oh Barca is trying I see. A little late but a double on the season will be nice.

King Hippo

as a GAMBLOR devotee, I need a better magic 8-ball FOAR this (though bet heavily and so far correctly today)…

King Hippo

Also, Sevilla has ultras??

litre_cola

Hippo, I put the pic of their ultras as a header for our champions league roundtable. For shame. For shame.

King Hippo

In my defence (spelled your way, by means of apology), I do a fuckton of drugs…

King Hippo

Barca’s keeper with the beautiful hockey assist.

theeWeeBabySeamus

“Kuznetzov lurking at the backdoor, unable to get the tip”
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King Hippo

Road side wins all fixtures?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Grumble, grumble

But yeah, sounds about right.

King Hippo

Time to watch Sevilla…take it up the pooper.

Fronkenshteen

Youze guys watching Hawkey or Messi?

King Hippo

Copa…but don’t fall in looooooooove

scotchnaut

I’ze watchin’ a Chicago band doc. Terry Kath was the shit, btw.

Fronkenshteen

https://youtu.be/7uAUoz7jimg

25 or 6 to 4 from Tanglewood 1970

litre_cola

Messi on mah computer and hawkey on mah teevee box and somewhere in there minding my infant.

theeWeeBabySeamus

[CPS knocks on door]

litre_cola

Ha! We live in a condo and I wouldn’t let them in the entrance and I would see em coming too as I would be on the balcony having a sm– never mind.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Decilitre, we gotta get outta here. Quick!!! Climb down this rope!!!!

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE A GODDAMNED INFANT…DO IT!!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn. Now I’m really regretting not having you bring Decilitre and Oxipug along for fun in Goddess II. I might have to fix that little problem before all is said and done.

litre_cola

I think the kid has extended Oxipugs life, that and the drugs. He is very lively for an 11 year old pug, probably out of fear he will get an infant finger up his ass at any time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Can’t say I blame him. On both counts, I mean. The drugs and the infant ass finger thing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Watching hockey while keeping an eye on NCSU/Duke Baseball online. While also denying to myself that the Orioles will be playing losing in an hour

Horatio Cornblower

New York-Toronto, which could be a hockey play-off game in an alternate universe.

Fronkenshteen

Local ice Redacteds fans have been as pessimistic as Jets fans re: game 5. I think Washington flattens Columbus today.

Horatio Cornblower

The Yankees welcome you to the inevitable 5th inning Jordan Montgomery meltdown.

King Hippo

#BFIB Daily Update: Viva El Gallo!

/does not noe how to do upside down exclamation thingy

Fronkenshteen

¡Qué frustrante!

Fronkenshteen

I hate Alexis Sanchez. Am I right?

King Hippo

u rite

Horatio Cornblower

Are you Arsene Wegner?

Wakezilla

Inestia? What might have been.

The worst thing that happened to me as a fan of the Vancouver Whitecaps is that their owner went from–in terms of spending money– upper middle class tier money, to being happy to let the million expansion teams pay him money so he doesn’t spend a penny.

So instead of trying to buy quality players, he’s pulling 15 year old me and trying to build a franchise by going young, but have 80+potential, according to FIFA’s video game.

Quite the depressing change from a team that was in the running for Henry, Drogba and Eto’o

scotchnaut

This Ottawa Senators “fan” tries to bump your fist thru the tears.

scotchnaut

“The Shallows? Very disappointing. Not enough shark to mouth as far as I’m concerned.”

-Brazzers

King Hippo

United have a 2nd. There is no (Lesser Footy) God…

litre_cola

There will be if Forest shows up in a bit.

scotchnaut

“The star of the movie-the igneous rock-reminded us all that one must be silent, strong, vigilant yet comforting. I give it 4 out of 5 Obsidians.”

-The Geologist’s movie critic

scotchnaut

Blake Lively’s dilemma reminds me of this delightful tune…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8iPUK0AGRo

scotchnaut

“S’cuse me, while I kiss this girl.”

-k.d. Lang, covering Jimi Hendrix

scotchnaut

“The drunken Mexican trying to steal a surfboard gets what he deserves from the unsung hero of the movie, a misunderstood shark.”

-Fox News’ review of The Shallows

scotchnaut

She doesn’t try to make it to shore when the sun goes down? Everyone knows that sharks can’t swim at night. It’s too dark underwater.

scotchnaut

“There was water and a girl. No seagulls were harmed during the filming of the movie, so that was a bit interesting.”

-PETA’s movie review of The Shallows

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, shit. Looks like I have to go on a journey into Hell.

AKA…Walmart.

scotchnaut

Be sure to buy those one dollar socks (“what a deal!”) that tear apart after 3 months.

litre_cola

Oooh 3 months, Scotchy must have servants in N. Ontario that carry him on his throne.

scotchnaut

While I am extraordinarily wealthy, (think Kato Kaelin-type rich) this has more to do with me not clipping my toenails in a timely fashion on an on-going basis.

Horatio Cornblower

Make sure you wear your cleanest pajama bottoms!

scotchnaut

This Male Gaze masquerading as a interested movie watcher is now going to watch The Shallows starring Blake Lively’s tushy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Male Gays?

-A. Rodgers

Blake Lively’s tushy?

-t. WBS

scotchnaut

An Aaron Rodgers gay joke? Shirley you can’t be serious.

King Hippo

Come On, You Spurs!

scotchnaut

Dexy’s Midnight Runners prefer Eileen over the Spurs.

King Hippo

whoever they is…Paul Pogba just came on them

JustStopDude

Trump won’t attend Barbara Bush funeral ‘out of respect’ for family, White House says https://t.co/kN5uRCewQH pic.twitter.com/u9yacY8hwb

— POLITICO (@politico) April 21, 2018

https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

Amazing…to show respect, Trump has to bail on a funeral…

scotchnaut

It’s just that he doesn’t know what the word means in that context. It’s as though he learned the English language by reading online comment sections. (not ours, of course)

If you want to show someone you’re serious, use exclamation marks.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also make Sure to spice things up By Occasionally capitalizing random Words and badly misspellsspelling things. Proud!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is it bad that my buddy and I were laughing a LOT harder at several parts of Super Troopers 2 than the rest of the audience last night?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Probably in terms of its overall viability at the box office, yes.

Senor Weaselo

Hell with it, go Figaros!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Mom: I need to water those plants up near the road and the hose won’t reach that far. Can you carry these jugs up there for me?

Me: I’d be happy to. Besides, it’s been a while since I held any jugs.

Mom: What?

Me: What?

(she got the joke about five minutes later and told me I was terrible, but also laughed)

scotchnaut
King Hippo

117.

Better Off Dead at 78%?? There are 22% that ah will fight to the fucking death.

Glad that Drugstore Cowboy is rightly rated, at least.

scotchnaut

The only reason I went to see that was because William S. Burroughs had a small bit in it. I was obsessed with that fella when I was in my 20’s.

King Hippo

he was fucking great, and Heather Graham was never hotter

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

FWIW yeah right’s comment “and their booms and their goons” from yesterday’s Request Line is still making me laugh.

scotchnaut

IMO, Buster Crabbe’s Tarzan is superior to Weismuller’s because the former used the Transference technique to better convey his characters Super Objective. ie., murdering Jane’s vagina.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Murdering Jane’s Vagina…yet another great name for a punk rock band.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was thinking it would be the name of a Guided By Voices song but that’s “Chasing Heather Crazy”.

Horatio Cornblower

Sounds like my honeymoon.

My wife sure was pissed about Jane!

yeah right

LAFC is opening their brand new stadium today. It looks impressive from the 110. First new LA stadium since Dodger stadium opened in 1962 or 1963.

And STILL no parking.

litre_cola

Zlatan parks where Zlatan wants.

yeah right

Alas, Zlatan parks in Carson.

Horatio Cornblower

You say the Copa del Rey is the only game that matters like I’m not watching Watford vs. Crystal Palace right now.

King Hippo

Now that Bayern have a 2nd, I have reluctantly gone back there as well.

litre_cola

North London v Souf London guvnah!

Unsurprised

I haven’t slept yet. I could go out to the Saturday market or something, but maybe I should take a nap and then go see a movie or something.

Unsurprised

Tangent

In case anyone is interested in taking over part of Ufford’s old job at SBNation. https://www.daybook.com/jobs/83eewtjTc4S7MN2Hr

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hopefully it stays in the family and goes to Christmas Ape.

scotchnaut

This here is the female lead. You should see her in a wet canvas bathing suit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJGqxct52H8

King Hippo

As someone who bet the shit out of Bayern to win (at the 50′ mark, at -150), I shall exhale loudly.

King Hippo

Unlike Barca – they care about ruthless Nazi efficiency.

scotchnaut

Cheetah is making that nasty Nazi look silly.

scotchnaut

If the boy is called “Boy”, why isn’t Cheetah called “Simian”?

scotchnaut

Tarzan is taking down the Nazis on TMC.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Nazis are the Washington Generals of history.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Now I’m picturing Krusty the Clown watching a war movie with his bookie and accountant and lamenting “aw, I thought the Nazis were due! Just take the Sudetenland! Take it!”

King Hippo

It would be hilarious if’n they was a Sudetenland FC. Bet you could get odds against them every fookin’ week.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I too have been to the rooftop bar at the Sands Marina and yeah, it’s amazing.

litre_cola

Yuuuge game with Nottingham Forest visiting sheep shagging country. JUST GIVE ME A DRAW. Bring in Robin Hood and Friar Tuck if you have to.

King Hippo

I have money on the Forest win and draw. Run, Forest, Run!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll keep Maid Marion company while you guys are busy, if that’s cool?

scotchnaut

“That wench has handled more shafts than a jousting champion.”

-Geoffrey Chaucer

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[giggles]

– a miller who is changing out a camshaft in his gristmill

King Hippo

also re “How do Vegas, Baby! survive?” Teh Internet??

I can have A World of GAMBLOR without leaving my recluse warren, and without the indignity of the courtesans refusing to make even eye contact with me.

King Hippo

Some levity that Lesser and Greater Footballers can enjoy. Can the Donks get a Chubb on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpiH1fG8Cho

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehe. Speaking of which, this headline on CBSSports.com this morning made me giggle so I had to screen grab it. How does YOUR Chubb stack up?

NOT AS GOOD AS IT USED TO!!!!!!!!

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litre_cola

Maybe you should trim the leaves…

LemonJello

/Peeks into the clubhouse
“Futbol? Well sheeeeeeeeiiiiitttt. How can I get out of here faster?”
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay, I have a like-minded friend!!!!!

litre_cola

Weird, my down vote bag is still full…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Alright!!! Let’s watch some soccer!!!
I need the sleep.
😛

(Let the downvoting commence)

theeWeeBabySeamus

DFO Soccer Hooligans showing their love foar tWBS (artist’s conception):
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JustStopDude

Yeah Las Vegas is overrated. Its lost its class. Now its on par with pretty much any number of shitty casinos like the Jersey Shore, Baltimore, etc.

There isn’t anything unique to Las Vegas anymore other than having massive sprawl in the middle of a desert.

Unsurprised

I finally arrived for TGISF before midnight PST. I was awesome.

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Unsurprised

Go like my posts in TGISF.

scotchnaut

I will Saturday this Saturday like its never been Saturdayed before.*

*translation: I should be able to do a crossword while sitting on my deck for the first time since early October.

/ yes, I am old and white.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Meanwhile, here I am in Los Angeles looking at a day that will probably be sunny with a temperature of 72 degrees and thinking “eh, it’s not nice enough to go to the beach today.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m at the NC beach next week and I’m actually praying for 72 and sunny even just one day out of four. And it looks like that’s what I’ll get…one day out of four.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“That’s…not good.”

– Meat Loaf

theeWeeBabySeamus

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scotchnaut

It could reach a ridiculously balmy 52 degrees here today. That’s quality tanning weather right there.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Whoa there, buddy. Make sure you stay hydrated!!!!!