I did not watch the NFL Draft last night.**
I watched hockey.
** Full Disclosure: I did click over to the draft during hockey commercial breaks/intermissions. Ostensibly to see who was going where, but really in hopes of hearing a few Goodell boos. Those are always fun.
I will not be watching the NFL Draft tonight, either. I’ll be watching hockey again.
Frankly, I’m all drafted out. I’m sick of hearing about it and I’ll be happy when it’s over. For months it’s felt as if I couldn’t get away from it. ESPN, NFL Network, “Online Sources”…? Doesn’t matter. I’m sick of hearing about it.
And of course after this weekend we’ll still be hearing about the winners and losers of the draft. I plan to avoid that as much as possible too.
Am I saying the NFL Draft should not be covered in the media? Of course not. But it’s become it’s own special brand. It’s own damned “sport” season. I’ve had enough of it.
I’d rather spend my time watching an actual sport playing actual games. And honestly, even when the NFL is actually playing games, ya know…during the actual football season…? Hockey is still a better sport anyway.
There…. it had to be said. Stop throwing things at me, you know it’s true.
But regardless of that….No way in hell am I gonna watch the NFL Draft over PLAYOFF HOCKEY!!!!
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Speaking Of Playoff Hockey
The second round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs got underway last night.
The Pens rolled into DC last night to face the Caps, and promptly found themselves down 1-0 in game one just 17 seconds in. It stayed that way until about 30 seconds into the 3rd, when the Caps would score again to take a 2-0 lead. Wow, it’s the Cap’s year!!!!! Wow, it feels soooooo fucking good. Whoa…that didn’t last long. Wow, how wrong was I????? Five minutes and 3 Yinzer 3rd period goals later….?
Ahem.
Pens steal game one in DC by a final of 3-2.
In Vegas, the Knights were set to host the Sharks. Both clubs swept their first round opponents rather handily, so it was expected that game one would be hard fought.
It was not.
Vegas asserted themselves early and often, de-toothing the Carcharodons by a 7-0 final. Ouch.
Captain Quint approves, however.
Tonight:
- Winnipeg at Nashville Gm1 – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NBCS
Because of EA Sports’ NHL99, I can never hear this song anymore without it reminding me of hockey, btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgcc5V9Hu3g
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You Have Your Draft, I’ll Have Mine
Sexy Beer Girls!!!!!
Yeah, I couldn’t very well do hockey girls again so soon. We just did that two weeks ago. But all this talk about “drafts” got me to thinking. Well, as much as I think these days, anyway.
NOTHING BEATS A GOOD DRAFT!!!!!!
Of course, since I did weed girls (again) last week and am doing beer girls this week (phrasing) …? Well, maybe I really DO need an intervention?
Meh, screw it. Imma go get high, have some beer and think about it. I think I’m probably OK though.
Right?
RIGHT?????
Enjoy….
OK, time for another cold one I guess.
Cold beer, that is…not another cold woman. Had enough of those to last a lifetime.
Just clarifying.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s!!!
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Be careful which drugs you do.
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That’s a lot of flange
This Utah Jazz “Fans get a whistle” promotion is affecting the game. Maybe shoulda given away jazz records.
To white people? What is this, La La Land?
Sold!!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/–pVifYtArMA/UTONIRR–uI/AAAAAAAAffA/KsMkOoTV1M0/s1600/Emma+Stone+Hot+HD+Wallpaper+2013+01.jpg
Two breweries down, tbd to go
That’s good kindling.
-Tomsula
What’s an Anthony Miller?
That is the correct answer to “A terrible mid major receiving prospect”
I am pleased with the Isaac Yiadom pick. He good.
He sounds like he probably plays the fiddle.
Only he probably doesn’t call it a fiddle.
Also he doesn’t call it playing
-A.A. Ron
//ntrly we don’t make those jokes anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-AHAoz3Rs
Hey, don’t look now, but the Baltimore Orioles are on a winning streak. It’s their longest of the season.
A one game winning streak. *sigh*
Suck it Detroit!!!!!!!!!
My mistake. They did take two straight from the Yanks in early April.
Two straight Yanks is usually enough.
I’m sorry. I hear kegels can help with that problem
Speak for yourself, Pal.
Somebody doesn’t know a “good yank”
You might have a point.
Dirt Stillers rally back from 5-0 to win in extras; Hippo pops two more.
in other news, Greg Holland can suck all the diseased rhinocerous dicks, unless that is something that would give him pleasure.
She ain’t skipping leg day.
Maybe she should. Fall down go boom?
But scars are sexy, she’s fine.
OHTANI GOES YARD
Angels 1, Yankees 0
That’s a strong motherfucker-san.
Tomorrow the Yankees have Tanaka pitching and Ohtani’s gonna DH. I wonder if there will be any Asian fans at the game. (Yes, there will be, and yes, tickets might be pricey.)
Hey look…empty netter and Nashville puts their goalie back in.
I really don’t get this. If you’re gonna go big…GO BIG!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ij4a6x_mPs
Yinzer penis?
They make a cream for that
I’m doing the single parent thing this weekend, so I told my daughter that I’d only have one glass of beer tonight.
Then I poured three of these into an Oktoberfest mug
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/–EwYNIRf0sU/Wn23P5pv31I/AAAAAAAFWK8/xKjEm1EYjfc3xcD5B83C8ga1Ccc_udqQACHMYCw/image_thumb?imgmax=800
Pretty sure she hates me.
Let her know she’s lucky you’re not into cumlauts
Oh hey. An IU football player.
They do exist
it’s remarkably unsettling to see a black person wearing a cheese head thingy (of their own apparent free will)
That was a scene from Get Out
Incidentally I do know a black packers fan.
He lives in new York, roots for the Yankees and whatever team lebron james is on.
I dont know why I’m saying this.
We already know you’re not racist. Settle down.
My nephew in law roots for U*NC Basketball, Notre Dame Football, Dallas Cowboys, and NYY. Has also at various times has claimed the Cavs, Thunder, Warriors and Spurs.
Also he used to be my weed guy until he fucked that up.
Yes, he is dusky.
A player I can guarantee you that not a single packers fan remembers
This describes every black player.
(Reggie White doesn’t count)
Whew, thank goodness for the break in the action.
I gotta go tinky poo poo.
WHO’S A GOOD POSTER? IS IT YOU?
I have to admit, I’m sort of rooting for the Predators. Here’s why: a few years ago, a buddy of mine and I are in our favorite, (read: closest) bar, watching a baseball game. A college-age girl comes in, not hot but screamingly cute, with a calculus book and wearing a Predators jersey. She asks if one of the TVs can be turned to the hockey game, which we do, and she proceeds to spend the rest of the night taking notes on calculus and cheering for Nashville.
I’m still not sure that actually happened or if I just passed out an imagined it.
“I also root for Predators.”
– L. Nassar
The girl did look like a college track athlete…
Nice!
“Hey babe, you think THAT pole’s impressive? Well, it is. Have a nice day, and I’ll think of you when I beat off in a few minutes.”
My god…
It was not Alison Stokke.
re: Ms Stokke
“The photographer threatened to sue site owner Matt Ufford if he did not remove the image, but the article had already received significant attention and been posted at dozens of other websites.”
BRING BACK MATT, because we keep getting these subpoenas for him at the clubhouse.
She only works for Nike because of him. Fuck her.
wow, Justin Jones’ stock really DID shoot up
Then he’ll get along nicely with the team physicians toradol prescriptions.
I switched over to hockey but if he’s shooting up I imagine the Colts drafted him?
Darrell Stuckey? Why ain’t Seau announcing the Chargers pick??? Lame.
He’s suffering from a chest congestion issue
Hm. Thought he cleared out some of the blockage already.
Holy shit. Someone nearly lost an eye to a skate blade.
Orland brown twitches involuntary
That could have been really bad.
-Clint Malarchuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR-wA4SmbO4
“Oh please take the camera off of him . . .” – Hockey Announcer
Love the Buick commercial that cuts in.
It’s neat that the Ravens drafted Orlando Brown Jr.
I really hope an official runs up on stage and blinds him.
Oh yeah, the old “skate to the face” injury that makes hockey so cringeworthy.
Steve Tulloch!!
Woo! First-round RB teams unite!
/high-fives The Maestro
//looks around for a Giants fan
Haven’t seen Scotchy tonight.
I just turned on the Jets game and the Predators scored.
Litre-Cola, wire me 10,000 loonies or I won’t turn the game off.
Where’s he gonna find 10,000 loonies if there’s no Trump rally tonight?
Ontario, apparently
Fucking brutal. been being outplayed all game but Helle has kept them in it.
Nashville yanked their Pekka.
So did I, but you don’t see me announcing it on the internet.
“Built like a running back”
He’s my height and 10 lbs. lighter and I promise you, no one’s walking up to me and saying, “Can you autograph this, Mr. Elliott?”
“Can you work it?”
Mrs. Elliot
She’s more of a tight end.
So my mother is in town for 9 days dog sitting my step brothers dogs across town. Still frowns on the weed smoking. IT IS MEDICINAL! So I ate 2 thc gummy bears and the dinner and first 2 periods of the hockey game were blissful. It saves lives people. Remember that.
One of these guest pickers has to announce “urmom” as the pick.
/Not yours. Ick.
//Not yours either. Not my type
///Not yours. I’m not into the dead stuff.
////Oh yeah, yours.
That’s one white-ass high school state championship team
I think Highland Park is the “safe” section of the Greater Dallas Area.
It’s the Dallas Beverly Hills
It’s the Dallas Palos Verdes
They probably picked the 5 white kids instead of the teams 30 other black kids
….has a kicker been picked yet?
Even the kicker wouldn’t do that
So I joked below about Pence being a Friend of Dorothy; however, I am drinking a beer (bought by my wife, to be fair) called Shock Top Ruby Fresh Grapefruit. Feel a little like watching Bravo and dishing about the bitches at the office.
I can’t believe Corrine did that in the break room.
Right? She’s such a whore.
Why does she even try to wear stripes?
Oh THANK YOU. She looked like a zebra that blows Ron even though Ron can’t EVEN get her promoted, and he’s never leaving his wife and I’ll bet his penis smells like okra.
This wine is delicious by the way. Do you know who else is delicious? Todd. Todd from Sales. I would destroy him.
GURRRRRLLL? You best renew that Valtrex prescription. That Todd gets around and gets more ass than that bench on the Disneyland Carousel.
But he said I was different. We are having brunch at cheesecake factory on Sunday. That sonavabitch. Kidding, I will probably still fuck him. I am such a whore.
More grapefruit beer?
Please and thank you. And go ahead and get that D, just don’t come cryin to me when he brings Stacy flowers next Monday and doesn’t look you in the eye, mmmkay? And you DON’T have to give up the butt just because he buys Popeye’s.
Popeyes? Oh hell no, he is taking me to Olive Garden. I need to get my breadsticks. Did you see Rhonda’s new man? He totally looks like a cross between Pierce Brosnan and Shrek.
Mm hmm. Rhonda’s lucky if she gets Shrek’s retarded nephew; that bitch couldn’t count to ten if you spotted her one through nine. You get that Olive Garden, but if he tries to talk you into the All You Can Eat Pasta, you take that bamboo wine and run.
I love you two.
How did that bottle get finished so fast? Does it have a hole in the bottom? Ha ha ha. Listen what are you doing talking to Daryl again on facetime? You know he just wants a place to live! I don’t trust him.
Daryl’s not so bad once you get to know him. And he takes care of his kids at least once a month. Besides, he ain’t moving in unless I get a ring or at least a promise.
Mason f’n Rudolph. Either the next great Stillers QB, or Mark Malone 3.0.
As I said on Donks interwebs:
Hate to say this – but the P*ts passing on Mason Rudolph is good enough for me. I thought he had a P*ts 2nd rounder written all over him. Consider bullet dodged.
Really surprised NE didn’t draft him. I think Darth Hooide may be wiring the building to implode on his way out.
“Hooide”, of course, being French for Belichek.
I refuse to believe this is an actual beer brand. This is an excuse to show off this ladies hip bones.
Hello all
The umlaut makes it legit. And bewbs.
That’s just science.
Is an umlaut a special kind of bikini that hangs super low?
If you can spew in two spots on her back. that’s a cumlaut.
I love Boners
BEN HAVE COMPETISHUN TO PEW PEW FOOT BALL
Goddammit HOX. WTF
Ah, hell. Time to hit the bottle.
1 – Jets-Vegas will be a fun series to watch.
B – Fun fact: Modelo is Spanish for Model
% – Cleveland is cursed. I don’t know who and I don’t know how, but something cursed that franchise to eternal incompetence.
Dont you jinx it Ballsy
The way they’re playing, I don’t think so.
Dirt Stillers are making Hippo reach for the pill bottle sooner than usual.
guh, Greg Holland.
My best law school buddy is a Yinzer hunter (who owns several hundred guns and his grand idea is to start a liberal militia), he practices in Erie and we are gonna catch a series this season. I almost chose this one, but he said the weather can be tricky in April so we kicked to late May instead. He would have taunted me mercilessly.
To writ: yesterday was sunny and 72. Today, rain and 64-ish, tomorrow, rain and 32.
Bob was always s-m-r-ter than me. And makes a fantastic deer chili.
Plus I didn’t even think to check about Draft conflicts. I would have been on the phone all night. He’s an environmental lawyer up in Erie, if’n you ever need one! 😀
You’re not wrong, but your opening makes you sound older than I feel.
Haha…suck it Nashville.
I really want to see Mr. Carrie Underwood cry. That would be fun.
You mean because her face is all fucked up now and she’s ugly?
As VP Pence would say ” You would still have relations with mother”
Yeah, that may have been sarcastic. Also, Pence is so deep in the closet he can see Narnia.
I really want to see Mrs. Carrie cry after I disappoint her in bed.
Let me do her first; you’ll look like Lex Steele (is that good? I don’t know the pron)
You need to catch up on “In Search Of A Goddess” We can both go in at the same time. Or film it and get it at the apex. It’s been a week so I can’t remember.
Better be some really high-speed film.
That is the spirit TWBS!!!
Ah, good. Got home just in time to see the NFL blowing the military for the sake of redneck fans.
Hey, just bring out the cancer kid again, you shameless fuckwads.
I like Freeman just fine
Donks must be excite here
These 2nd and 3rd (and hell, late 1st) round names might as well be from someone’s Madden franchise cause I have no idea who they are.
https://www.si.com/sports-illustrated/video/2013/09/13/key-peeles-2013-east-west-bowl
How many fucking tight ends do the Philly fucks need?
Not that am mad Dallas took a guard. Run that ball boys!
Analyst: “Dallas really doesn’t have much hope left going into the next round.”
David Akers: “PHILADELPHIA PICKS GARRETT HOPE TE WEST VIRGINIA NOW THEY DON’T HAVE ANY FUCK YOU”
This joke was funnier until I realized he hasn’t played college ball since 2015.
EDIT: THese are SOBER fuck ups. I don’t know how you people complete sentences on here.
WOW, Gettleman isn’t allergic to Wolfpackers after all. Coulda fooled me all those years in Charlotte…