NFL News: another very quite day. US sports seem to be avoiding getting in the NBA’s way.
Someone had the bright idea to talk to Peyton Manning about Andrew Luck’s injury & missed year.
- Especially while Peyton is golfing a pro-am at The Memorial with Tiger Woods
- Manning advised that Luck will need to get lots of reps in in order to regain some semblance of “game shape”.
- No word on if he was advised on how to get into Jim Irsay’s private stash.
- Kaep’s Kollusion Kase update!
- Kaep’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, is claiming he has a corroborating witness who is able to testify about an active conspiracy to keep him out of the NFL.
- the key will be evidence that football “people” think he (or Eric Reid) can positively contribute to a team’s success, but ownership has vetoed the move in collusion with other owners as retribution for his stance.
- Kaep’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, is claiming he has a corroborating witness who is able to testify about an active conspiracy to keep him out of the NFL.
JFF is officially a backup (for now) in Hamilton.
- Head coach June Jones says last year’s starter, Jeremiah Masoli, “absolutely” remains the starter.
- As Maestro reminded you, the CFL plays a two-game pre-season and an 18-game schedule.
- Given CFL injury rates, it’s more than likely he’ll end up starting a couple of games by September.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL Pre-Season:
- Alouettes vs. Redblacks – 7:30PM | TSN2
- NBA:
- Cavaliers at Warriors – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
- 4th year in a row.
- Cavaliers at Warriors – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
- MLB:
- USA – only on MLBN
- Canada:
- Yankees at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Red Sox at Astros – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Spelling bee:
- Finals: Closing portion – 8:30PM | ESPN
No broadcast baseball in America? No spelling bee finals in Canada? WHY DO I EVEN HAVE CABLE?
Miarolitic
2 in a row!!!!
SCIENCE BITCHES!!!!!
Pareidolia
Nice!
That’s one.
HELLS YES!!!!!!
To see faces in inanimate objects.
O-H-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U
EPHERA
Man, I suck.
Finally we get to the German words!
Schadenfreude
Lock and belt her?
OK
— Ike Turner
This announcer sure does love talking about how the last girl likes it Greek.
Should we call someone?
Naysa is home schooled, she’s kind of annoying.
Sandra
I was going to spell it, they put it up, and I still got it wrong!
Loquitic
fuck
Loke Tick
So, are the kids on the left the most photogenic of the kids that didn’t make the finals?
Jolinought
NOT!
J-E-L-L-Y-D-O-N-U-T
What? I’m hungry.
Jashun is like, give me your worst, I got this.
Echymosis…fuckers
So close!
You have no idea how many times I’ve written that word on medical records. Can’t believe i dropped the c.
Shit. I dropped a c.
GODDAMMIT!!!!!
I switched in an “i” for the “y”
I know that one, too.
Eyebrow family
Can you define it?
“Members of a gang of hold-up men”
“Oh! N-I-G-G…”
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, PLEASE STAND BY
BANNER!!
holy fuck. is that kid a witch? I didn’t think those letters could be arranged in that order.
A-N-K-U-L-Notgonnabeoworkinghereanymore.
Balls should know this one.
Cunnilingus
Ankeloglaucia
I suck
You kind of have to because of your ankyloglossia.
MAYSA!!!!! You go girl!!!!!!!!
Dayum. That kid is in a zone.
That “zone” is the basement of his house if he gets one of these wrong.
A-M-A-D-E-L-P-H-I-S
F-U-C-K
Amadelpheus
That’s a handsome set of eyebrows, right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvBPCm25z4I
Nimosime?
OUT! again…
Closer than me. I hate silent “m’s”
And yes, I did know ochronosis.
Medical education pays off finally.
Are we allowed to bet on the spelling bee? Are there live lines? Anyone know?
WHERE’S HIPPO WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM?
Prop Bet: non-Indian to win? 100-1
You leave him alone he is editing our Columbia post. I checked on bet365 and you cannot wager on the bee there, however perhaps some Beach Volleyball action is what you are after.
Filipino badminton?
Hahahahaha
You have my attention.
I bet that kid that got the long oo word is pretty pissed right now
Thought of the day: Rob Gronkowski is roughly the size and body type of Bruce Wayne. He, like Bruce Wayne are known for being party animals. Yet, once in a while, Gronk let’s his guard down and you hear how conservative he is, just like Bruce Wayne. What I’m saying is, if there’s a crime fighter emerging in Boston, it’s likely Gronk.
Malmaison
Twbs?
Ha! Eat it! Wait, you already did…
Sorry, I was distracted for a moment.
But I would have gotten it wrong.
Jashun is locked in
Think I’ll give the Get Shorty series a try. I like the people in it. Fully expect it to disappoint.
Do you think the nba is already working on a selective breeding program to produce a line of six-fingered blind mole men to become refs once too many jerseys have been retired by all teams and they have to allow numbers above 55? Or is that still 5-10 years away?
Jacanspellthat
LMFAO
They should all take their little signs off, and there should be a lightning round where they have to spell one another’s names.
GOLDEN
Passes!
– R. Grossman
The people behind “The Trouble With Apu” cannot be happy with this background story.
nice mustache on that girl.
Sweet dreams folks
https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2018/05/25/tallahassee-man-roach-laid-egg-ear/630644002/
As someone who lived in roach-infested hovels for 18 years, the memory of waking up routinely with one or more of those fuckers crawling on me is scarring. My worst days as an adult will never be as bad as living with those fucking things as a child.
There’s your winner right there.
Oh shit, there’s a white kid still in it.
never mind
Jinxer
you know that witch loves ringing that bell.
Klay Thompson emerges from the locker room… Cleveland needs a counter.
BAH GAWD THAT’S MELANIA TRUMP’S MUSIC!
/but seriously where is she?
secret mission to Russia. setting up a safe house.
She was a secret sleeper agent a la “The Americans” this whole time, and she’s just gone back to Russia now that her mission is complete.
it takes about three weeks to clear up a black eye.
I’m only half-kidding about this.
I presume when this girl misspells perduellion, she’ll be on the street selling matches again?
P-E-R-D-U-E-L-I-A-N
Ooh, right church, totally wrong pew.
I’m not here for the fluffy backstories; I’m here for the inwardly miserable children deprived of a healthy childhood by psychotic parents.
GET TO SPELLING, FUCKERS!!!
“We’re sociopaths, asshole. Know the difference.”
-Parents