TGISF… Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?

Recently, while on the beach, I spied a group of a half dozen or so lovely young ladies.  Shut up, I said “spied”, not “stalked”.

Nonetheless, there they were right before me.  I couldn’t exactly not look.  Some were swimming, some were sunning.  They seemed to be having a nice time.  Good for them.

At one point, one of these young ladies walked past where I was sitting, headed away from the beach toward the boardwalk area.  She was a petite girl, attractive, and seemingly having fun with her friends at the water’s edge.  No idea why she was headed toward the boardwalk.  Maybe she had to take a leak (or whatever), none of my business.  But as she passed, I couldn’t help but notice “things”.

The swimsuit she was wearing should have fit her.  As I said, she was fairly petite.  But either she, or whomever picked it out for her, hadn’t taken into account her “measurements”.  For a small girl, she was well-endowed.  Let’s put it that way.  Probably D-cups at least.  And she was barely topping out at 5 feet tall.

Now while I won’t sit here and lie and say I don’t like boobs…because I totally do…boob SIZE  is not terribly important to me and never has been.  Shut up and stop looking at me like that, I’m serious.

But as this girl passed within mere feet of where I was seated on the beach, I couldn’t help but notice.  It may or may not have looked a little something like this…

Now again, honestly…boob size does not matter to me one way or another.  But I have to admit that there was something rather…let’s say “enticing”…about the visual that day.  Under different circumstances, I must admit it was enticing to the point I might have even spoken to this young lady.

I mean, not to tell her how great her tits looked falling out of an undersized swimsuit, even though they did.  I’m not that stupid.  But there was a definite attractive quality there.  Given my circumstances at the time however (I was not exactly alone at the beach, let’s put it that way), I did not speak to the young lady.

But the image stayed in my mind.  As well as its effect on me, and several other guys on the beach I noticed.  Several heads were turning, eyes following her as she made her way to the boardwalk area.

So, that’s where this week’s theme comes from.

IT’S SIDE BOOB WEEK EVAHBODEH!!!!!!!

No, Dear. Not at all. Seems like a perfect fit to me.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDk3tKm5Usw

Stanley Cup Finals

Ahem…..

I really thought the Caps were gonna make me sweat this one out at least one moar game and I’d have to write some sort of creative yet humble crap here foar tonight.

But….no.

Sorry Vegas.  Sincerely.  Your story this season was amazing.  I honestly would not have begrudged if you’d won three straight to take it.

OK, that’s a lie.  But I would have gotten over it.  Eventually.

But no shit, Vegas was amazing this year.

Give ’em a hand.  Seriously….

OK, now shut up.

Because it’s time for the Caps to go on the quest foar the repeat…

Get me two….

I’m never satisfied?

NO, YOU’RE NEVER SATISFIED!!!!!!!!!

Side Boob!!!!!

Enjoy….

OK, that’s enough of that.

The Other Side

I had considered an “equal time” section this week, but there is still a double standard on such things….

Maybe next week.

Orrrrrr….probably not.

Have a nice weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s.

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

[email protected]

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theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Gratliff

Okay then, South Korea
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“GOD DAMN IT! I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!”

-Broadway.

[begins write “Saw; The Musical”]

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That’s a nice jacket, lady.

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Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

These may go together…..

Gratliff

I remembered this being decent if not quite my thing as a raging damaged teenager, but I heard it again recently and was floored by just how good she was doing this

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Too many “Borts,” and not enough “Barts.”

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Brick Meathook

I laughed for five minutes at this

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She’s a squirter.

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Unsuccessful vehicle mating.

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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[sigh] if I just had some more energy.

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All sides of the debate…. as long as they have logical credibility. These side do.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Crushed side boob.

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East, west, and south.

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When she does jumping-jacks anyway.

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Hot side doughnuts.

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WCS

Greetings, asswads.

PRO-TIP: No matter how hungry you are, never talk yourself into the 36 oz. sirloin steak challenge. Delicious? Incredibly. Was I able to finish? Oh hell no. Am I going to want to eat for two days? Nooooope. Am I out a dumb amount of money for one dinner? You bet.

Senor Weaselo

Do you get to take it home?

WCS

Yes. And I’m going to gag every time I open the fridge and see the to-go box.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

At least you won’t have to take a dump for a week.

Wakezilla

Who won Finals MVP?

Seamus, you outdid yourself this week. Great hustle.

Senor Weaselo

Definitely not JR Smith?

WCS

I think some Golden State writers submitted his name.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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PSA; wear condoms.

Doktor Zymm

When people tell me I’m destroying the Earth, ‘ I dont have kids, so I don’t care about the future’

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

People who have kids have a much larger carbon footprint and waste production than you do.

Doktor Zymm

I’m drinking wine while rocking out to a band formed in the 80s. This, among other things, makes me old, yes? And fwiw, it’s Op Ivy

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did they make cheap videos?

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Senor Weaselo

Depends on what kind of wine.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

When am I allowed to hibernate?

King Hippo

nah man, Bearistocrats to NFC Title match, minimum

/but yeah, hibernate until pre-season

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

I think under boob is different than side boob? Or is my whole swimsuit strategy wrong?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, I just like to boobtrarian.

Wakezilla

Got damn!

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Pond boob.

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Also; HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY. Especially those that are frustrated every fucking day in their jobs, but feel trapped for whatever reasons into staying the course.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Damn you cost of housing and booze!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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and age, and misplaced loyalty, 201K, etc., etc.

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“I don’t really like you in that way, but what the heel? A sixpack and we are at Arby’s!”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If deadspin had any balls they would have posted a “Warriors Win Title” story half an hour ago.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

See below.

Senor Weaselo

You mean half a week ago?

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Top dawn middle northeast boob.

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King Hippo

HIPPO WILL ALLOW IT!

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The O-ring.

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Shouldn’t wear dangly earrings when exercising.

Doktor Zymm

Nope, not sex face

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t no what; but she’s getting a lot of reps in.

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Can we show balls? OK.

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Since Doc is here; male side/ front/ nipple/ bottom boob (pec).
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Or scotch boob (single malt)

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Senor Weaselo

That doesn’t really count as sideboob. Would lower abs/groin/whatever it is count?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Since you can see the whole boob it does count. I thought you like science.

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Senor Weaselo

Did you tell your niece she needs to make better throws or else she gets to be mocked? Like when you don’t make it to the line in craps?

Doktor Zymm

just remember out there you’ve got a friend, and you’ll never walk alone again!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Redshirt

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Senor Weaselo

The Yanks’ Scranton/Wilkes-Barre team is doing a Backyard Baseball themed night tomorrow. Let this be a reminder that it’s a travesty that Gary Sanchez hasn’t been using Pablo Sanchez’s theme as plate music. Then again he’s hitting .197 on the year which means he doesn’t deserve the Secret Weapon’s theme.

herodotus450

The witness protection program has really been scrambling since Gary Sanchez became a relatively famous player. Now they have to come up with a new name for wit pos.

Doktor Zymm

Never having kids, but if I did would revive the name ‘Tarquin’ and be the envy of all the hipsters who wish they read enough to have the idea first

herodotus450

Some Star wars hipster probably’s beat you to it already.
/What kind of name is Moff, anyway?

Doktor Zymm

Better than Muff

herodotus450

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Senor Weaselo

Poon Raider was right there, whoever’s in charge of the sexy puns should be fired!

herodotus450

There’s also a “Muffy the Vampire Layer” but it’s German so….

Doktor Zymm

He’s been around. I’m going with c) delaying long enough for his agent to get on the line with Cocacola and see what they offer