NFL News:
In a “good news / bad news” type of situation, Gene Steratore has retired.
- And joined CBS as their rules analyst, for both the NFL and college basketball.
- Since he worked both for over 20 years.
- Besides Steratore, Ed Hochuli, Jeff Triplette and Terry McAulay have retired.
- Hochuli, shockingly, didn’t take a TV job but instead is working as Al Riveron’s assistant.
- And joined CBS as their rules analyst, for both the NFL and college basketball.
- Le’Veon Bell says a long-term contract is “close”, and the odds of him going to camp on time seem “pretty good”.
- They have until July 16 to work out a deal, otherwise his franchise tag for 2018 is $14.5 million.
- Julian Edelman’s suspension appeal was heard Monday.
- The substance for which Edelman tested positive wasn’t one the league’s drug testers recognized. That remains one of two key issues at the heart of his appeal.
- The other, according to a source, involves a mishandling of the documentation and delivery of Edelman’s test results.
- So – the classic “someone must’ve tampered with it due to your carelessness” defence, which will play on WEEI & Barstool.
- The other, according to a source, involves a mishandling of the documentation and delivery of Edelman’s test results.
- The substance for which Edelman tested positive wasn’t one the league’s drug testers recognized. That remains one of two key issues at the heart of his appeal.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Diamondbacks at Marlins – 7:00PM | FS1
- Blue Jays at Astros – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
- Cubs at Dodgers – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Rockies at Giants – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
- College World Series:
- Finals Game 1: Oregon State vs. Arkansas – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Last night was rained out.
- Finals Game 1: Oregon State vs. Arkansas – 7:00PM | ESPN
- WWE:
- Smachdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Thanks to everyone who’ll be stepping in for me over the next week or so. End-of-year deadlines plus a failure to plan has resulted in being unable to contribute regularly. I’M NOT SURE YOU’RE SUFFERING!
Probably to have been expected but the Trumpers are blaming Harley-Davidson for competent executive responsibility. Not the guy who arbitrarily* started a global trade war.
*Russia
…and HillarBama.
Just got back from a three hour “New Father Boot Camp” where I guess I “learned” how to change a diaper. But it was basically 2 hours of this guy’s fatherhood-centric stand up routine.
Look, I’m all for classes being engaging and entertaining — but don’t rob three hours from me when 60 mins would be plenty. Also, i am done with these classes. I’ve heard the same five things in all of them plus some advice followed by, “but you’ll figure out after five or six times.”
You’ll be fine.
Your heart is in it and you can do it.
Christ man, I’ve raised 2 daughters and 3 grandkids.
You have so many nights of lost sleep.
It’s worth it.
Really.
I got a boy — until he tells us he’s a girl and needs $250K.
So, tWBS, who went down on, sorry, to whom, Beavers or Hogs?
After too many drinks it makes little difference.
Oregon State was cruising, had a few calls go against them, then completely imploded.
Arkansas will sweep tomorrow for Nat’l Championship methinks.
My apologies to anyone who took my betting advice re: the Beavers. I forgot Pat Casey was a fucking buffoon. How he managed to not fuck up ’06 and ’07 I have no idea.
Hermana Weaselo finally sat me down to watch Ragnarok. So, ending the world, a normal day in the Weaselo household?
Bass!
We need bass!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp21F4fimkc
Okay.
Slapping the bass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVNn56SjImQ
This is subtle yet understated.
With a fine riff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WO_dS7ti64
Agreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtIj1Sndcc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77S83RpfxQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaeNelsAOGo
Proper bass.
Proper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFKlezPu3xg
Proper.
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Ratman_puppet_lobster.gif
Get hard for toast.
Yvonne DeCarlo was a year older than Al Lewis, she was a Howard Hughes girlfriend, and Tony Curtis fucked her.
This is all my Yvonne DeCarlo trivia knowledge.
And Tony Curtis was gay; she was just that hot.
Tony Curtis was so gay, he screwed every actress in Hollywood. See, that was his was of hiding his gayness back then, by fucking as many women as he possibly could. Tragic, really.
I misspoke, more of a pansexual.
https://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2008/11/tony_curtis_tells_all_in_his_n.html
Pretty defensive there.
HARD!
The one thing I read said that rumors started when he told a film crew he didn’t like kissing MM; MUST be gay if he doesn’t like kissing MM. Not true he was being sarcastic. He also had an affair with her. He was a great looking fucker; hell I’d do him. Well, maybe after a nice dinner.
…and he made a career in ‘MURIKA, so I’m sure he had to deal with all kinds of bullshit.
Does it look defensive? Wasn’t supposed to be. Shit, I only go for the comedy, I guess I kept it too deadpan there. Anyways, I know he loved Spartacus. And oysters and snails.
Probably not; mine was a joke. Well “joke” anyway.
“Knowledge.”
She was hot in “How the West Was Won.”
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001119/
That’s a lot of work.
Tim Kurkjian is a fucking imbecile.
Why in the name of everything holy do I still have this game on my TV?
Time to look for porn.
“You see something new every game. What an amazing sport!”
– Tim Kurkjian
“The important thing about being consistent is consistency.”
– Joe Morgan
*adds to Sensible Chuckles folder*
The obituaries are the best.
Who farted?
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Imma get some sleep. I’ll have 95 minutes and 16 seconds of soccer to watch tomorrow.
😉
You’ll be back for today’s stoppage time no doubt.
I’m already back. Had to write tomorrow night’s open thread.
Now I really am gonna get hammered and watch….something. But it sure as hell won’t be anymore of Cub/Dodgers.
WELL AT LEAST I’M BOOZY!
I would totally agree except I’m NOT flaccid. Well I am right now, but not when it counts dammit.
Oh yeah?
Oh I will, baby. You play your cards right and we both can.
*I’ll enjoy on you…..”
OK, lol. I’ll stfu. I know I’m the only one who cares about college baseball.
Imma go get drunk.
HOLY SHIT. Don’t send him there.
OK, I’m done. Baseball sucks.
They easily tagged that Beaver
Come on Beavers…I mean it’s fucking Arkansas here FFS!!!!!!
Pat Casey kinda looks like….
….and by “kinda”…I mean “separated at birth”.
Just as smart, too.
Kinda seems like you should pulled that pitcher like I told you … AGAIN… huh, Pat?
Wow, did you get lucky there, Pat. Holy hell.
Arkansas should consider warming someone also. But I hope they don’t.
Fuck the SEC.
Beavers got lucky there.
Better pull that kid tho. He’s outta gas.
Also better rev up the nation’s best offense soon.
Well, my offense is revved up.
She DOES seem nice.
Pat Casey…pssssst….
I suggest you get someone else warming. But you won’t.
Oh holy shit…he did.
So he does know how to coach. Sometimes.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally.
David Cone has been calling Joe West Barney Fife these last two games, and I love it. Because Joe West is a disgrace to two of the things I love most, baseball and music.
Do you see that? This guy gets it.
“Last time I ever fly economy minus.”
What is it with all these dead bodies today?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/braves/2018/06/26/body-found-inside-freezer-atlanta-suntrust-park/736747002/
Pat Casey can whine and shake his stupid little dumb head all he wants. Bad calls aside, he fucked this up by not having someone warm and ready WHEN I FUCKING TOLD HIM TO!!!!!
If I can see it from here and I’m not getting paid….then do your job you fucking pinhead.
He’s too invested in the redemption story for the child diddler.
You may be right. And I don’t wanna say much about that because I don’t know.
But Casey fucked up tonight as far as doing his job for Oregon State Baseball.
Pat Casey : Oregon State Baseball :: Elliott Avent : NC State Baseball
A head coach who can’t handle a pitching staff and/or who won’t let a pitching coach manage it.
That hit the fucking line. It won’t get overturned. But Oregon State is getting the screw job here tonight, intentionally or not.
I’m loving all these slo-mo Beaver reviews. Especially when they zoom in.
Money shot?
I haven’t seen a snake mesmerize a pussy like that since….
Shit, what were we talking about again?
Wow, holy shit. Can’t believe they overturned it.
Still shoulda been 2nd and 3rd, but better than I expected.
Although all these reviews are really going to add to the stoppage time.
Why I oughta slug you.
Why are they reviewing this?
It’s a helluva catch, but it was obviously a fucking catch.
Ridiculous.
They’re not the only thing rising tonight
I watch prison docs quite a bit. I have come to the conclusion that I would not do well in there. At all.
It’s the lack of weed availability…AMIRITE????
(weed is available actually, but you wouldn’t like the “price”)
Or how it got there.
Hehehehe….that too.
You’d just have to get rid of your front teeth.
It’s a coincidence that I’m making chimichurri sauce tonight.
Nice. Grilling later?
Arkansas’ pitcher is named Blaine.
His parents should be beaten and then buried alive.
They could have named him Dark.
Hehehehe
“Or Golden!” -Whoever the guy who owns the Vegas Golden Knights is
I’ve got the nasty notion that The Purge 4 is going to do very well within a certain demographic. Me? I’m giving it two opposable thumbs down.
Coming up next, the peyote finally kicks in for Wayne Newton.
Oregon State better start warming somebody if they haven’t already.
Need to have that Beaver warm to work.
I think this Beaver is spent.
Seriously, they need to pull Heimlich or this is gonna get ugly very quickly.
Really Casey? Do you not see this?
Heimlich is a great pitcher. But he’s a kid and he’s rattled. Get his ass outta there and save a little of his arm to possibly come back for game three.
Holy shit, Pat Casey is a fucking moron.
Oh, NOW they decide to start warming someone.
Holy shit.
smgdh
Jeebus…it’s about fucking time.
And you killed his confidence even more than if you’d have gone and gotten him when I fucking told you to originally.
Beavers about to open it up.
Hehehehe
/files away “look at those beavers spread open…the field” jokes for JV NFL
Beavers just got fucked.
To answer Blax’s question below, I am teaching my regular course 9-3, and because the district is short staffed I’ve been teaching an English 12 course from 4:00-6:30 every night since May 29. Naturally, all the lazy shits are turning in work that’s been due earlier in the term or year, but district policy says I have to accept it. All this ends Friday.
Throw in selling beer at night, and I’ve lost almost all of my available free time. Good thing I finished World War G before the crunch – last installment tomorrow.
Yay Foar WWG. Boooo foar it being the last installment.
Bigger booooo foar Canadia screwing around with our Rob.
Just foar that Imma go eat a donut and apologize to someone. IN ‘MURRICA DAMMIT.
It doesn’t help that a Canadian year is only like 0.87 of an American year.
EDIT: Oh wow, only 0.75. Guess those tarriffs are really working!
Padre Weaselo’s comment: “Maybe it’s OJ?”
https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/06/26/dead-body-found-janoris-jenkins-basement-giants
Hey Al…you still got that White Bronco or what?
Eli’s finally slipped up.
“That’s just great….who is going to be our #1 outside corner in training camp?”
-Hardcore Giants Fan
“I KNOW I can guard Aaron Hernandez, but how to prove it…”
-J. Jenkins
She was a tennis player. One of the best ever, I’m told. Why does no one remember Jaime Sommers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wd6IuVya4M
Fuck that bitch for stealing my thunder. If I ever catch her….
Shit, she’s faster than I thought.
“Someone call me?”
No Anna, no one has called.
I would show you, but I can’t google her name at work.
Soooooooo….Heather Locklear seems pretty stable, huh?
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/26/entertainment/heather-locklear-medical-call/index.html
Perhaps if you were posed as an ad for a sex doll for 30 years you might end up with an issue or five.
/me? I’d take my chances.
Dude, If I thought anyone wanted to see me pose as a sex doll, I’d fucking scream with joy.
But sure, I might then kick a cop and try to OD. Tough but fair.
Guh! I HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF PRETENDING TO BE A HEATHER LOCKLEAR POSTER! IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!
Is too!!!!!!
“STOP! JUST STOP FIGHTING! YOU’RE RUINING CHRISTMAS. YOU CAN BOTH BE HEATHER LOCKLEAR POSTERS!”
“JUST BECAUSE YOU EARN THE MOST MONEY-IT DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BOSS AROUND YOUR MOM AND DAD”!
/”AND WHERE ARE MY SMOKES?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-cUJytFZp0
I wish I could recall the female tv star that shook her tits after winning an event in this ‘contest’. 12 year-old me had quite the awakening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9KYQB5a0tg
[ball is flushed thru the net with both hands]
“I mean, it could be a dunk. Maybe. I think the league office should provide some clarification.”
-Gene Steratore
So, Gary Bettmen got inducted into the Hall of Fame…
Of Disgraces?
“Sorry, our bad. Bettman was elected to the Hall of Lame.” -Hockey writers, I hope
I heard that the NHLPA is going to present him with a gold swatch to commiserate the occasion.
Let’s go Beavers. Pound those Hogs!!!!!
Hehehe.
You’ve been sitting on that one (heh) since the teams were announced.
I see what you did there.
Bravo.
Hmmm what to talk about… thinks maybe check on the AL East.
Orioles doing well….
It’s June 26.
How behind are you that you’re already flailing to meet year end deadlines?
Hey man, I’m just happy to have electricity tonight.
Kudos to Duke Energy (in spite of your stupid name) for getting that shit cleaned up and my A/C back on so quickly. I thought it was gonna be a long damned night.
Beerguy Rick is a teacher. It’s crunch time for them here in Canadia