So.. somebody may have dropped the ball. It was me. TO THE GAME!
Ravens/Bears: If you can find two more uninteresting teams in all of the sports I’d like you to tell me about them down below. Still, it’s THE FOOTBALL, baby! Massively muscled people you’ve never heard of might just suffer debilitating injuries! Will we see see a modicum of truth via a biscuit? Perhaps. Perhaps not. Warm milk being imbibed on the sideline. MAYBE!
Get after it, fellow addicts.
I didn’t know Donna Brazile’s brother played football
I can’t hear over the din, but I think this bar is playing Rock Lobster. Too bad the Bears aren’t playing against Brock Lobster.
What bar?
I’m trying out Santa Monica Brew Works. I biked here. Some regrets. Everyone looks like they needed to be carded and probably is into imagine dragons.
Fuck that place. Go three blocks south (across the 10) to Pico, turn left (east)and go to The Daily Pint at Pico and 23rd. Do it now.
Do they have food?
No
Ok, what the fuck was going on with that last CFL kickoff/recovery/punt thingy?
Oh, and again HOLY SHIT ARGOS!
I just love how most “experts” predicts the Ravens will make playoffs. They’re like the Steelers without the talent.
Hippo gave me a Bearistocrats in the NFC title game guarantee!
damn skippy ah did!
Alright I’m playing video games. night
The Cubs have this uncanny ability to just forget how to hit when encountering some random junk ball thrower or stretched out reliever for the first time.
I absolutely LOVE those Nazi Hunters documentaries. Read one book account, too. That is some badass shit.
The Real Odessa
ordered!
Nazi hunting with Poe? Am down.
HOLY SHIT ARGOS!
Bit a toe showing!
found a funny:
Bruce Banner with his hand stuck in a Pringles can, getting more and more frustrated.
Wonder if it is really his hand…..
Lamar Jackson is just out here playing football, the game where you throw the ball to the other team.
What’s the problem here? – Jake Delhomme
Brittfar mumbles approvingly for 8.5 minutes
Yes, this blows but just think all our belly aching when the season ends in February.
I ain’t complain ONCE
Whats good?
yea i’m not watching football yet…. im in Chicago for work and MY hometown SAN DIEGO PADRES are currently up 3-1 against the CUBS!!!! YEA PADRES!!!
I talked to my boss and he said he might be able to snag me some tickets for this 4 game series!!! psyched is an understatement!!!!!
do LAWD’s work! Help teh Dirt Yinzers and/or Packers catch the Bastard Man Small Bears!!
Booooooooooo
If you find yourself swarmed by shitty teens slinking their way to Lolla, throw some drugs and when they swarm the bag you can run away.
Have some deep dish for me
Jerry Kramer is lying.
He was going to go on a rampage if he didn’t get in I bet.
Kramer v. EVERYONE
he’s old and played footbaw, so he prolly just really no remember
Jimmy Fallon needs to go away.
Turns out the nerd shit is off tonight, footbaw it is.
Is Lamar Jackson elite?
LAMAR! is not the brightest bulb in the drawer, but he’s liek a kid out there so the announcers will no doubt jism all over.
I’m enjoying the Yankee announcer blaming the (admittedly completely ineffective) reliever who gave up 8 runs in one inning and not the 315 lb. starter who blew a 4-0 lead and couldn’t even start the 4th inning, or the manager who left him in after the 4th run, with no outs.
CC turned back into a (diabetic) pumpkin, huh?
It’s not pretty.
Lamar Jackson is RGIV, right?
He’s Lamar III to me after the Lamar from The Wire and Lamar from HL2
LAMAR! and yeah
No that’s DeShaun Watson
If the grand-kids of Beatles formed a band how much money do you think they would make? It has to be one grand-kid from each member.
“Eh, how about $3000?”
-Lorne M.
Best part of that story is that McCartney was at Lennon’s NYC apartment, they saw it, and they almost came down.
I’ve heard that too. I like to imagine they were so high that even if the wanted to, they wouldnt have made it to the studio.
What kind of tree do you guys think the Andy Reid coaching tree is? Mesquite, right?
I was thinking it would be more of a chocolate fountain…
This will get you fired from Rick & Morty
Corn dog…
TOUCHDOWN ARGOS!
Twenty four point lead down to Five!
Good to see the Ravens are getting their defense into order with the usual “Massive number of penalties” scheme..
Did they pull a Bearistocrat fan out of the stands and make them the QB now?
PT Willis is back in the league?
Nosferatu! AHHH!!!
Are there any color pics of Rudy Giuliani?
I don’t know about color film, but you’re certainly not going to see him in a mirror.
Good to see Tony Dungy is as energetic and animated as always…
You’ve really got to hang around if you want…
/looks up at banner
Ah, fuck it. It’s been done.
Yeah I’m reading a book:
“America’s got talent!”
-America’s mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAFuD-S-e_E
Lamar Jackson: “I was great at college, so I imagine playing in the NFL will be OH MY GOD I’M NOT FAST ENOUGH!”
Norwegian Punter? New Animal Collective album already?
Can’t get into this just yet. * Mainly because I don’t have cable*
In other news I fished Drew’s book “The Hike” 2 years later. I enjoyed it.
It’s really good, I think I just got around to it last year.
This is an inspiration speech. However, it is done by Rey Lewis so its making me hate mentors and role models.
Imagine Ray Lewis when CTE kicks in.
So, about five minutes ago?
Five years ago.
give it a few more years, he’ll be confessing on air
“I’ll never leave my city for any amount of money…now an indictment…that is another story”
Ray “Stabby” Lewis HOF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVyhCvXc-a4
Thanks to my dual citizenship I’m watch the Ottawas vs the Torontos in hot CFL action.
Friday baby! Hot fresh Johnny Football action!
It would be the Browniest thing in history if he ended up salvaging a career. I kind of hope he does.
Game of the Week!
Oh good…some Ray Lewis concussion fed, religious crap…
I suspect he’ll cut right to the point.
Dear lord he is pouring it on thick…
Yeah. Yeah.
As a Baltimore native, I really want to set my TV on fire right now.
The fucker don’t live in Baltimore. That is what I love about him claiming that.
He lives in a fucking Reisterstown, MD.
Leaving this in like twenty minutes to go watch some nerd shit, if Taliesen Jaffe’s character dies again I’ll try not to spoil it for you all.
But LAMAR! is coming.
anyone else catch GLOW season 2 this summer? I thought it was solid.
Damn entertaining program,
I’m on ep5 and have every intention of finishing it next week when I go to the beach.
It’s my next binge watch. Loved the first season.
90% of what players say when they are mic’ed up is really…REALLY fucking stupid.
90% of players are really…REALLY fucking stupid.
strippers DO make the bestest moms ,, ppl forget that
What is that kid, like four or five? Don’t her legs work?
World Champion at “The Floor is Lava”?
“She’s not a stripper! She’s an exotic dancer! Mom studied at Julliard’!”
/slams bedroom door, cranks Morrissey
When she gave birth to that girl she probably fired her across the room
So, we won’t be subjected to the usual NBC halftime verbal diarrhea?
So I’ve had a sore throat the last couple days (waah), and I had a pair of concert tix for tonight. I told the Mrs she could take a buddy if she wanted, since I might be kind of a whiny bitch, and she did. So did I win or lose? Here’s the lineup, opener to headliner:
Tommy Tutone
Greg Kihn
Loverboy
Rick Springfield
When is the puppet show?
After the donkey show.
Christ, I’d contract Ebola to get out of that show.
High school freshman me was pretty fired up.
HALFTIME!
Is anyone reading anything?
I’m doing Black/Out by Connie Wells. It’s an easy read that required a shit-ton of research about London during WW2.
I started my English masters, so I’m committed to spending all my non-reading/writing time to melting my brain.
I do have an ear-marked copy of TIm O’Brien’s first book on my desk though, so I might finish that in the next couple weeks.
This, about an Arctic expedition that goes to shit while looking for a place that never existed.
In the interests of being a self-serving asshole, please find the piece I did last year with more history of the Hall of Fame game than you want/it deserves: https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2017/08/03/bonus-25-questions-about/
Not saying I’m going to read this. Or even try to read it. But I’ll try to try.
That was a great read.
Gentlemen.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
there was a Bennie Fowler sighting earlier!!
The outfielder who can’t hit?
that one struck out as pinch hitter today but WE WON anyhow because our AAA team is good!
Holy shit, I can’t remember the last time I even thought about Bennie Fowler.
well, now it’s liek 2 minutes ago smh
Go back to Twitter
you first
I CAN NEVER LOG OFF
Canton Ohio is such as utter shithole. Like every rust belt city…the white people only show up for special events.
Reminds me of the Preakness in Baltimore.
So this is an exciting game. Yay foar preseason.
I am going to take a shower to wash off the stain of this terrible, terrible substitute for football.