So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer, and then scratched our asses to our hearts’ content, right?
Wait seriously? Do you NOT work for a company that gives you a four day weekend this weekend?
Um, I guess the appropriate thing to say is “Sorry!”?
For those of us lucky to get an extra holiday or with enough foresight to take a day of vacation and make it a proper four day weekend, today has been a glorious day of doing jack shit.
If you live in Southern California (and really, why the fuck wouldn’t you? BFC just moved here and he’s finally realized this is Nirvana without the shotgun), you no doubt are taking advantage of our local markets’ deals this weekend.
Yes, you read correctly, that’s 72 beers at 50 cents each.
Granted, that will last the average DFOer until Saturday afternoon, but this is why you have a second fridge in the garage.
Wait, do you NOT have a second fridge in the garage?
Ok, we will just gloss over that and focus on the important things:
SEXY FRIDAY IS BACK TONIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, AND I’M DOING A TRIBUTE TO JAIME PRESSLY!!
Seriously, there were some DAMN good pictures of her posted recently and I figured we needed to do a tribute.
Without further ado, gentlemen, start your boners:
Don’t you wish you had stopped by Stater Brothers so you could replenish your fluids now?
This is what happens when you don’t think ahead, people!
I’ll see you in a few hours with the Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread. If your penis/clitoris is not rubbed raw by the end of the weekend, I’ve let us all down.
No, you know what? Fuck you. This is on you, buddy!
I miss Canada. Man, I want to go back! The Yukon might be nice this time of year. Too bad I don’t like bears.
Well, maybe they’re not that bad. And maple syrup makes great lube…
Sorry!
Ok, that’s enough out of me.
Moose, please continue posting gifs of Tom Brady getting sacked.
All of DFO will cum by the end of this evening, one way or another…
I leave you with two things to think about/ research:
Why are the Stanford cheerleaders dressed for the Holidays?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ykVunCazeU
Is it Spam who is the SDSU alum? I know we have someone here who is.
we may have multiples?
black socks to bed? ALWAYS brang teh multiples
lucky you.
I asked for DIET coke dammit!!!!!
the SDSU tightend just trucked the corner.
Dem legs be shiny.
This is a funny video…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IFBdICwe3s
It basically reminds me when my old man was giving me shit for listening to public enemy and I finally convinced him to listen to one of the songs on the Empire Strikes Black album.
This is why black folks go to their barber shops.
There is always some old, wise cat giving advice. And someone selling good food for cheap. And a lot of scuttlebutt on the hood.
No offense…you white folks…your haircut places…its like going to the DMV. If my visit to the barbershop takes less than three hours…I am pissed. I go there to relax…talk shit…and learn some shit.
Sorry…one of my old ladies hooked up with me. We’ve been partying. She kind of fell out so I am drunk on the couch and surfing the net.
the black barbershop would be fun. I gets my hair cut by a Lebanese woman, so that’s at least on the colour palette?
Sir, I’ll have you know I took my elderly mother to her hair appt this morning, and I was able to interact with a bunch of old white ladies and one white gay guy.
But yeah, it was boring as hell. You win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yx80V7EMFU
That’s probably game for the Fightin’ Eldricks.
There’s a decent chance I’m going to San Diego for a work-related conference in mid-September so idea of things to do, drink, eat, etc. are welcome.
I”ll trade you my work trip to Sac/Reno.
You just but I have a state capitol visit thing and that trip would knock out two for me.
I’m thinking tequila or beer would be the better wound-soothing choice
drink all teh things!
/but not tequila, that is the sweat from Satan’s ballsack
Ummmmmm….
Yeah, not gonna say it.
she been there before ,, smh
One must have all of these and more to be properly stocked.
Aztec QB fucked up. Throw it away dude.
never forget
BFC at the beach (artist’s conception)
His white foamy product anyway.
might have to visit BFC at the next managers meeting in SoCal
Huzzah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdBt3n1MtFM
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I watched “Coach” as a kid. I’m watching “Coach” as an adult. The question still remains:
How does Hayden Fox consider Luther a friend, let alone hire him as an assistant coach?
They killed and buried a hooker together.
that is the strongest possible male bond
*Defensive coordinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Oa6ih0kgA
this Gif smells like cigarettes and dirty water.
AND FLORIDA?
Like I always say, “when an Equanimious St. Brown graduates and goes to the nfl, an Osiris St. Brown will be there to take his place.”
Hey kids! Want to play the annual Eliminator challenge?
Here’s the link!
http://fantasy.espn.com/nfl-eliminator-challenge/2018/en/group?groupID=56874
It’s the DFO Crack Suicide Squad. Pick a winner each week using each team only once.
Lead yourself to fame notoriety and “Legendary” status here at DFO.
Be all you can be!
committing suicide after your entry goes out? optional!
Two turnovers in one play at Extinct Mexican Culture – Red Tree. Everyone finish your drink.
Extinct? They co-opted the Catholic Religion.
I may have confused it for the Mayans, but the Spanish conquered their empire in the 16th Century. That’s still technically “extinct”.
Michigan State wins
I like her.
she looks latina. proceed with caution….sexy, rough, angry caution.
Wisconsin only needed one quarter of preseason to figure shit out, but these nfl gloree boys need four whole games?
they dont taek nees during the nathem either god bless #MAGA
The trick is playing WKU
(at casino today)
Mississippi Stud Poker Dealer: “But you’re getting good cards. You’re have outs. You should at least be winning one or two hands. How are you still losing?”
Me: “Story of my life.”
you could have also told him “Bengals fan”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hFYgMBDPFE
Even Larry Nassar thought 11 was too low for Mich St.
BANNER this circuit
This SDSU Defense, i call them the Lumberjacks ’cause they’re chopping down these trees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts
I picked up the keys to my place, walked along the beach, and am grabbing a pizza now. Yeah, this place is pretty nice.
Where?
Santa Monica
Don’t take this the wrong way, because I really like you…
But fuck you.
Yes, I’m jealous.
If you decide to buy weed, hit Lincoln Blvd. then hang a right onto Rose Ave. About halfway to the beach it’s on the right side. Tell the really hot chick there I said hi. She’ll know what it means.
And that’s how BFC got blacklisted from every weed shop in the area!
I resent that. I always behave myself in weed stores.
You know, bcuz I want weed. And they have weed.
AND IT’S NOT MY DAMNED FAULT SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER.
OK, it kinda is….but still.
that’s the last time you’ll visit the beach.
Why does everyone keep saying that? I’ve already been to the beach a half dozen times without living right on it. Imma be at that beach.
You didnt say you live in Santa Monica. That’s different.
In your honour, Sir.
HOW ARE THERE EVEN RANKINGS THIS EARLY IN THE SEASON!? I though even the BCS solved that nonsense by not releasing official ranking until week 7.
BUT HOW WILL THE INNOCENT, RATIONAL DENIZENS OF ALABAMA KNOW THEIR TEAM MIGHT BE GOOD?!?!?
How can Ohio State and Michigan State hold it over That School Up North that they have a higher ranking?
Point out their respective records against the Fightin’ Khakis in the last 15 years?
Same goes for “AP Preseason All-American” players. It’s just stupid click bait.
li’l safety dance (ya!) fer the Trees
Hilltopper is definitely a euphemism for strip mining, no?
Touchdown Utah State. Pending extra point will be 31-30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=162&v=mVoAFJD-Ye0
I resent the implication that Jamie Pressley doesn’t also incite ladyboners
OK, if this is gonna turn into an angry peggers night?
I’m probably still OK with it.
I am originally from Winnipeg but generally good natured so not an angry pegger.
You know you want to see Jaime Pressly wearing a strap on just as much as I do!!!!!
Shit, I said that out loud didn’t I?
You are correct. I regret the omission.
Water, wet; Dirt Cowboys, woeful.
Sorta looks like you got yerself a Morgan Webb there, fella
“This is why we only schedule MAC opponents” – Non-Sparty B1G ADs, in unison
Inorite?
– Stanford
TRUE STORY: That kid couldn’t play the banjo.
No shit?
Actually it is true.
I kinda fucked this up. Please disregard. Carry on.
Isn’t that one of Ned Beatty’s lines from the same film?
Love her.
The holes really opened up big for Gaje Ferguson on that INT return.
“This Taiwan Deal is the worst trade in the history of trades.”
Demented president complaining about a future trade deal with China, or a demented sports writer complaining about a future trade involving Wisconsin RB Taiwan Deal.
also possibly a swingers review?
Aztecs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY
Guess who’s team stayed late to drop orders on the Friday before a 3 day weekend because sales decided to sandbag their orders? Oh should i add accounting is moving off Great Plains and all orders need to be drop TODAY.
Fucking Sales.
*whose
Folks
Imaginary Cowperson