Your “This Isn’t What I Meant When I Said Blow Me” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m on my way to pick up teh King Hippo.  We’ve decided…. fuck this hurricane, we’ goin’ drankin’.

Yikes Hippo, looks like I might be a little late.

Just kidding folks.

Having driven in the middle of more than one hurricane over the years, I’m staying home this time and hoping no trees come down through the roof.  But if they do, at least I’ll be able to fire up my chainsaw and cut some stuff apart.

As I type this, I’ve spent the past two days hurricane proofing my property.  Which generally means either moving stuff inside, or bungee’ing things down so they don’t end up going through my neighbors’ windows when wind gusts happen.  More or less….so I don’t get sued for stupid shit.  Currently, it looks like the storm is gonna veer south a little bit, which means we’ll miss the worst of it here in my neck of the woods.

But pray foar Hippo.  He’s gone south to save his eldest and will then be moving inland.  But he’ll still be directly in the path if things stay the way they look currently.

Imma be really pissed off if he ends up ded.

Also, there’s not gonna be any talky talky this week, or sports listings.  I’m just trynna to get this written before my power goes out.  And trust me, it will.

True Story Bro

Two weeks ago, I was briefly planning to hit the coast this  weekend and try to do a little sunning and surfing before Autumn hit.  I’m really happy now that I opted to not do that.

Hopefully, in a couple of weeks from now, I’ll be able to do it anyway and also get some good deals on accommodations.

“Why no, I don’t mind if there’s sand in my living room.  Just cut the room rate in half and you’ve got yourself a deal!!!!”

 

Cheerleaders Delayed

Normally, to celebrate the recent return of footbaw, I would have been doing cheerleaders the past two weeks.

(Hehehe)

But because of complications here at home and elsewhere, I’ve been away for a coupla weeks.

Shoulda been College Cheergirls two weeks ago, NFL Lovelies last week.  My apologies.  But we’re gonna make up for it this week.

ATTACK OF TEH CHEERLEADERS PPL!!!!!!!!

Rah Rah

Enjoy….

Stand up and Cheer!!!!

Equal Time Fo’ Da Ladies?  You Betcha!!!!

(though honestly the pickings are slim for it this week)

((there are pretty much no good male cheerleader photos to be had so I’ll give you what I can))

Damn.  Almost makes me wish I was gay.

Almost.

Getting Blown (Away)

OK folks, that’s it for this week.

Keep teh Hippo in your thoughts.

Imma go outside now and check on some stuff….

Artist’s Conception

Love ya’s

 

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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“Thank the Lord you didn’t put up pictures of College cheerleaders. That would be gross for a man my age. Too old.”
-R. Moore

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*high school

Redshirt

“Keep going.”

– R. Moore

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WCS

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Airports are a great reminder of how much people suck.

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scotchnaut

“Unlike trespassers, we stand behind our work.”

-Pink Floyd Industries

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Gratliff

About a season and a half into The Expanse. Never thought I’d see the day Syfy made an actually compelling series.

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scotchnaut

“I’d let her Char My Lane!”*

*I got a solid F+ in a history class that was about sand and more sand.

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scotchnaut

ME: “Knock, knock.”

YOU: “Who’s there?”

ME: “You’re still interested at this point?”

YOU: “Uhh,,, Sure. Why not?”

ME: “Fuck off.”

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Senor Weaselo

Well, we found the WTF decision!

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Wakezilla

She’s doing a fantastic job

King Hippo

PROMOTION! 😀

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King Hippo

All the Manafort intrigue makes me think of this song/video:

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King Hippo

good Christ, that is art right there!

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King Hippo

oh, thin blondes. Is there nothing you can’t make better?

Wakezilla

What Hippo said

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herodotus450
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Sounds like the Carolignas could use some of those big wall shaped things that block water? What’re they called again? Oh right, lesbians!
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Wakezilla

She’s a national treasure

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herodotus450
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So many sprots teams named after hurricanes, or waves, or tornados, but what about deadly fires or balcony collapses?
oh wait…
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King Hippo

Yasiel Puig homered, 1-0 Doyers. That is NAWT The Right Way.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Go Brooklyn!

King Hippo

I hear they can has nice zoo!

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Artist’s conception (heh) of hippo and twbs later
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/well fuck me only imgur has it, i guess

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King Hippo

ah cancelled mah evac, then stayed. Oldest kid even worked a shift at the local Sheetz today! Now just me and the #BFIB with KMOX overlay to replace goddamned McCarver.

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King Hippo

shut up, puppys! u dont noe me ,, smh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Welp, I haven’t had a drink in 19 days, but a) I’m going to a wedding this weekend b) my flight is delayed 3 hours and c) I have an assload of Southwest drink coupons. Time to end the drought?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

A) My condolences 2) GET LIT!

King Hippo

Mr Ayo NAILED IT! I don’t think I have attended a wedding since I got divorced (approx. 10 years ago, I think). I send a gift, that is all anyone really fucking wants from me.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Your presence (at the rain-soaked titty bar) would be my presents

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King Hippo

methinks you have indeed proved you are not an alcoholic, just a drunk (ie, don’t have to go to them meetings) and you should loudly offer to fight anyone who say different.

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Was that “Hey Mickey” up there? Here’s my Toni Basil mini-shrine:

Toni Basil was the assistant choreographer for The T.A.M.I. Show, the greatest concert film ever made
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Toni Basil choreographed and co-directed this:
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Toni Basil watches a guy try to order a sandwich in Five Easy Pieces:
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Tony Basil is a Mardi Gras hooker in the acid scene in Easy Rider
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My fancy Hollywood friend has a picture of himself sitting in her lap. I am jealous.

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scotchnaut

“I remember when Seamus was on time. He was a real inspiration.” /s

-Mussolini

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scotchnaut

Seamus?

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Mr. Ayo
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Well done, sir. Stay safe Hippo.

ballsofsteelandfury

I need to know more about these Lady Steelers ladies because I know they’re not official cheerleaders.

That makes them even better.

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