Well, night has fallen and it can’t get back up. Stupid night. What to do? Why, watch a blowout, of course. TO THE GAME!
Pats/Lions:
My bold prediction: this will be the first game that has two (2!) qb’s throw for 450+ yards in the same game and the final score won’t be remotely close. The Pats D is a complete travesty that is allowing 5.5 yards per play and 25 points per game. Did I mention they’ll be missing 3 starters? Not that that’s a big deal-you can sub any bub off the street/practice squad and get the same lousy results. Fucking Brady will always be who the late Dennis Green thought he is/was. He reads D’s better than any qb alive. That’s just a stupid, niggling fact that non-Pats fans refuse to acknowledge. His counterpart in this game-Matthew Ican’tbelieveit’snotbutterpants has an adequate arsenal of weapons to counteract the inevitable onslaught. He should be able to throw some spaghetti (points) against the wall (scoreboard).
Let’s see how it all unfolds. Should you feel the urge to let your feelings be known, type those randoms down there below.
…..caitlyn jenner…
I just got in from doing groceries and I see that the P*ts lost. I’d say it’s starting to feel like 1992, but this Dolphins team is really bad and has no offense and the P*ts are a couple of bullshit roughing the passer calls from winning the Superb Owl
I can do that.
*MOST days
/am old now
Don’t do it! Those are sirens luring you to your death.
1 more drink!
Someone’s living the dream!
Obama was so fucking cool. I hate 6 years of his presidency was wasted.
By the time these stupid/evil assholes are done with it all 8 will be wasted. Fuck; all the progress since 1900 will be fucking wasted.
they can never take away the fact that he existed, and that none of them will ever be as fucking cool as he was. But yeah, they will likely destroy the entire human race in the process of trying.
OMFG, he is having beer with BARRY!!!! This is how cool that motherfucker was, and he still offed himself. What the fuck is my excuse??
AHS Producer 1: so how do we get better ratings?
Producer 2: how the hell should I know, better ratings how?
#1: you know, more viewers, like mad men!
#2: well shit, that’s easy, just put a hot redhead on the show like christina Hendricks, easy enough!
Eliminator!
God, I want to quit my job.
“Go ahead!”
–Vontae Davis–
I’ve had a tab open in my chrome browser for 3 weeks trying to figure out her name
I assume you’re kidding but it’s Zahia Dehar.
https://www.instagram.com/zahiaofficiel/?hl=en
NAILED IT!!
See I found that name before, and it was only listed as a designer.
And i guess I need glasses because I wasn’t really recognizing her on google image search
I dunno who she is, but she seems very friendly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vya-U7HcLSk
Alright, maybe its time to get those glasses:
Is this her?
also Moose – why won’t teh Dirt Donks lose? Surely they noe is best FOAR America if #BFIB are back in the playoffs??
NOPE!
So, how much of Donks WOO! you get to watch? It didn’t seem to me like we played that bad, in a very bad matchup for us. I am happy to just take it and move on.
Damned shame about that kick return TD, though.
Half the time when they travel to the east it turns into disaster throughout their history; not a surprise. I thought the defense would play better. Some fucking weird calls; even the booth and “expert” were disagreeing with them. They still played slopy. KC is going to fucking murder kill them.
yeah, I had that thought multiple times today. But the Chefs are gonna murder-kill lotsa folk this season, if any solace.
If they don’t at least make the AFC title match, they seriously have to replace Andy Reid. I believe the Andy Reid playoff curse thing is over-wrought, but I will change my tune if this offense can’t advance against this weak (non-Jaguras) field.
I also expected better out of the defense. But turns out that front office feud with Two of the Good Ones was a bad idea. Who knew?
1 more drink
I hear tell this is how habits start. Or good stories. How are YOUR nudie bars?
That’s my credo
mines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXciBKcfQ8
That is a very nice hiney.
She seems friendly.
This is what they use to CELEBRATE
Eli scored? I bet it was over in 15 seconds.
I’m watching the local news right now. Which i try to never do, because it always pisses me off. But it came on after football and I didn’t change the channel in time.
But any person who evacuates from a hurricane (or any other disaster) and leaves their pets behind to die horribly, should be shot on sight.
And yes, I’m willing to be the one who pays for the ammunition and takes the shot(s).
I haven’t seen local news in like 15-20 years, not surprised it’s nothing but outrage porn now.
I try to avoid it at all costs.
I wasn’t paying close enough attention tonight.
I was going to ask if it was a violation of the pet Hippocratic oath I presumed you took until I realized who was getting shot.
That oath says I am bound to advance animal health and public safety (that part is mostly about the food chain).
Killing these assholes qualifies IMHO.
killing humans is almost always the right call
Jay-sus
I wish to someday soon to take my Dad back to Vietnam. I honestly believe it would give him closure.
whatever his other faults, McCain was a stand-up dude on this issue. Normalization. Shaking hands and leaving the past in the past.
Damn right.
Yesssir.
I see why the ladies LOVE this alcoholic fizzy water, Only 100 calories per, and it’s low-carb! Plus yummy, with minimal hangover effect.
I see Ben Shapiro now has his own show on FOX NEWS. I’m sure it’s even-handed, and goes into detail for both sides of the argument.
It’s called “FOX Don’t Care About Feelings” isn’t it? I hope he gets concussed on his first day walking into an extremely tall object like the crossbar on a bar stool.
I didn’t realize Fox News was doing shorts.
Good to know.
One more drink!
ok, let me see if I can walk downstairs without dying. Fuck, my toe hurts
I have yet to confirm no helicopter looking for the murder. But barring that? chuh chuh
I’l watch Parts Unknown. Anthony Bourdain was a modern man
I watched some last night. Made me maudlin(er). Was he a Jest fan? He killed himself way too close to FOOTBAW for anything else to make sense.
The biggest shock to me when Bourdain died was that he had a girlfriend. That guy was a raging queen.
all coked up doesn’t count!
Jennifer Love Tits is getting older……and heavier.
So am I, buddy, so you just leave her alone.
good call. I take back my comment. Jennifer Love Tits should sit on my face. Please
We all do. Nothing wrong with it.
gravity? it’s a motherfucker.
HOW MANY BRAS ARE YOU WEARING?
Last time I saw that much oil I was at an Olive Garden.
bites through retainer
Now all I need is a Steelers loss or Tie Game 2: Tie Harder and I’ll be happy.
that is assuming fitzmagic continues somehow
Against that secondary? Cue the Conor McGregor 3.0.
we have seen harvardback fuck up against worse afc east(!!!) d-backs in the past
Are we sure it’s over?
Me too, I’m waiting for them to come back to start the 3rd half.
What a lovely evening! Sweet dreams y’all!
Good night!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUpz1Na5zP8
Belichik stabs matt patrica
Alright, so this is the early season loss that everyone expects TEH GREARIOTS have done the last few seasons.. The AFC is still crap.
1) RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!
2T) Chefs
2T) Jaguras
Fuck if I know who comes next.
[sees greatriots schedule]
wanna say the last time the bears beat the pats was 2000 when shane matthews(!!!) made a record number of pass completions in a row
yup, dreamboat is undefeated against the fucking bears
https://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl/chicago-bears/teamvsteam?opp=19
Will Belicheat handoff?
Hey, I got sommet right!
maybe he’s against Dreamboat and Gronk in FF too
He’s actually given up? Wow.
then they got too many yards running and he threw twice. But NAE to Gronk so WOO!!!!
Ugh, the “On to Cincinnati” game. I hate it when they bring that up.
Next week the 1-2 Patriots play the 3-0 Miami Dolphins.
Hello, 1978!
Personally, I’d kiss the ground to wake up to President Carter.
Oooh. I’m taking out a loan and then betting that with everything I own on the LOLphins.
Jaws 2 is gonna be awesome!
I have this weird theory that there’s a connection of some sort between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader.
Jaws 2 is legit underrated.
SWIM BILLY SWIM!!!
I actually went to see Jaws 3D in the theatre, with my then HS GF.
We then went to Burger King for dinner after.
This is true.
I’m a big spender.
/no wonder she dumped me
Note to self. Stay away from my parents. I don’t want to “Back to the Future” myself.
even in near victory lions tryin to lion
My son’s roommate, the super-Patriot fan, is doing a semester in Africa. Just asked my son if there was any chance he was awake now so that I could rag on him.
Son: “He’ll be up in an hour.”
Me: “Then so will I.”
THAT’S GOOD PARENTING!
We’ve found him: the lone pats fan that WOULD go to Africa willingly
The LOLfins have a 2-game lead on the field. They could lose by 60 next week, and still be comfortably in first.
Chad Ochocinco inhales deeply….but what if they WON?
True, but that just means the Dolphins can lose both head-to-head games against NE and blow the lead.
Dreamboat shits hisself more often than not in FL
I don’t like Detroit competence
Try the water.
Just tuned in and . . . wow
I can still win this week if no one but Antonio Brown touches the ball tomorrow night and if JuJu gets kidnapped.
/starts truck, drives to TB
SHUT UP JUJU I’LL TAKE YOU BACK AFTER THE GAME!!!!!!
No wait! Stop! STOP!
Go though Atlanta. I know, its sounds odd, but traffic should be light overnight.