As the universe likes to do, the schedule is at its most interesante when my shitty wolves are playing. SIGH.
Syracuse at Clemson (Noon, ABC)
Laugh all you want, but Cuse is the kind of physical side that gives the Tiggers fits. Surely will at least bit the yuuuuuuuge 25.5-point spread (fingers crossed).
West By God Virginia at Texas Tech (Noon, ESPN2)
No game today will be more casually fun to watch than this likely 70-something to 50-something Cousinfucker win. I just don’t expect Guns Up!! to be able to hold serve against a true Top 5-10 calibre opponent, especially as a non-huge underdog (they relish said role).
Virginia at NC State (12:20, ACCN)
This matchup really deserves better than shitty noon regionalized coverage, but such is life. UVA is very much a wolven bogey side, and I expect them to play their part accordingly today.
Texas at Kansas State (3:30, FS1)
This is a bad, bad window, and I moneyline bet the Unded Bill Snyders to make this match interesting, at least. Texas looks like they’ve turned the corner, which is always the right time to bet against ’em.
Michigan at Northwestern (4:30, Fox)
Noted because I have an upset vibe, which would be rather glorious. Otherwise, stay far, far away.
Florida at Mississippi State (6:00, ESPN)
Watch a bunch of fat rednecks boo Dan Mullen!
Virginia Tech at Duke (7:00, ESPN2)
We are used to VPI being an interesting road dog in this matchup. Just not in footbaw.
Ohio State at Penn State (7:30, ABC)
That whole “2 dictators/serial killers, 1 bullet” trope, in JV NFL form. I don’t expect to watch much, if any. Unless there’s a Chernobyl event.
Stanford at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC)
Realistically, the Trees are the last chance we have to keep the goddamned Irish out of the playoffs. Don’t be an asshole, David Shaw.
BYU at Washington (8:30, Fox)
The third prime-time offering may be less blockbuster-y, but I think the Stormon Mormons could give U-Dub fits.
Oregon at Cal (10:30, FS1)
I have no clue if either of these sides if even halfway decent, but a tweaker’s gotta tweak, amirite? It has that general vibe of PAC Twaaaaalllvvvve entertainment about it.
Basket!
Cody Fajardo is in for the LioUns. That’s a shame because that just means he’ll be taking a knee. SMH
Touchdown LioUns! They are now only trailing by 30, late in the 4th. Time to put on the rally caps!
Welp. I’ve had a nagging little headache all day. I’ve done all the right things hot shower, hydrated, ate a sensible/healthy lunch and it won’t go away. So, fuck it, Bourble do your best!
/pours deep
All out of Head-on ™ ?
Don’t forget to crank one. That helps too
Todays games have been so boring I had more fun cleaning.
The #BFIB’s season is over, but we can still fuck the Small Bears down to the Wild Card (to lose to Los Doyers) if the Dirt Packers win out.
D-backs has been out WEEKS smh
IT’S A SIDEWINDER!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vud_KcNhBak
Scott Frosty trying to go from undefeated to winless in one year.
one can’t accuse him of being all wishy-washy
Successful mission to pub with Decilitre. Didnt make a peep for an hour and a half he just people watched while dad had 3 real pints.
Anyone sick of places that serve pints that aren’t 20 oz? I knoe it drives me nuts when I order a lint and some sleeve looking thing comes at me.
I will now go shake my fists at clouds.
Seriously, it’s bullshit
Wait, Canadian pints are 20 oz? Sign me the fuck up!
Good call by Snyder, a FG is nigh worthless.
/Hippo say before the conversion made
OPI after the defensive holding. CHRIST.
Oh yeah, the LioUns are playing the Ti-Cats now. Let’s go check in on the sco–oh no.
I haven’t seen LioUns get slaughtered like this since I recently read that they’ve become an endangered species
The DFO pool shows BC has won 35 – 32. What the fuck? My ‘live’ stream says the game is at the end of the 3rd and HAM has the game in hand.
It’s really weird.
BC won last week. They’re having a rematch and when I made that comment, Hamilton was up by 30.
It’s now 40-3
Yep. I’m streamn’ it. Kinda figured that score was from a prevoius game. Strange though.
I mean WHY EVEN HAVE WHITE PPL ,, amirite??
Kansas State is trying to kill Hippo. 2nd honky dropped TD pass.
K State is depressing. Still, 14-22 gets me the ATS half and overall push.
I don’t know about y’all, but i’m still basking in the afterglow of last night’s Grand Final. Man, that was a great game!
is probably just you, but glad distracted from teh UCLA-ing
Yeah, that 4th period was something. Great catches and both teams couldn’t miss
I’d be happier if Miranda Kerr would answer my calls.
But yes, helluva match.
Twas a good match. I drank early, often and WAY past my bedtime. Oof…
Good news, this was a +450 bet, bad news just $30. But also $50 on +14.5, so YAY!
Norfwestern trying to make our dreams come true
I did nae enjoy that K State drop.
Potential Holy shit news regarding Cristiano Ronaldo:
“Der Spiegel reported that the Portuguese superstar allegedly raped a US woman in 2009 and paid her $375,000 to remain quiet. Ronaldo’s lawyers deny the allegation and have threated to take legal action against the German publication”
Read the story – it’s nuts.
Well at least Purdue might beat Nebraska?
[Looks at noose in the corner]
Pictured: UCLA football.
“Lose the ethnic.” – Chip K.
Best faceplant ever.
(get it? Face. Plant.)
Trent Green’s favorite type of porn.
White-Hat Ref in Norman has some Hochuli-esque guns going on.
/flexes
alrighty then, WVU, Pig Sooey (ATS only), and SillyCuse bets win early. UVA and Pig Sooey small ML bets do nae. Good JV day so far.
Doubled up (ML, ATS) on K State (+8.5) and Northwestern (+14.5) this window.
Dude.
I hope you plan to take VT +6.0.
ML’d ’em
Good man.
Supper is coleslaw and beets because I didn’t go for a hike. This Self-Hatred Diet? I don’t really like it so far…
Mine is gonna be chicken caesar salad featuring homemade dressing. Anchovies and raw egg yolks!
What a harsh penalty for this OU starting qb, he had to sit out an entire 3 and out series.
against the hollowed-out shell of BayBay, no less!
Fucking Texas Tech…
goddamnit WVU
They just saved your thumbs! Hooray!
You like Hippo Thoughts? Huh??
/that was better WOO!!!
Why in the hell are you rushing the field? You’re team got bailed out from choking only because the Syracuse never heard of a 4-6 or 4-4 defense or rush blitzing. Hell even going to a 3-4 defense would be better.
they are just THE WORST
/also not much to do in South Cakalaky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rerj92ZPuV4
I am not a trained professional but WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
Also it’s Syracuse.
Seems this shit happens in college a lot, underdog gets a good lead and then chokes it away. Same shit happens every week. Guess that’s why the favored team is favored.
Texas Tech brings back to within one score.
Hippo fookin’ noticed!!
/why hates betting favourites to cover, fucking cousinfuckers will win by 2
fuckers du cousins, I bet actual moneys (and cursed not betting MUCH MOAR) at -3.5 on your dumb, slackjawed asses. Why did you quit playing offense?
HAIL GAMBLOR!
they’s gonna taek HIPPO’s THUMNBS1111
Syracuse is yet another fatality in autoerotic asphyxiation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLm3Khusq_8