It was a fairly good run, wasn’t it? “The Curse of Thursday Night Football” that had descended last year had lost its way for most of 2018. Well, it’s back and it’s taking no prisoners tonight. So shutter your windows, bar the doors and maybe explore other entertainment options. There’s the NHL (It’s the Penguins vs. the Leafs, co-starring a bathtub full of announcer’s saliva!), the NBA (Lebron, he’s a Laker!) and the MLB (Will the Sawkz close out?). NCAA Football (A bunch of states play each other with Stanford thrown in) Hmmm. Somehow I think I’ll end up watching the travesty unfold in Arizona. TO THE GAME!
Broncos/Cards:
These squadoos each have no fear that the phrase ‘playoff contention’ will be linked with them in a serious way this season. It’s full ahead at all possible speed on the rails of mediocrity for these two. There’s a few fellas that might not around for the full ride though. Internet noise says that Arizona OC Mike McCoy (who, in his long and glorious career has never had a top 15 rushing attack, ever) is a distant memory by tomorrow afternoon. Not to be outdone, the buzz surrounding Denver insists that Vance Joseph is walking a tightrope and will be soon taking a fall. Surprisingly, the Cards signing of Kendall Wright-the goal of which was to shore up a very poor passing game-is all for naught just two weeks into his reign. He gone. This is the sort of fallout that occurs when teams have but 3 wins in a combined 12 tries.
Do your best.
mah Stanford bet even looks fairly safe!
Not to be all HOT TAEK, but I enjoy it when the Donks play well like this, especially on D.
/I haven’t seen a hit that hard by an Isaac since…
…Tina forgot to Irish up the morning coffee?
They are not playing that well; they are going against the second team.
the whole game, they never let up. That was the most enjoyable aspect.
“STOP! He’s been dead for thirty minutes!!”
Yeah, OK, true.
Chubb’s turn! Why does AZ want this nice young Jewish lad ded?
Aussie chick conspiracy I’m fo’ sho’.
Von Miller just earned the right of primae noctis whenever Rosen gets married to someone who’s never seen this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F81pyV0urlY
Who’s our internet tough guy tonight?
You.
I hope.
Well, I can………..
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make a pretty descent omelette.
Shit, now I’m hungry.
It’s pointless to roofie breakfast.
If everything goes right, toast will pop up and be served with it.
Maybe stick a fork in there. Ya know, just to make sure it’s working correctly.
Imma go stand over there.
Don’t be stupid!
I’m an engineer. You always used a knife!
late night funny:
[forest]
ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind
“That [penalty] costs the Cardinals a little more yardage”.
Yeah, like that’s gonna matter at this point. Fuck off, Joe Buck.
He’s calling play-by-ply, what do you expect him to say?
“play-by-ply”
That’s a toilet paper joke, no?
That’s the best typo I’ve had all day.
Paris smells nice.
“But look, now every single team can be on primetime at least once!”
Your Thursday night games suck shit through a straw NFL.
over 100 yards, TD, plus passing TD. Guess that’ll have to do.
/still mad at that D/ST 41 pointer on the bench
CHJ made the “incomplete” sign, accidentally hit Fitty in the nuts
He’s dead, he’s already dead.
-Bart In reference to this game
my grandmother could tackle better than that, and she’s been dead like 7 years
WTF. is that Kool now?
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yea looks like it
Get Sanders a rushing score for the natural hat trick
I’m 1000% in favor of this.
oh noes they killt SEAL!!
/hits the waiver wire
//tries unsuccessfully to turn back time
RIP
aaaarrrrggghhhh!! Close teh casket!
Don’t judge, dude landed Heidi Klum.
Yes, a LOT.
Chosen carries that ball like a loaf of bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY50XnGKvRE
Forward pass…
So, Mookie Betts is pretty good at based ball
that was nice catch
Wilson is the best Mookie.
(Bill Buckner may or may not agree)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpyJjecJnuI
Hot take.
LeBron will get hurt, miss a month and the Lakers will miss the playoffs. LeBron played in the East for a decade plus. That’s like the Pats play in the AFC East. They coast all year and have to play 1 real Playoff game to make the Superb Owl.
Now LeBron has to play on in West, every game is meaningful.
Yawnfest. It’ll be the Warriors. Again
Jazz will take them to brink before the ref step in….and then I have to cheer for the Celtics. GROSS
This rules.
Oh jeebus, this guy again.
Don’t talk about Real Dad like that.
I’m keeping my yap shut about him tonight.
But I still would be happy to punch him.
Dude doing the costume is doing it ironically I hope.
His irony levels are so high just touching a drop of his blood will kill a normie.
xmas ape is my hero.
Two men who keep losing their starting gig
Oh god. I don’t feel good about that one.
IF you’re not saying that after every comment, are you really trying?
yeah xmasape just got screwed out of another paycheck today keep him in your posts and/or your venmo
Our apelike ancestor has returned?
WE’RE BACK BABY!
If you have 2 hours to kill try Marfa Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blJKoXWlqJk
Buddy of mine owns a B&B out there. Cool place.
Verlander gonna hate fuck Upton tonight
Mmmm. Preggo sex with those giant tits.
the weight wont come off
God willing
MOAR LIEK ASSSSStros, amirite?
/fuck el beisbol
LARRY TITSGERALD
To get that pic I did a search for hot Cardinals fans, for some reason this was in the same queue:
Well … Accurate.
The hot chicks in AZ don’t care about anything.
Wow, Hippo has gained some weight.
Opioids cause constipation.
4-0 boston. this over yet?
Verlander is still in? Yep, it’s over.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Goddammit, I’m gonna have to root for the Dodgers, aren’t I.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvFDhXBrMaE
what is this from?
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. Terry Gilliam movie.
The Greatest Film ever made
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Seriously give it a try
Not sports related but my dad had hip replacement surgery this afternoon and apparently everything went well. I got a call from him a bit ago and to hear him not be in any pain for the first time in almost a year is such a good feeling.
That’s great to see. Hippo will be over shortly to get the leftover pain pills.
My old man had both done two years ago, and he got into fantasy baseball during his recovery.
I wish he got addicted to opioids instead.
THE COMEBACK BEGINS
LCSS—
https://www.azcardinals.com/news/michael-bidwill-backs-classmate-for-supreme-court
Eggo waffles are just fancy toast, they shouldn’t even be called waffles.
Eleven is about to telepathically rip your lungs out through your anus.
If i wanted to watch a bunch of Venezuelans stand around and scratch their balls for 5 hours with 5 seconds of work mixed in, I’d go to the local tienda
The Pearl Harbor Memorial Bridge in New Haven looks just like the Kocziusko and Fuck You I’m Still Calling It The Tappan Zee Bridge. All new bridges apparently look the same.
Fact.
I don’t know. Katya Clover is also pretty much physically perfect.
She is a lovely girl.
Did I ever tell you that one of my friends shoots her regularly?
Wait, let me rephrase that.
Yes. Lucky guy. It’s not that DROYC guy, is it?
You’ve met or known someone who shoots Caprice, too, no?
https://www.deviantart.com/artofdanphotography
Dope.
Yes.
Oooof.
Does that work? Anyway, for size:
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David Shaw makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X.
Fine all watch BASE-ball
Did Bradshaw just call him “Courtland Sucking”?
TERRY BRADSHAW HAS SEEN MY SUNY THEMED PORN!?!?!
Is Purchase the escort or the solicitor?
I think she’d like me.
For at least an hour.
I think she’s using my underwear as a bra. I see a familiar smudge.
This reminds me, I’m almost out of milk
*Spur has PTSD flashback*
They seem nice.
Jay Leno is on that shitfest Tim Allen show. Conan was right.
NAILED IT!!
Dumbass me was looking forward to this game tonight. It’s TNF…who was I tryin’ to kid?
Some of us haven’t watched Sunny yet, so it’d be great if you guys stfu.
Sigh. Fine.
Meh, don’t worry about it.
It’s not like I listen to you assholes when you talk anyway.
Han Solo dies.
that chick from the crying game was guy
I mean boy was that chick hot.
“Cardinals front office can’t like what they’re seeing right now”
It’s week 7 Buck. They’ve seen a LOT of it already. Pretty sure they’re used to it.
Now we know why Steve Keim was getting blind drunk every afternoon.
Bidwill is too busy being filthy rich and hanging out with alchohoic gang rape buddies.
I didn’t realize he was friends with Justice Kavanaugh.
He is. Because of course he is.