It’s another one of those slogs but with each other’s support, I think we can make our way through this. Shall we keep the ball rolling along its merry way? Sure we will! TO THE GAMES!
Bills/Colts:
I can recall way back in 2018 when this was Nathan Peterman’s team. It didn’t last too long however. Shortly afterwards it became Josh Allen’s side. Alas, due to injury it became Peterman’s again. Now? In steps venerable, grizzled vet Derek Anderson. He’s had all of 15 or so days to memorize all the plays that fall short of their/his aim. They tell me he was once (and only the one time) a Pro-Bowler. It’ll likely not matter that much. The Colts D is like the Swiss Guard-more of a ceremonial unit trotted out on special occasions. They’re giving up more than 30 points a game these days.
Browns/Bucs:
With Carlos “The Jackal” Hyde traded away, it might be time for The Chubby Bubbster to assert himself in Cleveland’s offensive backfield. Both squads are looking to get their 3rd win of the season which will vault them into the oh-so-precious “.500 Zone”. The weirdo stat working against the home team is that Baker Mayfield is standing on the shoulders of the giants that came before him. The Bucs are 1-10 vs. rook qb’s since 2010.
Lions/Dolphins:
How are the Fins at 4-2? My best guess is a weaker-than-a-toddler schedule and a league-leading 11 interceptions that create more chances for the O than they legitimately deserve. Detroit is coming off a bye though and you know what they say when Matt Patricia has had two weeks to prepare for an opponent… They don’t say anything? Huh.
Panthers/Eagles:
My cherry-picked stat (it’s for you!) tells me that the Eagles, despite their troubles still have the #1 pass rush in this here league and they’re 17-3 in their last 20 at “Duck? That’s Not A Duck! Ow!” Field. You will anyway but you fine gentlemen should start your Ertz. Carolina has had some issues covering that spot.
Pats/Bears:
One of these 4-2 teams are not the same. Or are they? New England doesn’t have a road win this year. Gronk is out with a wonky spine. Mack (he has such teeth, dear) and his ankle are in. Done.
Texans/Jags:
Both teams have superior run D’s so don’t expect a helluva lot on the ground. I see plenty of stalled O’s and a game that has “12-10” final written all over it.
Vikes/Jets:
As mentioned in the previous thread, the super sexy weasely pick for those that are down and out receiver-wise is Deontay Burnett. He’s an undrafted slot wr that was Darnold’s fave at USC last year. That’s 86 catches, 1,100 yards and 9 TD’s worth of fave.
One o’clock EST beckons… We can do this!
Now, Duke Johnson or NjokuDOWN, please!
Not a Panther, but who cares? NOT I.
Bunchess of!
I still cannot believe the Colts have a worse record than the Bills this season, because the Bills are a complete embarrassment to the entire sport of football.
BUF, ARI, OAK are all complete shit.
This sure seems familiar….
WOOO TRUTHBISCUITCEPTION
How is that a pick? He ripped it out of the hands of a WR on the ground. Isn’t the rippping the cause of down by contact.
Oh damn it — WHAT IS DOWN BY CONTACT NOW?!
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Womp-womp-womp, bish :p That’s what happens when you take the Truth Biscuit instead of sticking with the GREATEST FUCKING CUNTLER THAT HAS EVER LIVED
Biscuit del Verdad really can’t throw (or read defenses) for shit.
Yeah but he’s got a big arm
tm
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throw it to Gabriel goddamnit
The angel?
There ya go, Biscuit. Feed Howard. Now yer gettin’ it.
Or not.
He is not good at checkdowns.
Seriously. He’s had Howard wide ass open in the middle the last two plays, but threw into coverage instead on his first look. Jeebus.
Correction….last three plays.
Fucking jets.
Buffalo has 5 points. Awesome.
Hey Wentz. Wentz? WENTZ!!!!!!
It’d be really great if you could target a receiver on the OTHER side of the line of scrimmage, huh?
Oh good, that’s more like it . Thank you.
But don’t do that again. Dumbass.
I didn’t realize that a neighborhood in LA played for the Pats
FAT GUY TD, FAT GUY TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEE… too bad I can’t fucking watch it, because fuck Virgin Media Ireland
DAAAAAAA BEARS
Normal stuff like buying a car and dating can be tough when you’re a giant lineman
oh bears
Everyone winning their bets?
HA!!!!!
Afternoon, folks. Finally back from the Costco, Lowe’s and liquor run. Time to nap. HAIL BLEERGH.
Costco has liquor.
Not in the Canadia
at least TRYING to get it to Gabriel now
Next time on Department of Housing and Urban Development, Michael and Patrice are on a routine building inspection WHEN THERE IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION DURING AN EARTHQUAKE AND THEY ARE THE ONLY HOPE FOR DOZENS OF POOR DALLAS RESIDENTS WHO WILL DEFINITELY NOT BE EASILY FORGOTTEN IF THEY ALL DIED AS A RESULT OF THIS SCENARIO!
D’oh Gano
Is that cat named “Quint” by any chance?
No idea, but let’s just say yes, shall we?
Kicking is v not good this afternoon
Can we have the opposite of a pro-bowl? Or is that just the pre-season?
AFC South games
Yeah – Pro Bowl.
Goddammit Philly D. And I was so happy with you until just now.
that’s NAWT Funchess!!!
It’s still early, but we all know how the Bears do in OT
Chi**** Tie Factory!
Blair Walsh’s car, I presume?
It’s nice to know there’s a dog version of me out there
We’ve come a long way as a society……… towards pets.
Bitches don’t ride for free I guess?
Now we just use these to haul a couple extra protesters to the police station.
RIP Bears Defense…killed by Brock Lobster
A pick6 from Cam here would really help me out.
NO, many, many Bunches of Funchesses
Inorite? It’s like you and I have just been trading shitty players off the waiver wire for the past few weeks.
Is there a Sunday Gravy this week?
That face! Looks like they dunked the little bastard in the oil head first while still alive.
#EatFresh!
it looked like laughing to me, but I’m…..different.
Quick jest score (R. Anderson bombski PLEEZE!) would invigorate my afternoon.
THAT’LL DO NICELY TOO!!!!!
I don’t like this new trend of comparing coaches throwing challenge flags to baseball players
I’m pretty sure my parent’s realor in the 80’s was named Kessler. Think it’s the same guy?
IS HE A CLOSER?!?!
Pretty sure I saw him with coffee one time
Deep cut.
Checks out.
Oh jeez, now we’re getting shows about every single agency?
Next time on: Department of Housing
CHICAGO HEALTH INSPECTOR
Chicago: DMV
C’mon Jaguras, do some not shitty things!
4 scores and they cover for me!
If you end up disappointed, you know it’s your own fault for expecting them to listen.
This Verizon guy is quickly reaching Chevrolet guy levels of need-to-murder.
Which guy, the Verizon Guy, or the Verizon Guy going to Sprint
It’s almost time to say the Truth Biscuit has deceptive speed
But is he gritty?
I needed Gabriel to make that!
Damn tit biscuit just laying those ducks up there.
That was a batted ball.
Meanwhile…
These new toilet brushes are very inventive.
At least my premonition to bench now ded Michel was right, bad news is it netted like 1 fucking point
So, Truthbiscuit is the best RB at Chi.. Welp, moar drinkin’ time
problem is the passing. And the thinking.
and the titties!
Panthers fucking stink
wrong TE, Dakota Jeebus asshole
WOULD YOU JUST FUCKING THROW THE BALL ALREADY WENTZ??????? I NEEDZ THE POINTS!!!!!
THANK YOU WAS THAT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT????????
If Ted Cruz’s father did help kill a sitting US President, then I hope he decides to follow in his family’s legacy.
Like, tomorrow.
Great. Because we all needed to be on another watch list.
He really should put all his experience as the Zodiac killer to good use
Blake Bortles’ bad blunders bequeath berth for bench.
The London games would be better if the players started doing anti-UK TD celebrations. Maybe use the ball as a blank Declaration of Independence that everyone signs and then they wave it at the crowd. Or take an imaginary crown off a teammate and spike it.
See, NFLPA? Then you’d have something to negotiate out at the next CBA!
I’d do the Ian Curtis epileptic dance.
this is WINNER