It’s late Monday and, if the last twenty minutes are any indicator, I am not going to be anywhere other than in bed sick as a dog tomorrow morning. I didn’t watch the MNF fixture last night but that’s fine because Thursday through Sunday was absolutely putrid.
Sunday was my first real full day watching blaxito alone so the living room tv was on from London game to Bengals getting Mixon’d in the PM. Jeeze what a day. CBS actually cut away from RAMMIT v 49ers to take us to a “more competitive” (read: NFC East) game…that just happened to be a DAL/WAS NFC East contest (more on that one below).
So I’m gonna go preemptively “drink fluids” and load my gun, just in case I need to do my own honors. So please, enjoy your Week 7 Quotables.
I have no comment. I just want to say that a nice picture of me NBC took on Sunday night.
“You can actually pinpoint the second his hope gets ripped in half. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now.”
I just love this is BM’s response to being robbed of a tie. A TIE! “We could have been 2-3-2 but they made that kick! Now we’re just a different kind of two-win team.”
“…and then, he killed the dog.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSH_riW7V8s
These Eagles, I call them Centrist Democrats, because when their opponents go low, they go high (and get their asses handed to them).
That’s good and sad and true and no you’re depressed.
SEE, the Panthers were right all along. The white man’s time has come!
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poppers, DUDE!
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Nice to see [*Redacted] s FINALLY defending their home turf. (Lookin your way, Cherokee tear-trailers)
maybe if i stare at it, it will go in.
ICE deported the rest of the Lucha Libre tour, but El Tigre Blanco was somehow left behind.
“So, Tony, do you still have any lasting effects from your playing career?”
“Well Jim, I remember almost everything, but the vision’s still a little fuzzy…but I don’t remember being black.”
When cosplay goes bad
Everybody already knows Cleveland is hell. Baker going with the full 666 uniform seems like overkill.
(I don’t actually know how to post pictures and gifs in the comments)
Right-click, copy link address, paste that above your quip.
and delete the sizing junk after the file extension….. messy, MESSY.
Notice Hippo put his quip first……. he never follows procedure.
daggum it, I am used to YouTube, where putting sentence after makes it all ‘splodey
/plus I am a REBEL and I ain’t never gonna be no good ,, smh
Format…… FORMAT!!
Or just use a descriptive word. Like,
“Chiefs. ‘Dig on Andy Reid’s clock management.’ – RTD”
And thus ended the first Cromarties vs. Rivers family basketball game.
In case of a tie, which ever dad can name more kids correctly, wins
That looks like it might have Etrz
That’s gotta ERTZ!
It ERTZ even more when you can’t spell and mess up the joke
Close enough.
Variations on the Hertz Doughnut joke are never old, and even if considered old makes it funnier.
“Might as well trash that white shirt, cause those, uh, red wine stains will *never* come out.”
– Ray Lewis
“Make sure and burn it so they can’t tell……. where the wine was from.”
[Ref]
Defense, number 52, roughing the passer, 15 yards penalty and automatic first down.
[Clay Mathews]
I’m not even there, wtf
Who the fuck still films on VHS?
VHS?, BetaMax baby.
-Uncle Rico
Mrs. Blaxabbath’s reaction upon returning home and seeing the carnage of one day away.
People talk about how Andy Reid has taken Tyreek Hill under his wing and that the player is now like a son to his coach, but this is going too far.
Now, now. We all know Reid has spent waaayyyyy more time with Hill than he ever did with Garrett.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jeez. Do we get that comment if OAK is 4-3? I think not.
It’s a reboot of one of the all-time greatest jokes at KSK.
Reid and wings are always a good mix.
ARIZONA VIEWERS: A dreadlocked black man wearing prominently displayed colors sneaking up behind a graying white man in a suit?
[click link for punchline]
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3883da7c-c8d2-4d2f-abbc-acd27349e75e
I’m not sure I can come up with anything funnier (to me) than the other Browns players and coaches that appear to be simply going about their business as usual in the background.
“Pussy.”
-Leonard Floyd
These Jovan Belcher Halloween costumes are lacking a certain panache
I just can’t think of one involving him punching his pregnant GF.
If that’s really Rex Grossman’s kid then show me the post game footage of cheerleaders throwing themselves at him
“Should’ve asked for that guy in return for Amari.”
–Jon G.
Gregory works on the burial grounds
Makin’ his pennies from Snyder
Ole Pappa JJ left a note on the door
He said, MY BOY’S A STAR YEEHAW I’M CRAZY
Hittin’ too hard can give him
A head owie oh DAK ACK ACK DACK ACK ACK
The face of the Browns does indeed involve making a BM face
Please adopt me and take me to my forever home!
“The Eagle has landed”
Practice for the next time Andy Reid takes the team to that all you can eat BBQ place.
If I am hitting long shots like that maybe I should see if Ms. Lafave will join me under the bleachers later.
That moment of realization when what it means to truly be a Brown’s QB sinks in……
This is a guy who knows he’s about to get his ass kicked in the locker room.
He’s just hoping that Ray Lewis’s stabbin’ knife is still in a safe hidden spot.
John Brown puts on his white suit…..
Is that a tattoo of King Tut on that dude’s arm?
I know he’s a kid and all, but travelling is still travelling.
https://giphy.com/gifs/nba-lebron-james-kia-UjXlFNroN9y5W
“Penalty, roughing the passer on…”
“Oh really. So which one do we penalize?”
“They’re both bl- Oh shit, I left my microphone on.”
This is the only way you put hands on a woman without her consent, asshole.
35 years from now.
/puts hand in front of pants and slouches into couch.
“Did I ever tell you kids about the time I made a 3/4 court shot?”
3/4 Court is where Doug Martin had to go to contest his speeding ticket.
3/5 Court is where Cam Newton had to appear after his roadside accident.