No, I’m not in any better mood this week than I was last week. In fact, frankly, it’s worse. Nor am I planning to tell you about it.
But God, this is me tWBS….
It would really help things out, and speed things along, if you’d open up a gigantic sinkhole and swallow up most of my family.
(He’s not gonna do it…he hates me)
((Jerk))
Yeah, like that wasn’t already going to happen. You don’t scare me, you pussy. And you better sure as shit hope that’s the direction I go. If Peter makes a clerical error and I get through those gates, Imma track you down and kick your ass you shithead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMaVii7nnj4
(I’ll take “Blasphemy” for $400 Alex)
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Spooky Spooky
OK, it’s almost Halloween. So I gotta do this this week. Next week will be too late. So of course, it is…
Costumes and Cosplay Week!!!!!
We’ll get to that after TWiDFO and tonight’s sports choices.
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This Week in DFO
Wow. All of you really did some good stuff this week. I mean seriously, you guys are the best. If I was gay, I’d kiss you all full on the mouth. Probably, with tongue.
(did I just say that out loud?)
But this week, the Employee of the Week award has to go to Scotchnaut. He anchored every one of the NFL open threads this week. Dude works his ass off for us.
Even if he is a stinking Canadian who roots foar Syracuse in basketball.
(jeez dude, we need to talk)
((and you shut up Jim Boeheim and go pick your nose some moar))
But Scotchy is definitely this week’s….
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Sports Which Will Scare You 2Nite
World Series
- Red Sox @ Dodgers (Game 3, Sox up 2-0) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FOX
NHL
- Jets @ Red Wings – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NHLN
NBA
- Warriors @ Knicks – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
- Wizards @ Kings – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NBATV
NCAA Footy
- LaTech @ FAU – 6:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- daU @ BC – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Indiana @ Minnesota – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
- Wyoming @ Colorado State – 10:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- (23)Utah @ UCLA – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
And of course, if UCLA is playing tonight, this is obligatory…
(oh relax I’m just kidding because of the Halloween thing)
((I’d never really push ’em down the stairs….as far as you know))
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Sexy Costumingz
(And as seems to sometimes happen, I may or may not know one of these ladies personally…so as always, be nice.)
Enjoy….
And last, but most certainly not least….this young lady can float my boat anytime…
I’m certain that if Eiza Gonzalez ever met me, she’d like me. For about two minutes. Fortunately, that’s all I’d need.
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Now THAT’S Scary
Have a great weekend, folks.
Love ya’s.
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Go Raiders!
2018 in America.
He just killed a rescue worker with that 2nd foul ball
That’s a cool lamp there on the nightstand.
Anorexic bridal gown, or lamp shade? YOU DECIDE
Oooooo, ook.
Hey, he was safe.
Nailed It!
“GODDAMMIT!”
– Clay Matthews, getting fined and penalized again
Clay Matthews is the new James Harrison
Speaking of random late ‘90s Yankees, there’s apparently a roast of Shane Spencer. If it wasn’t ass-expensive I’d seriously consider going.
That…was not ideal.
OUT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Thanks God, but I’m still gonna be a sinner.
Son of Clay did a good!
Jesus, what a throw!
FUCK YEAH! EAT SHIT BOSTON!
did someone ask them if they like apples??
That’s what they’re going to say to me at the end of the night. But at least I have this moment.
Hello God? Remember when I pissed you off earlier?
Well, I have a favor to ask. Inning ending double play here would be really great right about now.
There ya go. *Grumble*
Oh don’t tell me you’re a Red Sox fan too??????
Jeebus. I stood up for you.
Comes with the territory. (Married into the full Boston Sports Martyr experience. Fortunately, he’s self-aware and has a sense of humor about it all.)
LOLBruins
I haven’t seen a Boston team get the benefit of a controversial call since—wait it was this last Sunday.
Right?
And now Brock Holt will hit an RBI dou—nope, single up the middle.
I fucking hate this shit.
I’m no Dodgers fan, trust me. But having to listen to Boston for the next year is gonna suck so hard.
They all had career years on offense, except for Betts who actually is that’s good.
I don’t want vengeance in 2019. I want havoc.
He was safe. GODDAMMIT!!!!!!
From outside trump’s performance this evening in NC. Just astonishing:
https://mobile.twitter.com/11thHour/status/1055988302749163520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1055988302749163520&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2F2018%2F10%2Ftrump-supporter-obama-and-hillary-probably-mailed-bombs-to-themselves%2F
/and yes, that woman in the background is singing “My Guy” about trump.
People suck
I’d say banner but it would be up forever.
species 100% deserves the mass extinction that is well nigh
I’m almost 60 years old and I am not sure if this country is going to outlive me.
You’re definitely seeing the end of the American empire. Whether you’ll see the end of America itself is another question.
Nero’s twittering while Rome burns.
I know the guy that does those – he was a year behind me in high school.
“Well, yeah!
Oh, you mean…….”
-Sasha Grey.
That Lily Aldridge ad amused me very much because she talks about how she tries to be a good mother, and then takes her toddler out on a sailboat AND DOESN’T PUT A LIFEJACKET ON HER.
Eh. She can make another.
Winter is……… coming.
I can do that!
Publicity still from little-known sequel to “Men Who Stare At Goats?”
Man the Dodgers suck. They’re gonna get swept. Who cares.
Yeah, that was dumb. The analyst JUST said it would be dumb to send the runner and there he goes…
WORLD SERIES PICKLE!
That’s two rundowns in one game. Don’t see that too often.
Whew
And damn
In space, no one can hear you cream.
Nice.
Guess the fellas just wanted to ride Sally Ride. It was a different time.
Edit: Goddammit, was supposed to respond to your reply to my Buzz Aldrin youtube post.
Buzz has got a big ol’ booty. Also, this is one of the only color photos of Armstrong on the lunar surface (he’s in the visor reflection, he took the photo).
No balls apparently.
PRESENT!
It was cool when he punched that one guy, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkViBQ9EvY
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s not Buzz, butt that women who went on the other mission.
Low g thicc
ABC is showing “Its The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” in case baseball is too stressful.
I’m 33 and still watch the shit out of that, Thanksgiving, and A Charlie Brown Christmas
“I got a rock.”
— Arizona Cardinals, Cleveland Browns, and LA Dodgers fans
“TASTY! Fresh ingredients, delicious toppings. Left a weird feeling around my mouth, and other areas after, though.”
— Yelp
Technically Agoura Hills, which is close to where Bieber lives, so the greater sin is he didn’t aim for that house.
Fine.
That plane belonged to an aero club at Van Nuys airport that did dogfight demonstrations in AT-6 Texan WWII trainers and have for years. Most of the planes had U.S. markings and two were Germans. They fly in formation over me every Saturday. This guy wasn’t a Nazi.
Thus the term “fake.”
Also; a lot of people in LA have no concern or thoughtfulness, they just care about drive times.
I know, but a lot of internet accounts of this made it sound like he was a Nazi and that kind of irked me. The Smithsonian has an Me-262 and Bf-109 on display and that doesn’t make it a Nazi temple. There’s real Nazis out there. /rant over
Internet accounts? Why doesn’t this surprise me.
I’ll add; a lot of people writing internet accounts of something have no concern,knowledge, or thoughtfulness…..
He hates chickens.
Which movie is that?
Rise: Blood Hunter
/ fires up Netflix
Cadillac Cyclone concept car!
Here it is in its original 1959 look. It was redesigned in the 60s. It still exists.
That has nice tits.
I continue to not watch a single pitch of Series Mundial, but am amused that both BC and UCLA have home fixtures tonight
YESSSSSSS!!!!!
I was wondering why they brought Jensen in for the 8th. Now I’m EVEN MORE wondering why they brought Jensen in for the 8th!
Because Roberts is being outmanaged by Alex Cora.
It’s less being outmanaged and more making all the mistakes.
I look at it as he’s making those mistakes because he’s feeling the pressure because Cora is making better decisions than he is.
Sploosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkwWPV2zI8U
I dig Caycucas. Bet they’d play the RRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! song if ya asked ’em
BOO!
RIP dirt rams
Good thing LA is solely an NFL town now!
/not yew, Shitty Clippers
I only wish Al Davis was alive today so I could watch him die again.
that Highly Effective People word salad is part of Magic Undies lore?
Is there a fine eating guide to Dodger dogs?
Fucking Princeton boy is at the Based Ball game.
Clapping?
Finest Eatings Club is disappointed by the Dodger Dogs.
I was not even proferred a knife and fork!
what Princeton Red is at the game?
Hasn’t anyone already called HUAC on him?
Getting away from Jerral, with Brad Paisley (who’s glad he doesn’t have to escape from PeyPey on a regular basis).
all I can think of is the Chip Kelly/Winnie teh Pooh gif thing from earlier
Oh. My. Fuck.
Team Secular Big Love takes on Balls’ Boiz in teh SNOW!!
or NOT, is in LA. What was that optical illusion??
Have another pill!
what a great fookin’ idea!
The coeds must have dropped their cocaine.
Just the hangover from the seizure lights in Bhastan fuking with your vision.
It was 65-degrees here in Salt Lick today. There isn’t gonna be snow for awhile!
Surely someone has list of DUDE sexbots! This is equal opportunity creeper time!!
This. Though I guess I’ll have to post mine at some point when I get to the ol’ compy.
Someone slap me for not going to get my laptop fixed for four months.
My lady sex-bots… this isn’t making things less weird.
1) Ryan Reynolds
2) Peter North
3) Sean Connery
4) Tom Hawkins (Geelong Cat)
5) Chevy Chase (70s version)
Ryan Reynolds is annoying.
HE IS A GOLDEN GOD AND I WILL NAE STAND FOR THIS BLASPHEMY!
/is sitting.
he wishes he had half the likability of Chris Pine.
His “smirk acting” is old. He’s the Jimmy Fallon of Acting.
We gonna have a fight!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!
I’d still fuck ‘im.
Dude.
I think Hippo was only being rhetorical. But Sean Connery huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_iBpZqlwxs
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Tom Hardy
3. Tom Hiddleston
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Scott Eastwood
VENICE BEACH BABY!!!!!!
/sobs quietly in corner
I like her shirt.