No, I’m not in any better mood this week than I was last week. In fact, frankly, it’s worse. Nor am I planning to tell you about it.
But God, this is me tWBS….
It would really help things out, and speed things along, if you’d open up a gigantic sinkhole and swallow up most of my family.
(He’s not gonna do it…he hates me)
((Jerk))
Yeah, like that wasn’t already going to happen. You don’t scare me, you pussy. And you better sure as shit hope that’s the direction I go. If Peter makes a clerical error and I get through those gates, Imma track you down and kick your ass you shithead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMaVii7nnj4
(I’ll take “Blasphemy” for $400 Alex)
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Spooky Spooky
OK, it’s almost Halloween. So I gotta do this this week. Next week will be too late. So of course, it is…
Costumes and Cosplay Week!!!!!
We’ll get to that after TWiDFO and tonight’s sports choices.
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This Week in DFO
Wow. All of you really did some good stuff this week. I mean seriously, you guys are the best. If I was gay, I’d kiss you all full on the mouth. Probably, with tongue.
(did I just say that out loud?)
But this week, the Employee of the Week award has to go to Scotchnaut. He anchored every one of the NFL open threads this week. Dude works his ass off for us.
Even if he is a stinking Canadian who roots foar Syracuse in basketball.
(jeez dude, we need to talk)
((and you shut up Jim Boeheim and go pick your nose some moar))
But Scotchy is definitely this week’s….
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Sports Which Will Scare You 2Nite
World Series
- Red Sox @ Dodgers (Game 3, Sox up 2-0) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FOX
NHL
- Jets @ Red Wings – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NHLN
NBA
- Warriors @ Knicks – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
- Wizards @ Kings – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NBATV
NCAA Footy
- LaTech @ FAU – 6:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- daU @ BC – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Indiana @ Minnesota – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
- Wyoming @ Colorado State – 10:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- (23)Utah @ UCLA – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
And of course, if UCLA is playing tonight, this is obligatory…
(oh relax I’m just kidding because of the Halloween thing)
((I’d never really push ’em down the stairs….as far as you know))
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Sexy Costumingz
(And as seems to sometimes happen, I may or may not know one of these ladies personally…so as always, be nice.)
Enjoy….
And last, but most certainly not least….this young lady can float my boat anytime…
I’m certain that if Eiza Gonzalez ever met me, she’d like me. For about two minutes. Fortunately, that’s all I’d need.
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Now THAT’S Scary
Have a great weekend, folks.
Love ya’s.
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Weird baseball!
This game is never going to end.
I’m starting to get a little bit pissed off here.
Are you low on freezer vodka?
No actually. But I ain’t been drinking tonight.
Maybe it would help.
Hello 17th inning, and fuck you merrily.
I was at an 18-inning game at Candlestick back in the 80s – that’s about right for this point.
Buncha folks have come down to fill the empty seats behind home plate. Might as well.
Settle down Nunez. Got damn diva.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQW7I62TNOw
Never change, Wikipedia. Already updated:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extra_innings
I didn’t realize this was a Saturday double header
JOE BUCK IS HALLUCINATING AT THIS POINT. HE JUST REPEATS WHAT HE HEARS IN HIS EARPIECE.
He’s been doing that the whole postseason. Shit, I think he does it for NFL games.
HOLY SHIT GUYS JOE BUCK BOT IS LIVE!!
Well this’ll be the last inning, Maeda can’t throw a strike.
Maybe not?
I tried to eat 2 hours ago. During my prep, I slashed my thumb in a most gruesome manner. After splattering my kitchen with blood in my initial reaction, I then confined the leaking to the kitchen sink.
I deftly leaned over and grabbed a wad of napkins which were applied to the gash to stem the bleeding. Once controlled I went to the bathroom and retrieved 3 bandages. After unwrapping the first bandage, I removed the napkins to apply the bandage. I was then met with a jet stream of blood.
I then grabbed a paper towel and duct tape which I used to apply a tight wrap around said bleeding thumb. After 30 minutes, I again prepared another bandage and removed said duct tape and paper towel coverage. At this point, there was no jetting of blood. Instead, there was a small delay, then a massive leakage of blood.
I’ve now found some elastic rubber tape from my last surgery and have applied that tightly around my thumb. The blood flow has been staunched and survival for once seems certain.
And with no blood leakage, dinner preparations may now resume. But first, I must watch the outcome of this preordained BAHSTAWN victory.
Life is pain.
Jesus, dude!
Will your steak be served…. bloody?
Chicken quesadilla, but yeah.
You had a chance to bleed out and instead are still listening to Joe Buck?
Stupid survival instinct.
Mistakes were made
The only way staying up for this game will have been worth it is if we see some position players pitching.
Sawx have Sale (probably for tomorrow) and Drew Pomeranz. No more bench players.
20 innings it is then
HIT THE BALL TO UGGLA!
I HOPE THIS GAME LASTS FOREVER
You may be in luck!
This stream I’m watching is more interrupted than a 94 year old man’s
OK, that is a damn good costume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwge9wc-eI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ou6MoKmxFQ
Greatest video ever.
Everyone involved in this game and broadcast is enjoying good Los Angeles coke and booze.
That’s fucking awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuIvYrKsvnM&ab_channel=billyjoelVEVO
Oh good, camera fuckery too!
Hail Satan!
If they’re going to show a close up of a divot, I’d prefer it be of a dent someone’s fist put into Joe Buck’s face.
For fucks sake, how are you non Pacific time people still awake and watching this crap?
Cheetos and sheer pigheadedness.
The Pats fandom is starting to make more sense.
Uh, Friday and booze.
THEY’RE GETTING TIRED! CRAZINESS TO ENSUE!
God. Damnit.
GODDAM!
Oh for shit’s sake.
We can have HOPE?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#PuigYourFriend
Nunez has been going for his best Scott Sterling impersonation.
WTF?
I don’t want to live in a world where Eduardo Nunez can be considered a front-runner for World Series MVP.
I don’t want to live in a world where BAWSTAHN can win another title, yet, here we are.
He really hit the hell out of that one
“??”
-Tyreek Hill
https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/1056048580040015877?s=19
My name is Senor Weaselo and I approve this message.
Oh, I was gonna post this about sexy costumes earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnIu8CI4Syw
That’s the easiest way to win a costume contest
I’ll try it out and post pics next week to confirm.
Oh, never mind, they’re going to lose this game because of Dave Roberts.
They’re going to lose because they’re the Dodgers. It’s what they do.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FOR FUCK’S SAKE FUCK FUCK FUCK
Okay, officially, Dirt Rams suck.
Darkest timeline confirmed
And naturally, Eduardo Nunez’s helmet came off.
He gets it.
IF THIS GAME KEEPS GOING WE COULD HEAR JOE BUCK ALL WEEKEND
God willing
THE MAN NEVER SLEEPS
Buck-bot 3000
Where was the Joe Buck Sex-Bot?
Not on my list
I used to work for a company co-owned by Gene Wilder and Jon Voight. I never met Wilder but I met Voight a few times and he was a pretty cool guy.
Ever buy his car? (old people reference)
No, but when I first met him in an elevator I thought he was a lawyer and I told him that I thought he looked like Jon Voight. True story.
They had problems with the hair plugs.
Fuck-bot 3000 was my 6th pick in the earlier Hippo discussion.
Madson? Again? Good night!
The Dodgers might win this game in spite of Dave Roberts.
I dunno, man. He may be the Andy Reid of baseball.
Is there any way in which inside-out rally caps aren’t dumb?
If your girlfriend is wearing it and she’s naked?
IT WORKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzDfSk_oDsc&ab_channel=Vib
Back from Universal Studios with my niece and nephew. Fucking exhausted.
Kinky!
I thought Norm MacDonald was the best Colonel Sanders.
Besides the real Colonel Sanders, of course.
The real “Colonel” Harlan Sanders once shot a man for snoring.
Norm MacDonald is generally the best period.
He’s not that bloody.
Turd Ferguson is a funny name
Because the light was on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0B89NlPrC8
This is fucking awesome