Both photos were taken & complied by me outside the Seahawks game on November 4th.
After the last six months of electioneering, I know many people feel one of two sentiments:
or
So, you can spend your evening hate-drinking & hate-watching election results, or you can spend it here with friends, hate-drinking & telling dick jokes about election results. I know you’ll make the right decision.
NFL News:
- It’s from yesterday, but it’s hilarious nonetheless: former offensive lineman David Diehl said Raiders coaches used to give JaMarcus Russell blank tapes to determine if he was studying film.
- When quizzed the next day, he would give answers about blitz packages and such, when in fact he was pulling shit out of the air because he didn’t watch them.
- Bleacher Report helpfully points out that other players available in that draft were Calvin Johnson, Joe Thomas, Patrick Willis or Darrelle Revis.
- The Saints spent Tuesday working out Dez Bryant & Brandon Marshall.
- They need a counter-balance to Michael Thomas. The three other Saints receivers had a combined two catches on Sunday.
- Breesus needs sure-handed disciples.
- They need a counter-balance to Michael Thomas. The three other Saints receivers had a combined two catches on Sunday.
- God bless Bruce Arians – he says he’d consider the Browns job, or recommend Chuck Pagano for it.
- Likely because he’d have to come sub in for Pagano after a year.
- People forget Arians was the Browns OC the last time they went to the playoffs in 2002.
- Somebody lit the GAMBLOR signal: the Cardinals opened as a 17-point underdog to the Chiefs this weekend.
- The most recent big point ‘dog was the Bills, who were 16.5-point underdogs to the Vikings earlier this season and wound up winning the game by 21 points.
- Beerguyrob’s observation?
A brief “thank you” shout-out to the staff & commentists of [DFO] – we have achieved a modicum of success that should be recognized: we have surpassed being the 350,000th most popular site on the internet.
I have one of my students using Alexa.com‘s free internet stats as part of his specialized learning about IT. (He looks up things like Amazon, CNN, various gaming sites he likes, et cetera. It keeps him busy.) Every so often, I check in to see how we’re doing as an entity. Here’s what it looked like back on October 2nd:
We are well behind sites like Deadspin,
but we also aren’t trying to be sites like Deadspin, so we’re just competing with ourselves to make the site better. As last week’s Halloween spectacular showed, I think we do that on a consistent basis.
FYI – the Top-10 sites worldwide, according to Alexa?
- google.com
- youtube.com
- facebook.com
- baidu.com – The leading Chinese language search engine.
- wikipedia.org
- qq.com – An instant messaging service developed by Shenzhen Tencent Computer System.
- yahoo.com
- taobao.com – Taobao Marketplace is online shopping for Chinese consumers.
- Tmall.com – Tmall.com is a premium online Chinese shopping site within Alibaba Group, and NOT an alternative dating site for curious Chinese men.
- amazon.com
Kind of like hitting 4000 posts or 500,000 comments, we couldn’t make any milestones without a dedicated group of people creating, reading & commenting on our #content. So thank you to everyone who helped us achieve this.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Dallas at Columbus – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Oilers at Lightning – 7:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet West
- Canucks at Red Wings – 7:30PM | Sportsnet Pacific
- NBA:
- Wizards at Mavericks – 8:30Pm | TSN / NBATV
- NCAA:
- Football:
- Kent State at Buffalo – 7:30PM | ESPNU
- Basketball:
- Kansas vs. Michigan State – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
- the Champions Classic, from Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis.
- *North Carolina at Wofford – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Morgan State at Villanova – 7:00PM | FS1
- Florida at Florida State – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Maryland (Baltimore County) at Marquette – 9:00PM | FS1
- Duke vs. Kentucky – 9:30PM | ESPN / TSN3
- the Champions Classic in Indianapolis, Game 2.
- Kansas vs. Michigan State – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN3
- Football:
- WWE:
- Smackdown LIve! – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- Shane McMahon won the “World Cup” at Crown Jewel. WHAT’S THE ANGLE?!
- Smackdown LIve! – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
God forbid any of this nonsense isn’t settled tonight and has to be double checked in the morning. NO REST FOR THE WICKED!
Medicinal dope passed here in Utah!
Now that HARDCORE HOMOSEXUALITY is legal in this great land, perhaps AFTER THE SODOMY we can pick out some new drapes, and perhaps paint the living room.
-General George S. Patton, May 1944
do we get to gerrymander yet?
2 indicted republican congressmen re-elected. How proud they must be.
Did they call the CA one?
Yep.
Also: Brian Kemp
I had multiple language options for my “I Voted” sticker. I went with Tagalog.
When will the bloodshed from the Great KSK Cookie War end?
Boy trapped in refrigerator? Eats own foot?
ok, my head is spinning.
BEHIND THE MUSIC: The Rat Pack
Fuck Nancy pelosi. OUT WITH THE OLD!!!!
Rick Santorum is human garbage, and deserves a brain tumor I can see through his skull.
I hope it will be one of those fast-acting tumors, so there’s not even time to see a specialist.
I will get two subscriptions to your news letter in case one gets lost.
Ooh, Beto drops an F-bomb in this concession speech and MSNBC doesn’t bleep it. Guess someone will be getting a visit from the FCC later this week.
Yer a genius
Fuck Ajit Pai in perpetuity.
YES.
Coming soon to a barrio, ghetto, or gentrified neighborhood near you!!!
Nah, those fuckers don’t have the courage or the numbers to pull off something like that. You think a half dozen Proud Boys are going to start breaking windows in Glassell Park? They’d be strung up from telephone polls in ten minutes. They might make some noise in hipster bars, but that’s it.
Well, I’m told that I do get a little hyperbolic on occasion.
Thank god for Jake Tapper right now.
Was he on the ’72 Dolphins? They were undefeated, you know.
Ted Cruz is why American women shouldn’t have sex outside the country’s borders.
HE’S ONE OF YOURS, ASSHOLES
Well, I’m a few scotches in but a) the house is what I expected to win, not the Senate b) the gubernatorial gains are great c) Americans that chose Republicans in Florida, Georgia, and Texas should be ashamed of themselves d) voter suppression is a helluva drug
I’m seeing it much the same way. I’m not happy about the results, but I’m not sad about them either. Any “agenda” that Trump has is going to be completely stifled, and the amount of damage Republicans can do has gone down exponentially.
I hope you are right, but I can’t get around my suspicion that Trump will go full authoritarian at some point if he gets continuously stymied.
Then again, my Republican acquaintances felt the same way about Obama.
Baselessly. That’s the fucked up part. Your Republican acquaintances can’t point to anything actually evil Obama did but Trump and the GOP are running rampant over political norms and standards of decency.
I agree 100%. I am worried that we are going to live in Mad Max world before I can even retire.
I’d say the unfettered access to drone strikes was something I could do without, but I’m guessing the acquaintances would be fine if it was their guy doing it.
Obama did some evil shit. Obama did prop up Nazis in the Ukraine. He also lobbied for the minimum wage to be 30 cents an hour in Haiti. He did an unprecedented crackdown on whistle blowers and deported more people from American than any president previous to him. He also left office bombing 7 countries and expanded the surveillance state.
Yeah but those were non-Americans and at the end of the day the only people President Obama owed anything to were Americans. That’s just a fact.
Nah it isn’t. You’re thinking like the good ol’ USA of Eisenhower and Roosevelt. Trump is thinking something else, and make no mistake he’s good at it and has an arsenal at his disposal. He’s not about to lose, however he is hopelessly flawed, and so are his core supporters.
Understand your enemy if you want to defeat them. He understands you.
Grant and Sherman understood it, after all previous Union Generals were fighting the last decade’s war over and over again and losing. Grant and Sherman understood: go for the throat.
I hate to say that, but read a history book.
I have to say it is fascinating to watch what the hosts of the podcast Pod Save America said would be the reaction of cable news happen, in real time, and in great detail. We are DOOMED.
Now that the Democrats are in charge, tomorrow at work I am going into the Ladies Room and taking the loudest stinky shit ever.
They are in charge of the house, not the senate, you big dummy.
The bathroom is in the house! Who’s the big dummy now! Jeez!
Loogit’ dem big ole titties on Moose
You, dumb: Watching Rachel Maddow blather about election returns on MSNBC
Me, smart: Watching one of the hosts of Chapo Trap House die of alcohol poisoning on a Twitch stream
bahahaha
My amendment to legalize public masturbation was defeated tonight despite endorsements from Charles Barkley and Paul Reubens.
Pelosi is going to be Speaker of the House? What’s the over/under for how long it takes for Trump to utter the word “cunt” at one of his rallies, or during a 60 Minutes interview?
Oh good lord I hope not
I kind of hope so…
I think this is her last rodeo though. I bet she retires in advance of 2020.
We are all these 2 kids behind Pelosi.
Just switched to Fox for a hot take.
HIS KIDS WERE ON THAT BEACH TOO
In honor of her district, Nancy Pelosi will now shoot up some fentanyl and shit on a sidewalk.
The only bright side of the Democrats totally eating shit tonight would be she’d finally get deposed but alas…
As much as I love Colbert, he can’t sing as well as Craig. YEAH I SAID IT
Wrong. Just wrong. Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello wrote and performed the single greatest Christmas song of all time.
https://youtu.be/pRIgqLfaPbY
That’s not “I Heard Ryan Gosling’s Playing Santa Claus.” I should know, I was one of the guys singing backup!
https://discomfortandjoy.bandcamp.com/track/i-heard-ryan-goslings-playing-santa-claus
Also why are we posting Christmas songs already?
Is Pelosi drunk or unable to manipulate her false teeth?
Also: Polling is DEAD
Adam Schiff is awesome, and I am glad he will have a modicum of power.
Wait, is the skipper a chick too? There’s your problem.
Last funny:
I voted by dropping a bean in the jar marked “laws” instead of the one marked “anarchy” but as always it was a tough choice.
I usually just flick the bean
Alabama looks to be passing two state constitutional amendments, one about protecting the sanctity of life (but only until that life exits the uterus) the other “authorizing” the display of the ten commandments. So much for that other Constitution and its “…make no law respecting an establishment of religion…” amendment.
Meanwhile Florida looks to be passing an issue to restore voting rights to light-felons. Can we update that bugs bunny sawing gif accordingly?
Nobody talks.
Nobody gets caught.
This chick reminds me of me when I was 18, minus the tits, curves, tattoos, bouffant hairdo, and the uterus. Other than that, pretty close.