Your “Rooting For Another Tie” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

No, it’s not Father’s Day.  Not that kind of tie.

Back in week 2, these two NFC North “juggernauts” treated us to a 29-29 tie of futility.  Let’s hope for more of the same tonight, shall we?

To coin a phrase from the lovely and talented Scotchnaut….

….TO THE GAME!!!!!

Packers @ Vikings (-3.5, -175, o/u 48)

Time: 8:20pmEST – TV: NBC

The Vikes are favored at home, of course.  That’s understandable.  From a betting standpoint however, I wouldn’t touch this game.

After their very hilarious tie in week two, whichever club wins this one has a potential tiebreaker and still has a real shot at an NFC wildcard slot.  The loser should probably go ahead and play for draft position, and all which that implies.  Minnesota has won four of their last six.  Green Bay has lost four of their last six.  Neither has a shot in hell at catching the Bearistocrats.

Two NFC North rivals in prime position to battle for the final wild card spot (AthlonSports.com)

Instead, the battle between these two teams this week, highlighted on “Sunday Night Football” may be for the final NFC Wild Card spot. The Vikings currently have it, sitting at 5-4-1 but have one of the league’s most difficult schedules down the stretch. Games against the Patriots and Seahawks remain (both on the road) along with one more against the Bears.

The Packers, meanwhile, sit at 4-5-1 but their schedule gives them an opening. Games against the Cardinals, Falcons, Jets and Lions could leave them at no worse than 9-6-1 if they’re able to beat the Vikings on the road. Can Rodgers pull off some magic despite working with a depleted receiving corps?

[snip]

But Rodgers has also been streaky, hamstrung due to some hamstrings. That’s kept Randall Cobb out for five of the last seven games; another of Rodgers’ favorite targets, Geronimo Allison, is on injured reserve with a groin injury. Their absence has left the load to talented young receivers like Marquez Valdes-Scantling or Equanimeous St. Brown; but they play more like deep threats than possession receivers. Guys like Jimmy Graham (two catches the last two weeks, fractured thumb) have to step up for Rodgers to have the right options when it matters.

Cousins, meanwhile has more weapons, including the emergence of Adam Thielen into one of the game’s top five receivers. Thielen’s 131 yards against the Packers were his second-best effort of the season; his 85 receptions overall lead the NFL. Add in another 71 grabs by Stefon Diggs and the Vikings own two of the top six pass catchers in the league.

The problem is Cousins has a habit of stumbling over his own two feet. He’s thrown four interceptions the last three weeks, including two against the Bears’ top-tier defense. Only Russell Wilson has more fumbles this year than Cousins’ eight, leaving him constantly battling to overcome his own mistakes. It’s one thing to throw for 300 yards; it’s another to do it after giving your opponent a pick-six along the way. The Packers’ defense has hardly been intimidating, producing just 12 takeaways (tied for 20th in the league). But they picked off Cousins last time and another mistake Sunday night could be the game-changer.

Hell man, I dunno.  Packers are 0-fer on the road this season.  But gut still tells me to take the points and the cheesedicks in this one.  I guess we’ll find out together.

But I really do think it would be great to get another tie.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Phillip Rivers’s honeymoon video?

Col. Duke LaCross

His average lunch break.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He’s a two pump chump?

Unsurprised

Is the Grey Cup made from Favre’s foreskin?

Senor Weaselo

That’s the Grey Thimble.

Unsurprised

Touché

yeah right

Get off mah field!

Unsurprised

TrubTITSky seeing the Moose gifs
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

How to make the Chocolate Blowjob Shot! – Tipsy Bartender…….

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Unsurprised

Oldie but goodie
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Spur

Fattie

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur
Brocky

Rodgers is so seemingly immune from criticism that I can’t even think of a good metaphor

Senor Weaselo

You know how some say the only person who could love someone is their mother? It’s the opposite of that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

King Hippo

see y’all for a Magical Burger King Presentation of Tits/500s!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur
Spur

Fuck you Rodgers.

Call your mother. she carried you for 9 months. It’s the least you can do.

King Hippo

NBC uses this for bumper music sometimes, great tune

Spur

Hippo is great people

Spanky Datass

Love this.

King Hippo

Adams has to catch that.

Mr. Ayo

AA Ron needs to make that throw too.

King Hippo

true, it was open enough that he should have put more air under it. Still, that’s 70/30 on Adams, took a very weird last few strides.

Gratliff

actually, i miss when marvin harrison would just score a touchdown, hand the ball to the ref, and then a few years later, kill a guy

— Doctor Lawyer IndianChief (@playoffs_DR_lic) November 26, 2018

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King Hippo

acting liek u ben there before is also very helpful in murdering ,, ppl forget that

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is funny as hell.

King Hippo

Need to kick the FG early enough that you won’t hit the 2-minute warning on the kickoff. Otherwise you won’t get ball back at all unless recover the impossible onside kick

King Hippo

now, take 2 end zone shots, then kick

Gratliff

…Did he pull his hammy trying to get up and talk shit?

Spur

fuck you jimmy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just woke up from a nap, and Davante Adams and Kyle Rudolph need to step the fuck up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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the Alpha and the Amoeba

A tribute to whoever the packers have left to play now that all their starters are injured

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWKsUEQnp7M

King Hippo

A.A. Ron should go take a shit at midfield.

Gratliff

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

A-Aron is fuming.

King Hippo

he is right to be, what a shitshow they’ve arranged around him

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

Fireable game for McCarthy?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

I mean, he should have been fired already, but hopefully this is the last straw.

Or A.A. Ron holds out from training camp and forces a trade to Denver!

Brocky

OhGod, I would be perfectly okay with that

yeah right

Same. Let’s make that fucking happen.

King Hippo

I like this song so, so much.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am very upset at the recipe I used for cooking pork loin tonight. 60 minutes my ass! Put the thermometer in and it shot up faster than Todd Marinovich after getting his hands on his first balloon in a week.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

60 minutes my ass! Put the thermometer in and

I’m just taking that part out of context.

Gratliff

Grilling is the only way I never get mixed results for that. Even if it’s snowing outside, the shit’s going on the grill.

Sharkbait

Grilling has no season. I’ve been outside in February getting a sear on some meat before

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I rarely cook pork on the grill. I prefer doing it in ever oven. This is my first shot at pork loin, usually it’s tenderloin.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Col. Duke LaCross

How is this only a three-point game?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

Stupid Bounce cable channel, how dare they have a Christmas special called “A Stone Cold Christmas” and not have Stone Cold Steve Austin on it?

Senor Weaselo

I’ve never watched wrestling but I would watch the everloving fuck out of that.

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Austin reading the homily at a Christmas mass and then smashing together two egg nog cartons before dumping them sloppily into his mouth

Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dolph Ucker

That drug ad makes it sound like pneumonia is a bad thing.

King Hippo

Not if you get enough Tussionex!

/but seriously, when I was like 37, I had it TWICE the same winter, and it did suck balls

Senor Weaselo

Evening lizard people. Fuck Christian McCaffrey, now I need ALL THE COUSINS POINTS. What’d I miss?
/I look forward to the jokes to come from this
//Still love you though Litre… you bastard

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did that Christian rip you a new asshole?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Not referring to a priest.

Senor Weaselo

He scored over 40 points. Forty. That’s more than four tens. And for me that’s terrible.
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/108061

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s a lot of points for a priest joke.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The tie in the banner image; I have one. Years ago the Halloween costume was that, a large penis water gun, short with a huge penis on the front, a “Wut, Wut, in the Butt” hat and a type “restraining order” pinned to my shirt. I don’t even know what it was, but some girl sucked the water pistol (had rum in it).

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Look, if I tweet mocking you and you “like” the tweet, I’m blocking you because I am not above being a petty bitch.

Gratliff

Also, anyone seen unironically agreeing with blatantly obvious snark.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Can’t it just be respect for your amazing and sick BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.

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Sorry, I live to block and will not be denied.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

I’m pretty sure you lose as soon as you tweet anyway

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That’s a block

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So true.

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BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED

NONE OF YOU IS FREE OF SIN

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You really should block me on Tweeter.

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The only true block is blocking yourself.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have cock-blocked myself MANY times.

Gratliff

Ah yes. The classic “Sill’s Gambit” twitter strategy.

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He was following me for a while but I muted him lol

Gratliff

I started getting yelled at along with Horatio one day and that’s when I learned that someone can block you, but still give you shit by @’ing you. Still don’t know what the fuck I did to get looped into that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He didn’t need a reason.

Sharkbait

Glad I never wound up on the wrong end of Sill

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I got attacked repeatedly directly and for asking to back off on other people that were attacked. Part of it was my fault for engaging at all.

Horatio Cornblower

Sill once DM’d me about having dinner with him in NYC and I was actually on the verge of setting it up because I had to be there for work and, as if his spider senses were tingling, he blew up at me over next to nothing.

It probably saved my life.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, just saved you a shitty evening.

King Hippo

this guy gets it! Off a mah lawn!!

Brocky

I’m just here so I don’t get blocked

Fronkenshteen

Made turkey stock!

One Cousins to Thielen TD would be fucking marvelous.

30 days till baby so I’m off the sauce. We have a 30 minute drive to the hospital & I must be vigilant. May god watch over and strengthen me.

At this point, even more than the Mueller report, I just want to see a picture of trump with his hair uncoiffed. I bet it hangs down past his shoulders.

Sharkbait

Home made turkey stock is the best

Yes please

Congratulations!

Also yes.

ballsofsteelandfury

My name is Balls and I have information on the banning process.

Ask me anything.

Gratliff

But what if it’s funny?

Horatio Cornblower

Anything funny is OK. If, however, it was funny, you wouldn’t have been banned in the first place. If you were banned, it wasn’t funny.

It’s science.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

I like how your post and mine complement each other and were posted at the exact same time. It’s these small moments of connection that keep me coming back to this site.

ballsofsteelandfury

Moreover, I want to stress that people got banned for making attacks on people and calling them names.

We encourage everyone to be funny and I would not vote to ban anyone based on a joke, as in bad taste as it may be.

Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I love that quote.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

I can’t speak for the site, but generally in life, there’s a sliding scale. The more offensive something is, the funnier it has to be to make up for it and be deemed acceptable by society. Knowing your audience is also key.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

And context; if it’s on a van it’s OK.

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Mr. Ayo

Do you take requests?

ballsofsteelandfury

YES!

Spur

Can I get banned for liking the NBA?

Horatio Cornblower

Absolutely. Yes.

(Where’s Ian, by the way?)

ballsofsteelandfury

Watching Nets BB was too much for him. Also, he may have been expecting something different from the writing experience. We are hoping he returns.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

How many have been banned? “Nat Turner” would come to mind.

ballsofsteelandfury

Sill and Shogun. I don’t think Nat Turner ever made the jump here from KSK.

Horatio Cornblower

Nat got banned by KSK/Ape.

I still think that day should have been made a national holiday, because fuck that guy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Shogun was OK, but he could turn bitter/ angry/ personal as fuck at a moments notice; I assume that’s what did it. Sill’s history goes way back.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes, when it got personal, that’s what did it.

Horatio Cornblower

Sill had a lot of demons, and part of me still feels bad at the way his whole thing played out. But a much bigger part of me feels that eventually we all reap what we sow, and man, Sill sowed and sowed and sowed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You can have a lot of demons and still be a terrible person.

Gratliff

So you met my old man, too?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Stalin’s dad was that way too…….. wait a minute.

King Hippo

THIS

Horatio Cornblower

I mean, you’re not wrong.

yeah right

Exactly.

Sharkbait

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Col. Duke LaCross

The school from Angus won its second straight title?

the Alpha and the Amoeba

*Finds out being banned is a thing*

*Nervously reviews my comment history*

Whew, the closest I’ve come to a personal attack was teasing a Seahawks fan for having a 9/11 truther as a coach.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s totally fair.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

I may have used the phrase “Jet fuel can’t achieve fan’s dreams”

I’m pretty sure i was drunk

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s pretty good. And true.

Mr. Ayo

I hope a Mr. Walsh never joins.

Col. Duke LaCross

I’m sure he’s had several unsuccessful attempts.

Fronkenshteen

Someone got banned?!

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Apparently, Shogun got banned.

I don’t know all the details, but I guess cats ate his face. Balls knows more about it than I do.

http://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED34/53a51210bfacd.jpeg

herodotus450

[sweating, voice shaky]
I-I wholeheartedly support the, the, the actions of the moderator team here at
[squints, looking down]
DFQ, and believe they acted fairly.
[rustling paper]
Was that good enough?
[gun cocks]

ballsofsteelandfury

???

Horatio Cornblower

You can’t use that apology, that’s Sill’s intellectual property!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

His was; low T count, drunk, stoned, drunk, alcoholic, drunk, low T count, etc. etc., etc.

King Hippo

Giving each other shit is HIGHLY encouraged. To comment here, you have to be able to understand how to give and receive in good, lighthearted fun.

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— Blair Walsh

rockingdog
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So I’ve done a 180 on the impending blizzard because I think that much snow will cancel street cleaning and I won’t have to move my car Tuesday and Wednesday.

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I know this isn’t even a remotely interesting thing for most of you, but I’m trying to pump up our sagging Sunday night numbers!

ballsofsteelandfury

Post nudes.

Sharkbait

It’s the small victories. As long as there’s no snow emergency towing.

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I never park on any of the snow routes. Technically they don’t go into effect until December so I’m not sure how strictly they’ll enforce them.

Gratliff

If it shuts down every school district under us, I get a snow day. I need that so I can troll people with the fact that I’m getting state-sponsored snow days.

ballsofsteelandfury

, Shogun has been banned for attacking you. Now, given that, let up on the gay Aaron jokes, ok?

As a site, we’ve decided to stop doing them as they’re cheap and really not that funny. We should be better than that.

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Wait, we ban people?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes. If they attack people, we do.

Spur

They got banned? I thought it was funny they took it personal. I say it now I am bi. I hope that explains my sexy human Sunday nights.

ballsofsteelandfury

The problem was that he took it personal. And made personal attacks on you. Whether or not you felt offended, one of the few rules we have is to not attack people on the site. We don’t want to be a site where people argue with each other.

They can go to YouTube for that.

Spur

That makes sense. Trust me when say I can never explain to anyone who am attracted to and why.

Took me a long time to understand me and longer for my family to see me with a girlfriend or a “guy friend”.

ballsofsteelandfury

You don’t need to explain yourself to anyone. Be happy and love who you love.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Maybe the Andy Reid fat jokes can fade away too. Sometimes I feel like I’m back in junior high. Except when they’re funny.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’d rather joke about how he can’t win in the playoffs, but I’ve got stiff (Hippo) opposition on that front.

Rikki Tikki Deadly is the biggest Andy Reid fat joke aficionado. Next time he’s around, bring it up.

Sharkbait

But…but…this gif
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Viva La Tabula Raza

That one’s in the Hall of Fame. All other and subsequent Fat Andy Reid jokes pale in comparison.

ArmedandHammered

But we can still go after Princeton Red, right. And as someone, who ate way too much this weekend, I should be the last person making jokes about people’s weight.

ballsofsteelandfury

Oh fuck yes you can!

Viva La Tabula Raza

It’s not that big of a deal. Chris Christie attracts the same heat over on the political blogs…

Gratliff

The man wore black shirts on the sidelines to hide cheesesteak stains. I mean.

Horatio Cornblower

You will pry fat Andy Reid jokes from me when you pry leftover ribs from his sweaty mitts.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yep.

Dolph Ucker

People watch golf?

Col. Duke LaCross

Six tournouveurs!

litre_cola

This game is oUver

Col. Duke LaCross

You can’t have five tournoveurs and expect to win.

Gratliff

tournoUveurs

Spur

The Mounties are holding a cup. Am excited

Spur

That’s 3 gay jokes about Aaron Rodgers I made. I have activated my Shogun Named Marcus summon card. They should be here any moment to attack me.

rockingdog

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So apparently the rain-snow line will move far enough east that I will be seeing that 8-12 inches of snow after all. Goddamn it.

Sharkbait

How’s your booze situation?

Spur

How many inches? A-Aron

Brocky

I’m sitting in a 40 degree rain storm and I cant imagine a. blizzard tonight.

Sharkbait

Sorry Seamus.

litre_cola

Sharky, you got a win to go with that tie!

Sharkbait

The highlight of my fantasy season for sure!

Dolph Ucker

Defense is dead. This is the NFL now. Which is fine. Whatever.

BC Dick

It’s so much worse though. I want the receivers to be a-feared to go over the middle. I like defence. I’m 32 now, I can hate change, right?