Let’s go directly, TO THE GAMES!
Jags/Bills:
Had I told you at the birth of the season that the Bills would be matching the Jags win for win after 10 games in you’d most likely say, “I know you’re fucking with me but I don’t know exactly how.” Each team has but three wins but Buffalo has rook qb Josh Allen back but he’ll be in tough against cb’s Ramsey and Bouye and his own 54% completion rate. Bortles doesn’t have it any better though-the Bills d-line gets things done. So I figure this’ll be a sloppy game that will be determined by who profits most on turnovers.
Browns/Bengals:
Shefter is reporting that A.J. Green is a no-go but I’m leaving Tyler “Can’t Play Against #1 CB’s Yet” Boyd on my bench. (watch him go off) Browns players are giving short shrift to the notion that Hue Jackson joining the ‘enemy’ gives the Bengalis an advantage. “We didn’t respect him when he was coaching us, why would we start now?”, I imagine one player saying. Cincy’s lb’s can’t cover and their interior d-line has been decimated by injury so the Browns will be able to score. But when all is said and done, this will be a sloppy game decided by who most profits from turnovers.
Pats/Jets:
The New Englanders have the New Jerseyers number these days. Here’s hoping that the game will be a sloppy, turnover-heavy affair.
Giants/Eagles:
Them Giants won last week by introducing Saquon to the ball early and often. This week they’d be dumb as hell to do the same thing because 4 of the Eagles 5 top cb’s are out and the 5th is questionable. (gently kicks Gronk to the curb, inserts Engram into lineup) Philly is so short of players (How short are they?) that wr’s were filling out the secondary during practice this past week. More good news? That D of theirs ranks dead-last in defending the big play and (somehow) the Giants are 5th in generating big plays.
Niners/Bucs:
Weapons charges, possession of pot and now domestic abuse-“the million dollar body with the .10 brain”, Reuben Foster hit the trifecta last night and won a night in jail. If this isn’t a dead giveaway for a sloppily-played game filled with turnovers, I don’t know what is.
Seahawks/Panthers:
Which Carolina team will show? Will it be the one that tarred and de-feathered the Ravens or the one that rolled over vs. the Steelers? Asked to comment, Riverboat Ron Rivera exclaimed, “Well, we’re 5-0 at home this year with a +10 turnover differential so I’ll take my chances with a sloppy game that’s filled with turnovers”.
Raiders/Ravens:
Baltimore is only a .500 team but one can’t help thinking they’re going to whup the snotgiving out of pre-Vegas. What’s left of Gruden’s Grinded Gears have to be looking at Mack leading a killer D and Cooper going off just a few days ago and questioning their Dear Leader’s cognitive abilities. All in all, I think this game will be a.) sloppy and b.) filled with turnovers.
Who smells burnt toast?
Ignore the guy in front of you to go block the dude 7 yards downfield.
Nice 2 yard loss, Jets.
Giants go for two. Throw in the direction of the only healthy Eagles secondary defender.
Norf Carolina fired their football coach, Larry Fedora. On the short list to replace him are Jim Trilby, Alex Fez, and Tom 10-Gallon.
What about Jon Trucker?
Why is there a standalone Bumblebee movie?
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Spend the $9 dollars and find out. Bring the whole family.
Here you dropped this: 10^1.
/It’s an order of magnitude.
THIS ROB GRONKOWSKI I CALL HIM A PORTION OF THE PENTAGON BECAUSE HE JUST GOT ABSOLUTELY LEVELED BY A NEW YORK JET!
I shoulda held on to Chubb…
[waits]
But then he wouldn’t’a been a chub for much longer.
At least I have Oakland to laugh at
I saw alot of Beto signs in the rural farmland in South Texas. I think they’re keeping them up as a “Fuck You” to Cruz and his voters.
“Hey, who am I to say what’s right or wrong?”
– Ted Cruz
Why the hell did the Gints go for 2?
There can only be so much Giants competence on a single drive before the derp shows up.
So is The Neighborhood just the first in a generation of what will become known as Regentrification Comedy?
Giants did a good?
No way they’d be this profitable if they did not.
And then a Bad. It’s The Giant Way.
It is weird to see the Raiders in this timeslot.
ElishaDOWN, fuckos!!
If there’s no defender between him and the intended target he’s awesome.
Oh yes. This is what I was expecting.
Eli is awesome
No Funchess? Well shit DJ Moore better have 200 yards receiving today.
“The No-Funchess Bunch”
some redzone is just what the doctor ordered….
http://buffstreamz.com/watch/nfl-21.php
So that link asks me to create an account. What are the ramifications of this account? Will I have to provide a credit card number or just an email?
I usually just close that white box w/ green box inside it, then close the “install flash player tab” then just start the stream…
Hmm. I don’t get the Install Flash Player tab. Maybe because I’m using my government computer. Anyway, I’m not giving them my credit card number. I’ll have to live vicariously through y’all.
You don’t need to install anything to watch buffstreamz stuff; I’ve been doing it all season.
Scientology and Mormons on this week’s DFO Theology
What I have taken so far is that Scientologists are insane and Mormons like anal.
and am the weirdo Catholic
I CALL THESE SCIENTOLOGISTS AND MORMONS THEOS BECAUSE THEY GET THEIR MORAL GUIDANCE FROM OLD MEN WHO, FRANKLY, SHOULD NOT BE GIVING OUT MORAL GUIDANCE!
Shannon Spake on the sidelines? I don’t think I’ve ever seen those…I mean her, before.
Shannon Spake. I listened. I hard now.
hey now, be accurate. Septo-box
Is there a more jarring and unpleasant stadium feature in the NFL than the escalator at PBS?
I thought all they had at PBS was book-filled spiral staircases…
re-iterating that RedZone Channel is by far and away the best thing in my life, or ever will be again.
I’m ready for my pain
youse can win, just let Elisha have all teh fantasy points
HOW COULD I FORGET TO MENTION THAT IN THE INTRO!!!
I think if’n I ever met a Mormon from Canadia, the strength of the politeness would kill me ded.
Turned off Netflix to see Steve Mnuchin in the booth for JETS/P*TS. The top story is Josh McCown sucks but he’s been praised for his “decision-making and toughness.” Which means he is going to be absolutely rocked behind that line today.
Let’s see what Fox has as soon as this Just Cause 4 commercial ends….
Oh — paid programming. Good. The Sunday shows don’t give me enough broadcast hours of the east coast.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UWvRorX0KhQ
[smiles]
-Ghost of Johnny Carson
Somewhere Bob McNair is smiling as all those spades show up on command.
Mourning folks
– nobody in Bob McNair’s orbit
You guys know the “womp womp” sound effect? I think they should play that in-stadium at JV games when the opposing team does something bad. Not all the time, but really hit these kids when they’re vulnerable.
“Johnson with the carry, fumble recovered by the defense. [womp womp] First down Home Team.”
Also ‘sad trombone’
For a short while in the mid 90s, whenever a visiting player missed a free throw at the SA Spurs arena, the PA system play a cartoon “BOINGGG” noise. Coach Bob Hill (guy before Popovich) thought it was shitty and juvenile and made them stop.
If been basically off the grid for 4 days. I’ve catching up, lets’ see:
Cowboys in 1st place of NFC Least
Michigan Football Dead
TA&M and LSU are still playing in overtime
Trump WH tries to bury their own ” We’re All Going to Die Soon” Climate Change Report
A-Aron called out for be a shitty son that couldn’t even call his mom and ask if she was safe.
I think that’s all.
Apparently Ditka had a minor heart attack? Or is it just a setup for him to start shilling heart meds?
Canisius/UAB is on!
Scotchy the channels you get in N. Ontario are absurd.
It’s to the point now that if one of our southern brethren makes reference to a game going on that I can’t find, I get pissed.
/edit: I have the notion that Bell uses this area as a dumping ground for all types of channels. I have no proof.
Who are you with?
Bell dish service.
I live across the street from the downtown LDS church and I am watching escaping polygamy so I have a few concerns.
This way of life seems like a real pain in the ass.
1. YOU HAVE MORE THAN 1 WIFE!
2. No Sunday Football.
3. Living n the Northern Arizona Desert does not seem like a good time.
4. No caffeine, weed, alcohol but from my doco watching opiates that are ‘prescribed’ are ok.
I am going to have some breakfast wine and watch those poor bastards trek through the snow to follow the word of Joseph Smith. SMDH.
Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum
Featuring Jeff Flake
Read “Under the Banner of Heaven” by Jon Krakauer. it’s a great read about the LDS church.
I dont consider them Christians, that’s a bad thing but call it like it is.
I did about a month ago. So fucked. I think that is why I watch these folk trek in there with a bunch of questions.
When we first moved out to Arizona, my wife made a new friend there. That girl drank like a fish, smoked weed like it was going out of style, and was a bit on the “freaky” side, if you get my drift.
One day, she told me she was Mormon.
“Ummmmm…do THEY know that?”
A friend of mine dated a Mormon for a while. She was really sweet, definitely into tequila and, if he wasn’t lying, really into anal.
You have BallsofSteelandFury’s attention.
And mine… Oh wait, her ass? Nevermind…
Jack Mormons are great.
That term did come up, but I never cared enough to ask what it meant.
And to think, he could have married her and a few others and lived everyman’s wildest fantasy each night.
Anal is how Mormons save their virginity for marriage.
Jack Mormon? Those fuckers party
They have a reputation of being nice, sweet people in other states. Here in their homeland, they’re a royal pain in the ass.
I suspect they’re only allowed to leave the state if they meet the nice and sweet criteria
Mrs Wakezilla has an aunt who is a Mormon in Vegas. We went to her cousin’s wedding reception and it was like we we were in a magazine. Everyone looked like a model because they don’t consume bad shit
They also seem to be overwhelmingly blonde haired, tall, blue eyes,…
Texas trip was a success. All our planning paid off and everything for my parents 50th went well. The usual family drama queens tried to make a screen and we shut that shit down early. If you can try to fly with Redeye flights. The hours are not good but NO CROWDS.
Smacking down drama is so important.
Morning Folks,
Hi!
“Who smells burnt toast?”
Mike Ditka?
R.I.P. Ricky Jay. He’s watching chicks getting plowed on driveways with the angels now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTvWZn95mZQ
“My fucking wife has an ass in her cock…”
Wait, what?
That movie is so perfect that even its imperfections are perfect.
Watch this and get a glimpse of the skill of this guy. There are no trick cards or hidden anything; every trick has been practiced tens and tens of thousands of times in private in front of a mirror. When he shuffles he knows where every single card is. That’s the trick. Knowing this makes it even more impressive.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FtgUSUHnzLI
Holy dogshit. This is criminal.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
I think that is just clickbait (tweetbait?) but yes please.
That’s the kind of continuity that that franchise is known for.
And if he’s hired, he’s gonna need a special assistant of his own. And what a coinicident, Marvin Lewis will just have become available…
Mike Brown is probably counting on getting him at 3/5 of Marvin’s salary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
The Bengals fan base has replaced the “Who Dey!” battle cry with “Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!”
All this talk of turnovers has Andy Reid worried that he’ll be canvassing the KC Yellow Pages for treatment regarding an erection that lasts for more than four hours.
Still no GOT DAMN football so I’ve got on Lord of the Rings 1. I kinda wish I had read the books.
If you don’t read them in the original Elvish you’re just a fake fan smh
Seriously, that’s what A.A. Milne would have wanted.
Watch out for Sauron, that guy’s bad news.
Have you ever watched CBS Sunday Morning? I only see it when I’m visiting home. It’s very gentle. And slow. Which is fine, I get it. The target audience is definitely senior citizens. The oddest thing is the commercials for Raytheon and Lockheed-Martin between ads for the dead and dying. I don’t get that. There’s something funny going on here.
I’m sure it’s Obama’s fault.
Is that Charles Kuralt’s old show? Hunter S. Thompson was good friends with him; always found that an odd pair.
When the Hells Angels stomped on Hunter S Thompson it was Charles Kuralt who saved him and Kuralt beat the shit out of four bikers and took one of their Harleys and forever after that the Hells Angels were scared of Charles Kuralt and they said he was evil.
The Raytheon and Lockheed Martin ads are aimed at actual 80 year-old politicians who are watching the show.
We need those companies to protect us from the roving caravans of terrorists trying to steal our freedom and also our jobs and enacting sharia law!
Really, I’ve very worried that all my friends’ children and grandchildren are not going to be able to get those coveted positions picking tomatoes and working in slaughterhouses because those illegals took their jobs!
Engram, Njoku or drink bleach?
That is the tossiest of toss-ups.
/that’s all I got
Philly has 3 vagrants plus Malcolm Jenkins in their secondary.
Engram
Somehow I’m craving rare venison stuffed with pastries.
My mind wandered towards a bacon and egg and pastry concoction.
Got blaxito all day (again) today. Yesterday was long with the drive to/from Tucson for the UA/ASU game plus him getting to bed late without his normal bath. Fortunately he woke up about on schedule so I am optimistic today may go alright.
NOW WHY THE HELL AM I STILL WAITING FOR FOOTBALL TV!?
Be happy on his schedule. I have not slept past 5 am in 18 months. No lie. That being said there should be London games every week.
“There should!”
-Jaguars Ownership Cmte
I too have been debating this. For now, he’s in my flex.
Yeah, I threw P. Lindsay into that very slot.
To backfill AJ Green, from the pupuu platter of Danny Amendola, Jordy Nelson, and Donate Moncrief?
I feel you, I have replaced a banged up Baldwin with Enunwa….. I would play Moncrief as Buffalo is bad at football.
So is Moncrief
“Visit Rwanda” on Arsenal’s shoulder throws me off every time.
When I first started watching EPL I thought it was some kind of joke that was outside my understanding of Brit humour.
Permanent vacation right there.
Unintentional hospice. “Come spend your last days with us!”
“Mmm…turnovers filled with sloppy joe meat…” – Andy Reid
/yes I know what I said but Kelvin Benjamin is more of a sweets kind of guy while Andy Reid is savory dishes
this is nuts….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-wjmIFlnNo
I bet that guy could crush billiard balls with his bare hands.
I saw that in the theater. My hands were sweaty and cramped halfway through, and not just because I was sitting next to Paul Reubens.
I’d have actually found this to be extremely credible.
Call me crazy, but most of these games have a good chance of being sloppy and filled with turnovers!
That’s what I’m hearing!