I’ve been in a weird mood lately. Lotsa reasons for that, I suppose. No need to go into all of them. Or even any of them, actually.
But my point is that this week’s theme is well….ummmm….
Weird….
I have no idea why the idea for this week’s theme popped into my head (he’s lying).
SHUT UP VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!!! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!!!!!
(Full Disclosure: There may or may not be a stuffed animal in the Baltimore suburbs which needs a good dry cleaning currently, just saying)
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Sports To Get Stuffed By 2Nite
NHL
- St. Louis @ Winnipeg – 8:00pmEST – TV: NHLN
NBA
- Philly @ Detroit – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Golden State @ Milwaukee – 9:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA Hoops
- Oral Roberts @ Mizzou – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
- UMass @ Providence – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- TCU @USC – 9:30pmEST – TV: FS1
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Stuff It
It’s a weird theme.
I get it. But nonetheless, as oft seems to happen lately, I may or may not personally know one of the young ladies featured below.
Please be nice.
Enjoy…
Teddy Bears get all the chicks.
It’s not fair. Stupid Sexy Teddy Bears, with your fuzzy stuffing and your rock n roll music!!!!!
*sigh*
But seriously, in addition to flowers and other assorted gifts, don’t sleep on stuffed animals. Your girl probably wants one.
Trust tWBS on this.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
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I have turned into Szechuan cuisine. I am crispy with a layer of fat.
I’m drooling.
/no offence
Did you use coconut milk?
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Smooth!
His hokie is showing.
I was searching for a pizza gif…… and googlebingduckduckgo thought this worked.
That’s better than pizza!
Yeah, but I could get a pizza.
True enough.
That was a cheap shot.
I call shenanigans
If only this smoothie was a cure for a killer hangover
Good lord. Unsuprised, what’s her Instagram handle?
https://www.instagram.com/katelyn_runck/?hl=en
You’re a legend.
I know I am, baby
Trumpy Bear flies solo, because he can’t afford another pre-nup.
Isn’t that always the way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzOGLKTmeuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vUi1lndqUE
This reminds me – my cat managed to get trapped inside my wife’s car a couple nights ago. The window was down just enough for her to get in but not for her to get back out.
Watching Eurotrip and this awesome song came on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q0JP3tcoHQ
Winter: When REAL tit men hunt.
Radio Birdman. Opinions?
I like your new office sign, Seamus.
Gents! Picked up a rare Friday shift. I’m done now. I could go for a long winters nap. Anyone talking politics or fantasy footy?
I just picked up Kelvin Benjamin. Not literally, I mean. My back couldn’t handle that.
How do you know Mila Kunis?
I banged her once, wouldn’t really say “know”.
I guessed Selena. Oh well.
She’s in tomorrow’s New York Times crossword puzzle (published at 10 PM tonight). It was a hard puzzle; I finished in 25m 54s.
Challenge accepted.
I totally crushed this puzzle.
I can’t seem to get “mouse” to fit in the last one.
I need more boxes.
😉
Where is everyone?
You get your damned internet hands off her!
OK, I’ll try the theme.
Sorry. I was hanging out with IRL acquaintances.
How dare you
I know.
found a funny:
Employer: We have a companywide 401K.
Me: I don’t think I can run that far.
I’m roasting some pork tenderloin for dinner tonight. I’m thinking I’ll just salt and pepper the meat and let all the flavor for tonight’s dinner from from the salad (lettuce and tomato from the garden, probably some proscuitto and romano cheese, and a vinaigrette with some herbs also from the garden).
Nice!
There really needs to be some kind of magical supervisory/disciplinary board that can go around and drop Monty Python 16 ton anvils on these kinds of people and get them out of the gene pool.
Like 5 hours of gameplay since what I thought was the end of RDR2, and the story’s still going strong.
Apparently this is all being blamed on FOSTA/SESTA, which makes sense and is just more reason that they’re dogshit laws.
Pensively wondering if she forgot anything.
“I vas kind uff hoping she was goink to take a shit.”
—Klaus
Santa?
found a funny:
There’s no way Trump wrote that because that’s actually really funny.
Of course he’d like Ironman. Tony Stark is fictional Lockheed Martin
Anyone feelin sexy enough to watch Oral Roberts bouncing balls around?
Also, I’m drinking a purple beer-wine hybrid (as described by Lagunitas) called Sparkling Swan ale. It’s fine, and it better be since I have eleven more of them.
Michael Clayton is a pretty good movie, but GTFO with the general counsel of a multinational corporation having no fucking clue that he was the firm’s fixer.
“I liked the part where he did’t get blowed up. That really spoke to me.”
-Building 6
“Hmm…I hadn’t thought of that. Puts the movie in a whole new context.”
– Pete Carroll, scribbling building diagrams
I just thought the title was lazy. Instead, it shoulda been called “The Lawyer Who Grew A Conscience” which would have signaled that it was fictional at the very least.
sounds familiar…. isnt that what mike cohen was for trump?
Yes.
That dog is either going to make me have his baby or ask me to pay for his eye surgery. I’m good either way.
Both
Blackmailer Dog knows some shit about you.
woof woof
Oh to have a time machine and an $800 bottle of wine.
Depending on how far back you went, he’d probably settle for cooking wine.
Wait…you mean Paul Masson wasn’t good? But I remember my mom drinking that from a big bottle…oh.
Minus the Bear!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3a4jxt4hcs
“That doesn’t sound fun.”
– Mike Pence
I made spaghetti. Because, pasta? Sure, why not?
Looks better as a video you can blow up to fullscreen: https://gfycat.com/MiniatureFewElephantbeetle
Let’s dance!
THUNDER BUDDIES!!