More squadoos playing? You bet. TO THE GAMES!
Bengals/Chargers:
Cincy is likely to get stomped given that wr Green is done for the year and rb Mixon was limited in practice all week. On top of all that The Fecund One, Mr. P. Rivers, has placed yet another sperm bomb into Tiffany’s nether region. But perhaps this game catches the Bolts off guard, given the emotional win last week vs. Pitt and their upcoming battle with K.C.
Broncs/Niners:
The fellas that poor Nick Mullens had to lean on in the passing game go by the handles of Goodwin, Pettis and Kittles. That last guy is a tight end that has proved this year that he belongs but all I can think of is cat food when I read his name.
Eagles/Cowboys:
They came, they played, they caused people to boo uncontrollably. Philly’s running back trio of Adams, Clement and Smallwood have a collective average of 4.3 yards per carry so far this season. Each one brings a little something different to the game and it helps to keep opposing D’s a wee bit off balance. Though you wouldn’t call the Cowboys D a difference-maker they have played capably in that they’ve yet to give up 30 points in a game.
Steelers/Raiders:
Raiders have a mere 10 sacks so far this year so Ben should have all the time in the world for Brown and Smith-Schuster’s patterns to unfold. Quick! Name a player in the Raiders secondary. I thought so-if they did have someone of quality Gruden would have traded him by now.
Lions/Cards:
An inter-conference tilt that means nothing to no one.
Let’s get some soup!
Nancy Kerrigan said it best:
WHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!WHYWHYWHY…WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?
http://www.theunticket.com/fake-jerry-jones-burned-his-scrote-11-30-18/
Just an ugly game.
The only good NFC East is hilarious inept NFC East
LET THEM HAVE TIES!
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
This has surpassed all levels of face-palming.
If this game is decided by a garbage snap it would be perfect.
DAKDAKDAK DAK!
lol this stupid fucking team
You’re going to need to narrow that one down.
loooooooooooooooooool
From literally the first play of the game, the refs have been flipping a coin to see which team to fuck. I hate this so much.
Watching P*ts post game presser. Long stretches of silence in which it seems like nobody can think of any questions to ask Belichick.
“Did you consider putting in a safety, cornerback or even a wide receiver who plays on special teams instead of Gronk?”
“Shoot that man.”
(gunshot – body thuds)
“Any other questions?”
I am starting to side with Balls on how ridiculous all of this is.
This game is coming to a nailbiting finish and I hate every minute of it because of the officials.
“The result of the play stands as there was no penalty committed by either team. We don’t really know what we are doing. We are scared. Its loud here…and we just want to go home”
I just orgasmed spontaneously. What happened in PIT-OAK?
This has been a terrible game, regardless of the outcome.
YUP
seriously, EVERY GODDAMNED PLAY
Even the legit flags are infuriating at this point
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Wait, aren’t the Browns still alive for the division?
If that division is the NFC East, then yes.
A moderate apocalypse…we could still take the AFC Championship!
If Dak has the most basic of accuracy, this would be the New Orleans game
Oh, Steelers. You exist only to kick me in the nuts.
Fuck the Steelers!
–Blair Walsh
Never get tired of that one.
These replies seem sarcastic. Just know I will not stop until I receive a legit death threat.
Ice Bears have just tied up their game against the Ice Alouettes
WOW, Oakland
lol Gruden
followed by LOL Yinzers! Perfect ending for two teams I hate intensely.
OK refs, you’ve sufficiently made up for your dumass OPI call, how ’bout some actual officiating now?
You’re asking for competence? You do know it’s NFL refs, right?
That train has long since left the station, then left the tracks, then burned up with no survivors.
Beasley is useless.
WTF even is that call?
contact with the helmet? Must have been a ghost.
I couldn’t even see any contact.
Refs are calling anything to make it look like they have some fucking idea which sport they’re watching
if you call EVERYTHING in the book…eventually you’ll run into a correct one?
If they call traveling…
I’m waiting for them to call “Infield Fly Rule” on a punt.
Eagles: “No, go for one and follow The Book!”
Riverboat Marv: “Screw that! Go for two!”
How I would LOVE the Yinzers losing the last playoff spot to the goddamned LOLfins
Alright homeless secondary. Please hold.
Poor Vander Esch
YUP!
i am soooo not in the mood for OT tonight.
THE 7-9 DREAM LIVES
Tiny Sproles cannot be stopped.
HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DARREN
TINYDARRENDOWN!
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Yinzers in Oaktown continues to be a thing
Whoa…no penalty for touching the QB? What the shit?!?!
let them score to save the clock. no way the Clapper will do this.
Dr House is disappoint
This game has become exciting, but it’s fucked because who fucking knows what it would look ilke without 4 quarters of ref fuckery.
This
It would not have looked like a modern NFL game…that is for sure…
You go to love the official in the corner there, with the look that a dog would have at seeing calculus being performed in front of it.
Its like he has never seen a forward pass before and had to check to see if it was legal.