NFL News:
- As expected, the Eagles have already ruled Carson Wentz out for Sunday’s game, so Nick Foles is upon whom you will be placing your bets.
- The ‘plan’ is for him to return for the Wild Card round.
- The vultures are already circling for Cardinals’ rookie head coach Steve Wilks.
- The thinking is that no matter how he does the final weeks, he’s going to be replaced by one of the shiny options that became available during the current season.
- Fun fact: Last night, Christian McCaffrey became the first player since 1985 to amass 50 yards rushing, receiving, & passing in the same game.
- McCaffrey ran the ball 15 times for 53 yards, caught eight passes for 67 yards, and threw a 50-yard touchdown pass on a trick play.
- That last player? Walter Payton.
- Eric Reid feels he’s being targeted by the NFL, and they’re using the drug testing protocol to do so.
- He’s alleging it’s his seventh test in the 11 games he’s played this season.
- Also, because he’s a kneeler, and kneeled last night.
- His proof?
- He’s alleging it’s his seventh test in the 11 games he’s played this season.
Number 7… ”Random” pic.twitter.com/6HkxXCZhQP
— Eric Reid (@E_Reid35) December 18, 2018
- Hippo’s weekend in Vegas either went well or horribly, depending on which one was his:
- One bettor lost $569,000 on the Seahawks betting at the MGM.
- One bettor hit a 12-team parlay & won $50,000.
CASHED: $20 12-leg NFL parlay returns $50,000 pic.twitter.com/3iWRLuqyQt
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) December 17, 2018
So, this shit happened.
A first look at our Whalers Night game puck 🐳 pic.twitter.com/sA4wCligAi
— x – Carolina Hurricanes (@Canes) December 17, 2018
The comments are a sad reminder at what Gary Bettman has done to the NHL. I look forward to a future, 2023 tone-deaf “Tribute to San Diego” night at an LA Chargers game.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Predators at Blackhawks – 8:30PM | NBCSN
- Blues at Oilers – 9:00PM | Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Lakers at Nets – 7:30PM | TSN / NBATV
- NCAA:
- Football: Boca Raton Bowl
- UAB vs. Northern Illinois – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
- Basketball:
- Princeton at Duke – 6:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
- Xavier at Missouri – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Buffalo at Syracuse – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
- Presbyterian at Butler – 8:30PM | FS1
- Creighton at Oklahoma – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Football: Boca Raton Bowl
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
I appreciate that Canadian networks are now showing the daily bowl games, because they didn’t before. I FEEL LIKE I BELONG!
Dearest Mother, I write to you with a deep consternation. The enemy is fierce and the attacks are relentless.
I fear the very waking moment of my day on this very fools errand.
As I stood quaking and helpless in the food checkout line I couldn’t help but feel vulnerable.
Protectionless.
The very act of gathering sustenance lends itself to my demise.
I bid you goodnight from the front lines.
Yours in the Little Drummer Boy Challenge.
Alas. I am still alive.
Yeah Right.
I need to find more of her.
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Wowzers. Godspeed and please share.
Funny. That was my reaction to seeing this:
Bloodhound SSC saved today! Long live jet powered cars.
However they hid Jackie Cruz’s giant rack for so long on Orange Is The New Black is a masterpiece of costuming.
Oh Alice, you tease.
Since Seamus shared a NSFW of Katee, I’ll share one of someone else.
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I don’t know why the original video file was so small but whatever. I’m sure there are larger but I quickly gave up looking. It blows up in full-screen without much loss. So it has that going for it.
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How I know I’m getting old, part 327: I have no idea who these people are
Oh, is it Sexy Tuesday?
Same model and one of the two from that earlier wave gif.
She’s gonna retire without showing a nipple.
Oh no she isn’t.
That train left the station. But I can’t share here.
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Yeah. She’s shown a lot more than a nipple.
Beef on Weck sandwich
Schwabl’s Restaurant, Buffalo NY
Friday
More bread should be oversalted
Being broke sucks ass.
T minus half an hour before I have to go pick up my in-laws from the airport. Pray for Rikki.
I’m so glad you can drink again.
That which I love most may have just knocked me out.
If Colbert simply says “Pa rum pum pum pum,” in last night’s episode, am I more done than Blake Bortles’ career? If so…
I’m confused. BOLTMAN visited you just to sing Drummer Boy to you? That’s messed up.
You don’t know the half of it.
Its interesting watching people go down. I was out almost immediately thanks to the receptionist at work the week after Thanksgiving.
I have a little device that plays this song on repeat.. So I aimlessly wander about in public all day.
I’ve made many enemies this year.
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2018/11/23/and-now-time-for-a-holiday-game/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rxWvlumz0c
I think if he said it you’re okay but if he sung it you’re out? It’s a good question.
Only watch it you’re out:
https://youtu.be/lN6ZvcqnaNg
Just past 35 seconds in
Quiet night
Some might say holy night
All was calm
Nets win! Everyone tune in for Mr. McCormuck’s “Infinite Nets”!
Over LeBron no less. They are definitely not tanking.
Or, hear me out, they might be really bad at tanking.
For those unfamiliar, indie darling, Dr. Britt Baker, DMD, Pitt/Ring of Honor alum.
Clearly influenced by the current mayor of Knox County, Tennesee: Doctor Isaac Yankem:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13325055/isaac.jpg)
Tucker Carlson is hemorrhaging advertisers, and Nate Silver decided this was a good reason to go out there and grab an L before the 2020 campaigns even begin. Very impressive dedication to having a normal one.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js
MEANWHILE
How is that tweet from the future?
I don’t know if it’s wordpress or twitter, but somewhere in whichever API, it changes to GMT time.
Possible. Or, more likely, Nate Silver perfected time travel at some point in the mid-2000s, which is why he was always right for a while. Then, Old Biff stole his technology, and traveled back from 2035 to give Trump a way to win the Presidency.
Since that event, we’ve been in Timeline B.
They can both eat Applebee’s and die.
Fun fact: Padre, Hermana, and I came up with the world’s stupidest game at an Applebee’s. It’s called Spin the Knife!
I think it’s like Russian Roulette but with knives? We didn’t really work it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byqaZhMTwAs
Ray is BFC
Including being a self taught pilot.
Tune in tomorrow for more, and send questions/requests for advice to [email protected]!
The Ocean allways gets the spair ppl forgit that imho
Semester’s over! No work until January 9th! How will I spend the time?
(artist’s conception)
found a funny:
Having a child:
-painful
-expensive
-exhausting
Naming your dog Kyle
-hilarious
-thought-provoking
-kyle
Fuckin’ Mero.
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Being in Greater Cincinnati, I’m sure he will be the heir apparent to Steve Chabot.
Not slimy enough.
hahaha kill them ALL!!! Leave none alive!!!!
Wow today has just sucked
Would up-voting this comment be in support of you or the suck?
Why not both?
Oh did you find out that you will have to blow $400 on a new microwave too?
Does it suck your dick, or at least have a TV inside it? $400 for a freaking microwave?!
It could be a microwave/convection oven. That would make sense.
Either that or it deep throats.
That’s about what it would cost for the same model. It’s an above-the-stove unit, so fancy-fancy.
I really shouldn’t complain, since our builder said he was going to charge us for it but never did.
Wow, you really prioritize popcorn and bad tasting food. I can’t imagine how the other half lives.
My wife tried to persuade me that we don’t really need one. I’m like, “you’re the one who is always making popcorn in it!”
Um, you know you can make popcorn in other ways, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE
Microwave popcorn causes cancer. Justly so.
It’s so much easier to just pop it in a pot like a grown-up. Or get an air popper if you’re obsessed with health and hate flavor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo
Needs more napalm.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/18/us/george-hw-bush-sponsored-filipino-child-trnd/index.html
Points for 41. Too bad this guy with a heart didn’t show up in the ’92 campaign instead of that cold and distant fossil.
That actually is a pretty heartwarming way for him to have spent some of the money that his dad made from the Nazis.
And don’t forget the money he made raising* taxes.
*technically not a NEW tax
Yeah, he was stupid for that pledge. He was already going to win in ’88. Reagan was still popular and Dukakis was too liberal for America at the time.
All he did was put a target on his back for the Democrats with an arrow point to it reading “Hit here to win in ’92”.
I have the urge to pull a Meghan McCain and chastise you for trashing a good feeling, but I’m passing on it for fear that you’re actually right.
I’m not hitting GHWB (who I believe was a fundamentally good American), I’m taking a shot at his father, and it’s tongue-in-cheek because I’m really not too knowledgeable about the details.
Gotcha. You’re probably still right though.
What is a cheribundi?
A German sundae?
Only 5 minutes in and the ice in Philly is so cut up it looks like it booked a sleeper car on the Orient Express.
I love this.
[Perks up, but then sighs and walks away at the end]
That parlay reminds me of just how close we all were to winning ours at the last DFOCON. Stupid Giants and Raiders…
Thoughts: Just smile and nod and no one will know you have no clue what a parlay is.
It’s that thing that happens to Rex Grossman about ten times during a typical round of golf.
Stupid you for getting the Raiders involved in your bet. Whether it’s for them or against them, they will always find a way to fuck you over.