The thing that they never talk about when they talk about the homeless from what I can remember, is the boredom. When you’re not begging in one spot you’re looking for another and time slows to a crawl. If you get lucky and somebody throws a ten bill at you, you can wallow for a while behind the booze store, sleep for another while, wake up and go back at it again. Things gotta change.
It was never gonna be this way. I had Tanya and little Summer and I couldn’t be happier. Sure, Summer wasn’t mine and she didn’t know that but that made no difference to me. She loved me and I loved her. I met her mom on the bus-she was headed to the motel where she worked cleaning rooms and I was at a construction site nearby. Weird how some folks just click sometimes…
We moved in after a few of what people would call ‘dates’. An ice cream here, a trip to the zoo there-I think we both did the math in our heads and realized one rent was way better than two. Those six months before I wrecked my back were the best of my life.
No money coming in from me meant that I was on my way out. That’s how it happens sometimes. I got a bit better, sleeping in bushes in parks and working light labor jobs for $5 an hour. Things finally started turning around when I met Mr. Turner. He spotted me outside that Lowe’s place and asked if I was good with sod. “Sure”, I said. I figured my back was strong enough to handle whatever he had in mind.
The fancy place we ended up at was outside of town at a huge estate. He has me doing work right at the edge of the property that is next to a forest. A good man Mr. Turner is. It’s been four days now and I’ve got a bit of money in these old jeans and am giving serious thought to giving Tanya a call. I shared this with the boss and he even offered to drive me over! Things are finally turning around. There he is now. I’ll just lay these last few pieces of sod to show him how hard I’m working. He’s the kind of guy that doesn’t take offense if you turn your back to him while on task…
TO THE GAME!
Chiefs/Seahawks:
Should be good. You should indulge your eyebulbs.
Let’s fling verbal poop at each other.
good timeout, prevents SEA from trying long FG or Hail Mary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxPiXSDdJFU
Howdy folks. Had some homemade shawarma, played some dominoes, finally getting back to the footed balls. The results thus far are… Intredasting.
never mind….
The George Michael Sports Machine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7PF2iQgoAM
Sounds like an early Madden game menu music, 96 maybe, or something of similar vintage.
I’m about four drinks shy of where I want to be.
pour up that DRANKKKKKKk!
get a long island tea and get there in time
Sudden change!
somebody talkin’ ’bout Loose Change? – Pete C., Undisclosed, WA
Sign me up!
–Jim T., A rail car near you
It’s funny Pepsi has an ad campaign designed around a guy who’s getting fired in 7-8 days.
I hope Carroll challenges and loses another half-yard
Everybody is gonna pick SEA over DAL or CHI in the WC round, and they will be wrong.
soft underbelly when Chefs run it
So…DAL is firmly in the Saints’ bracket. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! and Bearistocrats! on a collision course in Divisional Round. Like 3 games will mean anything Week 17.
Is Shaqeem Griffen allowed to use one of those bionic hands?
What if he used a football as a prosthetic, then he could just score on every play.
talk about Statue of Liberty plays
does SEA ever actually play the cripple?
LET US FLING POOP
Oh nothing. Just me and Low Commander pounding beers at El Segundo Brewing Company.
Cheers folks.
OK I’m totally not jealous.
I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING!!!!!!!
I know where that is! If I wasn’t 2000 miles away I’d join you!
Ballers!
But did you sneak your own in there?
AB rescues 7th place foar tWBS!!!!!
(sorry Dok….not sorry)
Al Michaels unironically saying “fake news” justifies every hateful feeling I have about him.
oh aside from his alcoholism and degenerate GAMBLOR, he’s a real piece of shit
This was the first “perfect” lineup I set all season in money league, since Breida STILL outscored Tate.
/but I need 37 points from Donks D/ST
//they DID score 48 in AZ earlier in season!!
Doink.
Praise Shank’lor!
DOINK!
Still listening to the Cards postgame show. The fucking “Mike Bidwill is not happy about this” on repeat is disgusting. Loser will never show his mug outside of periodic flagship visits where they lob softballs and APOLOGIZE for “having to ask but how can this team improve next year?”
Move this fucking franchise to LA.
DUMB ASS. He wasn’t gonna catch it.
just enough!
Morgan Rielly, Carter Hart, Torey Krug: NHL players or pornstars?
can’t it be both?
The salary cap isn’t THAT low.
Dakota Reilly
Kermit is way the fuck off. After Sabado noche, I guess nobody want MVP?
Spur bringin’ DA HEAT!!
you’s allowed to run, Kermit
FUMBRE!!!
if only #55 were playing LDB!
Thank fuck Clippers du Merde lost so KC ain’t a must win…
The KC Defense will be their doom.
the question remains – who will Scotchy bequeath his jar of hobo teeth when he passes?
Sorry Hippo. I’ll take that blame on. Shit.
tis ok, I KNEW I would jinx it!
Everyone is off tomorrow right?
Nope. Working a full shift.
There is no hope. There is no happiness. There is only a never ending parade of Sunday afternoons of depression and despair with some Sunday nights, Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays mixed in for variety.
By laughing at these stories at some point I am definitely going to get hauled in for aiding and abetting Scotchy’s little “hobby”.
Let’s go KC.
i’d rather see the Eagles in the playoffs then the Seahawks.
Um, what?
fixed
BOO!!! We need more Charmslinger
Wait, there’s Pepsi product placement in the opening for SNF now? Jesus fucking Christ.
Breakfast for Dinner was a good choice.
That’s never a bad choice.
So, next week, we’re all #JesuisLesPauls and rooting against the Stillers, right? Or, does it even matter?
#ThePauls play Balmer, all they can do is help the Yinzers now
We need a Clots/Tits tie next week.
Not me but I’d be proud to own it.