I hate the Cowboys. I have for quite some time. Let’s go back to the days before home computers, cell phones and social media. The written word was just beginning to take hold despite what the naysayers were nay saying. A rock applied to the head with varying degrees of force was a good enough means of communication for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me-whatever my name is! Then, as now, oldish white guys decided what was going to be placed before your eyebulbs and as far as football was concerned, they didn’t think they could do any better than the Dallas Cowboys. Little boy me didn’t know what ‘market over-saturation’ was then and still don’t now.
You couldn’t escape. Prime time TV, Sports Illustrated, Sport magazine, Inside Sport magazine-they extolled the countless virtues of a Roger Staubach, a Tom Landry, a Tony Dorsett (until he got a wee bit uppity) or a [insert white player’s name here]. I was able to free myself from the shackles of this form of mind manipulation for the most part. (I sometimes get half a chub when footage of Golden Richards is shown)
I therefore understand the hate/contempt that some have shown for the Seahawks though I don’t partake. To me, Coach Carroll is just another silly millionaire-type coach-guy that lives in a wee bubble of his own making so, whatever. He can loudly chew gum, strut the sidelines and conduct tours of Tower 6 all he likes.
Oh right-the game
Seattle/Dallas:
Gimme Kit Carson and Co. and a late field goal. No more talk of Dallas.
Conduct yourselves accordingly. To what? No idea.
Seebass vs. Cooper: which ex-Raider you got?
Downing Hot-dogs or Beers?
ok, 10-6 at the half is fine. You fuckers.
And there you go.
SO! NYHEIM HINES! THE FUCK?
charles haley with goodell, what could possibly go wrong
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I would not be comfortable sitting next to Charles Haley if he had one hand free.
Roger, let me show you my DICK!
Gingerballs Hammer just waiting for Haley to pull it out.
Rog and Hailey bromance?
kickkake!
Footloose the official theme song of the game.
– A. Hurns
Wow.
That was a ridiculous catch.
That said, Awuzie could have maybe jumped at it.
Awooooooooozie
and awful CB play
that was dope
Lockett up
LOCKETT!!!!
Awuzie stopped on the play. Dumbass.
At the Defense is getting pressure on Wilson
Timely
Those hits are going to add up.
— Josh Gordon’s Agent
Seattle is home to a pinball museum because of course it is.
Wow, I almost forgot about goatse
“It wouldn’t be a Lemon party without Old Dick!”
SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB
I should’ve bet the under on this game. Damn, that would’ve been easy money.
At least the Spurs are winning tonight
The Kingdome was modeled after other domes, it was just as shitty at the metrodome, or the Big O for that matter.
I really can’t blame a kicker for missing a 58-yarder.
Unless it’s Blair Walsh.
‘Member when the ‘boys had the most accurate placekicker of all time?
3-3
barnburner!
Blair Walsh
Damn you for that false GAMBLOR hope
I liked the Cowboys O-line a lot better when they weren’t a bag of dicks.
Dirty move my #55 to twist Zeke ankle.
He’s not exactly been a role model.
Are they in a relationship? No infraction.
The Seattle Sounders atmosphere is as close to Europe as you will get.
goddamn it, ham-head
Can I get a Raiders Disapora T-Shirt so I can still like Amari Cooper without liking the Cowboys?
That will become the largest diaspora in California! Sorry, Armenians.
/What is “Things the Turkish Prime Minister will never say?”
Frankly I’m on Le’veon and Antonio Brown’s sides; Pittsburgh has too many hills. It’s suspicious. What are they doing with all those hills?
They’re like walls made of Earth, how did they get those hills without stealing border funding?
That explains a lot about the demographic of Pittsburgh ackshually
But Griffin has a brother with one hand, that cant be a flag.
Try the Triangle bar before a Seahawks game. Tiny and seedy but perfect.
you missed a post below. Get your ass down there.
Sorry, am high.
They ever call his brother for an “illegal use of stump” BLEERGH?
i want to see him use a bionic hand
a lobster claw might be fair
“Too soon” – Hurns’ severed foot
-Stormy D.
No wonder Antonio Brown wants out of Pittsburgh…
I’ve had that exact customer service experience
[checks score]
No, honey, let’s keep watching House Hunters International.
I have the sound on the WJC gold medal game.
Is the retired Dr. Mrs. RTD, Esquire checking out beach houses in Bali?
“it has everything I like but it has carpet”
I wonder what wall they’re gonna have to take out
“Our client is a film director who’s looking for a quiet bungalow with easy access to some of Thailand’s many orphanages…”
There was a great tweet about that a while back. “I’m a hamster trainer, and my wife is a part-time sitar tuner. Our budget is $900,000.”
Combine House Hunters with Hard Knocks to watch as Snyder seeks to relocate to London.
Or is Tiny Stadium more appropriate?
Go double TE and just hand it off to Dak and sprinkle in play action.
Mt. Baker is nearby, it is some fantastic skiing at a way better price than Colorado.
Feel like the Seahawks should have passed one into the heart of the defense there. Not sure what would have scared them off.
JANOooooooo
This is what happens when you establish the run.
Never trust a schottenheimer in the playoffs.
Seriously, I lost a Scrabble game in which I actually spelled “faggot” because it got me a double-word score.
Then my wife went off the T and spelled “jets”, for a triple word.
Just goes to show, kids, homophobia does not play, in life or in Scrabble.
Scrabble is for queers, you homo.
Pile of sticks!
IT’S A LEGITIMATE WORD!!!!
There’s no way this is a moral tale where the jets win
bahahaha!
Should’ve spelled “niggardly” instead smh
When we pick up a boy called Lee? – Mistuh Richardson
Jerry Richardson’s Scrabble board has a 3/5 score square.
We need sub-banners for quotes.
Oh, that’s a commercial for a phone and not a commercial where they consider that judicial reform involves putting prisoners in different colors of jumpsuits
Sub Pop changed music.
Doesn’t Tarantino have a writing credit on this movie?
Ford: we make vehicles for shitty drivers!
so….Murricans
Did you come for the punts? You’re in the right place!
I sure did, Madam! Send ’em out and I’ll make my choi…Oh Punts. Heh-heh.
Anyway, I’m in the wrong place.
Dammit, yours is better.
Same church, different pews.
Wait, they go to a different chu… Oh Pews.
Hey c’mon, be respectful to the cheerleaders!
Oh…”punts”
Sorry.
nfl: everybody loves offense! 54-51 chiefs/rams? have some more of that!
regression to the mean gods: NOT SO FAST
Oh you lucky fuck
So, as far as scary injuries go, Johnny Knox seems to be doing okay. Some reports that he can’t stand without discomfort, but coaching high school and I would guess better off than some of the people with lots of concussions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcfwqMfhtXQ
Just got on after having my wife kick my ass in Scrabble for the third consecutive time and finding out that our local Fox affiliate is of the air due to a contract dispute with the cable company.
Good thing I’ve got an app and three of these lined up.
That’s good stuff.
What happens in twenty minutes when you’re done with the three beers?
I fall over and start snoring.
WOOOO AGING!!!
Exactly how much cortisone is in Cole right now?
Put it this way, he has too much blood in his cortisone system.
Enough that Hippo is already trying to find the phone number for the doc that shot him up…
Enough that they renamed it Coletisone.
“. . . a tender left ankle.”
well sure, a pile of goo is tender
“A tendon left ankle”, since he’s only got one left now
Girls named Joey: hot or not?
Not saying no, but it’s an uphill climb.
deffo not Blossom
All i know is that every girl I’ve known named Christina was good looking
it can turn a 10 into a 6
Pete knew it was wise not to trust a man named Carson
The Green Turtle is a great hostel even if it is next door to a needle exchange.
do some networking for Hippo!
HOLDING? It wasn’t block in the back?
The WTO “riots” were not riots. There was a Seahawks game before it it was 6-3 in overtime.