I hate the Cowboys. I have for quite some time. Let’s go back to the days before home computers, cell phones and social media. The written word was just beginning to take hold despite what the naysayers were nay saying. A rock applied to the head with varying degrees of force was a good enough means of communication for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me-whatever my name is! Then, as now, oldish white guys decided what was going to be placed before your eyebulbs and as far as football was concerned, they didn’t think they could do any better than the Dallas Cowboys. Little boy me didn’t know what ‘market over-saturation’ was then and still don’t now.
You couldn’t escape. Prime time TV, Sports Illustrated, Sport magazine, Inside Sport magazine-they extolled the countless virtues of a Roger Staubach, a Tom Landry, a Tony Dorsett (until he got a wee bit uppity) or a [insert white player’s name here]. I was able to free myself from the shackles of this form of mind manipulation for the most part. (I sometimes get half a chub when footage of Golden Richards is shown)
I therefore understand the hate/contempt that some have shown for the Seahawks though I don’t partake. To me, Coach Carroll is just another silly millionaire-type coach-guy that lives in a wee bubble of his own making so, whatever. He can loudly chew gum, strut the sidelines and conduct tours of Tower 6 all he likes.
Oh right-the game
Seattle/Dallas:
Gimme Kit Carson and Co. and a late field goal. No more talk of Dallas.
Conduct yourselves accordingly. To what? No idea.
Janikowski got hurt? How does a kicker hurt himself kicking?
That’s what happens when you’re off the chorus line for a couple weeks and don’t stretch
1) Be a fatass
2) Try to kick it an extra 7-10 yards
Being overweight, over 40 and trying for 58.
“Coincidentally” is Buck’s favourite new word.
He has a very rudimentary “word a day” calendar
“OK, OK, everyone line up and waggle your hips, good, go…Goddammit Tiffany!!!”
Buncha basic bitchez trying too hard
Ezekiel Elliot hit that hole like he was dating it
But they aren’t in a relationship type dating
God DAMN!
This better be on the banner come tomorrow.
yayy points!
Does Aikman still live in Dallas?
Like he knows.
“Hey, where does Trent Green live?” -Trent Green
He and Buck are Olive farmers in the Bay Area in the off season.
Like Malone and Stockton, a jazz filled tryst.
American Pie is probably the most ver boten song in Louisiana.
My mom just called and said I have to wake up early tomorrow for church, and then go out to dinner with the family. On my only day off of the weekend.
So obviously I have 10 hours to fake my own death. Any ideas?
Just put some ketchup on your wrists and claim stigmata.
Catholic mass or other? You know damn well we’ll have breakfast after.
1-800-Rap-Ture
I call 1-800 Rap-True to find out when the next Tupac album is coming out.
Are you 12? No?
Then you don’t have to do anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shVNw1g9fug&ab_channel=TravisWhite
Go challenge Jared Lorenzen to a pancake eating comp
Give me a number and a name. I’ll make a call.
‘Mrs. Redshirt? I’m sorry, I have some bad news about your son. He’s not dead, as far as we know, but we found his car….’
I’m glad Uncle Jack is getting work, but, seriously, fuck this commercial.
Did one dude say ‘your money’ when Dak audibled the QB run?
No, “You’re money”, like in ‘Swingers’
My God did the two of them have an all-you-can-eat bet after that movie?
I fucking love Dak.
And ham.
but you repeat yourself
Look at that no huddle is working.
He is a half yard short.
–Deanna Favre
Just like my prom night.
I’m sure her upper calf was hella hot
short
FUCK YOU AIKMAN! IS JERRY IN YOU RIGHT NOW????
Dallas is shitty at COOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
DAK? DAK DAK DAK DAK DAK!
Gonna be a lot of effort here for Princeton Red to kick a field goal, and lose 14-13.
I wish this proceeded differently
28 losses later
nice
Hell yeah, dude
I fully expect them to leave the same way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iqLhdInGrk
Like the doors holding and people still running and it just smushes everyone?
Something like that.
Come on!
yes, defense, have the best receiver be wide open
No need to cover that guy I guess.
just put Ukrainian kolbassa, feta, onions and tomatoes on a frozen cheese pizza.
I used to like Amari Cooper, now, no.
So I saw the leg breaking, and I think it broke twice.
Wait….what is hims? Why does the small print mention a prescription if it’s just hipster shampoo?
Internet dick pills I think
Plus Rogaine.
Did you know you can buy tattoo equipment on Amazon? Do you know someone who shouldn’t know you can buy tattoo equipment on Amazon? Please, let them know!
Better Amazon than Ebay?
Quicker shipping I guess? How long do you want to give to rethink?
https://twitter.com/FakeWIPCaller/status/1081657187779383296?s=19
That or Marsha were the answers.
Bobby. 100% Bobby.
o7
What’s the NFL rule on kickoffs and field goals? Does it have to touch the ground first, or can you just drop kick it?
You can drop kick both.
Unless you’re Kareem Hunt.
man I miss that show Milf Island. I still don’t understand why NBC cancelled it…..
Can you believe D’Borah was just a struggling actress in LA before she got on the island?
Can you sign a kicker during the play-offs? Asking for a city in Washington state.
Yup
Just pay some backup receiver to take out the Seattle Punter. You suck Princeton
If he gets fired because of this loss I will consider it worth it.
Will he EVER get fired though?
You go to Princeton you get powerful friends.
the rumors are he need to go “deep in the playoffs” or he’s gone
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Yeah, I think if they lose this game he’s gone.
Kris Richard needs to take over ASAP
Jerry will hire Marvin Lewis.
sweep the leg Beasley
I have an AFL chubby right now
Me too!!
Replay shows that someone was blatantly holding Jeff Heath, but I can’t get upset about that because Heath would’ve missed the tackle anyway.
Was that a drop-kickoff?
It’s the aussie way
That’s pretty much an insurmountable lead right there.
Ah, okay, I can’t be mad, I complained via Messenger, and the dude who responded started talking about the soccer team he supports and how he gets phone notifs before seeing it via Sling
How far behind are you? I’m on OTA, and the game juuust ended.
making it interesting…. I LIKE IT!
Dallas needs a long TD drive here or it’s over.
HOLY SHIT PETEY RAN IT FROM THE 2!
I was totally expecting a pass and a pick-2.
You’ll want to watch it in fullscreen HD video: https://gfycat.com/NewEcstaticDuck
I’m going to do more than watch it.
Going for two? Boo, I wanna see punters kicking!
the world needs to see the punter kick placements
I admire Seattle saying, “We’re gonna run the ball-what are you going to do about it?”
grumble grumble I’ll believe it when I see it grumble grumble
And Dallas says ‘We’re going to stop you, until you throw it 30 yards downfield to the guy that beat Awuzie by three yards, but please don’t do that too often.”
S U O M I
Well shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATWelYdo50
It’s just occurred to me that I’ve never seen that padme outfit used before
That’s what you took away from that?
Well my thought process was how damn good she looks, how revealing and shapely it is, and mild surprise it hasn’t been utilized before.
And you know, I figured, I didn’t have to state the obvious “hot nerdy girl is hot line” but hey now I know.
padme was a prude
Baldwin is a savage
[See’s Scotchnaut post]
[ctr-v post about Ottawa losing 7 straight]
[See’s their last win was against Detroit.]
All is for naught. At least Cuse won today.
Hell of a catch there.