I hate the Cowboys. I have for quite some time. Let’s go back to the days before home computers, cell phones and social media. The written word was just beginning to take hold despite what the naysayers were nay saying. A rock applied to the head with varying degrees of force was a good enough means of communication for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me-whatever my name is! Then, as now, oldish white guys decided what was going to be placed before your eyebulbs and as far as football was concerned, they didn’t think they could do any better than the Dallas Cowboys. Little boy me didn’t know what ‘market over-saturation’ was then and still don’t now.
You couldn’t escape. Prime time TV, Sports Illustrated, Sport magazine, Inside Sport magazine-they extolled the countless virtues of a Roger Staubach, a Tom Landry, a Tony Dorsett (until he got a wee bit uppity) or a [insert white player’s name here]. I was able to free myself from the shackles of this form of mind manipulation for the most part. (I sometimes get half a chub when footage of Golden Richards is shown)
I therefore understand the hate/contempt that some have shown for the Seahawks though I don’t partake. To me, Coach Carroll is just another silly millionaire-type coach-guy that lives in a wee bubble of his own making so, whatever. He can loudly chew gum, strut the sidelines and conduct tours of Tower 6 all he likes.
Oh right-the game
Seattle/Dallas:
Gimme Kit Carson and Co. and a late field goal. No more talk of Dallas.
Conduct yourselves accordingly. To what? No idea.
SIT DOWN BOY
He’s double fisting the feed me bullshit now?
Next week he’ll work Allan Hurns’s severed foot into it.
This timeline sucks.
Great 1st down run by Zeke. that was nasty
Yeah, he stuffed that 1st guy.
Okay, Field Goal Dallas. Seattle scores a game-tying TD. Dropkick XP for the win?
YES!
please?
When did a soccer game break out?
She’ll get her order before me and I ordered 10 minutes before her.
Imagine walking up to that in Costa Rica. I would be too scared to talk
the ball hair peeking out is tres classy!
This is violence
Everything Zen – Bush
Hey, that’s our late-blooming Canadian serial killer!
This open thread is on track for 1000 comments.
OK, that was a legit PI call. You can’t hit a white guy like that and expect to get away with it in Texas.
Oh shit has Goodell figured out that hardly anyone watches these Saturday night games?
All those weeks of respecting flags finally paying off for Dak.
Interception
You get a bad call! You get a bad call!
spoke too soon, here comes the BLEERGH
All the bailouts!
booooooooooooooooo
3rd down Dallas??
*throws flag*
YES
https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/05/politics/elizabeth-warren-iowa-campaign-native-american/index.html
If during your first official stop as a Presidential Candidate you have to say “I am not a person of color”, that cannot be a good omen about your chances of winning.
You know the “when you’re explaining, you’re losing” saying?
As someone who favors the Democrats I am not really inspired by Warren’s candidacy.
this would be an own goal nomination, if ever there was one.
Are you not entertained by continuous foot shots?
Democrats are playing from the ’84 and ’88 playbook: “Republicans are going moderate-ish and are popular? We’ll just go further left; it’ll work out.”
I guess this is counter-Karma to having Obama win the 2008 nomination.
She should’ve worked to be Schumer’s successor as Senate Leader.
Worked in 2016 didn it?
Anyone else see 20-20 coming?
teh SEQUEL
Bullshit call? Bullshit call.
No, the flag came in because they are making up for the one they missed.
” A Flag Flies From The Secondary: An NFL Story”
sorry, I meant “teh SEQUEL” here
Makest uppest of calls
Bail out flag is bail out. Fuck you goodell
Finally a flag
FOH WITH THAT
DPI on 3rd down, HAIL BLEERGH!
found it!
https://twitter.com/CableThanos_/status/1076286557815033856
Is Garrett protecting the lead here?
Of course. There are no SMRT coaches here.
Mmhmm, yes, have Buffy pull the car around
I hope she remembers to brush her teeth after eating that candy
you mean after the vomiting?
Like that song, get AJR some royalty scrilla
Is there any state where it’s legal for a man to marry a dried, sweetened fruit? Asking for a friend and his bag of mango.
Most existential league: NFL (what is a catch/PI?), NBA (why call travels ever?), MLB (what is the strike zone), NHL (what counts as slashing/boarding/embellishment?), lesser footy (what is a foul/offside/embellishing?)
I say NBA, but for “What is a foul?”
travelling
Better NHL one: Why call a penalty on a player and embellishment on the victim? This is a binary decision.
My best friend has made the same point. It’s quite silly.
Do NAWT trust the wifi connected door cams. They are bad in every conceivable way.
[breaks into side bedroom window]
[cuts power to house; backs moving van into driveway]
Dear Seahawks, there’s this thing called a ‘deep threat’ that has nothing to do with porn
DAL will now beat NO, setting up Glorious Prophecied NFC Title match in Soldier Field.
In my timeline it will be DAL v NE.
NO SMIRE
That would be a difficult NFC title match
I saw the player’s name FLUCKER and I misread it the first time I saw it.
So, because Tavon Austin went to WVU, he’s going to muff this punt.
Two straight screen passes?
GAME. OVER.
You sound like you have a notebook
A CLOSED notebook
Fucking Schottenheimer needs to be fired before the 2 minute warning
She’s gonna burn with all that sun reflecting off the snow.
I knew a guy who went naked skiing on a sunny day in the Sierras and got sunburnt on the bottom of his balls.
How long did your balls hurt?
Nah wasn’t me, that guy is a big animation supervisor at Dreamworks now and whenever I see him I know his deal.
If she’s not wearing fur booties and doesn’t have a giant fur robe standing by, she’s dumb as shit
this is a TOTES REALISTIC body image goal, y’all
Just throw it to whoever Awuzie is covering. You’ll be fine.
your advice isn’t over morse code. Pete wont believe you
If the Seahawks have to kick a field goal, they may not be complete screwed. They may have an Emergency Kicker. When Chad Johnson played for the Bengals, he was their Emergency Kicker and in one preseason game, he kicked an extra point that looked like it would’ve been good from 30-40 easily.
So you’re saying ochocinco gonna seahowk?
Anyone else excited for the game tying field goal attempt from the Aussie?
Baldwin is all like ‘IM A SPIDER, LOOK AT ME SPIDEY IN PLACE’