But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the ‘not being able to count’ observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left.
Yup, that reality that everyone knows about but no one wants to address. (It’s a lot like a beautiful woman letting rip a real stinker in an elevator full of strangers) There’s only three to be played and 66% of them will be gone in mere hours. We’re winding another season down folks and much like me flexing in a mirror, it ain’t pretty.
TO THE GAME!
Ewe Bangers/Halo Huggers:
Injuries:
The Rams have not a one fella on the injury report but the Saints will be missing te Watson with an appendicitis and wr Kirkwood as well. The latter didn’t get the ball often but in five of the last seven games of the season his longest catch ranged from 19 to 42 yards and he picked up a couple of TD’s along the way.
Surprise!:
With the emergence of C.J. Anderson the Rams have morphed into something of a power running club. This is a huge advantage for The Other Sean because there is so little game film for defenders to look at and you gotta know that McVay is scribbling new plays and formations on a napkin as we speak. On top of this development is the fact that qb Goff has a solid stats vs. the Saints-he’s throwing at a 66% clip and his TD’s far outnumber his INT’s.
Scoreghazi? Nah.:
As mentioned last week by yours truly, the Saints finished up the latter part of the regular season averaging 19 a game and tossed up just 20 last week. Brees is content with Kamaro, Ingram and wr Scott moving the chains rather than looking for the big play. (though he will toss one up if it’s available-Ginn Jr. will be the one to drop it today) Witness last week when the New Orleans O took an entire quarter out of the game on that long drive in the 3rd. Also, cb Talib was missing last time these two met and Scott went off for 200+ yards against cb Peters. Talib is just as physical as Scott and should be able to push him out/off of a route or two.
Ace up sleeve:
I think the edge belongs to the Saints once again. Taysom Hill is what Tim Tebow would be if he was possessed of any humility whatsoever. Secondly, Payton’s proclivity for chancing it on 4th downs tends to pay off. [pulls stat out of nutsack] He’s gone for it 18 times this year and been successful on 15 of them. This could be the difference in a tightly-contested game.
Prediction:
That’s for everyone else-I just know this is going to be a great game. [whispers] Saints by 3.
Let’s tie one on.
yas, good 1st game blowout 2nd game plz
I’m at a bar. Why did they kick a field goal on 1st and goal?
If you’d bothered to follow your own logic, you’d be at a loss rather than a bar.
just have to stay in 2-minute mode rest of the fixture. Unreal this is only a 3-point deficit
An’ the latest of your projections is ded’n’gone by the half
“20-3 at the half, 34-9 FIN”
tis a happy wrongness, freaking N-whatever Suh is a HERO!!
AAAAAAAAAnnnnd I think you should stop drinkin’ for the moment, you’re actually praising Suh…
he CHANGED TEH GAME!!
/and maybe spoiled Narrative Owl?
GODDAMN IT, STOP JINXING IT!
Interesting game?
NOOOOO! That just means the Patriots will win by three touchdowns!
RAMMITT
a’ight, OKC bomber won me back calling that trap on 1st and goal after the bomb
Hey, rams and gurley did a thing!
GURLEY. NOT DED.
Hey look, there’s a football game happening here.
GOFFCANNON
Christ, too bad LA has no credible backup QB
goff listened and is throwing deep(er) now
took long enough WOO
Troy Aikman hasn’t disliked a call so much since last call at The Anvil.
If you’re talking about the one in Houston, he’s got fine taste.
The one in The Simpsons. so Springfield, I guess.
I know for a fact that Bud Light does not have barley in it. So they’re off to a strong start right there listing it on their “ingredients” label.
They make the label out of barley, smart guy.
Yes, but barley works better than “water, horse piss” …
To be fair, they feed the horses barley
they BARELY feed the horses, common misconception…
Awful rice beer bullshit
Wait, that’s not right, is it? It’s not all rice malt.
That’s what I’ve been told from someone who analyzed it at White Labs.
Is it a gluten-free dealy?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! special teams are awful
That seemed like a pretty BS call to me but I couldn’t hear any of the commentary describing it.
muted since 4th down offside penno, imaginary buddy-guy!
Also, I’m rooting for the Saints, on the theory that their owner is less of an asshole that Kroenke, in that the Saints owner is dead.
Give Kroenke some credit: he told St. Louis to fuck off
I would dig a gritty Pokémon movie, where they portray the more sordid aspects of hunting and imprisoning wild animals in order to make them fight each other. There must be Pokémon bookies right? Why not a movie about them?
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/x010904.gif.pagespeed.ic.ICFApvKT-3.jpg
Andy Reid ate his snorlax
A pokemon abuser who captures Pikachus, Pichus and Raichus because he’s too cheap to pay for electricity.
I would totally watch that
Weather’s so shitty up here I’m literally working while keeping the game on.
Someone get this man a beer!
Likely the coldest day of the year. We’re at -9 wind chill from 10 degrees. The low is supposed to be -3 and the wind is howling, so outside doesn’t exist currently.
Did I see Carrie-Anne Moss in that? Are they going full Matrix reunion now?
Maybe that’s what sucks worst about being 45 in the current era. Beer and other spirits have finally gotten super-good, and my decrepit body no longer really allows me to enjoy them.
There are some really good low-alcohol beers now but a bunch of them are super-acidic which is probably even worse for your old-man stomach.
I had to stop drinking beer about five years ago when I hit 55. I probably drank enough by that time to float a battleship.
Off Color making a sub 4% ABV stout is one of their best things.
It’s sort of a curse since there’s so much to drink and trying everything is inviting liver death.
On a serious note: I think we’re on the verge of a huge NA beer surgence. Sober people are a huge untapped market in the new microbrew culture
The big obstacle is that no one’s found a way to make NA beer that doesn’t taste awful. It’s going to take a technical breakthrough for this to come true.
My God, Suh looks like he’s back in college.
Oh cool, John Wick got a new dog to kill
Oh, and you know someone’s gonna kill the dog. Sadly.
There’s a website where you can check for that. It’s literally doesthedogdie.com
Sarah McLaughlin on the soundtrack
RAMMIT has (finally) entered the chatroom
Double Brees SACK! Ass slaps for SUH and CO
Ted Ginn Jr. has been in the league so long he might as well be Ted Ginn Sr.
I’d give this comment a “Mic Drop” but given the subject, it’s a ball drop.
“Steve Gleason fought through adversity, almost as much adversity as I am facing in trying to get my beautiful wall funded. #ObstructionistDemocrats.”
—Some anthropomorphic colostomy bag on Twitter.
That counts as a Ted Finn drop! Drink!
20-3 at the half, 34-9 FIN
Its sad how much that awesome real-life Pokemon effects are being wasted by that crappy movie.
who dat gonna haveta repair dat ceiling
https://twitter.com/Julie_Boudwin/status/1087089436532371457
Aw yes. Ticket Price Hikes for 2019!
In my mind canon, that cocky “I got a smart camera door bell” guy returned to an empty lot, a missing house, a hole in the ground and the smart camera door bell right in front of the hole.
These short out-routes are not open. Drag/crosser was though and Goff missed it. He’s panicking in the pocket.
yup, he’s completely unwilling to go downfield, even with single coverage
First it was Romo saying “pissed,” now it’s ass slapping; it wasn’t enough for the NFL to steal my virgin ears, now my eyes are bleeding.
worthless shit-sniffers
Yes?
What’s up with that Zebra eavesdropping on RAMMIT coach and Goff?
Hey what the fuck are you guys drinking? I got Chocolate Orange Dragons Milk.
VODKA
I hate it but I respect it.
Nothing because I drank too much last night.
Six months ago I probably wouldn’t have understood this.
Oh have you made the transition into middle age hangover territory?
At the tender age of 33… yeah, definitely.
oh God, they are sooooooo awful at 45
QUITTIN’ IS FOR FRENCHIES AND RAY LIOTTA AND YOU SURE AS SHIT AIN’T EITHER! Once more into the drink, mate, that liver won’t kill itself!
Goose Island Porter at the bar I’m at
Good, right? I know they’re Anheuser-Busch now, but they’re still making great beer.
10yo Bushmills and smokin’ a Julieta
Vicuprofen and coffee, per usual
Founders 2018 CBS
Holy fucking shit. Canadian Breakfast Stout is my favorite beer ever.
This year’s Prop was a lot like CBS just sans the coffee.
My ongoing refusal to shop on Black Friday kept me from getting a Prop.
Moeller Baked oatmeal stout. If you’re ever in western Ohio and feel like driving to a brewery in the middle of nowhere, I suggest Moeller
Ohio has regions?
Ohio may not have much, but there’s a lot of it.
On the plus side, BLEE’ERGH has been unusually quiet today.
He’s resting up for the night game. Pats aren’t gonna win by themselves.
Goff literally tapping that ass
Interesting thing about living in a small town: everybody wears a Carhart jacket. They’re either a Republican dipshit cosplaying as a farmer or a lefty union member that will try to fight you for drinking Yuengling
I just got mine because it was on sale for $20 for some reason.
This is the first year in about 5 that I don’t have a Carhart jacket, so no longer meet the criteria for the latter. Alas, no more MAGA camouflage for me.
Fat Guy WOO!!!
Was that ass tap consensual!!?
Well, the center isn’t currently tearing Goff in two, so… maybe consesual?
So the score is really NO 10, LA 7, Gurley -6
REMOVE HORNY
https://twitter.com/VR0NLINE/status/1087093321271398400
Her Horny Watchgoose account is the only watch animal account that is good.
I’m so happy Veronica has gotten big enough to show up on a football blog with 90% male readership on championship Sunday.
She’s great people.
Is it loud there?
https://operations.nfl.com/media/3277/2018-nfl-rulebook_final-version.pdf
Oh, crap. Its not illegal anymore? I’m bring an jet engine with me the next time I go to a Bengals game then!
Might be tough getting it through the metal detector.
Ryan Reynolds as the voice of Pikachu? Nah, fuck that.
I’m super into it sorry
I approve as long as his only line is “pikachu” like when George Clooney was the gay dog on south park
I really wanted Danny Devito.
Ryan Reynolds is a douche.
I don’t have a problem with him, but definitely don’t need to see him as anything other than Deadpool.
Deadpool is overrated… I wouldn’t mind watching more of his wife in a remake of Basic Instinct tho?
That’s a pretty simple Google image search, actually
… Eh, she also did that artsy C4/F4 movie before her first kid, but y’know… moar Scarlett is Always Better…
Mississippi Grind is great and should be appreciated more.
A trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooca5idaNSk
Some serious nightmare fuel in the Pokemon movie
It’s a cautionary tale for today’s youth about using fentanyl.
Yes, this.
Saints… stopped?
Does Cincy have a coach yet? Were they at CES looking for a “Smart” Coach?
Going to CES alone would be farrrr too expensive for Mike Brown.
Is that why Alexa has a ‘NFL coach’ skill now?
Alexa: “Hand the ball more to Mixon, you dumbass.”