Your “And Then There Were Only Three” NFC Champeenship Game Open Thread

But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the ‘not being able to count’ observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left.

Yup, that reality that everyone knows about but no one wants to address. (It’s a lot like a beautiful woman letting rip a real stinker in an elevator full of strangers) There’s only three to be played and 66% of them will be gone in mere hours. We’re winding another season down folks and much like me flexing in a mirror, it ain’t pretty.

TO THE GAME!

Ewe Bangers/Halo Huggers:

Injuries:

The Rams have not a one fella on the injury report but the Saints will be missing te Watson with an appendicitis and wr Kirkwood as well. The latter didn’t get the ball often but in five of the last seven games of the season his longest catch ranged from 19 to 42 yards and he picked up a couple of TD’s along the way.

Surprise!:

With the emergence of C.J. Anderson the Rams have morphed into something of a power running club. This is a huge advantage for The Other Sean because there is so little game film for defenders to look at and you gotta know that McVay is scribbling new plays and formations on a napkin as we speak. On top of this development is the fact that qb Goff has a solid stats vs. the Saints-he’s throwing at a 66% clip and his TD’s far outnumber his INT’s.

Scoreghazi? Nah.:

As mentioned last week by yours truly, the Saints finished up the latter part of the regular season averaging 19 a game and tossed up just 20 last week. Brees is content with Kamaro, Ingram and wr Scott moving the chains rather than looking for the big play. (though he will toss one up if it’s available-Ginn Jr. will be the one to drop it today) Witness last week when the New Orleans O took an entire quarter out of the game on that long drive in the 3rd. Also, cb Talib was missing last time these two met and Scott went off for 200+ yards against cb Peters. Talib is just as physical as Scott and should be able to push him out/off of a route or two.

Ace up sleeve:

I think the edge belongs to the Saints once again. Taysom Hill is what Tim Tebow would be if he was possessed of any humility whatsoever. Secondly, Payton’s proclivity for chancing it on 4th downs tends to pay off. [pulls stat out of nutsack] He’s gone for it 18 times this year and been successful on 15 of them. This could be the difference in a tightly-contested game.

Prediction:

That’s for everyone else-I just know this is going to be a great game. [whispers] Saints by 3.

Let’s tie one on.

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hippofant

Rams players trying to get flags on these holds at this point is pretty funny.

Doktor Zymm

Wow, he’s a slippery little guy!

Beerguyrob

Did anyone bet the under?

fleshwound_NPG

BLEERGH gonna be laughably bad later tonight

Mother Puncher

Gooff king

Gatoraids

Pat’s get the interference and a personal for head to head

Senor Weaselo

And a puppy.

ballsofsteelandfury

Goodell’s NFL, everybody!

Spur

Eli Apple is going to get torched.

Redshirt

That was the most stupidist play for multiple reasons.

litre_cola

Gamblor is angry

Mother Puncher

That was definitely interference. But to be fair, it was against the team I want to lose

WCS

BLEERGH fell back asleep.

Viva La Tabula Raza

He already caught the plane to KC.

WCS

I know.

/sighs
//lights another cigarette

Spur

No blood, no flag.

Sharkbait

Wow. How is that not PI?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hate to say it, shoulda been a flag.

herodotus450

Nope, definitely not a penalty there.

herodotus450

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fleshwound_NPG

That’s a flag and a half

Petronel

Seriously. Blew. His. Ass. Up.

Doktor Zymm

It’s games like this that make me think the NFL might be rigged. The next one probably too

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rigged in favor of…?

Doktor Zymm

Rigged in favor of pissing off fans

Brick Meathook

Is Ted Ginn so famous that everyone is making the same joke? Until just now I thought he was the bartender on The Love Boat

litre_cola

Saints -3 vegas.

Redshirt

So everyone is rooting for a miss?

herodotus450

Classic Suh tackle, an elbow to the head.

Redshirt

Do the Saints not want to play football in February?

Beerguyrob

They’d prefer Mardi Gras.

Spur

Gumbo gets cold?

Beerguyrob

That throw was Carroll-esque.

Redshirt

Don’t get cute Saints. Kill the clock and get to the Big Dance.

Spur

WTF are Saints up to?

fleshwound_NPG

what is sean payton doing

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll go with “Cheating for $500” Alex.

Gatoraids

Looking for another way to get Taysom back in

Dunstan

This is some Reidian clock management by the Saints

WCS

Foreshadowing what’s to come next?

Mr. Ayo

Welp, have to score a TD now

Beerguyrob

I still can’t believe that was caught by Ted Ginn.

Redshirt

…and that is why you don’t settle for the tie when Drew Brees is on the other sideline.

fleshwound_NPG

to be fair, who foresaw ted ginn doing THAT

Spur

how many users does DFO have?

Spur

i need to know how large my pyramid scheme can get.

Gatoraids

New Orleans paying back LA for ruining True Detective

Mother Puncher

Ginn with a clutch grab. Drink forever

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fucking A. How do you let that ball get in there to Ginn of all fucking people??????????????

fleshwound_NPG

GINN DID A RECEIVING THING

WCS

Ted Ginn did a good?

LemonJello

Welp. Ginn’s one catch for the game. Don’t need to cover him anymore.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ted Ginn did not drop something?

Mr. Ayo

GINN!

Doktor Zymm

Did rosetta stone sign an endorsement deal with the NFL? Every time i’ve checked the game schedule the months and days have been in a different language. French this time

Gratliff

Current Sean McVay level:
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herodotus450

You’d think McVay would be happier considering the government is still shutdown.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[hyperventilates]

PARADISE HOTEL IS COMING BACK!

LemonJello

/Puts in call to buy more stock in antibiotic companies.

Spur

come on Brees you’ve been teasing with a turnover. Do it here.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Baby Buster really fucked that up.

May I order an upcoming pick six plz?

tundrajim

I just noticed in that Toyota commercial that the owner of the laundromat is a Chinese guy. ?

Doktor Zymm

Playoff games; games that actually CAN’T end in a tie!

WCS

Donovan McNabb is so confused.

Redshirt

Tri-ple Overtime! Tri-ple Overtime! Tri-ple Overtime!

Senor Weaselo

“Are you sure? I’m not falling for that again.” -Donovan McNabb

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hi. I would have gone for 6 there.

Spur

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Gratliff

Incoming 5 minute scoring drive