Your “Location, Location, Location” Saturday Evening Open Thread

In Vancouver, we have this great concert venue called the Commodore Ballroom.

The place has hardly changed over the years,

  

It’s renowned for having great acoustics, because it was designed for the big band era,

  

and the dance floor is legendary for its bounce.

Rumours are that it has springs or tires underneath it, which give it both durability and bounce, which seems to entice the crowd to greater antics.

It’s over 85 years old, holds about a thousand people, and has hosted many, many acts. One of my fraternity brothers, in fact, wrote the definitive book on the place.

He talks about how many bands have played there over the years, and I’m going to defer to him when he says January 1979 was the greatest month in the Ballroom’s history in terms of who played:

While it’s difficult to single out any one period as the Commodore’s most notable or remarkable, the month of Jan. 1979 might earn that distinction. It began on Jan. 2 when Blondie appeared to a packed house. The Ramones returned a few days later on Jan. 6, and this time Vancouver was ready when 1,000 pogo’ing punk rock fans hit the dance floor. Yet the Ramones might have looked quaint compared to Devo, which took the stage on Jan. 12 and played both an 8 p.m. and midnight show. While Devo may be regarded today as a kitschy ’80s group, the band struck audiences as controversial in its early years. Rolling Stone magazine notoriously found their sound, imagery and disdainfully “devolutionary” worldview threatening enough to call them fascists.

BB King and Tower of Power also performed that month, but it was the Clash making its North American debut at the Commodore on Jan. 31 where Vancouverites could see for themselves that despite the bombast — the Clash were called “The Only Band That Matters” — they were at their root a terrific live band.

I’ve been attending shows there since I was 19, because of their liquor licence. In fact, they were closed for three years at one point because they lost the licence when the owner retired and the Liquor Board wouldn’t transfer the old licence to the new owners, meaning they’d have to get a new one which didn’t have the same freedoms as the old one.

While I wasn’t there for the famous U2 show that only had 300 people in attendance,

         

or the Nirvana show in 1991 just before they blew up,

I was there for the first Chili Peppers show in Vancouver, the last Ramones show in Vancouver, and the famous Megadeth show on 9/12, when Mustaine said there were “gonna play ’til midnight, because we can’t fucking leave town”.

   

Thanks to my friend who owned Scrape Records, I also got to work backstage for bands like GWAR, Cradle of Filth and Fozzy.

Anyway, I thought I’d talk tonight about venues that influenced my love of music. We all have them; I just had the floor.


Tonight’s sports:

  • AAF:
    • Memphis at Orlando – 8:00PM | NFL Network
  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Habs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Stadium Series: Penguins at Flyers – 8:00PM | NBC / Sportsnet1
    • Ducks at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
    • Islanders at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Rockets at Warriors – 8:30PM | ABC / TSN2
  • NCAA:
    • Duke at Syracuse – 6:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
      • No Zion
    • South Florida at Houston – 6:00PM | ESPN2
    • Vanderbilt at Alabama – 6:00PM | ESPNU
    • Kansas at Texas Tech – 8:00PM | ESPN
    • Memphis at Wichita State – 8:00PM | ESPN2
    • Seton Hall at St. John’s – 8:00PM | FS1
    • BYU at Gonzaga – 10:00PM | ESPN
    • Oregon at UCLA – 10:00PM | ESPN2
    • San Diego State at UNLV – 10:00PM | ESPNU
  • NHRA Drag Racing:
    • Saturday Nitro Phoenix – 7:00PM | FS1

The Oscars are tomorrow night, so MakeItSnow will be guest-hosting the Open Thread, and I encourage everyone to join along as we liveblog watching famous people blow each other (metaphorically) on live TV. AT LEAST THE AVN AWARDS ARE HONEST ABOUT IT!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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rockingdog
herodotus450

Eh, they’re no Cable Ace Awards.

Senor Weaselo

Zucc to the Ice Cowboys for a 2nd this year (1st if the Stars make the conference final) and a 3rd next (1st if he re-signs with Dallas). I has a sad now.

WCS

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Gratliff

Just occurred to me the playoffs could have neither of these teams. When was the last time neither PA team made it?

WCS

2005 was the last time the Pens weren’t in, so start there.

Gratliff

94 was the last time for the Flyers before that. Looks liiiike 89-90. Goddamn.

Gratliff

Flyers vs Penguins: Is It A War Crime Pt 2

blaxabbath

Wife is working all day (leaves at 6a, Ret at 8p) shifts all weekend. I’m just getting blaxito down for night one here. Of all my deficiencies as a parent, I am the absolute best at his nighttime routine.

WCS

Hall & Oates? Nope.
Todd Rundgren? Nuh-uh.
G. Love and Special Sauce? Piss off.
Meek Mill? Hell no.
Boyz II Men? Absolutely not.

Some random country asshole with absolutely no connection to either city or hockey? BRILLIANT!

blaxabbath

Well, all country is about freedom and then you got the liberty bell so….

Gratliff

Hologram Mac Miller feels like the ideal pick here with the Pittsburgh roots and Flyers tradition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3__p9j261g

WCS

Ah, yes. Philadelphia is well known for it’s deep country music scene.

Senor Weaselo

Nothing screams “Pittsburgh vs. Philadelphia hockey game” like Keith Urban!

Horatio Cornblower

Here’s the pride of Westport, CT, Lost Generation with their “hit”, Never Work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSXKb0yD-5k

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Memphis and Cleveland are gonna be sister cities after this season is over.

herodotus450

Is it time for me to finally learn who “Cardi B” is?
No. No, I’m not quite that depressed yet.

Gratliff
WCS

That’s a fine, and maybe suspension.

Gratliff

Flyers Twitter vs. Penguins Twitter is currently “Cleaner than a nun’s vagina” vs. “Possible Attempted Genocide”

WCS

#MAGA Twitter: CLEERLY ATEMPTED WHITE GENOSIDE!!!11!1 #BIULDTHEWALL

Gratliff

Ben Shapiro is furiously penning an op-ed as we speak

Gratliff

WAYNE TRAIN

Gratliff

Hmm. My 11 year old just hit 5′ 7″. Gonna have to start a fucking GoFundMe to cover his food by 13.

ballsofsteelandfury

Are you Shaquille O’Neal?

Damn!

Gratliff

Man, I’m right around 5’9″ and he’s gonna pass that shit by next fall. Charts show him at >99.9th percentile. I’m gonna have to start working on my double leg takedowns if he doesn’t act right. Gotta get this motherfucker to stop playing video games and start working on zone blocking schemes.

herodotus450

Guess I’ll have to find another prospect to take up my jockeying legacy…

Gratliff

Me and the boy at the park this summer:
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Unsurprised

Sounds like he’s big enough to hunt for his own food.

blaxabbath

Can he stay healthy? The NBA will have him $49mil

Gratliff

Coots! This is gonna be the game where all the Flyers get their one last big sendoff from the fans before they get shipped off to, I dunno, Arizona.

herodotus450

smh only reason crosby scored there is cause he was last man out of hte zone not very defensively responsible imo

Gratliff

I hope he blows his fucking ACL out

Unsurprised

How many people on Twitter have said it would be cooler if the Kraft Job had cost him $69?

Horatio Cornblower

420.

See what I did there?

Viva La Tabula Raza

He may not have tweeted it, but you know Gronk thought it.

Unsurprised

His PR reps were probably shitting themselves until they had physical control of his phone.

Horatio Cornblower

My concert venue was a shitty roller rink in Enfield, CT, about a block from the MA border. They would put on punk shows every weekend and I’d drive up with another friend who was as unpopular as I was so we could hang out with other unpopular kids.

The most famous band I ever saw up there was probably Murphy’s Law, right before they toured with The Beastie Boys. Also one of the more violent shows, as the NY skins and CT skins apparently had differing opinions about who was the greatest Prime Minister in British history and came to blows over it, not that that’s ever happened before…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoDKh1EAZjI

but I also saw great shows by bands like Lost Generation, Asexuals, Anthrax, (another greats show for fighting), 7 Seonds and a bunch of other angry bald 20 year olds driving shitty vans.

Finally caught The Ramones at Toad’s Place during the last tour before they started dropping like flies. Too tough to die my ass.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice.
I’ve tried to time it to see these guys at the El Rey in LA every time I’ve gone out west, but it hasn’t worked out yet…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2fTAQ_bKuU

theeWeeBabySeamus

Recorded at the MK Bowl just outside London. I wasn’t there, but I did see them on this tour on this side of “the pond”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPLvBO_2Gn0

Gratliff

Flyer For Life, Super Bowl-Winning Football Coach/Hockey Legend Doug Pederson

Gratliff

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Unsurprised

DYYYYYYYNAMOOOOOOO

Brick Meathook

I saw Frank Black at The Commodore Ballroom, and duckpin bowled downstairs.

Mostly I hung out at The Yale.

Gratliff

This could be Wayne Simmonds’ last game as a flyer. *single tear* Fuck somebody up, Simmers.

Gratliff

If you’re not hyped by the guitar solo in Gonna Fly Now, we can’t be friends

Redshirt

Order of Gonna Fly Now Moments:

Creed
Creed II
Rocky II
Rocky V (2nd Half where Sly and Sage climb the steps)
Rocky
Rocky Balboa
Rocky III
Rocky V (1st Half where Rocky celebrates winning a fight for free after spending the whole freaking movie refusing to fight for millions of dollars)

Senor Weaselo

Especially because in Creed they were teasing you with it the whole time!

scotchnaut

Cuse letting it slip away…

Gratliff

Holy shit. Gritty in full Running Man attire

Gratliff

JRoll!

rockingdog

found a funny:

me: i just finished my time machine

friend: are you gonna go back and kill baby hitler?

me: no i’m gonna do something even more important

[25 years ago at cafe]

me (in waiter outfit): the world is gonna roll you

smashmouth guy eating crepe: *drops his fork*

Redshirt

You stole my “A Bottle of Red, a bottle of White? It all depends on your appetite” joke!

Viva La Tabula Raza

So no mention of shows by April Wine, Max Webster, Moxy, Triumph, or any of a whole plethora of cool Canadian bands? I am slightly disappointed!

Horatio Cornblower

$7.75 to see the Clash. Fuck me for being born too late.

Brick Meathook

Bend over and let’s get this over with, I got things to do.

Horatio Cornblower

Look, if you an find a way to reunite Mick Jones and Joe Strummer I’m up for anything, but until you do you can keep your fly zipped.

Gratliff

Ah, yes. The two genders:
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Unsurprised

Class Traitor!

King Hippo

isn’t it just AMAZING how Coach K can beat a borderline Top 25 side with only ONE of the three best players in college ball, instead of the usual two??

King Hippo

c’mon, do a thing, LD Alajuelense…

Wakezilla

Here’s my taek: Outdoor games are stupid because the games are bad. Also, they’re inredibly dangerous to the players and it’s only a matter of time before ACLs tear the league’s best players

King Hippo

I get it, they wanted to build interest (outside of Canadia) in regular season Ice Footy. But that was when it was unique, the magic is gone now.

Redshirt

Plus when they play a sport in an area its not built for. Football/Soccer/Baseball are sort of interchangeable. But when you put a basketball court or a hockey rink at midfield, it just looks silly.

Gratliff

They’re stupid because they were massively popular when there was 1 game, and then they couldn’t get their dicks hard without 40 of them on the schedule, and no one gives a fuck about them anymore

Redshirt

They need to combine sports. Basketball and Hockey games or Soccer and Football games at the same time.

King Hippo

or landmines. The answer is always landmines.

Redshirt

Remember those large moving pads they had at the end of the Eliminator in American Gladiators? We need those on the field only the whole width of the field.

Redshirt
King Hippo

but Redshirt…what if it WAS?

Gratliff

Carter Hart injured. 10-3 Pens.

King Hippo

I would say that Jay Bilas is a real cocksucker, but that implies he would ever do sommet nice for anyone else

blaxabbath

But it’d cost Robert Kraft $59.

King Hippo

/plus begrudging tip

Gratliff

You try to get it going at that age

King Hippo

sheeeiiiit, takes very specific porn at 45

/merde, said too much

Gratliff

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Redshirt

Not to the poor rooster.

Ian Scott McCormick

That’s why I’ve never liked cocksucker as a derogatory term. Look, whether I’m into it or not, god bless any cocksuckers out there for being willing to do a thankless job. Somebody appreciates the effort, and they’re making the world a better place.
Cock biter might be a more fitting insult. Jesus, what are you doing down there? I’ll handle it myself, thank you very much.

herodotus450

You’d think LA would know a thing or two about killing panthers, but Florida is piling it on, 6-1 in the third.

King Hippo

I wish! – Daryl Gates

SonOfSpam

Kings are in full “secure high draft pick” mode.

Gratliff

Ah, Scottie Hartnell. The first hashtag to ever cause nostalgia. #hartnelldown
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Gratliff

Flyers are 0-3 in outdoor games, but they’re due for a monster game after the bullshit 51 save game against Pittsburgh last week. It’s also probably the official end of any playoff hopes if they lose, so expect that to happen.

WCS

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King Hippo
WCS

STADIUM SERIES TONIGHT
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Gratliff

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Wakezilla

Damn Rob, you made me feel homesick by taking about Commodore Ballroom. I’ve been to many a concerts there.

One of my favorite memories of that place was getting snuck in there in 96 or 97 to watch this up and coming band that had a good sound.

They may be overplayed now, but back then, it was a thrill listening to Nickelback’s music.

King Hippo

oh, if I ran the PA for introductions in WNY tonite…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR6GqcPd60U

Gratliff

EDIT: Guess I could have just checked to see if it was on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7srGmTGZeYM

Gratliff

They don't need the music here! #Bellator217 pic.twitter.com/ljH460r2az

— Seán Sheehan (@SeanSheehanBA) February 23, 2019

https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

King Hippo

Every live show that I’ve really enjoyed (other than Morrissey at the Durham Performing Arts Center) was at Carrboro’s “Cat’s Cradle.”

ArmedandHammered

I saw some good shows at The Brewery. Elastica was a really good show, lots of Southern Culture on the Skids shows, Mini-Kiss, Dread Zeppelin, and the Ramones were great as well.

King Hippo

There was always something that annoyed me about The Brewery. Either the acoustics or the feel, was so, so long ago.

They got really good acts, though.

ArmedandHammered

The acoustics weren’t the best and trying to get a beer could be an exercise in futility.

King Hippo

ok, that 2nd part was likely it. The Cradle was oddly configured, but the sound was great and I always had an alot of beer (h/t make it snow)

ArmedandHammered

We learned to send our female friends to get the beers as they always got served immediately, as for location I lived behind the Sub-concious subs place so I often stumbled down there to see a show.

King Hippo

I ran to Sub Conscious soooooo many times for pregnancy craving food. There and Miami Subs.

/what, u couldn’t tell I was expecting (pats belly)

Gratliff

Really just for the musical beers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONBrID_TgYE

Gratliff

Spent 2 hours in line with 500 other people for tickets to a concert that isn’t for another 6 months and I have no faith in my ability to not lose them. This won’t lead to an extreme degree of rage in August.

Gratliff

Realizing that that doesn’t sound like a lot, this is a city with 30k people, we were in a small ass furniture store, and it wasn’t even the only location selling it. I hate small town concerts

King Hippo

magnet them to the fridge

Gratliff

My dog can reach the top of the fridge and would love to eat the shinies

King Hippo

you can get a reasonably decent, small safe for like $49 on Amazon

Gratliff

That would be smart. I’m gonna want something I can throw when I can’t find them

King Hippo

we are here to serve the rage needs of Commentist Party members

yeah right

I’ve seen a bunch of shows at The Stone Pony in Asbury Park including the Ramones. This was about 1985 or so. One night our group of friends divided into the boys group and the girls group. We told the girls we would meet them at “The Pony” around 10 or so on a Saturday night.
The boys went to a go-go bar because nudity wasn’t allowed in Monmouth County. The girls did something similar like a Chippendales show.

We get to The Pony and it was fucking packed. Line around the block and no parking packed. The marquee said “La Bamba and The Hubcaps” but it was actually a surprise show from Bruce Springsteen in his hometown.

We didn’t get in.

I also saw the Clash play their very last US performance at the second US Festival in 1984. The Ramones were at the first US Festival.

So many shows.

King Hippo

How long does it take before you finally start to move past it? – Jim B., Syracuse, NY

Get past what?? – Brian K., South Bend, IN

herodotus450

“Our mansions and solid gold rocket cars help.”
-Matthew Broderick and Donte Sallworth in unison