Since last weekend, we’ve gotten nearly 7 inches of rain where I live. One literally can’t walk outside without sinking.
The one day we didn’t get rain (Tuesday) the wind was blowing so hard that it blew a tree over (which was because the rain had loosened its roots) and cut power. But I did get to whip out my big chainsaw and start cutting some shit up. But of course when the power company arrived about an hour later, they made me stop.
Meh, probably just as well.
That’s been fixed now of course, but now it’s raining again.
California, even with earthquakes, wildfires and mudslides, is looking better and better. At least there they got legal weed and hot chicks.
Seems like a good tradeoff….
But honestly, in truth, I kinda like the rain. I really do. It’s soothing.
But this is too much. I’m tired of tracking mud in the house. I’m tired of being wet (phrasing). And I’m tired of trees falling over because the soil is so loose now.
Having said that, however…
Sexy Wet Girls is our theme this week.
(It’s important to stay hydrated)
We’ll get to that in a minute.
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Sports Which Will Water You Down 2Nite
NHL
Once again, no nationally televised Friday games in the US of A. Check your locals.
NBA
- Portland @ Toronto – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Milwaukee @ LAL – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA Hoops
- Kent State @ Bowling Green – 6:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Rhode Island @ Dayton – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- (21)Buffalo @ Miami (OH) – 8:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Siena @ Canisius – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
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Wet Girls Are Fun Girls
Enjoy…
And the winner, for best use of a gigantic leaf is…
Oooooof.
(get it?)
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Time To Dry Out
Have a good weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Well I survived the BQE in the snow at 3 in the morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTJ6GPGMozo
If it’s not too late, have a screwdriver.
If it’s too late, have a mimosa.
Note to self: hire SNOW monkey ninjas next time.
There’s a tech company called Smarsh and whenever I’m in downtown I always make a “Lousy Smarsh weather” joke. No one has ever laughed.
I appreciate artifice, but small acts of reality seem to make the best photos.
I wish these were mine. Not my style. Whenever I take photos with people in them, I try to capture normal and it just comes out unremarkable.
Is it all right to prefer avarice?
Yes
When I was growing up in government housing I was asked what did I want to be when I grew up.
I told them I wanted to be a writer.
They said, “How do you intend to do that?”
I told them I had no idea.
That still holds.
I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up, but you are a fucking writer.
Thank you. That really means a lot.
It’s the truth.
What he said.
“If you can’t win a case by yourself, you’re fuckin’ useless.”
God damn. My Cousin Vinny is a great movie.
Flew into Phoenix tonight for some spring training games this weekend with my family. Uber driver had heard nothing about the Tucson Raiders plot.
What was his reaction to the Bama connection? Also, did you give the driver the [DFO] application?
More importantly, did you get his $12 membership fee?
Utter confusion and reason to doubt my credibility
But what was his reaction to the Bama thing?
That’s some good painting.
I’m never going to get off if I can’t stare deeply into your eyes
Stop spying on me.
Give it a minute. I think it’s flooded.
Welllllll….Hellooooooo.
The fact that I can fucking recognize who she is (Samantha Hoopes) is pathetic. I’m the Rain Man of loser perverts.
Hey
I like her.
Jeezus Christ!
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/28/us/pam-northam-cotton.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur
I’mma say let sleeping dogs lie. Itemizing a relationship after it’s gone south brings only added misery, and probably the Annie Wilkes kind as well.
The next time she needs something fixed, she’ll realize what she did and feel bad. Plus, if she calls to ask for help, you can remind her that you don’t spay bitches anymore.
Yeah, I know that’s best.
Yet we’re still fighting.
I’m so tired.
time to pass out so I can be up bright and early for Spurs/Arseholes!
Unlike GAMBLOR, Hippo must sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
Lemme ask you guys a question…
Would it be a dick move to send copies of the invoices for the work I had done and I spent to fix the girl formerly known as tWLS’ house (in MD), and also her mother’s house (in FLA), and ask for a check? I mean I don’t expect to get the check nor would I go to Judge Judy for it…. but I just kinda want to be a dick now. So I’m hoping before I do it, you’ll tell me it’s a dick move. That’s what I’m looking for.
yes, it is
Can you tell I’m a little pissed off?
also yes
Yeah, it’s probably best I take the rest of the night off from commenting.
I haven’t been this pissed off for about 27 months.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxaljj7UjKU
*searches [DFO] archives*
No archives for that. And that’s for the best.
But here’s a hint…..
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2019/02/15/your-a-day-late-and-a-dollar-short-valentines-day-special-friday-evening-open-thread/
(valen)
Real subtle.
Hey, I coulda given you her real life name and address.
But I’m too classy for that.
It isn’t my fault she fucked me over.
No one’s blaming you! Well, at least I’m not.
I thought you knew this story already.
I mean, I read the Goddess series posts, but I don’t think that was blow by blow accurate.
Goddess was embellished of course, but some was based on fact.
I thought you’d heard me bitching and whining at the poker tables though.
Short version….she and I had a fling, which at the time I didn’t know was just a fling. Yay. She lied to me about some things, I figured it out.
Hahahahaha
You shut up. LOL
It’s a dick move, but maybe justified?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeHJHjkwDuM&app=desktop
see, even uber-talented musicians with great hair hate themselves!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=659pppwniXA
Brandon Perna works through his Napoleon Syndrome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Haq9_1tnENg
You have Russell Willson’s attention.
I told her two things. We can work through anything, just don’t ever lie to me, and don’t treat me as expendable/an afterthought. As far as I know, she never lied to me.
Which I guess is actually an improvement over past relationships.
You know who you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg
I need to nail Stacy’s Mom. Or even Stacy….she’s legal by now, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
Or both. At the same time.
You have my attention.
The daughter’s now nearly as old as Rachel Hunter was when that video was made.
Speaking of whom. From 2015. Gianna Dispenza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-lBmpz8Iso
HAI!!
Things with the girl formerly known as tWLS appear to be over for good.
It’s for the best. But I’m kinda sad about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE1oIhSgTgI
Accepting one’s permanent sadness is bittersweet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2MnJGBpSR4
Yup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzD7f8VnEhw&feature=youtu.be
last funny:
I’m a lot like jazz; what I don’t say is as important as what I say. Also, nobody listens to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56XKfwTO1vM
That Rihanna Umbrella song brings back a memories….
In HighSchool I went on a date with a girl, and at the end of the date she and I were just hanging out in the car listening to the radio.
Before she got out of the car to go home, she gave me a BJ while that song played on the radio
That was a magical time.
The time Beyonce’s song was popular, not high school, although it sounds like your HS experience was pretty good.
Halfway through S3 of The Expanse and it’s still very good. I have trouble wrapping my head around SyFy original programming that isn’t hilarious schlock.
We are all prestige teevee now, Imaginary Iggles chum
One more week
Chick in this video is hot as hell, but sadly briefly dated Troy Aikman.
Poor girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSTPIUz_QY4
Ouch, did someone break this to Joe Buck??
Hehehehehe
She dated Aikman?
?v=1508353884
They call that “Brokeback Mountain”
Neither of them probably remember it.
ziiiiiinnnnng!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4keD5Qvya4
Spending the night here in flagstaff. Had some dope Korean food for dinner and now just chilling as we get the kid down at the airbnb. It’s nice being out of town a bit.
Been fightin’ off teh strange with a shovel?
I was listening to SiriusXM today, and on the Weezer concert they broadcasted, they did a “barbershop quartet” version of Buddy Holly. It was pretty cool.
I heard that as well and also agree.
Even if it was a little weird.
took me about 20 seconds to catch on, was only partially caffeinated
I was only partially drunk.
I have added six ounces of vodka to a 40 ounce Slurpee, and I couldn’t be happier right now that my week is over.
7-Eleven has a business idea for you.
thats some galaxy brain stuff rite there…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H6amDbAwlY
I know what that’s like
At least I shan’t be tempted to drive to the burlesque house.
/everyone would be extra pushy, anyway
found a funny:
you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes “sexual” the rest of the boys all agree that he is
thats insane how much rain you all are getting out west
A never-ending website of gifs like this shall be thy heaven, my Moose-y son. – God
Scotchy’s Senators fired their coach today; it’s like if NASA fired Christa McAuliffe today because of the Challenger explosion: a little late and way off the mark.
saves ’em from having to search for body parts
yes, the cats are mighty pissed off about this weather
/hoping the older one doesn’t piss in the house
I’m hoping YOU don’t. If you do though, I don’t wanna know about it.
You’re saying Hippo uses an outhouse?
It’s North Cackalacky, What do you think?
indoor plumbin’ is puttin’ on airs ,, ppl forget that
Shit, now I really do have a mind’s eye vision of Hippo standing in the corner pissing.
SONOFABITCH!!!!!!
Cute ass, though.
This is one of my, if not my favorite fetish. Great hustle tWBS. You truly are a King amongst men.
Happy you like it.
And there’s more to the story from where this theme came from. But I should definitely not tell that story.