A few years ago, I knew a girl who was a singer. Still is I guess. Sort of.
She is actually quite good, truth be told. Or at least she could have been. She has amazing range. No shit.
And I don’t mean I knew her “biblically”. I got locked into the friend zone with her rather quickly. Which was fine. And probably for the best. But I still thought her talent was quite amazing and I tried to get a friend in New York to give her a shot. Which she got.
But she fucked it up, mostly because she turned out to be quite the narcissist. Her attitude was terrible (which frankly, I took some heat for…my mistake) and it ended up getting her fired from the club she was singing in in New York because of it. Now she lives in a van in Florida with some dude. And now she reads tarot cards at renaissance fairs to make ends meet. And I guess pay for gas. Holy. Shit.
No I’m not lying.
Amongst other things, she hated all other female singers and didn’t mind saying so to anyone who would listen. My own personal opinion is that it was because she never hit it as big as she thought she should have, and was envious of any other female singer who actually became successful. But admittedly that is only speculation on my part. But it seems accurate enough.
But all of that aside, her alleged claim to fame is that she once made out with Gwen Stefani in a bar in New York. I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I’ve often thought that if it is…. well…
I sure would have liked to have been there to watch!!!!!
Yes, I’m still a horrible human being. We’ve covered this already.
But it’s still Gwen Stefani week anyway. She’s our special princess this week.
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Sports Which You Will Have NO DOUBT About 2Nite
(see what I did there?)
NFL
KHunt will be unavailable for 8 weeks next year.
Story of my life.
NHL
- Vegas @ Dallas – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN
NBA
- LAL @ Detroit – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBATV
- Milwaukee @ Miami – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NBATV
- Chi*** @ LAC – 10:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
NCAA Hoops
Conference Tournaments across the board. TBA is favored over TBA by like 2.5 points probably. Take TBA and the points. No wait, take TBA and give the points.
Oh fuck I’m so confused.
But here’s the set up….
- St. Joes v Davidson – 6:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
- Xavier v (25)Villanova – 6:30pmEDT – TV:FS1
- Central Michigan v (18)Buffalo – 6:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- Minnestota v (13)Purdue – 7:00pmEDT – TV: B1GN
- ‘Bama v (4)Kentucky – 7:00pmEDT – TV: SECN
- SMU v (24)Cincy – 7:00pmEDT – TV:ESPNU
- Iowa State v (15)K.State – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
- (12)Florida State v (2)Virginia – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Saint Louis v Dayton – 8:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
- Seton Hall v (23)Marquette – 9:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
- Wichita State v Temple – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU
- WVU v (17)Kansas- 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
- (5)Duke v (3)U*NC – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- SD State v (14)Nevada – 9:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- Colorado v Washington – 9:00pmEDT – TV: PAC12N
- Iowa v (10)Michigan – 9:30pmEDT – TV: B1GN
- Mississippi State v (8)Tennessee – 9:30pmEDT – TV: SECN
- Oregon v Arizona State – 11:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Fresno State v Utah State – 11:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
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I’m “Gwen” To Show You Some Photos Now
Hehehehe….get it?
Enjoy…
Yes, I do like Gwen Stefani. I think she is creative and has a very good voice.
Plus, she’s kinda cute.
BUT FFS GWEN…BLAKE SHELTON????? HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?????
I have to go throw up a little bit now. Then I’ll be back to feeling Hella Good….
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Don’t Stay Up All Night Folks, Get Some Rest
That’s all I got this week. Get your rest and don’t overdo it. It’s not worth it.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
LOL, that’s funny.
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The NHL really needs to protect the Ice Liouns’ Elias Petterson because oh my god, the guy only scores insane goals, but also gets second degree assault committed against him every night. Virtually every game, an opponent tries to go for a headshot or tackle him to the ice.
Evenin’
Seems casual…….
I’d tap that
That fight is a few minutes away from getting really good
Sending out a lot of love to my Kiwi friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4UQJwd3awQ
KITTEH!
Hnngh
Already a better QB than Tannehill. Sign her, Miami!
“WAAAAT?”
To be fair; I’ve done that exact thing on the beach and also in the mountain on snow shoes.
8/10….would attempt to fetch.
LMFAO
You win.
I get a doughnut.
Fuck that dog
I’ve seen a lot of results from people being idiots and running over dogs and keep on driving. GOOD BOY for gettin’ some back.
GOOD BOY!
GOOD BOY!
I love the look of recognition just before camera holder impact.
/checks Devils v Canucks box score.
Rooney from Carrick? What is this, a 2010 Manchester United score sheet?
See below….. WEIRD!
LOL. Same time too.
She seems nice.
Until you are a bad boy……
I’d whip that
Jesus.
What’s her name?
Google is trying to tell me it’s the fatty from Modern Family but I’m not buying it.
Abigail Ratchford
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ezEmk2rPqA
everybody is fouling out of this Big East semifinal
They sure as shit oughta be. How is that game even still a thing?
You see, it’s a bird, and, well, never mind.
World’s Most Popular Lesbian?
Most popular, dunno. But I for one am in favor.
me gusta mucho, el Moose
I know this sounds terrible to say, and I do apologize in advance….
But If I wasn’t white I’d want to be Zion Williamson.
In all seriousness, the dude is amazing.
As opposed to Michael Jordan, Steph Curry, or Idris Alba?
Idris Alba is deffo the right answer here.
/or that Mbappe guy (France Lesser Footy) if really wanna be an athlete
But Zion is younger, won’t likely die as soon.
MJ is a dicknose, Steph is too short, but not a bad backup.
Idris is the right answer I think.
If you weren’t white, you already be dead about eight times.
Which would be OK if he was a cat.